Request Line: Class Dismissed!

I think you knew this was coming.

It might not be the last day of school everywhere, or for everyone, but hopefully it’s the LAST last day of school.  Today’s theme: School!  Have at it, you miscreants.

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Duchess

in vein of Jeremy
Pumped up Kicks – Foster the People

blaxabbath

Remember when songs from movies used to incorporate the characters/scenes from the film in the music videos? Hell, maybe it still happens, I don’t know. Pop culture passed me by like 15 years ago. WAZZZZZUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP?????

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

Jeannie C. Riley – Harper Valley PTA
(interestingly enough, not many country songs about school come to mind…huh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOZPBUu7Fro

ALXMAC

This Is Great.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Green Day – Who Wrote Holden Caulfield

I especially like that the person putting the lyrics in this video chose to write just “Music” during the bridge.

SonOfSpam

Spinal Tap – Bitch School

I believe this is about Duke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq3YD7fNZTI

Wakezilla

Coolio: Gangsta’s Paradise:

Every teacher who has had to reach that one kid so the rest of the students conform will listen to this song at least once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGbzYlnz7c

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Cheap Trick – Spring Break

Spanky Datass

Don Henley : Johnny Can’t Read
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYEm76840Yo

Cuntler

Cherry Bomb, The Runaways

(Probably more about after-school fucking, but close enough)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdJ3qWlRebg

Spanky Datass
Cuntler

Maxwell’s Silver Hammer, The Beatles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVVMBxkZvX0

SonOfSpam

XTC – Playground

(XTC should be much bigger than they are/were)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4qAWytKvPc

SonOfSpam

The Descendants – Mass Nerder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9F4k8dZf00

SonOfSpam

Descendents, not Descendants…smh speling not telling

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

The teacher stands in front of the class
But the lesson plan he can’t recall
The student’s eyes don’t perceive the lies
Bouning off every fucking wall
His composure is well kept
I guess he fears playing the fool
The complacent students sit and listen to some of that
Bullshit that he learned in school

Rage Against The Machine – Take The Power Back

Wakezilla

Me about two weeks ago to a parent: “I wish I could tell you how much R’s writing has improved, but, unfortunately he hasn’t submitted any writing assignments over the past 2 months”

Parent: “He’s lazy and quits when he finds something hard.”

Me: “I’ve noticed that in class too. He’s actually pretty smart. At least in class, there’s times where he knows the answer, but, because it would take more than 2 seconds to come up with the answer, he refuses to do the work or asks me what the answer is. So, I usually ask him questions that he gives me the answer to, which ultimately leads to him answering the question he was stuck on. This process usually takes no more than 30 seconds.”

Parent: “Please be on R the next time he has a writing assignment. Let me know if he doesn’t do the assignment.”

Me, ready to do backflips:”Great!”

Fast forward to yesterday, in that time, R got assigned to detention hall for two days because I gave him a detention for not doing his writing assignment. In reaction to this, he threw his binder into the garbage can with a lot of force. Said can was 2 feet to my left. I suspect he may have thrown it at me. He then slam dunked two of the school novels he signed out in the garbage can. I reported this to admin (with the garbage can with the two books in them).

VP: “R’s parent called and complained. She thinks you’re being too hard on the students.”

Me: “No. All my other students hand in their homework on a regular basis. I have deliberately lighten their load lately. This kid just doesn’t care and is a handful.” . . . VP has known R rather well for a couple of years because R is a terrible kid.

To paraphrase VP: ‘Well, his parents pay a lot of money to be here and we think it would be best if R doesn’t show up for the last 8 days of school.”

TL/DR: How me and plenty of teachers feel right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ-jvEd0pDw

Sill Bimmons

Parents today are the WORST.

One of the main reasons I never had kids is because I saw what being a parent turned my friends into.

SonOfSpam

As a parent today, I can confirm that I am the worst.

Cuntler

Especially the anti-vaxxers. The dumbest people can get the two most dangerous things (guns and children) in this country far too easily.

Cuntler

/such a strong take.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
SonOfSpam

Julie Brown – The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG3yGdQYwqg

laserguru

I wonder whatever happened to Rosie “The Queen of Corona?”

scotchnaut

Do I have the courage to post “When I Kissed The Teacher” by ABBA? I do.

https://youtu.be/wydPIAxuXdw

theeWeeBabySeamus

.38 Special – Teacher Teacher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STPIyfRse3Y

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

Bowling for Soup double shot…
1985 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI
High School Never Ends – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A

theeWeeBabySeamus

Blink 182 – Going Away to College
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwhq-zyaT4U

theeWeeBabySeamus

Beach Boys – Be True to Your School
(still old…check)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7sLDziV2hs

Sill Bimmons
Sill Bimmons

They didn’t win HAHAHA

theeWeeBabySeamus

Steely Dan – My Old School
(fuck you…I’m old)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkm6E14Y-yI

SonOfSpam

Niedermeyer should’ve been in every video ever.

SonOfSpam

White Stripes – We Are Going To Be Friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKfD8d3XJok

Cuntler

Smokin’ in the Boys Room, Motley Crue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYhGi65Lijg

SonOfSpam

The Police – Don’t Stand So Close To Me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNIZofPB8ZM

scotchnaut

Graduation (friends Forever) Don’t hate me, hate Vitamin C instead.
https://youtu.be/foyAOoVagWw

JerBear50

Always a +1 for Sam regardless of where it’s hanging.

scotchnaut

“I’m studying nuclear science, I love my classes…https://youtu.be/8qrriKcwvlY

Doktor Zymm

Do they still make “inspirational teacher helps troubled youth” movies?

scotchnaut

If you stand by me I’ll tell you.

scotchnaut

On second thought…keep your distance. The police might be watching.
https://youtu.be/18OCCAqlx7k

scotchnaut

Sorry Spam, shoulda refreshed.

jjfozz
laserguru

Double shot!

Sort of.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

This was always the first song that came to my mind when extended vacations from school arrived.

The Offspring – All I Want

Cuntler

Good Morning Little School Girl, Grateful Dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMUxM4CAAFU

Cuntler

Here’s a happy one.

Jeremy, Pearl Jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS91knuzoOA

blaxabbath

The ultimate ‘school out’ video of the genre.

laserguru

One of my favorite bass players ever, Stanley Clarke, and look George Duke too!

Cuntler

Beastie Boys, You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk

Cuntler

Chalkdust Torture – Phish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjvXENEq7VA

Cuntler

DOUBLE SHOT

Alumni Blues, Phish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4PXMYFsPVE

Cuntler

Well, actually, the lyrics in songs like “Backwards Down the Number Line” and “Train Song” are quite de–

/Listens to “Tweezer”

//Listens to “Antelope”

//Listens to “You Enjoy Myself”

Nah, you’re right. Nevermind.

Cuntler

Another Brick in the Wall, Pink Floyd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SmRIGd6zvg

Cuntler

Low hanging fruit.

School’s Out For Summer, Alice Cooper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Oo8QzDHimQ

Beerguyrob

Because school’s over, No More Mr Nice Guy – Alice Cooper

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4145/5047122702_a056dcc60f_z.jpg

https://youtu.be/KN6ngThqMEs