Your “Today Is Better Because Pats Sunday” Open Thread

I woke up this morning and for some reason there was a “giddy-up” in my step. Huh. The two over-easy eggs that I made tasted much better than usual. Weird. Later on at work a strategy I’ve been labouring on to increase revenue came into sharp focus. Interesting. The air seemed cleaner, the sun?-brighter. After some serious soul, er, score-searching I realized what was happening. The Pats, those oh-so-wonderful Pats, won’t, will not, can’t be playing in the Super Bowl. Here’s to you New England, for making a normally lousy day transform itself into a magical one.

I made reference in my intro to the NFC tilt yesterday that scribbling shitheads would have to do some walking back on their opinions of The Cam were the Panthers to win. LET THE BATAAN REVERSE SMIRK DEATH MARCH BEGIN! One thing I didn’t think of was how those same non-basement-dwellers would passive-aggressively deal with a Denver win. Well, COME ON UP, BILL BARNWELL! The not-venerated ESPN’er threw this against the wall today, “How Denver’s Coaching Retreads Toppled The Patriots”. Go check it out. It’s not wonderful by any stretch of the imagination but, uh, maybe don’t give it a click. I don’t know. It’s up to you…

Tonight the NBA gives us one good game-Spurs/Warriors. Aside from that it’s a bunch of boring teams that are within a few games of .500 “battling it out”. Sound familiar, AFC South/NFC East? The hockey gives us Wings/Isles, Bruins/Flyers and Coyotes/Twins(?). The college ball has *giggles* ‘NUMBER 24’ Duke up against #15 Miami and #4 KU hoping not to get court-stormed by #14 ISU. GO GET ‘EM, COMMENTARIAT!

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Sill Bimmons

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Spur

Spurs getting so unlucky with the rim…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Spur

Seemed like an unnecessarily hard foul.

Croooow

Great win for Iowa State. Looks like there’s actual competition for the Big 12 title for once.

Spur

Good defensive possessions last two times by the Spurs

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I have a lot of work I’m behind on and I’m heading to NYC tomorrow…so obviously playing Tecmo is the right call for the next few hours.

WCS

That win over Kansas when they were #1 isn’t looking all that impressive anymore.

Spur

Sloppy.Spurs. Sloppy

Senor Weaselo

It’s things that we already knew for ten years but they finally confirmed that yes, Sonic 3’s music was written by Michael Jackson.

WCS


Senor Weaselo

Hated that zone. I’ll go with this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHwHiymSojk

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Spanky Datass

Bad Lip Reading: “CAN’T STOP DRINK!”

/bourbled’

GO ICE COWBOYS!!!!!11!!1!

Spur

West playing sloppy as fuck

Spur

I find it weird that LMA was adamant that he didn’t want to play Center.
And yet here he is…playing center

Spur

And so it begins… Hopefully the Spurs don’t get blitzed 🙁

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Doktor Zymm

Except for the uncertainty, lack of pay, having to fill out the same information over and over again, and talking to people on the phone, this job search thing is pretty good. I guess what I’m saying is, I like sleeping in and not having to leave the house. Except I have an interview tomorrow that I have to leave the house for. I can’t wait to retire. Or win the lottery.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Spur
Spur

Look to your sins, Bay Area, for the night is dark and full of terrors. Go Spurs Go

Sill Bimmons

I think one the best things that South Park ever did is the Canadian Hamlet bit during the Terrance And Phillip: Behind The Blow episode…

http://southpark.cc.com/clips/104213/venom-to-thy-work-buddy

http://www.canadianshakespeares.ca/multimedia/images/canadian_hamlet_1.gif

Flights of angels sing thee to thy rest, Buddy!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Free Hat is on right now, so…never underestimate the power of a free hat

WCS

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Yes… it is easy…

Sill Bimmons

Punch and pie are also strong motivators.

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Spur

Rest of the NBA
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Spur
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
blaxabbath

Hi all. Just popped in. The girlfriend got a couple chickens — so we got chickens now.

Also, fuck the Patriots!

ballsofsteelandfury

Well, I’ll be. I did not know you were Mexican…

Shogun Marcus

Oh Markie Post. You helped make my youth awkward.

WCS

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Croooow

Paul, you is a wurwilf.

Croooow

This Kansas vs. Iowa State game is getting good.

Spur

I bet Sharapova still smells real nice after a sweaty day on the court.

Spanky Datass

Love to watch the wimmins Ausie Open late night/early morning. Hot, sweaty female athletes make my cold North American mornings better.

Shogun Marcus

The DC mayor has asked for federal help for snow clean-up. Dumb question, but what exactly are they supposed to do? Do the feds have “military grade” Ford snowplows? Congress gonna shovel something other than nothing?

Spur

No matter what happens tonight…
FUCK THE CLIPPERS

ballsofsteelandfury

The Clippers are the Houston Texans of the NBA, but I’m not going to get in the way of good quality hate.

Spur

If you’re looking for quality entertainment before the game this Sharapova/Williams match is been damn good

Spur

The NBA fucked up by not having this on a national outlet like ESPN or TNT.

Senor Weaselo

Or both simultaneously.

Croooow

I’m actually disappointed I don’t get to see this game. They should allow flex scheduling on some of these big time matches.

Spur

My NBA TV isn’t even in HD. The horror, the horror…….

KidFlash

You and me both. Instead I’m watching First Spaceship On Venus.

Spur

I would hate to be on the east coast for games like this. I would be dead tired tomorrow.

rockingdog

watching old episodes of Mr. Show on youtube. some funny stuff…

Senor Weaselo

I like this new “scoring all the important goals” JT Miller.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He’s a lot more likeable than the “scoring all the important goils” TJ Miller.

Spur

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Pop is going all mind games for this one.

American Pie Story

definitely misread this as the Pope and boy, that would have been a fun game now wouldn’t it

Don T

Vince Young got arrested on a DWI. Police report says he was “uncooperative but polite”. “Well I never” is all I can imagine him saying bombed out of his mind.

WCS

What’s more shocking his that he had enough money to get wasted at Cheesecake Factory for the 983th time.

Doktor Zymm

“Would you please go fuck yourself”

Never underestimate the power of “please” and “thank you”

ballsofsteelandfury

The topping on the PSD cake: The replay of the Pats’ loss to the Broncos is on NFL Network right now.

Feel free to unzip the pants (if you are wearing any and you really shouldn’t) and enjoy the evening.

Spur

Fuck the Patriots!

Go Spurs Go

American Pie Story

Tomorrow’s sick day checklist:
blankie (check)
cookies (che- just ate them all, dammit)
hydration stations (check)
Day/NyQuil (check/check)

anything else i’m missing guys

Senor Weaselo

Obviously more cookies.

American Pie Story

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

American Pie Story in 2 hours (artist’s conception)

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American Pie Story

immediately after this photo I ate the whole roll of cookie dough and got salmonella

Horatio Cornblower

Just started my third head cold in a little over a month. You have my sympathy. I’d offer my immune system but it’s clearly fucking off somewhere far from here.

American Pie Story

Boooo. Hope you feel better too. Everyone here has the flu or something.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fun fact: blankie (check) is how Vince Young paid for his last birthday party.

ballsofsteelandfury

Again?

American Pie Story

I live in the Meth Capital of America, ppl forget that

ballsofsteelandfury

We should put up a poll on that. Everyone in LA will tell you the Inland Empire is the Meth Capital of America…

American Pie Story

Ok but did California ever have a meth lab bust in a Walmart restroom AND a parking lot in two separate incidents?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My soundtrack for the evening:

entropy

CRIME AND THE CITY SOLUTION!!!

Shogun Marcus

As an unapologetic comic book geek, I know Lucifer is just going to piss me off.
/begins watching, already wants to break the television
//needs to be objective and ignore source material just like the writers have
///nope, still going to suck
////resigns to never have nice things aside from schadenfreude.

bourb0nblues

I’m a bit slow/lazy on comics. Even ones I know I should like & ones that have come highly recommended. Now, I loved Sandman a lot. Is the Lucifer series worth it? Is it worth actively seeking out?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I know I could just look it up on Wikipedia, but what’s the comic book series like? I’m sure it’s vastly different from the TV show, but how?

ArmedandHammered

Based on the Lucifer character from Gaiman’s Sandman comics, probably very loosely.

Shogun Marcus

They have made him a goddamn PI. A cop show. Monk where Mr. Monk is the devil. And a perv. The books are nothing like that. To be fair, to follow the book would require a spectacular budget.

The less you know of the books, the better if you want to watch the show. I suppose if you keep them separate, it could be tolerable.

ArmedandHammered

I did like the wedding scene and the use of Beck in the soundtrack.

Shogun Marcus

And using Bowie at the beginning was a sly wink to his first appearances in Sandman.

bourb0nblues

Duke loses again! By double digits, taboot!
Few things warm my dead soul as much as a Duke loss.

King Hippo

everyone can beat Dook…except my wolven sort

WCS

Enjoy it now, because you know those jizzfaces will win the national championship.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I hear that.”

– Napoleon’s Ghost

Croooow

Court Storming is one of those things where if you ask me 10 different times throughout the day, you’ll get 10 different answers.

Senor Weaselo

In terms of when/against whom you can do it against?

Croooow

It just depends on my mood. Sometimes I’m like: “I love it”, “I can’t stand it”, “It’s just students having fun”, “Someone could get hurt”, “It’s college sports emotion at its finest”, “Act like you’ve been there before”, “Only if it’s a top 3 team”, etc.

Lothar of the Hill People

Isn’t Court Storming one of those white supremacist web sites?

King Hippo

that’s just what the jew media want you to believe ,, smh

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So a number of years ago while our new house was under construction, my wife and I sublet a loft from a guy who worked as a location manager for a number of Michael Bay films. Pretty easy to deal with; never ended up charging us for utilities.

I have to wonder if he got named in this suit:

http://gawker.com/production-assistants-claim-they-were-forced-to-use-the-1755057010

Beerguyrob

WEEI twitter is still glorious, especially now that they are firing coaches.

King Hippo

also, did someone say Happy Mondays? CALL THE COOOOPPPPSSS

The Maestro

It’s 7:35 PM EST and I’m still hungover.

I hope my misery is worth your joy today, people.

King Hippo

it is. 😀

/I am also still rittre hungover, if any consolation

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I mean, it’s literally the meaning of Patriot’s Schadenfreude Day. So yes.

Horatio Cornblower

I mean, you’re the kind of guy I’d feel bad enough to buy a Gatorade and some aspiring for but yeah, I’m going to take that trade every day.

ballsofsteelandfury

It really has been a wonderful day today.