Why I’m Taking the Big Junior Broncos to Cover

                                                        Disgraced Friday Night Tykes reality star and former TYFA Junior Broncos coach-turned-motivational speaker, Coach Charles Chavarria stands at the front of the Denver Broncos first Super Bowl film study session as they prepare to play the Carolina Panthers. Booked for two hours, Chavarria's voice is growing horse when, at the

El Contador escoje el ganador del Super Bowl

Hello!  I'm Cyrill Figgis, otherwise known as El Contador. So, Ms. Archer told me (more like directed) me to write up a Super Bowl preview.  I didn't really want to because I don't really follow sports, but she sorta forced me to... /shudders Anyhoo, even though the Vegas Police Department thinks I've been

The Unabomber Sends His Thoughts on Super Bowl L

Dear Editor: Ted asked me to politely request that you publish his thoughts on Super Bowl L. I'm sure you'll agree that his "Takes" are very, very unique. Personally, I admire your “open-door” policy on diverse opinions. Might I suggest that you transcribe the screed as-is? Mr. Kaczynski is very particular about edits and suggestions.