How’s THAT for a freaking title?  Short….sort of.  To the point….mostly.  I was pretty impressed.

Apparently I was the only one.  OK.

How’d I end up here tonight, typey typey-ing?  Waxing neither syphilitic…..errrrrr philosophic, nor poetic…bcuz I iz stupid n junk….but like seriously, how’d I end up here?

SCOTCHNAUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup….you already knew the answer.  Fucking Canadia, man.  Dude wanted to start drinking early, and he decided to trick me into taking his post.  But the joke’s on him….

I’ve been drinking all day already anyway.

As I’m typing this, my Ravens hold a 20-14 lead, but a rather shaky lead to be sure, in the 3rd qtr.  So yes, it follows I’ve been drinking all day.

I’m also trying to keep up with the NC State/Fairfield Roundball game.  So far, nothing there to piss me off….yet.

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There’s also some Hockey tonight.

And some NBA.

And some College Basketball.

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That banner image up there….?  That’s Dak.  Dak ain’t no blue star.  Dak is a bulldog.  Dak is pissed off.  And also possibly concussed.

Tonight could be fun.

OK….FOOTBALLING ON A SUNDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!

TB @ DAL

I find it somewhat amusing that folks are singling out Dak in a negative way before this game.  We really are a collection of horrible people.  Dak will be fine.  I expect he’ll show that tonight, but I make no guarantees.  But even if not tonight, Dak will be fine.

Tampa Bay is on a 5 game win streak, and has positioned themselves alongside Atlanta for the NFC South title.  A win tonight would bolster a Wild Card shot as well.

Dallas is the -6.5 home favorite.

Dak will make you believe.  Fuck Famous Jameis….right in the pussy.

Cowboys 30, Bucs 17….is my prognostication AND NO THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW BIG MY NOSE IS!!!!!

(sorry, old joke….older nose)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4ibKrj1h8s

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Enjoy your Late night Sunday, folks.

And also…..bet Cowboys to cover.

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27-17, Ratbirds hanging on so far.  Still plenty of time to blow it, but I’m starting to see the odds slide up rapidly.

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Goddamn, I so love good defense.  Nice Red Zone stand holds Philly to three.  27-20, coming down the home stretch.

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Remember what I just said about good defense?  Yeah, fuck that.  Ravens find a way to almost blow it at home to Philly.  Big time props to Philly for going for the 2pt conversion.  Go big or go home…..serious respect.  But Ravens dodge the bullet, 27-26 at home.

Goddammit Cincinnati….you had one job.

I suppose that NC State Basketball 99, Fairfield 78, has to be good enough for a dreary Sunday.

I shall now zone out and watch late-ish games and then the LATE game.  Who is that again?  Oh yeah, ‘Boys hosting Bucs.

Dak Dak Dak.

I ‘member now.

Fuck you, Ted.

And yes….still funny…

(Sorry Dok….but it is)

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