I like both these teams. Both will perform very well in the last game of the year against either AFC champion. (What? Did you think that as of [checks pocket watch] 3:32 EST I know who won the AFC thingy?) Rivera and Arians both deserve all the kudos for taking formerly moribund programs to the top. And it just seems like it’s the NFC’s year this year, doesn’t it?
Stats Time: Them Panthers led the league in scoring and the Cards were second. If the Cards depend on the blitz to bring pressure they are fooked. QB Newton completes 59% of his passes, has an 80.4 QBR and has a ridiculous 80.4 QBR when the other team brings the house. As far as rushing is concerned, the Panthers attack as a team averages 4.1 yards per carry. GOSTKOWSKI SUCKS! (just saw the missed extra point)
Okay down to brass tacks (whatever that means) I sorta lucked out last week by identifying DT Short as a difference-maker. This reminds me-GM of the Panthers Gettleman drafted two DT’s back to back in the ’13 draft. Lotulelei went in the first and Short went in the second. BAM! INTERIOR D IS TAKEN CARE OF FOR A HALF-DOZEN YEARS. As far as feel-good stories are concerned the weakest narrative going is QB Palmer’s quest for a Super Bowl ring. He wasn’t that great a story in Cincy so why all the lovin’ now? Now, WR Fitz is legitimate. THIS GUY-copyright Jon Gruden-is a tried and true big game performer with stats up the whatzizz. On t’udder side of the ball I would love to see a nation of older, pale sports writers back pedal en masse from their “here comes Vince Young 2.0” interior monologues if QB Cam wins. It’s okay fellas, you’ll always have JaMarcus Russell. What say you persons? Let me know who you like below. TYPE LIKE YOU’VE NEVER TYPED BEFORE, WASTRELS!
I like how a tipped pass by Palmer was made even more catchable, therefore confusing and causing Fiddy to drop it.
Remember how it took until the middle of the season for people to believe the Panthers were legit? I can’t wait to see the TAEKS on a Cam Newton Super Bowl. STEAMING HOT TAEKS.
I hate so much that I’m going to be on the White People side of these taeks.
I expect more “I knew the Panthers were legit from the beginning (well since week 15)” articles without the parertheticals
Nothing says “iconoclast” like a dishwater-gray Nissan Altima sedan.
Julie Johnston. Who I love but has no risque pics out there
http://33.media.tumblr.com/8b74516d11667c88416078c9f4e97ccc/tumblr_nqqfwk3VJE1ro69xno1_500.gif
As a bears fan, I am perfectly okay with jordan supporting his hometown team.
It has nothing to do with the fact that no one cares what I think. I assure you
Does Jordan still have his Hitler stache?
Nice of FOX to give some TV time to the mascot of the New England Crying Jordans.
JJ Fozz, what door to hell have you opened for me. Patriots reddit is absolutely fantastic.
They all call Gostkowski “Ghost”, they don’t think the o-line should have dressed, the team didnt play today like the legends they are.
How does “going out in the woods and taking pictures” qualify as “breaking all the rules”?
Another Kelley O’Hara
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unRiverboat Ron
eating all the Milano cookies is the best decision
This is correct.
Mmmm. Those are excellent dunking cookies.
Good thinking. May have to do that for the second pack.
If Cam wasn’t so flashy he would have been able to complete that pass.
Newton with an excellent Peytonsack there.
Actual headline: “Internet a blessing and curse for local jewelers”
At what point does Carolina rest Cam and the rest of their starters? They do have the Biggest Game of their Lives coming up after all.
toss it to the bowling ball!
Patriots reddit.
“fucking cut him before he gets on the bus. This fucking guy has fucked us enough already.” – I have no idea who this guy is talking about.
other than he’s black, naturally
is is simply r/patriots? its pretty entertaining
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You have piqued my interest
No Kaylyn Kyle ,, smgdh
The Cardinals must love anal, because the Panthers have been fucking them in the ass all game long.
Porn Stars love to live in Arizona.
Christ, what a laser of a pass.
http://i.imgur.com/Yxx0Xul.jpg
Mr. Fozz, I just delved into Patriots reddit, it is wonderful. Lots of people blaming the Microsoft Surface.
I have a comment that’s going to show up in one minute – pats fans are gold mines of comedy
Time to make coleslaw, be back for the 4th quarter.
Ook!
Moosemas Gorilla, is that you?
Palmer is playing like a high schooler who is going to force it, regardless.
The ben approves of this strategy harf harf
So does Rex Grossman.
Start of second half
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I’d rather listen to every side of Metal Machine Music than one minute of Joe Buck
See this McPick two thing makes no sense. You still need to elaborate and specify the damn items you want.
Mouthbreather: Lemme get a Mcpick two, that being two items. For my two items I’d like the mozzarella sticks and the cheeseburger. Thanks.
Clerk: Ok I don’t know why you even brought the McPick two into this.
*Eye Roll*
The CPD is going to do more outdoor roll calls. It’s supposed to be a “show of strength” but all it really does is let the criminals know that all the cops are in one spot at a particular time, and thus they can do whatever the fuck they want right then.
They call it the Windy City for a reason…and it ain’t the breeze.
NAWT FAT!!!!
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/pc/Nigella+Lawson+Celebs+Alexandra+Shulman+Book+sWMB0KO3QyYl.jpg
i’d hit it
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Nickasinsaltlick/HitItWhitey.jpg
A very Rubinesque physique
Created new user ID for Patriots subreddit, the amount of persecution is unbelievable. It’s great fun.
You go boyeeeeeee!!!
Maybe put some of the best stuff into a post during the week?
Ed Hochuli NAWT FAYUH!!!
Is you username it “noonedeniesthisgreatriots69” or was that already taken?
Figures that a group of people led by Arians have a final solution for victory that turns out to be completely inadequate and really terrible to watch.
That’s just awful. Well done!
The Mrs. can’t WAIT for Grease Live. I’ll be in my room…
Dear God, run.
Bedroom door has a lock, I should be OK.
Grease, because we haven’t wrapped our scaly, slimy claws around every other property in existence.
Fuck you with a napalm and concrete dildo, Fox Network.
Lot of people blaming Bruce Arians for this. Don’t forget that Steve Keim put together this roster.
Logan Thomas over Carr and Bridgewater. Never forget.
you wrung me out too too many times…
You see, Cam, we aren’t just Cardinals fans. We’re a family. We do it the right way. Something your thuggish behavior would never understand. So we’ll keep supporting children’s hospitals, our community, and good sportsmanship. So, Cam, knowing you will never understand this, I’ll keep it short. We’re the winners today, Cam, and it’s too bad you’re too busy with your selfishness to know that we are PROUD.
…or something like that.
I hear Cam puts children’s hospitals in his yogurt for the extra protein.
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McDonalds got what I need
-Nobody
more like ASSCAR amirite u guis
Fucking damn does it feel good getting off the NASCAR bandwagon when I did
There was a NASCAR bandwagon?
pre-2007 pre-ESPN era
I imagine this is how most cardinal fans feel about palmer right now:
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Now that’s just mean Palmer & Newton. Why y’all mocking Jake Delhomme’s no good very bad birthday?
http://espn.go.com/nfl/boxscore?gameId=290110029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XKhRx3udxk
Things I don’t get:
Star Trek
Dr. Who
The appeal of NASCAR
add Star Wars to that and you’ns a Yankee version of me.
Fuck you, Star Wars is the tits. Spaceships, laser swords, mind control and incest, what’s not to love?
wait fuck delete delete delete
NASCAR used to be good, like, proper good.
Holy shit is it ever awful now.
Dual turnovers means moar Nigella:
http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00423/114573826__423141b.jpg
Worth the re-post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Nickasinsaltlick/hitspace2qm.jpg
Stop trying to make nascar a thing Fox.
You gotta problem with left turns boy?!?!?
Gaddamit Buzzsaw NUTCAKES!!!
Jesus Christ Cardinals
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It’s empanada time!
I would love some. What kind?
I’m partial to these sweet pumpkin empanadas a local bakery cranks out. Best breakfast evah!
A review of Carson Palmer: