I like both these teams. Both will perform very well in the last game of the year against either AFC champion. (What? Did you think that as of [checks pocket watch] 3:32 EST I know who won the AFC thingy?) Rivera and Arians both deserve all the kudos for taking formerly moribund programs to the top. And it just seems like it’s the NFC’s year this year, doesn’t it?
Stats Time: Them Panthers led the league in scoring and the Cards were second. If the Cards depend on the blitz to bring pressure they are fooked. QB Newton completes 59% of his passes, has an 80.4 QBR and has a ridiculous 80.4 QBR when the other team brings the house. As far as rushing is concerned, the Panthers attack as a team averages 4.1 yards per carry. GOSTKOWSKI SUCKS! (just saw the missed extra point)
Okay down to brass tacks (whatever that means) I sorta lucked out last week by identifying DT Short as a difference-maker. This reminds me-GM of the Panthers Gettleman drafted two DT’s back to back in the ’13 draft. Lotulelei went in the first and Short went in the second. BAM! INTERIOR D IS TAKEN CARE OF FOR A HALF-DOZEN YEARS. As far as feel-good stories are concerned the weakest narrative going is QB Palmer’s quest for a Super Bowl ring. He wasn’t that great a story in Cincy so why all the lovin’ now? Now, WR Fitz is legitimate. THIS GUY-copyright Jon Gruden-is a tried and true big game performer with stats up the whatzizz. On t’udder side of the ball I would love to see a nation of older, pale sports writers back pedal en masse from their “here comes Vince Young 2.0” interior monologues if QB Cam wins. It’s okay fellas, you’ll always have JaMarcus Russell. What say you persons? Let me know who you like below. TYPE LIKE YOU’VE NEVER TYPED BEFORE, WASTRELS!
One more Sydney Leroux
No, not “one more”.
moar USWNT shit, plz
SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY, SO I CALL HER BIG BOOTY!
This work here?
Kawann Shirt: descendant of Grendel
Larry Fitzgerald…the answer to the question “What if Jerry Rice was drafted by the Bears.”
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(sing song) Going to the Super Bowl!
WEIRD AGAIN
Gon-na lose third Su-per Bowl.
WEIRD
Odds on Cam getting to sit out on most of the 4th quarter?
I hate Kimo von Oelhoffen so much.
Only the Bungles could make Kimo von Oelhoffen look like a pass rusher.
Ground might have caused that
You never go balls out.
Hippo Bowl…set in stone!!!
Meant to post this one earlier, stayed as just an open tab instead. Fumble pic
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I like those shoulders a lot. Adding to the stalk list.
Is it time to cut Carson Palmer.
We’ve replaced the Arizona Cardinals with Folger’s Crystals. Let’s see if anyone notices!
Sorry, Fitty.
FUMBRE!
ARI is playing like any other NFC South competitor CAR has seen.
God damn, Ellington.
Finally had a chance to shower after the Pats lost… wait, 17-0 already? Did we replace the Cardinals with the Seahawks?
So… you chose to wank it?
I deserved that…well played.
MU HU HA HA HA
what the actual fuck
Thanks Romo. My childhood was still alive.
Do the cards have a jet engine on their sidelines?
OK so confession time…
I’ve never watched a Royal Rumble before, and I think I’m gonna stay up and watch it tonight, even if only as an excuse to keep drinking.
Who here is planning on watching it? What should I be expecting in this thing?
Roman Reigns
Kinda hoping he goes out early to add some suspense to the thing.
Also hoping for NJPW guys.
And a pony.
You can head over to Buttfukks dot com. They LOVE their WRASSLIN there.
I haven’t seen a Royal Rumble since before Vince bought WCW.
well some people you don’t know and some people you do know will all run out into the ring. Then guy who everyone acts like the deck is stacked up against will win.
Just know that it is almost scientifically impossible to be worse than the last two years.
Not that I”m putting anything past vince
He can do it.
Whose a worse actor: Olivia Munn or Aaron Rodgers?
This really hasn’t turned out to be an actual game, but I still am just searching for these on commercial breaks, one more USWNT pic
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HNNNNG
It’s patriots schadenfreude day, but I can’t post NSFW pics 🙁
Ah well . still a fun night for all
Fuck Macklemore with Russell Wilsons rusty screwdriver.
I haven’t seen a Brown run through a Cardinal like this since they switched to wine in the Irish Catholic Church.
Banned already in the Patriots subreddit. I’ll be back.
Badge of honor
THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE!
/ass smack
To be cursed by the devil is to be truly blessed.
Good job.
Maybe try the old concern trolling technique? “Guys, I’m really worried that Brady just doesn’t have it any more — we should trade him now while he still has value, and Belichek can just find another Brady in the 6th round of the draft!”
“FACK THAT FACKIN TROLL QUEAH! SHOW SOME FACKIN RESPECT FAH THE DEFENDING CHAMPS!” /pisses on Yankees decal glued inside toilet
you do the Lord’s work, fozz
https://twitter.com/maximusjohnson/status/691410936821841920
Save some offense for SB50
Jesus — is the NFC South the best division in the NFL?
BATMAN VS. /extreme slow motion/ SUPERMAN /sudden normal speed/!
A FILM /extreme slow motion/ BY ZACH /sudden normal speed/ SNYDER!
MOAR homoerotic than that Dorian Grey book that we all made our 11th grade English teachers mad about.
http://cdn1.omidoo.com/sites/tgdaily/files/styles/article/public/images/original/bvs.jpg
Wife just left for church and the P*ts have been eliminated so I have about an hour to myself. This begs the question…wank or not to wank? I am at loggerheads on this conundrum.
And then how best to spend the remaining 55 minutes?
Finish making dinner of course! Guess I should wash up first.
I give Arizona no more than 3/5 of a chance to get back into this game.
I think my reasons are obvious.
You have an issue with even numbers?
I think it’s worth remembering here that Carolina can’t fucking close out a game.
Don’t remind me, makes this game less fun
Panthers fans currently
http://i.imgur.com/CXkTV7p.gif
DAMMIT IMGUR Y U NO WORK NOW
MOAR SUPAREROES
I got ya batman vs superman, right here!
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2389175/batman-owns-superman-o.gif
That’s a wrap, folks.
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I can just hear what Palmer is saying in his notebook:
lets see, 17 points in the first quarter, thats and eventual score of…..
68-0 final.
Shit
come on, add an extra point to that
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We miss you Honey Badger.
Apparently no coach in the NFC West has ever watched film on the Panthers. Ever.
Eventually the Cardinals were going to lose a game because of the Honey Badger injury.
cue the Jim Ross remix vid…
Wellity wellity wellity…
I think Cam got more protection from his line on that pass than Brady did all game.
So…this got out of hand quickly.
Well, this game isn’t turning out to be as competitive as I expected…
MOAR PANTHERSDOWN!!!