I like both these teams. Both will perform very well in the last game of the year against either AFC champion. (What? Did you think that as of [checks pocket watch] 3:32 EST I know who won the AFC thingy?) Rivera and Arians both deserve all the kudos for taking formerly moribund programs to the top. And it just seems like it’s the NFC’s year this year, doesn’t it?
Stats Time: Them Panthers led the league in scoring and the Cards were second. If the Cards depend on the blitz to bring pressure they are fooked. QB Newton completes 59% of his passes, has an 80.4 QBR and has a ridiculous 80.4 QBR when the other team brings the house. As far as rushing is concerned, the Panthers attack as a team averages 4.1 yards per carry. GOSTKOWSKI SUCKS! (just saw the missed extra point)
Okay down to brass tacks (whatever that means) I sorta lucked out last week by identifying DT Short as a difference-maker. This reminds me-GM of the Panthers Gettleman drafted two DT’s back to back in the ’13 draft. Lotulelei went in the first and Short went in the second. BAM! INTERIOR D IS TAKEN CARE OF FOR A HALF-DOZEN YEARS. As far as feel-good stories are concerned the weakest narrative going is QB Palmer’s quest for a Super Bowl ring. He wasn’t that great a story in Cincy so why all the lovin’ now? Now, WR Fitz is legitimate. THIS GUY-copyright Jon Gruden-is a tried and true big game performer with stats up the whatzizz. On t’udder side of the ball I would love to see a nation of older, pale sports writers back pedal en masse from their “here comes Vince Young 2.0” interior monologues if QB Cam wins. It’s okay fellas, you’ll always have JaMarcus Russell. What say you persons? Let me know who you like below. TYPE LIKE YOU’VE NEVER TYPED BEFORE, WASTRELS!
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Ok. Last two pics and then I am off to watch Netflix. Kelley O’Hara in a tennis outfit
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Pleasant dreams you beautiful people.
Best gif ever….?
Maybe…may, be.
You too. It’s been a great day!
I’d definitely ask her out.
I’ve moved on to Tom Segura on netflix. Highly entertaining.
Woooooot!
And Die Hard 3 is on tv. Who wants to keep drinking and watch Zeus?
Ohh… Channel?
One of the Encores. My apartment building has a weird cable package.
Womp womp. Netflix standup it is.
If I didn’t have encore, I’d be looping Archer.
I’m really not a wrestling guy at all. Is the Royal Rumble always this absurd and ridiculous?
Is there a way I can watch it for free?
http://www.thefeed2all.eu/watch/405000/1/watch-wwe-royal-rumble-2016.html
Make sure your AdBlocker is cranked up high, though.
HUSH! THE BOTS WILL HEAR YOU!
I’m waiting for the Panthers to put the Halas trophy down and then forget it as they walk off the stage.
guh, I hate that this team isn’t called “Charlotte” Panthers
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It’s a testament to how likable Cam is because fuck Jerry Richardson and his Droopy Dog jowls.
Where did Richardson make his money, motivational speaking?
Mr. Carson looks quite annoyed to have to accept that trophy.
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La raza esta en el Super Bowl otra vez.
¿Plunkett? ¿Cuándo?
I will say this. Humble, Brady-slaying PeyPey vs. Cam is the least evil SB matchup that I can remember. I just feel great for everybody involved.
(sing-song voice)
Ballast Point you taste so good!
Finally, the Delhomme and Newton comparison articles can begin in earnest!
The audio is out of sync. This annoys the living shit out of me
The first Latino coach in the Super Bowl?
Tom Flores
Tom Flores.
Too slow.
Well, there goes that story line. Guess the media will have to make do with “Is this Peyton Manning’s last game?” for two weeks.
/kills self.
the first one who is obviously Mexican:
-my racist relatives
Carson Palmer gave away more turnovers than a charitable bakery.
“Carolina linebacker Luke Keuchly’s versitly, grit, and leadership carried the Panthers to an historic beating of the Arizona Cardinals in the NFC Championship Game, and into Super Bowl 50. His determination and poise motivated the oft-struggling offense, helped in no part by quarterback Cam Newton’s selfishness and lack of respect, cannot be overstated.”
— Tomorrow’s MMQB
The tragedy is that, behind Newton and Kawann Short, he really is the Panthers MVP
I”m sorry. I’m an even bigger shill for Carson Palmer than I am for Peyton Manning.
Jake Delhomme throws 5 picks
Carson Palmer throws 5 picks
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bxU2eqZtYmc
Intentional Kneel down on 4th down. Now I’ve seen everything.
NO NO NO NAWT AGAHHIN!!! THEY AREAH PLAHYING OWAH SONG SWEET CAROLIHHNE!!! FACK THAT IS OWAH SONG NO ONE DENIES THIS
Hey, we got a Derek Anderson sighting after all!
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Royal Rumble is about to start!
Sasha was looking gorgeous.
(tomorrow’s SportsCenter)
“Breaking News here at SportsCenter. The NFL is reportedly investigating Carson Palmer for throwing yesterday’s NFC Championship game against the Carolina Panthers. When reached for comment, the NFL Commissioner’s Office said, ‘Did you see those passes? Something was definitely going on.'”
Carson Palmer throwing something that nobody picked?
Roger Goodell: Nah, gimme the damn phone. HEY BRADY! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR SHITTY FAMILY TOO!!!
Another unfortunately very SFW Julie Johnston pic.
She pretty.
http://i.imgur.com/52KEJgq.gifv
I like Cam and a few other Panthers and New England is not going to the Super Bowl. Feeling celebratory.
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He’s probably even more ripped now, considering he’s been rowing for two straight years now.
I have never hated Kimo von Oelhoffen more than I do right now. Motherfucker robbed us of a player who was like Aaron Rodgers, but better in every way.
He was a USC QB. He was never going to be good.
Matt Leinart and Matt Barkley sent death threats your way, but the letters got sent to the house down the street.
But he was good! He was, by any objective measure, the NFL MVP this year!
The sarcasm is delicious.
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Hey look, Hope Solo throwing a punch and not getting arrested!
these are a gif from BLERGH
No. Fuck her. And not in the sexy way. She should be in prison.
What are the chances that Palmer demands a trade this offseason? Like, 80%??
So…what’s the over/under on Manninceptions in the SB?
4
4? I’ll take the over.
At least the Pats went down swinging. This is just tragic.
Carson Palmer needs to retire. Like before the game ends.
Aikman just asked how he bounces back from this. I’m guessing the only bouncing he’ll be doing is hard, off the ground, when the Cardinals toss him out of the plane on the way home.
actually that height will probably imprint palmer in the ground
Gaddamn. I can’t even go pop some pizza in the toaster oven without missing a Palmerception.
PALMERCEPTION ∞
BHA GAWD SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH
Is Palmer trying to break the single-game record for picks?
Yes
Seriously getting flashbacks to the 51-3 beating the Bills laid on the Raiders in 1991.
Well the ESPN win probability now has it at 100% (presumably <0.1%)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
Ah, Sandstorm….
“Lucifer” looks like an interesting idea that Fox will completely fuck up.
If by “interesting” you mean “stupid” then yes, I agree. The only good anti-hero devil was Ray Wise.
Peter stormare was good.
Reaper should have been face-melting good.
Reaper WAS face-meltingly good any time Ray Wise was on screen.
Do you think Fox intentionally chose LA, being the city of angels as the setting or just went “LA sounds good! Lets set it there!”
I think they just didn’t feel like leaving town.
I’m assuming they are just ripping off the comic (which itself was taken from Hellblazer) without any of the quality writing or effort.
Needs to be on premium cable. I don’t see how you can do this without full-frontal.
THIS!
That was quite the turnover
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The role of Jodie Foster in the Accused will be played by the Arizona Cardinals this evening.