Det/Sea– Let’s be honest. We’re all pretend friends here, right? Does this not look like a Seahawks win etched in stone? Detroit has lost three in a row. They’re one and done the last eight times they’ve donned cleats for an extra game. Qb Stafford is 1-23 (1 and 23!!!) on the road vs. teams over .500. WOOF! The Lions D is dead last in the rankings despite having the finest living room accessory/head coach in the league. I’d like to see Andy Reid emulate a throw pillow! Grit Monster Zach Zenner is going to give it his best but throwing pearls before swine don’t win football games.
GIVE IT YOUR BEST SENTIENT HUMANS!
This chili needs about another hour in the slow cooker, maybe two. I should probably drink steadily until it’s done.
Every time I cook I have a drink. It’s required.
Hope you gave the chili some beer too.
I did! It was a Belgian/IPA thing that I bought for the housesitter that she didn’t finish. It was surprisingly good.
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Wow, those NBC “memes” make me feel better about every lame thing I’ve ever posted.
Seriously. Even NFL Memes puts more thought into their “original” content.
You’ve been posting about Teddy Bridgewater?
It only looks like Baldwin stole that TD from Kearse. In truth he saved it from bouncing off of Kearse’s helmet, up off the upright, and into a DB’s hand.
Three defensive backs, two receivers…both receivers open
The Detroit Lions!
Jimmy Graham doesn’t know what happende, they don’t have intercepstions in basketball.
reminder: god hates detroit
*Whew*
Who knew you could make 14 gifs from 50 seconds of video. Oh my God, what have I done with my life?
You have fulfilled your destiny. Now share.
See page 6
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She seems familiar.
The Buttception
Are there glass bottle shards on the field?
Asscatch? Asscatch!
ASS HERPES!!!!!!
(sorry…carry on)
The only way that scene ends is with 10 players getting suspended and then Minnesota boycotting the Sun Bowl.
This Thomas Rawls I call him Col. Rawls because the guy he took over for was obsessed with grabbing his junk so now he calls everyone a cocksucker, and also by hte way he’s probably gay but knew how to play the game so he didn’t get fucked.
BUTTCATCH
Butt-catch?
BUTT-CATCH!
Asscatch!
I firmly believe that no team benefits more from incompetent Refereeing than the Seahawks
The Packers O-line looks up, then goes back to holding as usual.
Super Bowl XL begs to differ
If I won $50K because of dumb luck at a Plinko rip-off I would leave immediately, which is why I will never be on one of those games.
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Hehehehehe….Nice.
Is it too early for sexual innuendo?
It’s never too early for that.
I feel like I should give her a dollar.
We go live to the Detroit sideline:
BLEERGH is in playoff form!
“Tackling a Seahawks quarterback when he isn’t looking! Fifteen yards!”
Cam Newton wept.
FRAG FOR THE FRAG GODS
Did they call the facemask this time?
Speaking of KISS, you should watch this short stand-up bit by a gene simmons impersonator. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbBX5vsFEsI
I have seen Mini-Kiss.
Live.
had a friend’s parent’s legitimately try to book them for an open house.
couldn’t agree on a fee and timing.
meastly motherfucker
Baldwin knows he is supposed to be running the clock out, right? He has ran out of bounds 2 plays in a row
That’s it. Am hate drinking and playing some BF1.
Boyfriend1?
If I could amend my time travel plot from before, I would somehow frame broccolli to be complicit in the murder, so that it too is abolished from the earth. Get out of here broccoli, when you makin me pine for the days of Brussels sprouts, you know you a shitty cabbage family member.
Show me your nuts
That guy is clearly gonna fuck that Subway “steak” sandwich.
Which is only the second most perverse thing associated with Subway ads.
There’s a good chance that sandwich is too old to interest Jared.
Opens up notebook.
Writes YOUR PLAYCALLING IS SHIT YOU HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THESE GUYS! MAKE AN EXPRESSION CALDWELL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ
I love that the like/dislike ratio is a perfect 50/50.
Wow. Gregg Easterbrook is a mean drunk.
Lions playoff team = Bengals playoff team
Holy shit….I’m ashamed I know that’s Kiss.
EVERYONE should know that’s KISS. Everyone.
I’ll never understand the hate kiss gets.
so what, they’re over the top. the entire decade of the 80’s was practically glam rock.
so what gene simmons is a dickhead, so are countless other rock stars.
maybe the kiss army is diiotic but you know what…..yadda yadda
I don’t hate Kiss.
That’s my point. I tried to….even wanted to.
Couldn’t.
you’re a good man. you are virtuous and true.
you have my blessing to marry the most attractive of my imaginary daughters.
her name is helllga. that’s with 3 Ls
Also, Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed.
THERE IT IS!!!!!
I’m not an expert, but the playcalling for the Lions seems pretty shitty. Is it just me?
NBC was saving up that Journey song for a Lions TD, and just decided, fuck it, better use it or lose it….
Same with “Detroit Rock City.” NBC is oddly optimistic.
“Don’t stop BEEEELIEEEEVING” seems like kind of a cruel thing to say to Lions fans right now.
Mmm. That implies that Lions fans ever believed in the first place.
SHA’NKHOR is opening up a chance for a bullshit Lions comeback with with 2 scores and actually making the extra points
ALL HAIL DOIN’KHOR!
Is this like the Life Of Brien where we either follow the shoe or the gourd?
Finally Shan’Khor has been sated.
Not that I’m complaining, but how did they become the Fuck Lions, without having Rex Grossman at QB?
Wow…..that was way too easy.
SHANK’HOR IS PLEASED!!
yeah, this is all kind of poop, and NE, KC, and DAL haven’t started playing yet.
Shankor has graced us with his presence
PRAISE SHAN’KHOR!
I can tell I’m not having a great night when I keep passing up chances to makes Thomas Rawls/John Rawls jokes.
No Lou Rawls?
You’re leaving the rest of us behind a veil of ignorance
DOINK
I’m going to go to sleep and dream about adorable kittens.
Weirdo
That’s generally what I dream about too. Well, close to that at least.
Me too! Except I don’t use the K word.
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