If anyone ever tells you that they’ve never played air guitar don’t believe them. Everybody has played air guitar. Nuns play air guitar. Al Qaeda plays air guitar, shit the pope plays air guitar and he can fucking shred it up. Ever play air drums on the steering wheel when you’re driving? That’s fun as fuck! I am an equal opportunity air instrument player. Hell guitar, drums, bass, keyboard I’ve even lip synched while holding an air microphone. I do it all, man!
As one of the elder bastards on this site I came up in the nascent era of air guitar. It wasn’t a real competition and if you played it, you played alone. Like George Thorogood with the drinking. There was also no youtube, no MTV. If you wanted to see and understand a guitar players style you had to see them live or maybe catch them on Rock Concert or Saturday Night Live or something. I saw AC/DC back in the motherfucking DAY! Bon Scott still hadn’t managed to successfully drink himself to death while fatally crashing his car at the same time. Bon carried Angus through the crowd on his shoulder while Angus just blistered the everlasting shit out of a lead solo. Have you seen videos of Angus from the early days? That little fucker was a Tasmanian Devil. Non-stop action. He was constantly banging his head. Constantly, during the entire set. He would randomly fall down and kick his feet while spinning in a circle all while playing the guitar. Just non-stop entertainment. One of my very first air guitar albums was this one.
And boy did I ever play the shit out of it. For some reason I owned this album before owning the previous albums including “Let There Be Rock.” When I did buy that album though? Holy shit. I was playing in front of packed arenas (in my mind) and shredding the fuck out of shit! I would play the fast leads and do the head banging thing. I don’t know if you’ve ever done any head banging, I’ve been a banger my whole life, but holy Christ it will destroy your neck muscles for days after just one good head banging session. Angus would do this shit EVERY SHOW FOR THE ENTIRE TOUR! Crazy little bastard.
It is with that note that I bring you my favorite air guitar song. AC/DC “Whole Lotta Rosie”. Play this fucker and see if you don’t break out the fake Gibson SG. Go on, I dare you.
If you have a favorite air guitar song, drop the youtube link in the comments and when Rikki gets back from his European World tour next week, we will compile these into a youtube play list.
My neck is hurting just thinking about it.
Start shreddin’ muthafuckas!
Ladies and gentlemen, for your guitar shredding pleasure.
Randy Rhodes.
Would also have accepted “Crazy Train”.
In fact, here it is.
https://youtu.be/FVovq9TGBw0
This song has been liquid guitar mainlined into my arm for 32 years now. When my high school’s dance team did part of their routine to part of this song, I think my life peaked.
Of course, they got in trouble because they did a hip-thrust to the lyric “giant butt.”
Drop Dead Legs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jPLXF-lWOQ
A criminally overlooked track on that album.
Back on theme, inspired by WCS obviously
STP – Sex Type Thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hhu-OyHqZM
I can’t wait to get out of this meeting and start shredding the air!
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I always mess up these damn youtube links….
https://www.youtube.com/embed/CVJklOatnBQ
One of my favorite albums of all time. Greg Howe was out of his fuckin’ mind on this CD. That’s Billy Sheehan on bass, too.
After Hours, from Greg Howe’s eponymous debut (1988)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQAnoHmX55M
Red Handed, from the same CD.
The chord progression just floors me. Every. Fucking. Time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFONOQKn4do
Air bass and congas.
Oh yeah, muthaflippas…
OH BALLS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Off theme of songs that make you Air Guitar, and mostly to mock myself for saying back in the day.
Beastie Boys – Girls. w/ a video done by people that looked like they had fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_PNKah1ow
I think weed should get legalized so I could find a smoke shop that has a one-hitter I could use w/ bulk tobacco instead of smoking 1/3’s of cigs and worrying I didn’t put it out completely, and checking 5 times after. I had a really nice ceramic one back in the day.
Van Halen, Little Guitars.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2eHaBUemjM
Have I somehow missed this? It has to be posted already.
GNR – November Rain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE
And if there’s a more air guitar Beatles song than this, I don’t know what it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGLGzRXY5Bw
Helter Skelter would like a word.
An unconventional pick, and one that will probably garner me some ridicule, but U2’s All I Want Is You.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XYgFJjw428
Really kicks in about the 3:45 mark.
I’m coming to this pretty late and there aren’t any shredders. Well, I’m a problem solver not a problem spotter so here’s MAB. I think the title is Self Indulgent Horse Shit.
https://youtu.be/Rz3JhKXJDTM
This is Yngwie Malmsteen playing Self Indulgent Horse Shit.
https://youtu.be/aS_IYe5JTZ4
And now some serious riffage from the riff master himself Tony Iommi. Damn this guy had ALL the riffs.
An air anything submission: The Who “The Real Me”
https://vimeo.com/41733507
God, the bass on that. Entwhistle was a beast.
/pours one out for Thunderfingers
Air Piano
Goodness gracious
https://youtu.be/7ef5LD88QlA
Oh if you want some air keyboards try this one. I’ve practically cracked my dashboard jamming to this one.
Funker Vogt.
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Love Rollarcoaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1cbsLKXasQ
One more. I gotta go for now.
Just Eagles. No Death Metal.
Eagles of Death Metal – Speaking in tongues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnrS4lFnGQk&list=PLBJv9ptpEZXRQPd9NQD4q1qNacf6ipDzX
WCS said he doesn’t like Queen last night, which made me go Queen early today
Queen/Bowie – Under Pressure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I
How does someone not like Queen? Everyone likes Queen. It’s science.
http://cdn1.theodysseyonline.com/files/2015/07/13/6357241391244531651426162126_Dwight%20false.gif
Well, I know better than to argue with SchruteGIF.
“I prefer bears myself. They are so easy to beat.”
-S&M Rodgers
As an aside, thanks for this today. Needed a break from work and life to go down the YouTube wormhole for a while.
\m/ (>.<) \m/
It really does help.
Anything by these guys:
http://img04.deviantart.net/04fa/i/2004/246/6/1/primus_pringles.jpg
One last, desperate hope:
https://youtu.be/LBQ2305fLeA
Damn.
How do you even figure out what to do with this many drums?
A very oldie but a goody,
And yes it was on Bandstand.
Bill Haley’s guitarist.
https://youtu.be/mdG9FOgBRwg
I had no idea that this existed:
https://youtu.be/XebvpPtebaI
Yes – Roundabout Well air bass guitar. Only time anyone pretends to play bass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
Lesheads do air bass all the time.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3402407/les-claypool-o.gif
WHERE IS TROLL-SO-HARD UNIVERSITY?
Prepare to have your faces melted:
Technically, Air Banjo, but fuck it, still applies. Bela Fleck, Big Country:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skcHZEgjMo8
This was one of the first tunes I learned on the banjo. Bela is a fucking monster. Here’s a great version of him doing it with bassist Edgar Meyer and guitarist Mike Marshall. So fucking pretty.
Eric Johnson is criminally, criminally, underrated as a guitarist. Honestly, from a technique perspective, he’s a wonder. His fluidity, especially with his right hand, puts him in the all-time greatest category.
Also, the fact he’s got tone like this using single coils on a Strat is equally ridiculous.
Thanks, I have now started wasting lots of time looking at Van Halen videos, of which I think this is the best:
https://youtu.be/6M4_Ommfvv0
Simple, but fun as hell.
Also great for getting speeding tickets.
https://youtu.be/TYh1lRR1m6Y
I have two speeding tickets due to this:
Deep Purple – Highway Star
https://youtu.be/Wr9ie2J2690
God this is another absolute classic. From the granddaddies of prog rock themselves. That opening lick is fantastic.
May as well air guitar to Barracuda, since yer never hittin Ann Wilson’s notes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0OX_8YvFxA
And Ann Wilson’s never seein’ her own feet.
I’m a big prog metal/math rock kinda guy, so this is a fun one for me to air guitar to. (Actually, I’m trying to learn the bass line to it right now and even having the music written in front of me, it’s still fucking insane.)
Shit really fucking kicks in at 2:10.
Queens of the Stone Age – Go with the Flow
https://youtu.be/DcHKOC64KnE
“Lola” or “You Really Got Me” by The Kinks.
https://youtu.be/-1ydKJ5v88I – Lola
https://youtu.be/-2GmzyeeXnQ – You Really Got Me
They were so unbelievably bad ass live. Just killed it.
Metallica “Battery”. Offers a very wide range for air guitar moves. Kinda like the Michael Corleone role for The Godfather 1 of air guitar.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ7Aif5aXlQ
Two different versions of My Generation
First, from ’66, because of the focus on Moon.
https://youtu.be/ChYI7u8CRXM
Second, Woodstock, full windmill action. Plus, look at Daltrey’s shirt,coat, I don’t know what it is, man.
https://youtu.be/F03a-EYvifU
Iron Maiden Wasted Years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij99dud8-0A
Dire Straits’ Money for Nothing. But only the intro riff.
https://youtu.be/lAD6Obi7Cag
Mark Knopfler was a criminally under appreciated guitar player.
This, a thousand times.
Sultans of Swing, played a lot of air guitar to that one.
A more apt question is when haven’t I played air drums while driving.
/never
AC/DC always a fav. And from that same era of my youth (chrissakes I’m old)…..air guitar, air bass…this one has it all. But for my money, and preferences, it’s the drums.
And don’t you dare skip the drum solo!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgjHEni1_yI
From the same band. This one works for me too.
Hells yeah.
Nobody’s said Free Bird yet. So Free Bird.
Kinda early to be that drunk.