Not much on the NFL front today. The big news comes with final cuts Saturday; by 4:00 PM EDT we will know who is supposed to start the season on the roster. Waiver wire Monday should be fun as well.
NFL News:
- Ironic platform note at PFT: JEREMY LANE ON SITTING FOR NATIONAL ANTHEM: “I’M JUST STANDING BEHIND KAEPERNICK.”
- Jets 3rd string QB Bryce Petty got lit up by Eagles DE Bryce Braman & will have an MRI to determine if there is any serious damage. It’ll also determine whether he becomes trade bait on Monday or doesn’t survive the waiver wire.
- Dreamboat played the entire first half against the Giants, giving the impression the Dark Lord will be happy going 2-2 until the suspension is concluded.
- The Bills cut 21 players, but kept Glenn Gronkowski. Maybe now Rex can beat Belichick.
- The Ravens kicked the tires on Devin Hester.
Y’know, while I might not be on Kaep’s side, I am really respecting his Fro game. Look at this thing:
It’s magnificent. It gives me an Eriq La Salle “Coming To America” vibe.
Of course, this is a sports site, so a quick search and personal preference found me these comparisons to what Kaep is currently rocking:
Randy Moss:
John Riggins:
Doctor J:
Marouane Fellaini:
And, the master, Oscar Gamble:
It may be the only real highlight of the 49ers season, but we’ll always have that look. It’ll live on forever.
Tonight’s sports:
- College Football:
- Colorado State vs. Colorado – 5:00PM | ESPN
- Kansas State at Stanford – 6:00PM | FS1
- Toledo at Arkansas State – 6:00PM | ESPNU
- CONCACAF Qualifying: El Salvador vs. México – 7:00PM | TELMUN
Buckle in, kids. It’s a three-day weekend full of college football, followed by a return to school/work, and then the NFL Opener Thursday night. WE’VE ALMOST MADE IT PEOPLE!
This is it for me at least for now. ADHD kid won’t sleep again so the beatings are about to begin.
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If you keep the beatings going morale HAS to improve.
Rereading the tags, hey Beerguyrob, what do you do the rest of the year?
Also, I usually just drink scotch or Irish whiskey NEAT. When I’m at home it can be a Mooserita. Sometimes a gin maroooni, VERY dry. Didn’t sound like that is what you wanted.
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Yeah, I typically drink scotch neat but when I want a cocktail, I want a cocktail.
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I think it’s “I wrote this super early because it’s my last beer selling game of the year”. Looks like the POV of a beer table along the 3rd base line of an independent league baseball team.
by this I mean:
A – Robs avatar image and tag for tonights post
2 – no disrespect to Rob
You are correct. Today was the last home game of the season. After selling beer for two hours during a rain delay, the field was declared unplayable and the game cancelled.
We then spent an hour under the stands drinking the rest of the beers we had poured. SUCCESS!
Because deadline is 4:00 Pacific, I wanted to both get the post ready in case I was too boozed up to get home in time, and acknowledge that I typed it early in the day so might have missed some late news.
Oh, and it’s the view from my beer tray. It carries 24 beers at a time. At $7/beer, it’s $168 in beers per journey into the crowd. I make about $20 per tray in tips, and sell between 6-10 trays per game (if it’s not a rainout, like the last three days). I work between 25-30 games per summer.
I teach school. Right now, a drop-in program for youth aged 16-20 who have been removed from both traditional and alternative programs.
Basically, if I’m your teacher, it’s not a reward. The first month of school is constant intake.
“My old school told me to ‘fuck off’.”
“I don’t think they told you to ‘fuck off’, but I’m guessing from the attitude why they told you not to come back.”
It’s worthwhile, but if they closed me for lack of kids I’d be very happy, because that means my form of tough love is no longer needed.
The beer vending is a job I’ve had since 1991. It keeps me sane, I’m not allergic to cash money (pays for Seahawks tickets), and I’ve used the stadium to help get some of my students their first job – but not beer selling.
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NSFW so broken link. It is imgur too, you probably would have had to fix it yourself anyways.
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Totally worth it.
/replaces saran wrap
“Mono” mean one, and “rail” means rail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkSRUf02gu8
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Is that so she doesn’t get hit in the face by balls?
I wonder what color the one in her bedroom is.
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You guys …
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http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Olivia_Wilde_eyeroll.gif
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Guys trust me on this. When you see this look on your lady’s face, take at least 3 steps back…quickly.
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HA, love that look……. the heightening of your senses, your balls in danger…..
Not the time to tell her she’s sexy when she’s angry, however.
/will nevar make that mistake again
The afterglow can be awkward, I agree.
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FOR SALE; SMALL DENT ON RIGHT FRONT FENDER.
This is what it looked like whole:
$1.25 million.
Too nice to be driven by any asshole who could afford it.
Goddamn it. Nick Hogan is already blowing all his dad’s Gawker money.
?
Which is weird because she does not have large breasts. They are, however, perfect in that bra.
This might be a hawt taek, but I’d rather take Leslie Mann home.
Love her.
Well, well, mister quick decision here, mister judgepants…..
I will need more data, a THOROUGH interview, PRIVATE, with both laaaaaaidies, to gather enough data to make an informed decision.
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I was saving that one, but kudos. Never a bad time for it.
None of you were helpful on my nightcap, so going on a recent recommendation from a bartender in Denver, I’m making a Remember the Maine.
2 oz. rye whiskey
¾ oz. sweet vermouth
2 tsp. Cherry Heering
½ tsp. absinthe
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I’m glad someone did this. I was too busy with Olivia Wilde protest.
Nobody here did shit.
I don’t remember this when I was in the scouts.
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Oh, I forgot it was sexy Friday.
Full: https://www.gfycat.com/ThinTinyBluefintuna
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Yep, really feeling the peace and love now….
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Thinking of making a cocktail. Suggestions?
Vodka, straight up.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVTrVFc18Ts
Whiskey sours. It’s my favourite “girly” drink of choice.
I too am angry at the evil moderate program on the site on behalf of tWBS so I will join his protest
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Moderation Is masturbation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuIk0LuCF28
If that were true, don’t you think I’d have already moderated myself.
Let me rephrase that.
Another ruined keyboard do to moderation ending a comment unexpectedly.
Yeah, unexpectedly…ok.
If you were ready you would have pushed your chair back a bit.
Saran wrapped keyboards are your friend. Have to change it every few days tho or else it’s hard to see or even press the keys.
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Of course you may be one of those that when the moderation is moderatin’ ain’t nobody stoppin’ it….
Don’t bother knockin’ if the monitor’s rockin’.
Yeah on 2nd thought don’t take life advice from this guy:
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Apparently I’m in need of moderation again tonight without even knowing it.
Don’t moderate me for talking about Dok’s mom….but moderate me for Olivia Wilde surprise gif.
DOES ANYONE HAVE A RULEBOOK??
WHY AM I YELLING??
The automatic software just hangs up on some posts. It is a thoughtless random program so you should take it personally and seek the bloodiest of revenge.
Nah, just gonna post every Olivia Wilde gif I can find now as a form of peaceful resistance.
DO YOU JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN?!?!?!?!
Kinda, yes. But not as much as yesterday.
Peace and love is my new hate and anquish.
Olivia Wilde gifs? THERE WILL BE CHAOS, MADNESS WILL REIGN SUPREME!
Watching Ancient Aliens while loaded is great. Basically the Annunaki wanted strange tang and got some hairy gorilla snatch.
Watching that stoned makes me even more frustrated that people actually believe it and it is not satire.
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I wonder if this was a pop-up book.
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Double-fisting? Well la-di-fucking-da Johnny Big-Dick
So this South Carolina Clown stalking thing… its a 4chan trolling right? I thought I read somewhere someone on 4chan or reddit was going to do something similar just to mess with people.
I did not know Trump was in South Carolina.
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van: So if I understand your FF problem, might you even say that without fail Jay Cutler falls somewhere along the douchebag spectrum?
There’s a vax for that. He’s doomed.
There may be a vax, but there’s no cure for being a cunt.
Folks!
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I am in Reno. Yes, Burning Man has started.
Speaking of cunts.
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Pointy end!
Provide your own lyrics. If you can play any brass instrument this well, my charms are yours.
/farts in A flat
Damn it.
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Thats good scat’n
Louis Armstrong is the greatest musician in the history of the universe.
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I don’t quite get the mud fetish, but I’m not here to judge….. Judy
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This is Judy.
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So sweet, So cold, So fair
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It’s really hard to be shocking nowadays. That’s probably why terrorism happens. Most parents are fine with everything but killing loads of innocent people. I’m uncomfortable when my mother asks me about masturbation. If you aren’t, where do you go from there? Terror. That’s where.
Humans have always used terror and committed mass murder.
And also masturbate. Lighten up Dok, your mom…
/gonna stop right there.
I am looking for a picture for my FF team, you always gotta go picture first then figure out the name. I have noticed Cutler pics have amazing range. He can go from douchebag:
http://www.rantsports.com/nfl/files/2013/09/JAY-CUTLER1.jpg
To concussed douchebag:
http://sportsmockery.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Jayempty.jpg
To smug douchebag. This guy has range
http://geesteelio.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Jay-Cutler-Chicago-Bears-v-Minnesota-Vikings-8XfaYs7efnZl.jpg
I didn’t comment on the use of the term ‘rocksteady’ but y’all are smart, figure your own shit out.
Prefer Bebop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYYzKo6S9g
OK, halftime. Time for my bi-weekly shower.
Marilyn Manson-1996
http://youtu.be/cvjl1dx7Rno
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KELLY SAYS TO ROW TO YOUR LEFT.
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They’ll not have a problem with night boating apparently.
(think about it)
Was this in Toronto, because it looks like it’s cold.
Oh, honey, I can row my own way, but feel free to pitch in.
You might notice the Wailers on that record. Yes, it is the same Wailers associated with Bob Marley. Reggae and Ska are close.
Moar walls please!
Lamb of God-Redneck
http://youtu.be/oqdZpxkzNvc
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I’m so sad that Jim Kelly died. I wanted to see a shot for shot remake of Lethal Weapon with Jim Kelly as Murtaugh and other Jim Kelly as Riggs.
what elements change in Second Wave, or is it just white British ppl making money?
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It’s the integration of the music into a new culture. It didn’t make much money, at least not for the people playing it or listening to it. But it was similar to jazz coming to the UK, it was a new beat, a new energy, and it was enthusiastically adopted and adapted. There was still a huge working class culture in the UK in the 60s, and the style and the sound got picked up and they ran with it. It’s the antithesis of fucking bobbisox. It’s the older version of Northern Soul.
Chicago is fucking dangerous. If I’m gonna be shot and robbed, I would prefer to do it in style.