How’s THAT for a freaking title? Short….sort of. To the point….mostly. I was pretty impressed.
Apparently I was the only one. OK.
How’d I end up here tonight, typey typey-ing? Waxing neither syphilitic…..errrrrr philosophic, nor poetic…bcuz I iz stupid n junk….but like seriously, how’d I end up here?
SCOTCHNAUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup….you already knew the answer. Fucking Canadia, man. Dude wanted to start drinking early, and he decided to trick me into taking his post. But the joke’s on him….
I’ve been drinking all day already anyway.
As I’m typing this, my Ravens hold a 20-14 lead, but a rather shaky lead to be sure, in the 3rd qtr. So yes, it follows I’ve been drinking all day.
I’m also trying to keep up with the NC State/Fairfield Roundball game. So far, nothing there to piss me off….yet.
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There’s also some Hockey tonight.
And some NBA.
And some College Basketball.
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That banner image up there….? That’s Dak. Dak ain’t no blue star. Dak is a bulldog. Dak is pissed off. And also possibly concussed.
Tonight could be fun.
OK….FOOTBALLING ON A SUNDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!
TB @ DAL
I find it somewhat amusing that folks are singling out Dak in a negative way before this game. We really are a collection of horrible people. Dak will be fine. I expect he’ll show that tonight, but I make no guarantees. But even if not tonight, Dak will be fine.
Tampa Bay is on a 5 game win streak, and has positioned themselves alongside Atlanta for the NFC South title. A win tonight would bolster a Wild Card shot as well.
Dallas is the -6.5 home favorite.
Dak will make you believe. Fuck Famous Jameis….right in the pussy.
Cowboys 30, Bucs 17….is my prognostication AND NO THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW BIG MY NOSE IS!!!!!
(sorry, old joke….older nose)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4ibKrj1h8s
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Enjoy your Late night Sunday, folks.
And also…..bet Cowboys to cover.
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27-17, Ratbirds hanging on so far. Still plenty of time to blow it, but I’m starting to see the odds slide up rapidly.
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Goddamn, I so love good defense. Nice Red Zone stand holds Philly to three. 27-20, coming down the home stretch.
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Remember what I just said about good defense? Yeah, fuck that. Ravens find a way to almost blow it at home to Philly. Big time props to Philly for going for the 2pt conversion. Go big or go home…..serious respect. But Ravens dodge the bullet, 27-26 at home.
Goddammit Cincinnati….you had one job.
I suppose that NC State Basketball 99, Fairfield 78, has to be good enough for a dreary Sunday.
I shall now zone out and watch late-ish games and then the LATE game. Who is that again? Oh yeah, ‘Boys hosting Bucs.
Dak Dak Dak.
I ‘member now.
Fuck you, Ted.
And yes….still funny…
(Sorry Dok….but it is)
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Raw Rosario (NSFW) https://gfycat.com/ViciousScholarlyCobra
You ain’t lying.
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The Elvis Presley Arkansas Christmas Special?
@balls What is going on in your life sir? I only see you late night faving comments
You un faved and ran away! Dick. Still love you. want to know whats going on if you will share
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I’m still around, for the most part.
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I am doing a Daredevil RW because there is no new TV for a month. Rosario Dawson is hot and talented. I will punch my dad the next time he tells me black women aren’t hot
Dak! is evidently leaving the game to go straight to prom or his cousin’s wedding.
Am I the only one left? My power blackout and subsequent drinking makes it feel like afternoon for me. Pic from an open tag for any stragglers I guess
http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/gallery/boobs-slo-mo/slow-motion-bouncing-boobs-30.gif
I’m still here.
I meant everyone else. I just assume you will be here when I wake up at 4 am. I mean than in a good way.
One more boob pic as an apology… You caught me I was just gonna post it
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I need to get a life. That’s depressing.
I’m not dead yet.
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Tony Dungy turns more and more into Nosferatu every week
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Tony Dungy will always be Gollum to me. Rudy Giuliani has Nosferatu locked up.
Dungy has the weird ears with a point though
DAK only went 32 of 36! Bench him for Romo!
My son just showed me a video he took in which my brother was yelling “YOUR MOTHER BLOWS GRASSHOPPERS” at someone on the Red Sox during the play-offs.
The funny part is that my brother says so many horrible things while watching sports that I had absolutely no recollection of it.
That’s beautiful.
I’m still partial to the classics, because J.D. Drew is, as we all know, a horse’s ass. Yeah, that All-Star Game homer was a weird moment for everyone there.
Double J is buying all the hookers for Irving
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game
“game”
Armpunt.
Sorry my friends. I mislead you with the ‘Boys’ covering at home by .5 pt. My apologies.
This is why I generally don’t bet.
Fuck you, Vegas.
If I bet on football I would have taken the Cowboys and the points.
Which is why I do not bet on football.
What, a Simpsons mob not yelling ‘Ass Herpes’? Where am I? Who are you?
It’s like they generally know what they doing setting them lines….
Is it bad I want OT/tie?
Yes. You shut your whore mouth.
it would be bad if you DIDN’T
Only because Zoidberg Pussygrabber might win if that happens. Root for career ending injury
Wouldn’t you want the straight-up MRSA flare-up, I mean comeback?
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Having all 3 chill’uns home FOAR Shitsmas is just THE FUCKING WORST. They either war at full volume or just text bitch to me constantly.
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So glad I beat my kids when they were little.
Because they could kick my ass now.
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Zeke about to run down this time
I hate the keep feeding me celly.
I could do without it.
I feel like the Army cyber security commercial seems out of place right now.
They put it out because they are so bad at their job and want Merica to think they are doing a good job
The American Way
Don’t do a better job, just say you’re doing a good job and that the other guy is the devil.
In their defense, the rules for the military are insane. My brother is Psy Ops, except he isn’t allowed to do anything psy ops related because it is against the rules
pretty sweet job, then. Money FOAR nuthin!
With DAK!’s passing line, still trying to understand how DAL doesn’t have, like, ALL TEH POINTS
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Miss it!
I’m Audi 5000 folks…I’ve somehow been talked into making all the cookies I’ve posted here for Xmas. Foar all teh people. Like triple/quad batches of each. Plus do a test run on marshmallows which if successful add those to the list. Fuck a duck.
NEVAR let people know you have a useful skill. Until after the apocalypse.
Thought he was talking programming for a sec.
What hath become of me; that I question a real cookie?
That would be, like, TEH WORST post-apocalyptic skill. At least near-term.
You’ve created a diabetes epidemic is what you’ve done.
But a SPICY diabetes epidemic.
Make me some cookies. I may come visit. Or make you drive here and visit me
Make the Krampus Diablos so spicy that nobody ever asks you ever again. Buy ground Carolina reaper powder. Replace the cayenne with that. Watch them regret bothering you.
Or do what MTWV said. Except for me.
He is 20 min away from me. I assume that isn’t true for you. I get the cookies
That redhead cheerleader was bangin.
Probably in more than one sense of the word.
Tom Savage is from the Wonder Years right?
Thank god we got another commercial break, 30 seconds of content at a time is too much
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