Your “How Much Gravy Was Wasted?” Monday Open Thread

NFL Notes:

  • well, I expected nfl.com to have little if any mention of last night’s fiasco. All they’ve got is a short piece on the need to replace the field, without laying any direct blame for last night.
    • in follow-up, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
  • RGIII has been named the pre-season starter for the Browns. Future Cowboys QB Josh McCown will be one of his backups.
    • that makes him the 25th Browns starting QB since 1999.
  • Ohh, that’s not good – Joey Bosa’s mom is on record as saying they wish “we pulled an Eli”.
    • Their side of the beef is that they feel the Chargers won’t structure his contract akin to previous #3 picks.
  • Poor Bears fans – Hroniss Grasu has torn his ACL and is done for the year. It’s not like Jay Cutler needs a center.
    • Completely related, Big Daddy Drew’s WYTS column today is about Da Bears.

I think I consider everyone delighted as much as I did in last night’s idiocy from Canton. I’d feel bad for game attendees, but they still got their Lee Greenwood concert.

https://youtu.be/IWlMsxJR5pk

We all know what happened. In brief:

  • they had the field covered for two days, to accommodate a Tim McGraw show and the induction ceremony
  • the field was painted about 10:00 AM
  • the paint refused to dry
  • someone got the idea to use heaters
  • the heaters melted the rubber to the paint, creating a hard shell
  • the field was declared unplayable.
Looks comfy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now come the recriminations. Or they would, if it wasn’t the soulless leadership of the NFL directing employees to say an authoritative “Fuck you” to the fans.

The only refunds currently being offered are for the cost of game tickets. Tickets bought through resale sites other than the official NFL partner, Ticketmaster, will not be refunded by the League. [StubHub has offered full refunds.] They have refused comment on whether they will reimburse for other expenses like hotels, despite the fact that it wasn’t an “Act of God” that forced abandonment of the contest. Someone, somewhere is contemplating a “Turf-gate” class-action suit.

The League has confirmed the game will remain in Canton.

When Randy Moss is able to hold the moral high ground, you there’s been a problem.

https://youtu.be/YP7v1qJ4–c

You know you done screwed up big when Peter King feels confident getting off his knees and joining the chorus. “It’s an embarrassment of the highest order.” Mighty strong words from a fellow intent on voting a rapist into the Hall of Fame.

Jim Irsay – JIM IRSAY –  has the balls to talk about “incompetence”.

Yet, somehow, he will stay Commissioner.


Tonight’s sports:

Unless you like (on ESPN) Little League Qualifiers – AND WHO DOESN’T?! – it’s all Olympics.

The big deal is Michael Phelps going for Gold Medal #20 tonight.

You can watch it LIVE! in Canada, or on tape-delay on NBC.

 

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Tribute to Moose’s well picked gifs below…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXy-PcCd208

Brick Meathook

FUN BRICK MEATHOOK FACT:

I’m currently watching the Olympics on the west coast 3 hours after the easterners see them and crack wise. Tomorrow morning, however, I’m flying to as far east in North America as you can go, one and one-half hours EARLIER than Eastern time. And in Canada as well. So long Bob Costas!

Also, I’m a Canadian citizen! Really! Due to a post-9/11law change plus the fact that my mother was a Canadian citizen when I was born in the good old USofA, I applied for and received Canadian citizenship three years ago! And I’m a “natural born” Canadian, not some stinking immigrant! I didn’t have to take a test or swear an oath or nothin! I don’t even know who the president of Canada is!

Here’s a real photo of my real passports taken a few minutes ago in preparation for travelling. Plus cash in both currencies for various bribes during the journey.

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Mr. Ayo

Where are the toonies?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Stop dicking around and just tell me what time you’re getting here with the weed and hookers, already!!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sick bastard.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Damn you Chris Hansen.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Sad to admit that that is one of my favorite scenes in any film…EVER.

Brick Meathook

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE????

WHO REDECORATED MY iPAD SCREEN??????????

/looks kinda cool i guess

theeWeeBabySeamus

/very happy Moose has re-arroved
//can blame Moose now when I break the blog (again)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Still not convinced? Well hell, I didn’t want to have to this, but….
(way way…WAAYYY NSFW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9fC9aJd-U

theeWeeBabySeamus

A friend of mine did this and sent me the results. I almost shit myself laughing.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ha, found it. This is she and her younger brother….
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Goddammit internet!!!!!
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theeWeeBabySeamus

As promised, no more culture. If this doesn’t prove it, nothing will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gACs-_hdOok

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

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Brocky

Man this dean Ambrose podcast is great

theeWeeBabySeamus

I miss having time to keep up with the podcast thing.
In fact, that piece of music below was brought to my attention by an author friend who first came to notoriety (?) via podcast. That music was the intro he used for the first version of what has thus far been his best received writing (though not necessarily his best IMHO).

Mike Bennett. Underwood and Flinch. If you like audiobooks, check this guy out. He’s a Brit, and he’s very talented. I always try to send support his way when I can.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Forgot to mention…he’s on podiobooks.com. And also iTunes now. Probably elsewhere also.
Not hard to find, is the general point I’m trying to make.

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, last of the culture, I promise. But this piece has a story, which I know none of you want to hear, but tough titties.
I won’t bore you with details, but a few years ago I was going thru a very difficult period in my life. I was suicidal (almost) due to circumstances largely beyond my control. I then found out I was suffering from an infectious disease, which was potentially fatal. I’m fine now, regarding both issues. And I’ve recently been blessed with is the best thing to ever happen to me in my life. Again, not gonna bore you with details.

But in my darkest hours, this terribly depressing little piece of music always made me feel better, in a weird way. I hope some of you can appreciate its dark beauty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bwT4ImcN6U

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, to hell with culture.
That shit’s overrated anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Gp56jnaIs

Unsurprised

My Michelle
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Get some damn culture, you heathens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQsgE0L450

Sharkbait

Somewhere Willem Defoe is falling to his knees and he doesn’t know why

theeWeeBabySeamus

I knew someone would recognize.
Thank you for not causing me to lose more faith in humanity.

Sharkbait

This USA -China beach volleyball game is such a beatdown that even Ray Rice feels bad for China

Unsurprised

Janay Rice has already apologized for her role in the tragedy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

SOOOO many clothes for a “stripper.”

JustStopDude

South Korea is so fucking weird. Their pop stars are total sex pots, but if they so much as go on a date, its a major scandal. Japan does the same stupid shit.

Another weird thing is that you can’t purchase a fan in South Korea that doesn’t also have a shutoff timer. Its considered deadly to fall asleep with a fan blowing air across you.

theeWeeBabySeamus

What about ceiling fans? I’ve always expected that damn thing to break away and decapitate me in my sleep any day now.
Mostly because I’m the one who installed it and I know what a dumbshit I am.

Unsurprised

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Brocky

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Four more dives.

Quick athlete profile.

More commercials.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

As I said to the waitress at dinner, “NBC fucking sucks”

theeWeeBabySeamus

Was that before or after you stole the silverware?

Croooow
Unsurprised

World’s Hottest Unicorn CEO
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Brocky
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Four more dives.

More commercials.

WCS

Emperor Rog approves of this strategy.

Sharkbait

It’s a warmup for Sunday night games.

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

Better version
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theeWeeBabySeamus

I ummmm…yeah. Shutting up now.

theeWeeBabySeamus
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fuck NBC.

Commercials.

Three synchronized dives.

More commercials.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hee hee. Confused Travolta gifs is the bestest gifs.
/Searches “hot girl gif”
//never mind

Unsurprised

More Michelle Jenneke
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So the BBC just wrapped up their live coverage, now I’m stuck watching stupid NBC. I fucking hate it already.

Unsurprised

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Don T

How ’bout some bitchin’ about imgur, for old times’ sake?

WCS

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Unsurprised

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King Hippo

You might expect lady swimmers, at least sometimes, to be all hot like I HEAR TELL they male counterparts be. But..no. Just no.

Hippo dissapoint.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Jesus FINALLY WORDPRESS.

WCS

Howdy.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Flip worthy?

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entropy

This may be the first time I’ve noticed the people behind her staring in some sort of hypnotic trance. Kind of hilarious.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

ballsofsteelandfury

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Not a bad flip.
Nicely done, Sir.