I told ya’s last week I was mailing it in.  Then I went and got all talky talky typey typey RIGHT AFTER saying I was mailing it in last week.  Then a lot of you made fun of me, both publicly and privately.  Perhaps I was merely just a week too early.

Relax, I’m joking.  But still, having that pointed out to me was a tad bit embarrassing, I gotta say.  And as god is my witness, chemical inebriation really probably only can account for about 25% of that.  30% tops.

But not this week.

No stories.  No anecdotes.  No worldly advice.

Not this week….

Why not?  Because I said so…..and stay off my damn drums already, ya li’l shit (this may or may not be a direct quote of mine to my 11 yr old niece last weekend)

But I will say this……

What is a good life that we should aspire to?

Is a “good life” one that is enjoyed with pleasure and without risk?

Or is a “good life” one which has a chance to achieve great deeds?

– Robert Zubrin, President, The Mars Society

Yes, of late I am bemoaning the fact that I’ll be too old in 2033, thus I’ve not even attempted to book passage on the first manned mission to Mars.  This makes me sad.  You think I’m joking right now.  I’m not….

I’d give my left nut to go to Mars.  Hell, take ’em both….it’s not like I’m using them.  But seriously……Even knowing it’s a one way gig to Mars….no return flights.  And the first manned mission likely will be a one way gig, at best.  But just imagine being amongst the first humans to set foot on the terra firma of Mars.

But alas, once again timing is everything….once again, mine sucks.  I really was born 20 years too early for my liking.  Just saying.

/takes swig of freezer vodka

*sigh*

But, back to being BAD.

As an aside, I’m very upset with youtube for not having the official vid for this song on their site…jeebus dudes.

LCSS knows what I’m talking about…..then again, he might be a little high.

No, no….I’m not not, no matter what he says.  Wait…..did I just say “not not”…?

OH COME ON….THAT’S FUCKING FUNNY.

LCSS also may or may not have mentioned the redness factor of a certain cloven feeted sumbitch named Satan’s penis.  Seriously…read that sentence again.  It’s turrible grammar and I’m not going back to fix it now.   BUT…….That is NOT fiction.  LCSS knows how red the devil’s dick is….or so I’ve been told.

Ugh, fine.  LCSS is a liar….and maybe me moving to California time zones n shit….needs a bit more advanced thought…..just saying.

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Yep, short and sweet this week.  It’s Bad Girls, ftw.

And who gets to decide who’s a bad girl around here?  That’s right, it’s me.

So stay tuned…you might be surprised.

But probably not.

(also, as always, feel free to post some of YOUR favorite bad girls in the comments)

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Bad Sports Deserving of Shunning and/or Punishment

So yeah, last night….Rams at Seahawks.  Did anyone expect this one to be decent?  I didn’t.  Vegas sure as shit didn’t.  I mean Seattle was -15 at home, with a fucking O/U of 39.  That tells you what they thought of this premier matchup, out in the twinkling desert of Nevada, home to all night drinking and gambling and…..

OK, it’s possible I might be missing Vegas a little bit.  I’m not saying it’s true, I’m not saying it’s not true.  There.

But seriously….betting the under and still getting the home team cover?  da Fuq are you talking about?  Holy shitballz, Vegas….you fuckers????

Yup, home team seabirds get the 24-3 home win.  Nice Job Rams.   NO NOT REALLY!!!!!!!

Hockey?  Don’t Care.  But yes, they are playing games tonight.

NBA?  Double don’t care.  But yes….games tonight.

College Basketball?  Oh holee fuckballz don’t care…fuck you John Swofford you tassle loafered blue blooded dick eating….ahem….But, I digress…

In closing, and in keeping with brevity and (especially) decorum….

….Don’t Care.

SHUT UP HOMER!!!!YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!!!YOU THINK YA BETTAH THAN ME?????

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Ahem……..

OK then….Bad Girls

(no touching)

(oh wait…never mind…touching is ok)

OK, so as I already said…..In the body of this post, I am the decider.  I decide who qualifies as a bad girl.  And if I’m being honest….any girl can be a bad girl under the proper circumstances.  She’s just gotta want it enough, and be committed, and….

OK, let’s reel this in before I go any further off the rails…

Don’t let appearances be deceiving, more or less.  Communication, not appearances, is the key.  Encourage her to be a bad girl if she wants to be.  But never push.  Well, not NEVER.

For instance…this lovely lass has bad girl written all over her….

Then there’s even more gray area, sometimes.  But check out the ink on the right hip and the navel piercing…

Sometimes, it’s easier to spot ’em….

See Above…

OK….Candace is a bad girl, just because I say she is…But seriously, in my mind she totally is….

Candace’s “come hither” facade makes me verklempt, for a musical interlude…..

OK, enough of that….for now….

More Bad Girls???  MORE BAD GIRLS!!!

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Equal Bad fo’ da Ladies

My apologies ladies….google searching “Bad Boys” seems to produce nothing but Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.  Meh….while we’re here I guess….

OK, what else we got????

Remember Loki?

How about Jax Teller, Ladies?

And I dunno who this sexy MF’er is….

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Who wants a tWBS original photo?????

Fuck you……..Here, have a butterfly…

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OK, go be bad.  But be good.  Because next week it’s Christmas.  Which coincidentally will be our TGISF theme next week, no surprise.

Look folks, I’m no one to talk shit about anyone’s…..anything…..

But being nice to one another, whether it’s a week before Christmas or not….is really the point.

When the holidays are over, please keep being kind to one another.

Because it really is better than I’ve felt in a long time….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i_FtbnhOpA

Seriously….Organized Religion is bullshit…admittedly my personal opinion.  But Spirituality is so totally worth the search.

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Love you all.

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