Your Second Round of Sunday NFL Action

Mia/SD-The Fins have won 3 in a row to get to .500. It’s probably just a coincidence that second year rb Ajayi started getting meaningful carries at the start of this run. Sometimes the key to winning (and perhaps saving your ass) is just sitting and staring at you from the bench, huh, HC Gase? Thanks to a 196 yarder posted last week against the Titans, Charger rb Gordon has vaulted into 3rd place in rushing with 768.

Dal/Pit-Things hang in the balance for a Steelers team that is coming off a division loss and is now 4-4. A reduction in the amount of mental errors and finding a way to cover the opposing tight end would go a long way towards getting the V. The Cowboys have the look of a team powered by youngsters with tons of energy that hasn’t been smacked in the face yet. Dallas in a squeaker?

SF/Ari-The Niners give up an average of 182 yards on the ground. The Cards have an elite running back. Hopefully the Arizona coaching staff has watched some game tape of their opponent and can figure out that 2 + 2=4.

Have at it my precious children-TYPE!!!!

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Old School Zero

holy fucking shit

ThursdaySkyGoddess
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The Steelers are really trying to fuck this one away.

Horatio Cornblower

Dumbest facemask penalty ever?

Survey says yes!

Romonobyl

YEEESSSS!!!!!

Romonobyl

As long as it’s still in the stadium then it’s in Bailey range.

Brick Meathook

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Doktor Zymm

Bartender is from San Diego, and a Chargers fan. This is distracting me from FUCK THE COWBOYS

Old School Zero

Is he pouting? Or ranting? Or just looking for fish tacos?

Unsurprised

I have been walking more, but I don’t know if I consider that productive. I’ve also been depressed, so I don’t know if that matters.

Doktor Zymm

I walk lots, and have had depressive episodes. Walking is a great time to reflect on the destructive depressive things you plan on doing, so you get them just right.

Spur

Just get into FG range for the love of god

Gratliff

I don’t want to see an XP attempt from Pittsburgh for the rest of the season.

ThursdaySkyGoddess

This repeatedly going for two is some nonsense. Stop it!

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus that would have been hilarious if the Cowboys returned the 2 pointer for the win.

Romonobyl

OK Dak, let’s see some of that quarterback shit.

Spur

C’mon defense, I said try not to suck.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

My wife swearing at “stupid Pittsburgh” is fun.

Horatio Cornblower

Looks like the ol’ prevent defense has prevented another win.

Old School Zero

I should have been watching Steelers/Cowboys all along. A fake spike toss to Brown to win? THIS IS THE BEST OF FOOTBALL!

Brick Meathook

FAKE SPIKE TD!!!!!

Romonobyl

Oh. FUCK ME.

JustStopDude

The Cowboys D just went full retard….

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Well this Cowboys-Steelers footballing is interesting, ain’t it?

WCS

FAKE SPIKE FAKE SPIKE FAKE SPIKE

ThursdaySkyGoddess

ANTONIODOWN!!!!!

Shogun Marcus

Holy. Shit!

Romonobyl

Freaking Bell…where did Jerral hide his laser-snipers?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067843/combined

Down 13% in popularity this week. Which seems very, very odd.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah; what the hell?

Brick Meathook

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WCS

Got what he deserved.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m glad you said it before I could.

Doktor Zymm

Yes, more cats with guns. And cats with guns say “FUCK YOU COWBOYS”

entropy

Dok’s avatar clearly wishes to be Goldilocks in the home of the three bears.

Doktor Zymm

And this Mac-10 was JUST RIGHT

Spur

Did they just let Zeke score?

Shogun Marcus

Only a few more days!!! Yay!

Doktor Zymm

OI, TIME FOR RAPEY TO PAY HIS DUES

Horatio Cornblower

The Steelers employing the ol’ Red Sea defense to get more time.

Kinky.

WCS

This iPhone commercial can fuck right off.

entropy

Which one? I mean, they all can, but I’m wondering which one has you pissed. I am currently sick of Samsung’s “Where Is My Mind” cover smarm-fest

theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh, that’s the one I was talking about…Pixies. Didn’t pay close enough attention to know. Nice ad campaign.

theeWeeBabySeamus

THANK YOU!!!!

ThursdaySkyGoddess

I had to take a shower and other events happened and oh a Marmalard meltdown.

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Romonobyl

Leave it to Witten. Too bad British Petroleum didn’t have such effective safety valves.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK; THAT’S GREAT CROSS OVER WORK!

BOTH DISASTERS ARE STILL DOING DAMAGE.

Horatio Cornblower

I nominate this to replace my current banner, about a much more recent disaster.

Old School Zero

This was the worst day for bad Rivers to come out.

Also a bad day for our secondary to be exposed.

Ah, well.

Spur

THIRD AND WITTEN!

Spur

Buckeye on buckeye violence

Doktor Zymm

Avatar testing.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Hey, Scotchnaut.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I hope you were protected.

Shogun Marcus

I place it in the 50th percentile.

Horatio Cornblower

Approved

Spur

Challenge that spot Jason

blackroseMD1

Wow Chargers. 5 yards away from being able to attempt a possible game winning FG and Rivers throws a pick six.

JFC

Old School Zero

there goes my hope and the season.

blackroseMD1

Yep, mine too.

WCS

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Old School Zero

Oh goddamnit. Noooo. No. No.

Goddamnit.

laserguru

That grilled pork chop and the grilled chicken was good enough for Jehova.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/78e3ad1d1b689e864763b73c2ebd3abf/tumblr_n4rax0dPaE1rytwo9o2_500.gif

Horatio Cornblower

“Worse? How could it possibly get any worse!?”

One of my favorite lines ever.

Gratliff

Oh, Marmalard. You fucking dolt.

Old School Zero

fuuuuuuuck

Doktor Zymm

This game makes no sense. I look up and just random shit is happening.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Just like Michael Bay movies.

laserguru

Needs more explosions.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Horatio Cornblower

“This game makes no sense. I look up and just random shit is happening.”

-Hillary Clinton