Your “Late Sunday Game, Yes You Have to Watch” NFL-ish SNF Open Thread

How’s THAT for a freaking title?  Short….sort of.  To the point….mostly.  I was pretty impressed.

Apparently I was the only one.  OK.

How’d I end up here tonight, typey typey-ing?  Waxing neither syphilitic…..errrrrr philosophic, nor poetic…bcuz I iz stupid n junk….but like seriously, how’d I end up here?

SCOTCHNAUT!!!!!!!!!!!

kahn

Yup….you already knew the answer.  Fucking Canadia, man.  Dude wanted to start drinking early, and he decided to trick me into taking his post.  But the joke’s on him….

I’ve been drinking all day already anyway.

As I’m typing this, my Ravens hold a 20-14 lead, but a rather shaky lead to be sure, in the 3rd qtr.  So yes, it follows I’ve been drinking all day.

I’m also trying to keep up with the NC State/Fairfield Roundball game.  So far, nothing there to piss me off….yet.

There’s also some Hockey tonight.

And some NBA.

And some College Basketball.

That banner image up there….?  That’s Dak.  Dak ain’t no blue star.  Dak is a bulldog.  Dak is pissed off.  And also possibly concussed.

Tonight could be fun.

OK….FOOTBALLING ON A SUNDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!

TB @ DAL

I find it somewhat amusing that folks are singling out Dak in a negative way before this game.  We really are a collection of horrible people.  Dak will be fine.  I expect he’ll show that tonight, but I make no guarantees.  But even if not tonight, Dak will be fine.

Tampa Bay is on a 5 game win streak, and has positioned themselves alongside Atlanta for the NFC South title.  A win tonight would bolster a Wild Card shot as well.

Dallas is the -6.5 home favorite.

Dak will make you believe.  Fuck Famous Jameis….right in the pussy.

Cowboys 30, Bucs 17….is my prognostication AND NO THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HOW BIG MY NOSE IS!!!!!

(sorry, old joke….older nose)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4ibKrj1h8s

Enjoy your Late night Sunday, folks.

And also…..bet Cowboys to cover.

27-17, Ratbirds hanging on so far.  Still plenty of time to blow it, but I’m starting to see the odds slide up rapidly.

Goddamn, I so love good defense.  Nice Red Zone stand holds Philly to three.  27-20, coming down the home stretch.

Remember what I just said about good defense?  Yeah, fuck that.  Ravens find a way to almost blow it at home to Philly.  Big time props to Philly for going for the 2pt conversion.  Go big or go home…..serious respect.  But Ravens dodge the bullet, 27-26 at home.

Goddammit Cincinnati….you had one job.

I suppose that NC State Basketball 99, Fairfield 78, has to be good enough for a dreary Sunday.

I shall now zone out and watch late-ish games and then the LATE game.  Who is that again?  Oh yeah, ‘Boys hosting Bucs.

Dak Dak Dak.

I ‘member now.

tedbong

Fuck you, Ted.

bongrip

And yes….still funny…

(Sorry Dok….but it is)

assherpes

 

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Horatio Cornblower

1st and 20, what she would do?

Fuck it, have Dez run 18 yards down the field and throw it at him.

Horatio Cornblower

“Bleu de Chanel; smell like Eurotrash without leaving the States”

Sharkbait

Fun fact: bourbon and homemade chili makes a delicious dinner.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Sunday Night Football has been one of NBC’s most lucrative projects since acquiring it in 2006.

One of their least lucrative? Sunday Night Prison Rape Re-enactments.

Horatio Cornblower

The factor they have in common?

Jameis Winston.

Senor Weaselo

Hey, that’s Buddy’s line!

Horatio Cornblower

Sorry, sorry, I thought he was setting it up for one of us.

I’m trying to delete….

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That was only because they put it up against Oz and HBO could show more nudity

King Hippo

“Oz” did that already smh

Spur

Philly Cheese Fuckers better win on Thursday…….cock suckers

Spur

Winston would be a Schiano man

LemonJello

A carrier of MRSA?

Horatio Cornblower

Well a Schaino man doesn’t seem likely to take ‘no’ for an answer so, yeah, probably.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am hoping rapey commits another stupid personal foul and gets ejected. If I have to watch this game I want schadenfreude

Doktor Zymm

Maybe he’ll hit a ref!

Senor Weaselo

Is it bad that I thought “But the Steelers aren’t playing”?

jjfozz

Fuck it, I like a QB who fucking gets riled up. Fuck the Cowboys, they can eat a toxic waste sandwich.

Doktor Zymm

I think we all know Winston can’t “control his passion”

LemonJello

Men! OH, MEN! I have successfully traversed I-95 and am safely ensconced at Fort LemonJello – I have no food, but I do have bourbon.

Doktor Zymm

That’s kinda like food, but better!

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Sounds like you have everything you need

jjfozz

If you freeze the bourbon, put a stick in it, and then eat it, you have food.

LemonJello

Genius! But I don’t want to wait, so I’ll just drink my dinner.

WCS

Second and goal from the 23? NFL BLITZ!

Horatio Cornblower

Wait, did Jameis Winston just got penalized for unwanted physical contact?

What strange universe is this?

Spur

Mike Evans is the reason Manzril is a millionaire and Lane Kriffen was the Alabama OC.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

When asked about Jason Garrett, an anonymous Cowboy said “I really used to think book’ learnin’ was for fags, but now I realize it is just for complete dullards.”

Horatio Cornblower

This is a good comment but is kept from greatness in that there are no Cowboys who could correctly use ‘dullard’ in a sentence.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am reminded how happy I am that we allow Texas to create the standards for public education around the country

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

*Pey-ton keeps Lao-tian boy slaves*

jjfozz

If you are on a game show, and you lose, and you are crying, then maybe you should spend more fucking time working than being on a game show.

Because you deserve a bleach enema.

Horatio Cornblower

At the risk of jinxing things I suspect this, Gerald McCoy, is why people are talking about Dallas and not Tampa Bay.

Spur

Dak for your ass

jjfozz

If you think I’m going to survive the post season with these fuck ass commentator fellating the fucking patriots, cowboys, and steelers, then you don’t know me. Because I’m buying a fucking AK-47 and loading up on ammo, wild turkey, and meth.

ArmedandHammered

In Baltimore, isn’t that just a trip to the local 7-11?

LemonJello

An AK & ammo, bourbon and meth – also known as a Baltimore Care Package.

Spur
Doktor Zymm

Now that a lot of the Salvation Army men’s residences have closed, what is the primary market for buttermilk?

LemonJello

Hardees?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

If the Jews control the media, then they must really hate Al Michaels.

Spur

Stripper name: Cinnamon Jones

Shogun Marcus

I was happy. Was. Until this game reminded me Miko Grimes exists.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Just remember Brent Grimes has to live with that crazy every day and laugh at him. It will make you feel better.

Spur

I wish more for Kellen Moore

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Salvation Army kettles, attacking linemen, assault charges… this guy can jump out of everything!

jjfozz

THE LAST TIME I SAW A BLACK GUY JUMP INTO A GIANT KETTLE, I WAS READING A PAMPHLET PUBLISHED BY THE KKK

jjfozz

That came out totally wrong.

Horatio Cornblower

Did it?

Shogun Marcus

Wasn’t it one of those banned Warner cartoons?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

“Kurt Talks About Evil Gay Sex to Kids”

Shogun Marcus

That’s more brenda’s crusade.

Horatio Cornblower

Jameis Winston sure is hard to nail down.

Just ask the State’s Attorney in Tallahassee!!

WCS

Jameis has been making escapes from all sorts of problems for a long time, Al.

Spur

Spurs won…GO TIMMY!

JustStopDude

That’s a fucking penalty.

We can’t figure out what a fucking catch is…but thank fucking god we aren’t having players using props because something something….I’m too drunk to finish this thought…

Spur
Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Dak Prescott’s given name is Rayne Dakota, and Jerry Jones said when they drafted him, “Is this our quarterback or the stripper name of the girl who blows me on my bus each Sunday?”

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That seems to be completely broken. This one in imgur so no embed but it should work

http://i.imgur.com/pfKpivi.gif

Horatio Cornblower

Jesus Christ, how much did the Salvation Army pay for this?

Spur

They said no props, no pots. Fuck you Zebras, Aaron Rodgers can jerk a receiver off on the sidelines but Zeke can’t give a ball to the kids? Racist.

Horatio Cornblower

Rodgers has his own special dark room for that.

jjfozz

This GE commercial with the puppet thing is scarier than Andy Reid naked at an all you can eat BBQ buffet

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I think I’m supposed to hate Zeke, but I loved the fact he jumped into that giant kettle.

Horatio Cornblower

The NFL is now going to fine Elliot $5,000 for jumping into the Salvation Army kettle.

They will then give the money to an entirely unrelated charity. Because they’re dicks you see.

Senor Weaselo

They could give it to the Salvation Army, they’re dicks too from what I’ve read on their platforms.

jjfozz

THIS ALEXA ON AMAZON ECHO, I CALL IT A DREAM COME TRUE, BECAUSE IT’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO DO WHAT I ASK THE FIRST FUCKING TIME.

Doktor Zymm

Yay I think? Ugh, no, I can’t do it.

Spur

Fuck your rapist – Zeke

Horatio Cornblower

Darren McFadden charges into the pile and the sound of shattering glass is heard throughout AT&T Megalopolis.

Spur

Run, DMC!

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NAMESAKE MENTIONED, MUST DRINK.

Also, I hope Jameis continues to develop creative new ways to fumble. Someone must carry Sanchez’s torch.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I will play this game

Spur

Zeke may be a Jedi.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Chantix – You think you have horrible nightmares now? Add a hallucinogen that causes terrible nightmares

Doktor Zymm

I think we’ve seen Rapey Winston fumble like that before!

Horatio Cornblower

This investigation as to whether or not Winston’s arm was moving forward is already more intensive than the Tallahassee PD’s investigation as to whether or not he raped a woman.

Doktor Zymm

It’s not as fun when it’s someone else putting balls where they aren’t wanted

jjfozz

I don’t listen to enough old Aerosmith. I like them. Although they’re probably Sawx and Shitriots fans.

Horatio Cornblower

Christ just turn on a car radio up here in the northeast. Find a classic rock station and count to 10. if you haven’t heard Aerosmith by then your radio’s broken.