I can do this…

I can do this…

/deep breath…

That was a pretty go–

FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS!!!

Dammit. I’ll take anybody but them. C’mon Blues. This emotion is just more proof that the only Canadians tuning into the playoffs are hate-watching the games.

Not much on the NFL front 6 days (SIX. DAYS!) before the draft. Speaking of hate-watch, I don’t even think AMC has “Draft Day” scheduled. God, that movie’s awful. I will watch “The Express” anytime, though. That’s a solid sports movie.

I’m not going to claim to understand the thought process his agents went through when they decided to use body sculptor Vickie Gates to bulk up Barkevious Mingo, but I’m certain it wasn’t found anywhere in the Flying J employee manual the Browns call a playbook. I guess LaRon Landry couldn’t clear his schedule. On the plus side for the Browns, she sure seems to know her stuff.

In other “wait, don’t copy the Browns!” news now the Chargers are talking about dealing their pick, #3 overall. We’re inside a week to the draft boys; there’s no surprises left. Just try to find the guy who can Jesus as hard as Marmalard and I’m sure it will all go swimmingly. Nice looking new stadium proposal, though.

And the Spanos’ only want the city & county to pick up $1.18 billion of the cost. What noble, impovrished millionaires they’ve turned out to be ever since the Rams RAMMED them and got sole privilege to LA.

LATE BREAKING UPDATE – Josh Norman has signed with the [*Redacted] s. Five years; $75 million.

Tonight’s sports action!

NHL: it could be a big night for eliminations, and I know a few Commentists are verrry interested.

• Flyers @ Capitals – 7:00 (Caps up 3-1)
• Islanders @ Panthers – 7:00 (tied 2-2)
• Wild @ Stars – 9:30 (Stars up 3-1)
• Sharks @ Kings – 10:30 (Sharks up 3-1)

NBA: 

• Cavs @ Pistons – 7:00
• Hawks @ Celtics – 7:00
• Spurs @ Grizzlies – 9:30

Bellator 153: Koreshkov vs Henderson – 8:00 on SPIKE

The big Jon Jones UFC fight is tomorrow on PPV, but this should be a nice warm-up for that.

Otherwise, make sure to wake up nice & early for the footy thread, as Everton play Man U in one of two FA Cup semis on Saturday morning. GO TOFFEES!