Your “Late Sunday Game, Yes You Have to Watch” NFL-ish SNF Open Thread

How’s THAT for a freaking title?  Short….sort of.  To the point….mostly.  I was pretty impressed.

Apparently I was the only one.  OK.

How’d I end up here tonight, typey typey-ing?  Waxing neither syphilitic…..errrrrr philosophic, nor poetic…bcuz I iz stupid n junk….but like seriously, how’d I end up here?

SCOTCHNAUT!!!!!!!!!!!

kahn

Yup….you already knew the answer.  Fucking Canadia, man.  Dude wanted to start drinking early, and he decided to trick me into taking his post.  But the joke’s on him….

I’ve been drinking all day already anyway.

As I’m typing this, my Ravens hold a 20-14 lead, but a rather shaky lead to be sure, in the 3rd qtr.  So yes, it follows I’ve been drinking all day.

I’m also trying to keep up with the NC State/Fairfield Roundball game.  So far, nothing there to piss me off….yet.

There’s also some Hockey tonight.

And some NBA.

And some College Basketball.

That banner image up there….?  That’s Dak.  Dak ain’t no blue star.  Dak is a bulldog.  Dak is pissed off.  And also possibly concussed.

Tonight could be fun.

OK….FOOTBALLING ON A SUNDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!

TB @ DAL

I find it somewhat amusing that folks are singling out Dak in a negative way before this game.  We really are a collection of horrible people.  Dak will be fine.  I expect he’ll show that tonight, but I make no guarantees.  But even if not tonight, Dak will be fine.

Tampa Bay is on a 5 game win streak, and has positioned themselves alongside Atlanta for the NFC South title.  A win tonight would bolster a Wild Card shot as well.

Dallas is the -6.5 home favorite.

Dak will make you believe.  Fuck Famous Jameis….right in the pussy.

Cowboys 30, Bucs 17….is my prognostication AND NO THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW BIG MY NOSE IS!!!!!

(sorry, old joke….older nose)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4ibKrj1h8s

Enjoy your Late night Sunday, folks.

And also…..bet Cowboys to cover.

27-17, Ratbirds hanging on so far.  Still plenty of time to blow it, but I’m starting to see the odds slide up rapidly.

Goddamn, I so love good defense.  Nice Red Zone stand holds Philly to three.  27-20, coming down the home stretch.

Remember what I just said about good defense?  Yeah, fuck that.  Ravens find a way to almost blow it at home to Philly.  Big time props to Philly for going for the 2pt conversion.  Go big or go home…..serious respect.  But Ravens dodge the bullet, 27-26 at home.

Goddammit Cincinnati….you had one job.

I suppose that NC State Basketball 99, Fairfield 78, has to be good enough for a dreary Sunday.

I shall now zone out and watch late-ish games and then the LATE game.  Who is that again?  Oh yeah, ‘Boys hosting Bucs.

Dak Dak Dak.

I ‘member now.

tedbong

Fuck you, Ted.

bongrip

And yes….still funny…

(Sorry Dok….but it is)

assherpes

 

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Porky Prime

You ain’t lying.

WCS

The Elvis Presley Arkansas Christmas Special?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

@balls What is going on in your life sir? I only see you late night faving comments

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You un faved and ran away! Dick. Still love you. want to know whats going on if you will share

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am doing a Daredevil RW because there is no new TV for a month. Rosario Dawson is hot and talented. I will punch my dad the next time he tells me black women aren’t hot

WCS

Dak! is evidently leaving the game to go straight to prom or his cousin’s wedding.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Am I the only one left? My power blackout and subsequent drinking makes it feel like afternoon for me. Pic from an open tag for any stragglers I guess

http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/gallery/boobs-slo-mo/slow-motion-bouncing-boobs-30.gif

Unsurprised

I’m still here.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I meant everyone else. I just assume you will be here when I wake up at 4 am. I mean than in a good way.

One more boob pic as an apology… You caught me I was just gonna post it

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/n13aH5pCUvA69qqN91zKxHDCE0CzfWLxyFtxaV84LA

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I need to get a life. That’s depressing.

Senor Weaselo

I’m not dead yet.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Tony Dungy turns more and more into Nosferatu every week

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Horatio Cornblower

Tony Dungy will always be Gollum to me. Rudy Giuliani has Nosferatu locked up.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Dungy has the weird ears with a point though

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

DAK only went 32 of 36! Bench him for Romo!

Horatio Cornblower

My son just showed me a video he took in which my brother was yelling “YOUR MOTHER BLOWS GRASSHOPPERS” at someone on the Red Sox during the play-offs.

The funny part is that my brother says so many horrible things while watching sports that I had absolutely no recollection of it.

Senor Weaselo

I’m still partial to the classics, because J.D. Drew is, as we all know, a horse’s ass. Yeah, that All-Star Game homer was a weird moment for everyone there.

Spur

Double J is buying all the hookers for Irving

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Spur

game

Mr. Ayo

“game”

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Sharkbait

Armpunt.

Horatio Cornblower

If I bet on football I would have taken the Cowboys and the points.

Which is why I do not bet on football.

Senor Weaselo

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Horatio Cornblower

What, a Simpsons mob not yelling ‘Ass Herpes’? Where am I? Who are you?

King Hippo

It’s like they generally know what they doing setting them lines….

Sharkbait

Is it bad I want OT/tie?

Horatio Cornblower

Yes. You shut your whore mouth.

King Hippo

it would be bad if you DIDN’T

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Only because Zoidberg Pussygrabber might win if that happens. Root for career ending injury

Senor Weaselo

Wouldn’t you want the straight-up MRSA flare-up, I mean comeback?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

Having all 3 chill’uns home FOAR Shitsmas is just THE FUCKING WORST. They either war at full volume or just text bitch to me constantly.

Horatio Cornblower

So glad I beat my kids when they were little.

Because they could kick my ass now.

Spur

Zeke about to run down this time

Sharkbait

I hate the keep feeding me celly.

Horatio Cornblower

I could do without it.

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zsa zsa's famous sex move: u slap a cop in beverly hills & years later i cum just thinking about it.— Megan Neuringer (@MeganNeuringer) December 18, 2016

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I feel like the Army cyber security commercial seems out of place right now.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

They put it out because they are so bad at their job and want Merica to think they are doing a good job

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The American Way

Don’t do a better job, just say you’re doing a good job and that the other guy is the devil.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

In their defense, the rules for the military are insane. My brother is Psy Ops, except he isn’t allowed to do anything psy ops related because it is against the rules

King Hippo

pretty sweet job, then. Money FOAR nuthin!

King Hippo

With DAK!’s passing line, still trying to understand how DAL doesn’t have, like, ALL TEH POINTS

Sharkbait

Miss it!

Shogun Marcus

I’m Audi 5000 folks…I’ve somehow been talked into making all the cookies I’ve posted here for Xmas. Foar all teh people. Like triple/quad batches of each. Plus do a test run on marshmallows which if successful add those to the list. Fuck a duck.
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King Hippo

NEVAR let people know you have a useful skill. Until after the apocalypse.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Thought he was talking programming for a sec.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

What hath become of me; that I question a real cookie?

King Hippo

That would be, like, TEH WORST post-apocalyptic skill. At least near-term.

Horatio Cornblower

You’ve created a diabetes epidemic is what you’ve done.

But a SPICY diabetes epidemic.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Make me some cookies. I may come visit. Or make you drive here and visit me

Senor Weaselo

Make the Krampus Diablos so spicy that nobody ever asks you ever again. Buy ground Carolina reaper powder. Replace the cayenne with that. Watch them regret bothering you.

Senor Weaselo

Or do what MTWV said. Except for me.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

He is 20 min away from me. I assume that isn’t true for you. I get the cookies

Spur

That redhead cheerleader was bangin.

Horatio Cornblower

Probably in more than one sense of the word.

Spur

Tom Savage is from the Wonder Years right?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Thank god we got another commercial break, 30 seconds of content at a time is too much

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