Well, lookee here folks! On paper we’ve got ourselves some entertaining games on hand. Related:The NFL is being quarantined for “Broken Clock Syndrome”. I’m sure they’ll back to their old shenanigans in no time. TO THE GAMES!
KC/Oak-Much like the above-mentioned organization, HC Reid has clock issues as well. One problem he doesn’t have to bother with is winning coming out of a bye-he’s the proud owner of a scorching 15-2 record in that circumstance. Rb Charles figures to get back in the swing of things in a big way-I expect him to bust a long one at some point. Once he gets into the Raiders secondary he’s likely not to recognize anyone-only cb Amerson is a holdover from last year. With another 2 new starters at the lb spot, defensive communication is said to be a factor in the Raiders lousy play. Look for both these teams to light it up-wr Cooper is first in line to be fed.
Atl-Sea-Huzzah! to the Falcons last week for walking into the belly of the beast and exiting with a win over Denver. Not. Expected. No, they’re not for real just yet but that sort of win sometimes gets players to understand just how good they and their team is/are. (grammar, wha?) Should they pull off the Denver away/Seattle away double whammy of victories, I give them full permission to show their bums to the NFL schedule-makers. It won’t be easy-qb Wilson & Co. have discovered their O these past two weeks. Te Graham has 213 yds. and a TD these past two weeks. Coincidence? No.
Dal/GB-The league’s leading rusher meets up with the league’s best run D. Shall we dance? DAK! might just have to take to the air in a serious way to get the win here and despite the Packers being a touch thin in the secondary, I say that they bless the rook with his very first intercept. I just hope it happens after he kicks another Brady record to the curb. His opposite number this game threw for a season-high 259 yards last week against the Giants. I’ll repeat that-Aaron Rodgers threw for a SEASON-HIGH 259 yards last week. GUH!
Soooo, are you waiting for an invitation? TYPE!
Hello commentists. I know we have DFOers from down here in Oz but let me tell you 4 am Monday Morning footbaw is a bit much. How are we all doing today?
I’m six beers into the Seahawks game, so… fine.
Who’s got that Skip Bayless brick for the Favre halftime appearance?
Farve texting by the bathrooms. This shit just writes itself!
Steelers bumblebee convict unis >> Packers throwbacks
bumblebee>packerbacks>Factory of Sadness and Bad Jerseys
Don’t fucking touch him Sanchez
98 yards in what, a minute?
Holy shit, 34 seconds
Mccarthy gave Dallas a timeout.really
I was at Renfest during the early games, and I stopped at a typical suburban sports bar to watch some of the late games. I have wandered into a nest of Cowboy fans. I forgot how damn many of them there are in the DC burbs.
Are your faculties still intact?
I’m practicing my zen beer drinking
Oh God. You aren’t allergic, are you? Did they come into physical contact with you? DO YOU NEED AN EPIPEN?!
The antidote is snarky comments, though I won’t say no to a shot of ephedrine
Oh thank God.
You guys need to calm down! The symptoms rarely last more than 24 hours.
MD Renfest is pretty dank. Bought a drinking horn there
Even inside the 5, Tiny Hands manages TWO checkdowns!
Thanks for the timeout Greenbay
Just catching up after a nap. Anybody got some fava beans and a nice Chianti?
(And I know it was his kidney, not his liver, but still, DAMN)
FUCK YES! BEAUTIFUL!
RIP That Packer Cornerback
Williams had to be told by Witten to go out of bounds
Odds Favre unretires at halftime?
From football or dickpics?
Football.
We all know he’ll unretire from dick pics eventually.
Mushroom Dick Ring of Honor Halftime!
PLEASENOSAFETY PLEASENOSAFETY PLEASENOSAFETY
Anyone else see that Skip Bayless promo where he stands up in the middle of the theater and argues with a character on screen? Every time I want someone to throw a brick right at the back of Skip’s head and it NEVER HAPPENS.
I heard that happens in the next one, you just need to keep watching
I haven’t seen it. I would be rooting for someone to break both his legs, then his arms, then leave the camera on him as he slowly starves to death/dies of dehydration.
The worst part is that you can tell when he stands up he really thinks he’s being some sort of hero for having a completely trivial sports opinion and that what he does is somehow important work.
It’s just stunning to see how little of a man he is.
Jon Ryan: Best fg holder in the league!
FG? Duff still approves.
http://images.contactmusic.com/newsimages/duff_mckagan_565592.jpg
Abandoning the Run. the Old Cowboys are back.
That wasn’t a bad throw by Rodgers, that was actually good coverage
FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN
Byron Jones is a stud
Looked like Sean Lee almost killed Claiborne.
If Claiborne had simply put up his hands and followed directions that never would have happened.
seems like it should be unsportsmanlike conduct instead
Great job Durant!
Either Rich Gannon has a very good makeup artist or he’s had some work done.
they should make a DVD of Seabass kickoffs. SO MUCH DRAMA
FLYING LACY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQXzOE12xuM
The halftime talk with the CBS yokels was about how Kaepernick needs to STICK TO SPROTS and how much ODB is a GLORREEEE BOY and a liability to his team. NFL has no idea how much it’s on the wrong side of history already with all this whitesplaining.
They’re appealing to their base.
http://media.salon.com/2016/04/trump_supporters_shirts.jpg
Somebody needs to build a wall around the nearest Carl’s Jr.
That’s what Dak gets for asking Mark Sanchez for tips. I expected better from your Dak.
To be fair, Mark Sanchez thought he was talking about playing just the tip.
So what’s it gonna be? Dakaclysm? I’m partial to that one.
DAKOCALYPSE NAOW
gmta
DAKPOCCALYPSE NOW
I refuse to change my profile nevertheless.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Again, Duff approves.
http://s.wsj.net/media/FA_03_07_Duff_McKagan_DV_20110307150717.jpg
Supposedly the most likeable guy in that band. Seems pretty laid back.
A GIS of “duff mckagan 12 jersey” yielded no images so he can’t be that bad.
WTF DAK
ham hands ,, smgdh
Romo is padding up…
No Dak, no
That eating gesture by Zeke may be called for taunting eddie lacy
The SKS lives on in the Fat Lacy meme.
Taunting or tempting?
If you’re Eddie , how do you simulate eating out of an oatbag or a trough?
DAK N’ DA BEEZ
Nie run by Zeke. FEED HIM THE CHEESE
Last one. Not very sexay, but this thing paid my bills for almost 30 years, so it’s honorary:
http://cdn-www.airliners.net/photos/airliners/9/1/4/1336419.jpg?v=v40
Romonobyl welcomes another new recruit!
http://38.media.tumblr.com/6187ec48bb1aef186a2375534e0c9db6/tumblr_n9qk0cQbbv1r60h6bo4_250.gif
I’m sitting at the bar and it is taking me longer to get a beer here than it would take me if I was at the damn stadium.
/urge to kill… rising
The struggle is real.
#FirstWorldProblems
This is what happens when you take jobs away from good American kickers. SAD!
Andy Reid has been a coach for 18 seasons #FailingUpward
Jeff Triplette has been a ref for 20
In Reid’s defense, when you’re as massive as he is, things don’t only fall “down” when around him.
More of an accretion ring-type effect…
There’s more fedoras in that 20 second Verizon commercial than in Roman Polanski”s Chinatown.
That last Alex Smith pass went at least 10 yards in the air.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/c3673d67d51c8f8b2543847bc42c3cfc/tumblr_mkujonRXMy1rwsd7jo1_500.gif
The Pack was a passing offence until they drafted Lacy-then they became top heavy.
http://i.imgur.com/YK39QHj.gif
Troy likes all senseless conservative decisions
Somewhere Mike Smith had a stinger.