NFL tidbits:
- Video has surfaced of Denard Robinson’s car rolling through a stoplight and rolling towards the pond he was found in. You’ll have to go to Deadspin to see it, because it won’t embed.
- As well, the cops who let him go are facing internal investigation for showing favortism.
- Lighting the rivalry fire early, DeAngelo Williams talks about how glad he is the Patriots are having problems entering training camp. His whole interview at the Pittsburgh Tribune is a good read, and also has some candid reflections on what it means to be a 10-year vet who wants another crack at a Super Bowl.
- Speaking of hype machines, nfl.com predicts the Raiders will win 10 games this year.
- Unofficial [*Redacted] s mascot Chief Zee died. Apparently, he was one of the few people Dan Snyder was nice to.
- Deadspin talks about the time he went to Philly in full regalia. You can guess how that ended.
- Norv Turner apparently likes Laquon Treadwell so much he’s going to bring Michael Irvin’s “Bang-8” routes out of retirement. Because when I think of the 88-Club, I think 8-balls.
- Someone let Doktor Zymm know the NFL is looking for a new Chief Medical Officer.
Finally, in May/June of 2016, the Center for Public Opinion and UMass-Lowell conducted a survey of 1000 American adults on their awareness and attitudes towards sports and concussions. It’s a lot of science, but it comes down to increased societal reticence to let kids under 14 play tackle football. have a read, and then settle in for a bunch of thinkpieces about how America today has become
There are three main findings which are detailed in the supporting documents:
- There is widespread awareness that concussions and post-concussion syndrome are caused by sports and represent a significant public health issue
Majorities of Americans would favor changes to youth sports; large majorities do not believe that tackle football or heading the ball in soccer are appropriate until they reach high school. This is true among both men and women.
Professional, college and national sports organizations, by and large, are viewed by the public as having done too little to address the concussion issue in sports.
Speaking of concussions, the only TV entertainment tonight is, once again, the Republican Convention. What a boring event; I was promised a riot – or at least some clashes.
There was finally some protest action, as someone burned a flag. Cops got involved
But the First Amendment was exercised, in a moment I’m sure won’t be brought up at all over the next two days.
Honest-to-God, watching bits & pieces of the convention last night, it seemed like they mentioned Hilary more than Trump, as they tried to whip up the fervour. Mostly, it just looked like Friday prayers in Tehran, with “Send her to jail!” replacing “Death to America!”.
I did enjoy this unhinged press conference, with NH state rep Al Baldasaro talking openly about shooting Hillary Clinton on grounds of treason. I don’t get why; everyone knows she was born in America.
Nothing helps tone down the negative public image like talking about cigarettes and firing squads.
Here’s tonight’s agenda. Highlights include watching Ted Cruz & Marco Rubio swallow their pride, and finishes with Mike Pence explaining why he decided to accept the final rose.
Tonight’s sports: (National)
- MLB:
- USA: Giants @ Red Sox – 7:00 (ESPN)
- CAN: Giants @ Red Sox – 7:00 (TSN)
- Orioles @ Yankees – 7:00 (Sportsnet)
I don’t know what else to offer. ENTERTAIN YOURSELVES!
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The thorough humiliation of Ted Cruz was delicious.
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I hate this, these people want to run the country.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy0rbxbNmOI
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Late to the RNC party. Sooo…was this as bad as it seemed?
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Pence could go easy on the fake tan.
“History teaches us that weakness arouses evil”
And if there’s one thing Mike Pence isn’t going to stand for it getting aroused!
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Also, Benghazi. Someone should really look into this.
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#Benghazi!
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BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!! BENGHAZI!!
Now they’re all just creaming themselves.
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“And this time around she’ll have the press doin’ half her work for her”
While we do the other half of the work making the GOp look like a great big dysfunctional dumpster fire all by ourselves! Thank you, God bless and please remember to properly bury your miscarried fetuses.
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I’d vote for Ethelred the Unready before I identify with the “centre”
I love this election. It’s so full of bullshit that “Kaisch is center-right” isn’t even in the Top 5 of egregious lies about this cycle’s candidates.
Thus the quote marks.
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HAWT TAEK – Portia Doubleday from Mr. Robot is easy on the eyes. Has a slight Natalie Dormer thing going on.
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Wide eyes…like a hammerhead with tits
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It’s gonna be so funny when Trump quits on Thursday.
I’d enjoy that.
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Ronald Reagan mention.
Drink.
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I don’t know who this girl is but every time one of you posts her gifs I am amazed that she isn’t constantly tipping over.
Archie turned the kids gay, now we gots to pray it away.
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Goddamn it I already want to punch Pence in the fucking face.
Aim low.
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Alright, I hope you fuckers are happy because now I’m watching this fucking convention.
AND I DON’T HAVE ANY BEER
Here
/pours beer onto monitor
Oh fu
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WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
And who’s going to help me finish off this Left Hand sampler pack?
Evening gents. How’d the Cruz speech go?
(reads liveblog)
Oh crap, that’s awesome.
Also awesome: Anderson Valley Salted Caramel Bourbon Barrel Aged Porter.
Holy shit that beer sounds good.
It’s quite good, but it’s a bitch to type the name.
I MUST HAVE THIS BEER!
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Paul Ryans intro for Mike Pence sounds like a Grindr bio.
Jesus fuck. Now they’re doing The Who
Probably without permission.
Should we bring #freemilo here?
Think of the bud light lime bucks!
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God bless you, Moose!
Who are these lovely ladies forsaking the burden of covered legs?
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Hey kids, everybody having fun? Can I get you some juice and cookies?
(Waits till DTZM leaves)
That guy is the WORST!!!!
Always bothering us with juice and cookies and free websites!
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“You have a child under the age of 20.”
https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/755944790173286400
WOW.
LOL GOP part infinity.
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Would Matrimony
I expect Cruz to come running out of the back and hit Gingrich with a steel chair and scream “THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!!” as Gingrich tries to pull an endorsement out of Cruz’s hate-speech.
a movie that has Canadian hitler? what? Yoga Hosers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EAy6-uCb1o
Now, without power, we’ll be able to see which of these fuckers don’t cast a reflection.
The convention lost power because Trump stiffed the power company.
hahahahaha
Calista Gingrich?
And here we are at the bottom of the barrel.
Oh hey, it’s the one without cancer
@Porky,
I’m in LA. Let us know when you plan on coming to LA and we’ll do a get-together!
“I run my charity by the same principles I learned from my father”
Talk loudly about how much money you’ve raised for St. Jude’s but don’t actually donate any of it until the Washington Post starts asking questions?
So — the Susan G Komen Foundation?
or No More?
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So I haven’t done any REAL construction work since like before college. I had to go do some rebar tying for about two hours today (plus the four hour drive r/t) and I’m pretty sure my soft administrative body will never recover from this.
I really hope Hillary throws the borders wide open so we can get some more immigrants in here (also kills Mexico’s economy so they have to come).
Ted Cruz just finished his speech and the coyotes are howling and yipping outside my house.
He’s got the support of Satan’s canine minions anyway.
That just means the Zodiac Killer is RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE!!111!
Is Eric Trump the gay Trump? I know his bio says he’s married, but c’mon…
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He looks like a minor Eastern European villain in some 1980’s Bond movie. You know, one that Timothy Dalton kills halfway through the movie in some humiliating way that makes you chuckle.
That makes more sense. The beige suit and pink tie were throwing me off. Thanks.
Not sure if the schedule is the same in the US, but in Canada a new Mr. Robot is on Showcase right now.
Does anyone else feel like this new Alec Baldwin/Missy Elliott Amazon Echo ad campaign is deliberately targeted at you personally in order to make you hate it more you’ve ever hated anything in your life?
Not sure if that extreme, but it does generate the hate.
I feel the same as you.