Glad to see you made it through the day. It’s always a bit of a relief to get this stupid day into your rear-view mirror, isn’t it? Going over the comments in the open threads yesterday, I must say that the vast majority of you typer-people showed their A-game. Tons of giggles were had by yours truly. [eyes dart back and forth] I’m sure quality work like that can’t be replicated for this tilt. [pregnant pause] TO THE GAME!
NYJ/Ari-For all those that are stashing wr Decker at the bottom of your roster it’s time to let him go-he’s done for the year. Speaking of lost years, the Jets are looking at same if they lose this one on the road. The only thing in their favour right now is that the Cards have lost 2 of 3 at home. Still, qb Fitz McHarvard has been heartily welcomed back to mediocrity by his arm, instincts and understanding of how NFL defenses work. So this seems like qb Carson’s game to win, right? Uh, over the course of the last 8 games he’s thrown 13 intercepts and fumbled 6 (!) times. It’s a bitch being 37 years old in the NFL. Lover of the deep ball and coach of the best (it’s debatable) young rb in the league Arians just can’t figure out what to do. Will he let his fella run wild like he did last week? Or will he continue to give the other Fitz, Brown and Floyd those big strike chances? Let’s find out, shall we?
I’m done-GO GO, GADGET FINGERS!
WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9PT4CM8LQc
I don’t know why, but that album was always kind of a guilty pleasure record back in high school.
Boston area Jets fans meetup update: There’s Bud Light marketing people here trying to raffle off something called a can jam. As far as I can tell it’s a piece of plastic crap that if won by me, would be ordered directly to the trash by my wife. The reps declined to give me a free Bud Light when I said so. JOKES ON THEM THOUGH BECAUSE I’M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF DRINKING MY OWN PEE
(sigh)
Well, if were going to lose (again, because who am I kidding), at least sassy ref is on hand.
http://i783.photobucket.com/albums/yy114/LandShark13/Funny/loljetsha.gif
Mongo just pawn in Sassy Ref’s game of football …
I haven’t seen a Johnson wrecking jets like that since The Tailhook scandal…
Oh you kid. That’s motherfucking brilliant.
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This makes my heart weep and my soul soar and my penis fill with blood, well just a little blood
You just wait you cold hearted fucker. I got some really heart melting photos of me own taking to fuck you over eventually.
lily
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Do they custom fit those “AT&T” shirts for her?
If they do, it’s my dream job.
That is her penis lopper offer knife.
Jack Reacher: Put That Bottle On The Highest Shelf
JACK REACHER: TEH GALLIANO CHRONICLES
J-E-T-S…Jets, Jets,….aw shit. Da fuq?
When does Knicks season start?
Next Tuesday, and they open… at Cleveland. On ring night.
Well, it’s 3-1 Rangers after 2.
Bruce Arians cosplay must be a thing now in Arizona.
Arizona is Arians Nation
More bed-shitting on that play than an entire wing of Shady Acres Retirement Home!
johnson brothers rejoice
sadly, it embarrasses him and I both just how many times I need that very run replicated….
bye bye
Sup?
D looks good. Might just be JETS offense though.
So my next potential post is “Infinite Jets” and I was a bit worried that I’d have to hold off on it in the case of a Jets win.
I am no longer worried.
I suspect it’s going to be 1,000 pages long, totally confusing, over hyped, and best used as doorstop on windy days
This post needs more footnotes.
Oh great! The NBA season is zzzzzzzzzzz
I find myself liking the NBA every year more and more. It helps the Cowboys haven’t done much and the Spurs are the shit.
NBA seems to understand its players and fans better than the NFL.
Just noticed that my quote got up on the banner. Boy, not only is it cool, but it would piss off my Trump loving, Catholic to the max mother in law.
HOW YOU LIKE THAT MOTHERFUCKERS??!?!?!?!?!?
just think, one of these teams will end the night 2-4 and delude itself into thinking its season isn’t quite over…
Vikings
Seahawks
Falcons
Any of the two Cowboys/Washington/Eagles
Arizona has life. Jets are done.
Whoa, two whole Jet wins?
Put in Geno!
But Fitzmagic went to Harvard and can convince stupid reporters that his kid can do math!
Can his kid log me back into WordPress every 5 minutes?
Holy shit, war is truly hell
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After last night’s barn-burner, can my heart take Jets vs. Cardinals?
Pretty sure it can.
Gentlemen.
Tuned in just in time to hear that strategy will be a big part of this game. Can anyone confirm?
also being physical ,, ppl forget that
I heard something about playmakers needing to make big plays…in all three phases of the game.
No, this one doesn’t sound plausible.
There may or may not be “heart” involved.
Any grit needed?
Lich Wombat.
Nope.
A little too boney for my tastes
http://www.pumpkinrot.com/images/2015_34.jpg
Outside of salt, I don’t think there’s anything saltier than Tostitos Restaurant-Style Tortilla Chips.
my mom used to eat salt for dessert. Like, pour salt on her hand like for a tequila shot, just minus the lime and tequila. Yeah, she takes blood pressure meds now.
Both of my parents would add salt to tortilla chips.
No. No they didn’t.
/drinks a gallon of water just in case they did
Uhhh… Wow! My bacon fat on toast-loving Grandma has seen the light…
I think everyone needs this: http://i.imgur.com/ncaCrme.mp4
Is it an image of WordPress being beaten to within an inch of its life?
/believe it or not, that image doesn’t work for me
Let’s try again: http://imgur.com/ncaCrme
It worked. And everything in the universe seems okay right now.
/don’t do that again
Quite a doll
3/10 missing several limbs….gimme a few more beers and ask later
Dear Adidas, sport doesn’t need you or me or any of the starving athletes at home. You just need our money. Stop beating around the bush and just ask for it.
Good evening you shoot-from-the-hip, always banging, always hanging, big-dick swinging, marvelous motherfuckers
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Damn
Damn
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Harri’er? I barely even know ‘er!?!
/slaps eject handles … hard
Looks like everyone’s taxes went up a bit that year!
My wife found a Boston area Jets meetup group for me. I’m at a bar in Back Bay. So far no one has demanded that anyone show their tits. I’m simultaneously relieved and disappointed. Further bulletins as events warrant.
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/captain-jet-gives-up-nfl-fan-gifs.gif
He’s not here yet
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/jets-fans-react-to-geno-smith-draft-nfl-fan-gifs.gif
There’s like a hundred of that guy here
this does not sound like a Jets gathering, unless you were late for the lobotomy round
What’s a lobotomy? By the way, My wife found a Boston area Jets meetup group for me. I’m at a bar in Back Bay. So far no one has demanded that anyone show their tits. I’m simultaneously relieved and disappointed. Further bulletins as events warrant.
GAH! Who is that wrinkled old woman wearing a “Broadway Joe” prosthetic nose?
All Hallows Eve never felt so scary.
http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/5032729eeab8ea9902000000/tebow-1.gif
http://www.playunplugged.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/allhallowseve.jpg
Btw, did anyone else near DC/VA/Fozz’a rage center watch the NASA rocket launch today? That was a rare thing that didn’t suck.
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Jet-Ski-Face-Plant1.gif
Today sucked a big fat fatty as work, sleep deprivation, and the little black dog all showed up at once. I honestly don’t think I can watch a Jets game, it might put me over the edge.
Wasn’t it called”JACKED UP!” back then?
I have done a thing. Now to food and vicariously watch the game through your words. IT’S LIKE I’M THERE BUT HERE AND INSIDE YOU AND YOUR HOMES ALL AT ONCE!
/checks pill bottle
Who the hell dropped the Molly in my xanax?
Calling someone “cerebral” to describe their intelligence is an insult to the cerebrum.
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No Expansion for the Big 12 means Charlie Strong is gone for Texas and in comes Tom Herman
All this Cowboy talk needs to stop. Cowboys are just an old feeble gloryboy team. There is no reason to talk about this team. None whatsoever.
In related news
All those shaking their goddamn head? This is me…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw14bQ3ZtqM
smgdmfhrotmfflmmfao
MICHEAL J. FOX’S FAVORITE!
How many empties are rattling around at Broadway Joe’s feet?
All of them.
Gentleman. Ladies.
I guess the gentleman is DTZM.
Does anyone like the drums? I like drums…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVQCpI4GbKQ
ARE YOU READY FOR A CURBSTOMP?
http://s757.photobucket.com/user/DefconCreator/media/Curbstomp1_zpspcowhu7d.jpg.html
But yeah, this is not gonna be fun. Like, I’ll probably be exclusively watching Dirt Browns-Dirt Argos by 9:00. And/or Ice Giants vs. Ice Niners (currently 1-0 Rangers, but it’s a 5 on 3).
Aaaaaaand as soon as I say that it’s tied because Burns body-slammed Nash behind the SJ net, and not much you can do on a 5 on 2.
My dog does this.
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/155/834/plz-stop-post.jpg
My cat headbutts my device until I put it down and acknowledge her magnificence.
Stuck watching the Red Wings team introductions because LAST SEASON AT TEH JOE FAP FAP FAP
OLYMPIA 4 LIFE!
also, I have no chance in fantasy (will only check scores if Johnson gets his 7th TD, which will NEVAR happen on 2 Kool 4 Skool Arians’ watch), nor any positive OR hate-based rooting interest tonight. But I shall watch, and I shall DRANK because CHUH CHUH and FUCK YOU, MONDAY!!
WERE BROTHERS IN JOHNSON WAIT HOLY SHIT THAT DOESNT SOUND RIGHT
How the hell did the Thompson Twins not get roped into the “Super-Bad Haircut Band” like Flock of Seagulls? The lead guy is a mess but… C’mon, check out the xylophone player!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opkzgLMH5MA
I hate you, WordPress. For once this wasn’t my mistake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZW8Ld-pCpg
perchance this will work…
fywp smh
Pulp Fiction:
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as long as I am alone (manhood rules WOO) this song makes me openly weep every time I hears it in the car. and they play it quite frequent on First Wave ,, smgdh
I never thought I’d value solitude over companionship.
Then life happened.
PHAT PHIL WOO
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Yes, the league does need more 100 point scorers, Kevin!
5 x 5 x 5 x 5 x 5
The goal needs to be made 5 cm wider on either side and 5 cm taller, and the ice surface needs to be lengthened and widened by 5 feet.
Smoothie Bar: CLOSED
BRING IN FLOCK OF SEAGULLS GUY
http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/nhl/players/full/3037703.png
His best song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opkzgLMH5MA
hey guys
Hey Sill.
sup armedandhammered
http://i.imgur.com/O1QP7H0.gif?1
smh
suh duu
yo not much apart from bending over and kissing teh stillers asses goodbye took awhile lol