And they worshiped the Beast, saying, “Who is like unto the Beast? Who can make war with him?” -Revelations 13:4
And they worshiped the Beast, saying, “Who is like unto the Beast? Who can make war with him?” -Revelations 13:4
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_W7Ai9etQQ6o/TSIq4asgtxI/AAAAAAAABvQ/GROxjfM05IE/s1600/Julie+Strain+01.jpg
http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/3087735/270full-julie-k.-smith.jpg
Wow. O_O
http://photos1.blogger.com/img/232/2434/640/shannon_whirry0059.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f2ee3124c778a38b3a3fa759a24283e3/tumblr_ojxnc9Nmuv1ryino5o1_400.gif
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TVFIv9oc3d0/VQs5onuyyGI/AAAAAAAAMlc/6TaZqrXh-jM/s1600/strain1.JPG
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What is… next year?
I was going to say, “What is this May?”
HER NIPPLES ARE ALSO VEEEEEERY ANGRY!!! AAAAAAAAAANGRY!!!!!!
One looks like it’s being pinched.
Bustier’s too tight. I can help loosen it
something something muscles something insects:
http://68.media.tumblr.com/342701a63121027c4297c11aa51e80d1/tumblr_mz2hc3zgqL1qzxzcso1_500.gif
“I TOLD you not to tough her tits!”
http://68.media.tumblr.com/28135477f603de6471d0bd562231628a/tumblr_ojlrmifeqO1rrm03lo1_400.gif
Julie Motherloving Strain. I love that woman.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/742be44f131b2040852d85ec9a1af08e/tumblr_nbr9q2B0wC1tdhimpo1_1280.gif
The Donald Drumpf action figure?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/0b1ff8f17f65914d7271a0b74cf090bd/tumblr_okcvgt5Jws1qm3rsfo1_400.gif
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/484029/82343776.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f54ed0bbac839b31089d630b3d9d6bcc/tumblr_mou1u8HL2z1sqf5tdo3_500.jpg
They were also “ROOMMATES”…….
http://68.media.tumblr.com/714ac0f677c4fb13738aee45ac69a59c/tumblr_okd039EF3l1qm3rsfo1_400.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFsHFKe0l1I&feature=youtu.be&t=1m49s
http://68.media.tumblr.com/840b1e2632d896aea810a6818ab9ab62/tumblr_mhvxlnw64M1qhmyo1o2_500.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/9305894ab9f375058e3d55184c848177/tumblr_o3ueg49oUD1spnykgo1_1280.jpg
The grittiest, highest motor, lunch-pail ape in the jungle!
Tunison?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/dafb60d04d12f5a782c8ce02455f245b/tumblr_okaq0gaWfx1tjq4jjo1_1280.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/becfd963a6586972cc957462230a28ad/tumblr_ok8pne1GBh1twzku7o1_500.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/e5b04f63f04837a2b2ccf441f23ee01c/tumblr_o5uz5kdm3S1tmowifo1_500.gif
It’s difficult to make a good western movie these days.
That’s some A+ editing/MUA work
Volume or numbers?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f03234d94d63cadc26fb4e7c02eb0838/tumblr_ojedobS8qR1vdjzcxo1_500.gif
Pussy as big as a house
http://68.media.tumblr.com/9caeb0adc9631aea3c320a12f6197de6/tumblr_okciicH83A1rrm03lo1_500.gif
I don’t remember that episode of ultimate muscle
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
http://68.media.tumblr.com/801b5dca77fe2cb87be721e74a07b78b/tumblr_n2nfydEJix1sd2a5fo1_500.jpg
I this message.support
no idea what happened there. I have sobered up.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/cf3289ecfca29d4a13b09cfb44b60192/tumblr_okkctgs6bA1qm3rsfo1_500.gif
Thanks WCS….this is stuck in my head now and probably will be for days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnsE66wsygI
…What the hell?
Goddamnitalltohell…… I laughed.
http://d13beo3f7vpmvd.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/gallery/chuck-tingle/chucktinglemyballs.jpg
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbzsoou2Ng1qd11kxo1_500.jpg
Nicaragua? is that on trump’s banned list?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6iaxDxHUWP8
Sorry; too lazy to see if anybody posted this already.
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18581720/san-francisco-49ers-name-john-lynch-general-manager
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http://68.media.tumblr.com/2e7ff41fd7a5955a0ea7516abab77c59/tumblr_okaoq32mMg1ryino5o3_400.gif
Are they filming Chuck Tingle books now?
Judging by the rest of the gifs; THEY’VE CHANGED THE ENDING QUITE A BIT!
No ass pounding?! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
Well, the dinosaur is female…… but “equipped” so it did take an unexpected turn off highway 90.
Could you happen to have the source for that, because I can’t find it. For … research.
Never mind. I found it.
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/I_e84192_2439087.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rthl_O4_G2o
Tara Reid wieghs 90 ;bs now. Mrs Cola is saying that she is dying due to her BMI. I STILL THINK SHE IS A CELEB.
She’s tiny. That’s normal for actresses.
We’re all dying.
She has her foot on the accelerator.
So do the rest of us
http://68.media.tumblr.com/3a92bc9b247a3d7b58087a0abfca1253/tumblr_okg0tdlZ8L1qf9csoo1_400.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/30d61e048d410bfb511efb7ac9d480d7/tumblr_o90ks9I4du1utzu24o1_500.jpg
Need to photoshop a blunt into that kid’s hands.
Sunday service is at 4:20.
Just think if you interpreted that wrong…….
Mrs Cola and I are arguing about the validity of Tara Reid’s celebrety. I say she is one, the lady says she is D list.
15 years ago she was someone; now she’s just doing Sharknado and sequels. D-list.
And Sharknado sequels.
She barely qualifies. What’s lower than D-list? Or is that in reference to the quality of plastic surgery she had?
That was enjoyable.
Diana seems fun.
The Royal Rumble should clearly be combined with the SAG Awards.
It’s nights like tonight why Walmart should probably never be permitted to sell “Dr. Jack’s Home Suicide Kit” over the counter.
Hey, the Kevorkian estate wants those sweet sweet royalties!
You mean the BEST reason
Crimetown is a great podcast.
Yeah I’m out. Gonna go look at porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PWqOy3akFI
I can’t believe Tyra Banks’ covers were 20 & 21 years ago.
Christie Brinkley must be a wizard or owe Satan a HUGE fucking favor.
Cut and pasted from the DFO archives, Uncle Joe Stalin’s proclamation #5:
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2015/07/02/dictatorial-proclamations-for-a-more-glorious-nfl/
The Pro Bowl shall be replaced by The Toilet Bowl. The worst two teams shall compete in an actual, full-contact game during the Super Bowl “dead week.” The winner of the Toilet Bowl gets the first overall pick in each round of the draft. The loser shall pick 32nd. Bet that stops tanking, yes? This is as close to European footy-style relegation as we can get, sadly. Or as Uncle Joe would prefer, feeding the losers to the lions (for reals ones, since Suh is no longer a Lion). Now, there will still be actual “Pro Bowl” selections. They will just not have to compete in a meaningless, boring extra “game.” No, they will be sent to an undisclosed tropical location, for a Bacchian orgy of drugs, liquor, and depravity deserving of a year of excellence surviving the violent gauntlet of professional football. Through live satellite feed, we can watch our Pro Bowlers mock the Toilet Bowl participants (naturally, Toilet Bowl teams are ineligible to send anyone to the Pro Bowl). Proceeds from that will go to “Uncle Joe Cares” – dedicated to REAL support and lifelong care to injured and sick former NFL players.
TELL ME you wouldn’t watch the shit out of Cleveland and San Francisco fighting to avoid the 32nd pick tonight?
It would totally work because fucked up, shitty franchises are totally enamored with getting the first overall draft pick, despite it being more trouble than its worth.
A team like the 49ers and the Browns have no fucking business drafting in the first round. If they were smart, they would trade those picks down like crazy to get more mid round picks because of the love of god, they suck at picks so quantity over quality should be their goal.
That’s a good question: If someone’s traded their first rounder from the year prior and it happens to be one of those first two picks, what happens?
I totally would. Damn straight.
Ok kids, I’m leaving the interwebs for the evening. These days a little of it goes an awfully long way, but you folks are still the fucking best.
Didja get that other thing I sent ya?
Anybody know if these GS Warriors are good at the baskets balls?
Not right now.
They are looking sloppy as shit, but still mopping up the sad sack Blazers.
Holy shit…they still televise Miss Universe pageants.
Who the fuck watches this shit?
I’ve had an idea for years to improe the pro bowl, I’ve never heard a decent counterargument against it:
Just have the pro bowl in place of the hall of fame game, and make it mandatory despite some level of injury.
after a few months off of football, people won’t be burnt out on it, so higher viewershipand you’d have less players dropping out due to injury/superbowl.
It’d be better than what they have now
Oh good, Chris Berman hasn’t quite retired.
ASS HERPES
On a semi-related topic, I think the hottest porn video I’ve seen remains to be the Zoey Holloway – Veronica Avluv one (pure les, not the one with strapons) and specifically the parts where they make out. I’m weird.
Fuck. RCMP are saying between 3 and 10 dead after a shooting at a mosque in Quebec.
Everything is fucking terrible.
Why does everything suck now?
It’s more obvious that everything sucks, but everything has always sucked.
I need to get a job so I have less time to be distracted by reality.
appears to me we are in a vortex of shit, that will only get worse until humanity ends. Which, thankfully, is prolly sooner rather than later…
Come on, Earth-killing asteroid!
Before next Sunday would be nice
I guess we should build a wall to keep those dangerous Canadian out now.
Specifically Claude Lemieux.
Any report on the shooter so the GOP can villainize more people?
I got ten grand on it being Quebec Nazis. We’ve had issues with white nationalist biker gangs in Quebec for the last thirty years; there was a huge war about 15 years ago with a lot of deaths and shitload of prison time doled out. It was nasty.
Apparently not quite enough deaths.
The GOP doesn’t villainize people who shoot up mosques.