Don’t know why I bother to teach French to you guys but, oh well.
Pats/Cards-Both Brady and Gronk are out of this one so we’ll only hear about them 40% of the time. Yay! Cards hc Arians is 11-2 against the AFC. If the Pats win the division championship, guess who I’m cheering for? (perhaps I’m getting a wee bit ahead of myself) Arizona’s O looks like world-beaters. Rb’s Johnson and Johnson are above average and so is the wr trio of Fitz, Brown and Floyd. The D is solid and cb Peterson can take out your #1 receiver. The Pats start the season 0-1? Let the showerfreud* begin!
*some German word I may have misspelled
Just got home from Seattle. God – what a clown show. Beautiful day spent with an ugly crowd at a game made of ass.
I almost got rolled into a fight that progressed up the road from behind me. Hawk fan on Hawk fan, with Hawk girlfriends trying to stop it.
Looking forward to the 49ers game in two weeks.
I need to get up there for that
Today I have watched network broadcasts on CBS, Fox, and NBC for the first time since February I think, and saw promos for shows I have never heard of and will never watch.
However, in Los Angeles, after SNF we get the locally NBC produced high school football round-up hosted by Fred Roggin and Petros the USC guy. Despite this town being Hollywood, this show is so wonderfully goofy.
Petros and The Pig!
Alright, all, go drunk, you’re home.
Not home yet
Good night, buttercups!
Likewise.
Night CB
Word is Russell Wilson’s injury can only be healed via pegging
Under the supervision of Dr. Cole!
“Coach Belichick what was the key to victory?”
“Well unlike that nancy boy on the other sideline I tell my guys to play like Jeffrey Dahmer. Even better, how about that fucking Zodiac Killer Michele? He had all sorts of schemes, I’d fire McDaniels in a heartbeat if Kraft would let me…”
(50 yards away, in sprint) “Thank you, coach!”
Janine sounds like he’s from Brooklyn and is trying to hide it.
The Pats just won the AFC East, didn’t they?
You mean clinched the AFC East? Yes.
Tony, I asked you a question, don’t leave me hanging.
Harrumph.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN99jshaQbY
If Matthew McConaughey drives a Lincoln, then godammit that’s good enough for me. I’m going out and stealing one right now.
Well fuck. I will be going to bed now then… this is obviously a lie. I will get more drunk and hang around for a couple more hours
Sexy ladies help ease the pain. Just sayin’
Reminder: SANDWICH
My dad pulled the ultimate dick move tonight. Knew I was going to my mom’s for birthday dinner so he cooked a roast while I was gone. There is gonna be a sandwich tonight
Kids, if you want to get the bad taste out of your mouths, the new AFL Beat is up!
Now with more nudity.
It will also serve as the late night open thread.
Jimmy Garoppolo is going to be swimming in pussy
unexplained fires are a matter FOAR THE COURTS
loooooooooooooool cards
“He’ll miss it because I want him to make it.”
– me, thirty seconds ago.
HAIL BLEERGH
Well fuck.
Welp.
Herpes wins the day…
Dammit.
WOW. See, kids, don’t cheap out on special teamers.
“You’re right, those goofy bastards are the best things I have going.”
http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/files/2014/07/theres_something_about_mary_those_goofy_bastards.jpg
Oh fuckity what?
Terrible snap…
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
some of you haven’t muted your teevee boxes?
the remote is all the way on the other side of the couch
Dawww nuts
Miss?
I don’t agree with this. Don’t you want them rushing to kick a long field goal and maybe missing it?
Nice clock management, Bill. LMAO
I think Tom Brady and Jimmy Garappolo would make a very handsome couple.
But I don’t think Brady will ever break up with Edelman.
Brady and Welker still 69 two times a year.
Kevin Faulk lost his fucking mind when he walked in on that shit.
maybe something less cute, simple hook or slant that gets you 10-12 yards
Uhhhh….
That wasn’t remotely close, Collinsworth.
Wow…double whammy. Fitz throws a perfect pick out of bounds but the O-line still holds…
And the Cardinals offense just plays themselves out of field goal range…
Palmer I mean…jesus I am a tired dumb ass…
Not actually close…not even one foot down in bounds….