Your “College Football Is NOT An Amuse Bouche” Friday Open Thread

Not much on the NFL front today. The big news comes with final cuts Saturday; by 4:00 PM EDT we will know who is supposed to start the season on the roster. Waiver wire Monday should be fun as well.

NFL News:

  • Ironic platform note at PFT: JEREMY LANE ON SITTING FOR NATIONAL ANTHEM: “I’M JUST STANDING BEHIND KAEPERNICK.”
  • Jets 3rd string QB Bryce Petty got lit up by Eagles DE Bryce Braman & will have an MRI to determine if there is any serious damage. It’ll also determine whether he becomes trade bait on Monday or doesn’t survive the waiver wire.
  • Dreamboat played the entire first half against the Giants, giving the impression the Dark Lord will be happy going 2-2 until the suspension is concluded.
  • The Bills cut 21 players, but kept Glenn Gronkowski. Maybe now Rex can beat Belichick.
  • The Ravens kicked the tires on Devin Hester.

Y’know, while I might not be on Kaep’s side, I am really respecting his Fro game. Look at this thing:

It’s magnificent. It gives me an Eriq La Salle “Coming To America” vibe.

 

Of course, this is a sports site, so a quick search and personal preference found me these comparisons to what Kaep is currently rocking:

 

Randy Moss:

 

John Riggins:

 

Doctor J:

 

Marouane Fellaini:

 

And, the master, Oscar Gamble:

 

It may be the only real highlight of the 49ers season, but we’ll always have that look. It’ll live on forever.


Tonight’s sports:

  • College Football:
    • Colorado State vs. Colorado – 5:00PM | ESPN
    • Kansas State at Stanford – 6:00PM | FS1
    • Toledo at Arkansas State – 6:00PM | ESPNU
  • CONCACAF Qualifying: El Salvador vs. México – 7:00PM | TELMUN

Buckle in, kids. It’s a three-day weekend full of college football, followed by a return to school/work, and then the NFL Opener Thursday night. WE’VE ALMOST MADE IT PEOPLE!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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theeWeeBabySeamus

This is it for me at least for now. ADHD kid won’t sleep again so the beatings are about to begin.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

If you keep the beatings going morale HAS to improve.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Rereading the tags, hey Beerguyrob, what do you do the rest of the year?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Also, I usually just drink scotch or Irish whiskey NEAT. When I’m at home it can be a Mooserita. Sometimes a gin maroooni, VERY dry. Didn’t sound like that is what you wanted.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yeah, I typically drink scotch neat but when I want a cocktail, I want a cocktail.

ALXMAC

I think it’s “I wrote this super early because it’s my last beer selling game of the year”. Looks like the POV of a beer table along the 3rd base line of an independent league baseball team.

ALXMAC

by this I mean:

A – Robs avatar image and tag for tonights post

2 – no disrespect to Rob

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

NSFW so broken link. It is imgur too, you probably would have had to fix it yourself anyways.

http://i.img
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Totally worth it.
/replaces saran wrap

WCS

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“Mono” mean one, and “rail” means rail.

ALXMAC
ballsofsteelandfury

Is that so she doesn’t get hit in the face by balls?

I wonder what color the one in her bedroom is.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Guys trust me on this. When you see this look on your lady’s face, take at least 3 steps back…quickly.
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Angry-Olivia-Wilde-About-To-Lose-It-Gif.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

HA, love that look……. the heightening of your senses, your balls in danger…..

theeWeeBabySeamus

Not the time to tell her she’s sexy when she’s angry, however.
/will nevar make that mistake again

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Sill Bimmons

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

FOR SALE; SMALL DENT ON RIGHT FRONT FENDER.

Sill Bimmons

This is what it looked like whole:

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$1.25 million.

Unsurprised

Too nice to be driven by any asshole who could afford it.

Unsurprised

Goddamn it. Nick Hogan is already blowing all his dad’s Gawker money.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Unsurprised

Which is weird because she does not have large breasts. They are, however, perfect in that bra.

theeWeeBabySeamus

This might be a hawt taek, but I’d rather take Leslie Mann home.
Love her.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, well, mister quick decision here, mister judgepants…..

I will need more data, a THOROUGH interview, PRIVATE, with both laaaaaaidies, to gather enough data to make an informed decision.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I was saving that one, but kudos. Never a bad time for it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

None of you were helpful on my nightcap, so going on a recent recommendation from a bartender in Denver, I’m making a Remember the Maine.

2 oz. rye whiskey
¾ oz. sweet vermouth
2 tsp. Cherry Heering
½ tsp. absinthe

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m glad someone did this. I was too busy with Olivia Wilde protest.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Nobody here did shit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I don’t remember this when I was in the scouts.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matgyhbVtp1qbh3zgo2_500.gif

Unsurprised

Oh, I forgot it was sexy Friday.

Full: https://www.gfycat.com/ThinTinyBluefintuna

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep, really feeling the peace and love now….
h
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Thinking of making a cocktail. Suggestions?

Spur

Vodka, straight up.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
The Maestro

Whiskey sours. It’s my favourite “girly” drink of choice.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I too am angry at the evil moderate program on the site on behalf of tWBS so I will join his protest

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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ALXMAC

Moderation Is masturbation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuIk0LuCF28

theeWeeBabySeamus

If that were true, don’t you think I’d have already moderated myself.
Let me rephrase that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Another ruined keyboard do to moderation ending a comment unexpectedly.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, unexpectedly…ok.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

If you were ready you would have pushed your chair back a bit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Saran wrapped keyboards are your friend. Have to change it every few days tho or else it’s hard to see or even press the keys.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Of course you may be one of those that when the moderation is moderatin’ ain’t nobody stoppin’ it….

theeWeeBabySeamus

Don’t bother knockin’ if the monitor’s rockin’.

ALXMAC

Yeah on 2nd thought don’t take life advice from this guy:

http://cdn.antiquiet.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/scott-weiland.png

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Apparently I’m in need of moderation again tonight without even knowing it.
Don’t moderate me for talking about Dok’s mom….but moderate me for Olivia Wilde surprise gif.

DOES ANYONE HAVE A RULEBOOK??
WHY AM I YELLING??

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The automatic software just hangs up on some posts. It is a thoughtless random program so you should take it personally and seek the bloodiest of revenge.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nah, just gonna post every Olivia Wilde gif I can find now as a form of peaceful resistance.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

DO YOU JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN?!?!?!?!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Kinda, yes. But not as much as yesterday.
Peace and love is my new hate and anquish.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Olivia Wilde gifs? THERE WILL BE CHAOS, MADNESS WILL REIGN SUPREME!

Spur

Watching Ancient Aliens while loaded is great. Basically the Annunaki wanted strange tang and got some hairy gorilla snatch.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Watching that stoned makes me even more frustrated that people actually believe it and it is not satire.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

Double-fisting? Well la-di-fucking-da Johnny Big-Dick

Duchess

So this South Carolina Clown stalking thing… its a 4chan trolling right? I thought I read somewhere someone on 4chan or reddit was going to do something similar just to mess with people.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I did not know Trump was in South Carolina.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van: So if I understand your FF problem, might you even say that without fail Jay Cutler falls somewhere along the douchebag spectrum?

Shogun Marcus

There’s a vax for that. He’s doomed.

Unsurprised

There may be a vax, but there’s no cure for being a cunt.

Spur

Folks!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Spur

I am in Reno. Yes, Burning Man has started.

Unsurprised

Speaking of cunts.

Shogun Marcus

Pointy end!

Doktor Zymm

Provide your own lyrics. If you can play any brass instrument this well, my charms are yours.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

/farts in A flat

Damn it.

herodotus450

Thats good scat’n

Kungjitsu

Louis Armstrong is the greatest musician in the history of the universe.

Doktor Zymm

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t quite get the mud fetish, but I’m not here to judge….. Judy

http://66.media.tumblr.com/e81444560ec98db8c0028bfa31811c75/tumblr_ocqlc8fFEP1tjlokjo1_1280.jpg

This is Judy.

Shogun Marcus

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Doktor Zymm


So sweet, So cold, So fair

Doktor Zymm

It’s really hard to be shocking nowadays. That’s probably why terrorism happens. Most parents are fine with everything but killing loads of innocent people. I’m uncomfortable when my mother asks me about masturbation. If you aren’t, where do you go from there? Terror. That’s where.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Humans have always used terror and committed mass murder.

theeWeeBabySeamus

And also masturbate. Lighten up Dok, your mom…
/gonna stop right there.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am looking for a picture for my FF team, you always gotta go picture first then figure out the name. I have noticed Cutler pics have amazing range. He can go from douchebag:

http://www.rantsports.com/nfl/files/2013/09/JAY-CUTLER1.jpg

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Doktor Zymm

I didn’t comment on the use of the term ‘rocksteady’ but y’all are smart, figure your own shit out.

herodotus450
theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, halftime. Time for my bi-weekly shower.
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Shogun Marcus

Marilyn Manson-1996
http://youtu.be/cvjl1dx7Rno

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

They’ll not have a problem with night boating apparently.
(think about it)

Kungjitsu

Was this in Toronto, because it looks like it’s cold.

Doktor Zymm

Oh, honey, I can row my own way, but feel free to pitch in.

Doktor Zymm

You might notice the Wailers on that record. Yes, it is the same Wailers associated with Bob Marley. Reggae and Ska are close.

Doktor Zymm

Doktor Zymm

Shogun Marcus

Moar walls please!
Lamb of God-Redneck
http://youtu.be/oqdZpxkzNvc

Kungjitsu

I’m so sad that Jim Kelly died. I wanted to see a shot for shot remake of Lethal Weapon with Jim Kelly as Murtaugh and other Jim Kelly as Riggs.

King Hippo

what elements change in Second Wave, or is it just white British ppl making money?

Doktor Zymm

It’s the integration of the music into a new culture. It didn’t make much money, at least not for the people playing it or listening to it. But it was similar to jazz coming to the UK, it was a new beat, a new energy, and it was enthusiastically adopted and adapted. There was still a huge working class culture in the UK in the 60s, and the style and the sound got picked up and they ran with it. It’s the antithesis of fucking bobbisox. It’s the older version of Northern Soul.

Doktor Zymm

Chicago is fucking dangerous. If I’m gonna be shot and robbed, I would prefer to do it in style.

Doktor Zymm