Kind of a quiet day publicly, as teams talk with players about mountains of green and all the gray they can slay. Tomorrow will be the same, as no deal can be publicly announced until after the start of the League year on March 9 at 4:00PM ET.
Still, there are some things on the go:
- Today is the first day of free agency, and Washington’s GM, Scot McCloughan is nowhere to be found.
- further fuelling speculation about where he is and what he did
- Bank of America is going to provide the $650 million the Raiders need for the Las Vegas stadium.
- the NFL relocation committee is prepared to give a full recommendation to the venture
- so, unless something drastic happens, you’ve got two years left to scratch the “Black hole” off your football tourism list
- the NFL relocation committee is prepared to give a full recommendation to the venture
- Adrian Peterson is willing to give the Patriots a discount if it means a chance to finally play football in February.
- The ESPN headline says it all: “Chargers save over $19M by releasing D.J. Fluker, Brandon Flowers, Stevie Johnson”.
- Because Carson deserves a clean slate, devoid of talent & victories.
- Even though the Rams put a franchise tag on him, CB Trumaine Johnson might actually end up traded rather than resigned.
- the tag works for both sides (for now)
- it guarantees him a lucrative one-year salary, and sets the bar for a long-term deal
- someone would have had to give the Rams two first-round picks had they taken him before the tag. Now, in a trade, that team can avoid ruining their next two drafts.
- the tag works for both sides (for now)
Finally, in “today’s reason to hate the Patriots”, Tommy Terrific has partnered with Purple Carrot to provide a $78 weekly version of his diet called the “TB12 Performance Meals”
- Allow me to inform you about the “TB12 Philosophy”
- Whether you’re looking to maximize your performance on the playing field, get in better shape, eat more cleanly, or just want to enjoy the same meals that power Tom Brady’s championship-caliber performance, incorporating TB12 Performance Meals into your weekly routine is a step in the right direction.
- The TB12 philosophy is focused on preventing injury and promoting accelerated injury recovery through holistic, whole-body wellness, incorporating exercise, recovery, and hydration & nutrition concepts like those expressed in TB12 Performance Meals.
- You get two servings per meal, three meals per week.
- So a week of TB12 dinners will run the average couple $156? That’s $624 for a month, and I have to arrange my other meals on top?
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Devils at Blue Jackets – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
- Flyers at Sabres – 7:30PM | NBCSN
- Predators at Ducks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Trail Blazers vs. Thunder – 8:00PM | TSN2
- NCAA tournaments:
- ACC: Pittsburgh vs. Georgia Tech – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Horizon League: Final – Wisconsin (Milwaukee) vs. Northern Kentucky – 7:00PM | ESPN
- Northeast: Final – St. Francis (Pa.) at Mount St. Mary’s – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- WCC: Final – St. Mary’s (Cal.) vs. Gonzaga – 9:00PM | ESPN
- Summit League: Final – South Dakota State vs. Nebraska (Omaha) – 9:00PM | ESPN2
Every year, for Spring Break, I make sure students have assignments due the week before, so I have marking to do while the NCAA first rounds are on. “CAN’T GO SHOPPING DEAR; GOTTA MARK PAPERS!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycUk7ppM3To&ab_channel=Brutus1Buckeye
The GitS movie is PG-13? What a load of horse shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q&ab_channel=IceCubeVEVO
Also, WCS, on the subject of, “are there any black people in south dakota?’
its actually north dakota, same difference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VFUdabotMg
In honour of the L’il Jon from earlier, some more classic Chappelle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em8_DgM0QIk
@WCS seamus
yeah, my computer completely spazzed out there, shut itself down. rebooted and it’s slow as hell now. gonna log off for the night, see if i can improve it, yadda yadda
Copy, understood. Maybe next time, and good luck with the CPU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWtCittJyr0
You’re not falling asleep are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A3KwgqAei0
Youngest right was 2nd French horn for the San Diego Honors band orchestra.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgxuzMilgC8
Apparently fisting your French horn is a common practice.
As a parent I was unsure of this.
I believe it’s part intonation part not killing everyone around you.
I still have some SPONCH! from the DFO pub crawl.
Wait…
I still had some SPONCH! from the DFO pub crawl.
I have been officially SPONCHed!
All I’ve got is SBLOUNSKCHED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbGsidBker8
Dirk got to 30,000 points, and will celebrate by “3-pointing a bitch like [him],” whatever that means.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBQ2mjkvYY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzFnWAB2qEg&ab_channel=TheLegendRebel
Never to be confused with NWA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8
NWA you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52pRkD-2AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YWl7tDGUPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2pP75KQBCo&ab_channel=DiscoBar80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G5rfPISIwo&ab_channel=IronMaidenFreak6661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yf-8wzwdLE&ab_channel=Livan75
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if27InJBtEI
“I was raised on the diary, bitch!” will never cease to make me laugh.
this whole skit had me in tears, i’m not even exaggerating
Still one of the best things I’ve ever seen.
Grilled cheese and hot chocolate and Sexy Harry Potter (the Magicians). It’s good to be home.
Welcome back.
http://slackwise.net/files/images/Simpsons/Simpsons%20-%20Millhouse%20The%20Magician.gif
it looks like he’s trying to do the texas horns and failing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2Ecd0I7uc&ab_channel=Badman12RR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYodWEKCuGg
Woody Allen lays on how Gil’s present is bullshit a bit too heavily, but I still love Midnight in Paris for some reason.
NCAA, are you SURE you wanna give Gonzaga a #1 seed? Having a tough time putting away Saint Mary’s.
Fuck yeah smoothie time!
Someone to whom I’ve been generating unimpeachable results forbids me to communicate directly regarding pending stuff. So I’m REQUIRED to use intermediaries whom everybody knows don’t deal with the work.
Yeah, I was a dick that one time, but I was right. And despite my overt willingness to own up to being a smartass, everyone said an apology was not necessary.
Point is: high school never ends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQRFst7Jwvw&ab_channel=Expir
Mentioned early was Jerry Lewis.
On of the films I want to see before I die is the infamous “The Day the Clown Cried”. Lewis plays a bad clown who has run afoul of the Nazis government (He is not Jewish…just a terrible act). So he ends up at a concentration camp. The part of the camp has Jewish children. So against the orders of the guards, he entertains the kids, and ends up beaten numerous times.
Eventually he is tasked with leading the children to a death camp for processing and subsequently, gets gassed with them.
Film in 1972, which featured Lewis writing, filming, and directing the flick, it supposedly will never be shown because its so bad. There is a script online, which honestly is quite terrible, but this was a very rough draft. At the time, Lewis was in the height of his drug abuse, doing both uppers to keep up his filming schedule, and serious pain killers to deal with the numerous injuries he collected from prat falls over the years.
Here is the thing though…I don’t think its as bad as people believe it is. I honestly think its on par with “Life is Beautiful” which is basically the same fucking film, only Lewis tried to make it way sooner than Roberto Benigni. Even when Benigni’s film came out, there was severe controversy. Even Charlie Chaplin commonly referred to the fact that if he had knew of the crimes of the Nazis, he would have never made “The Great Dictator” film as the subject was just too difficult to approach.
The Chaplin thing would be a tragedy. His speech at the end is one of the best ever committed to film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7GY1Xg6X20
I saw “Life Is Beautiful” and I liked it ’cause Benigni is the shit. (Tho I haven’t seen “Pinocchio” ’cause I fear the worst.) But suspending belief required conceding that the kid had to be the dumbest EVER. “In retrospect, it was not an amusement park, but a death camp”. Ugh.
Weird shit / need advice – my mother-in-law was scanning the online obits (for friends?) and found her daughter-in-law’s father listed as having died two months ago.
I know the DiL was on the outs with her family, but I don’t know if she knows. It’s never been brought up.
Now, the MiL wants to contact her son to find out the deal.
Question: how do I
a) stop this before it happens; and/or
b) minimize my exposure, because he always has good beer in the fridge and I don’t need to lose out on that.
B. no need putting yourself in a situation that will be dramatic.
Without knowing details…
Be honest with MiL…Only way.
Accompany her to contact w/ son.
Drink good beer while no one is watching.
C) Run away, move in with hippo, and pill up
Shit, that was my plan. DAMMIT!!!!
You can still beat him to the punch!
Well, except for not reading all the way to the end of the quote, I’d give myselft a C+
This is a job for your wife. She gets to talk HER mother down or give HER brother a heads up.
When your family does or is about to do something stupid it be yo turn.
Be neutral. Like Switzerland.
But that’s good chocolate, not good beer.
Thank you all. Advice noted.
Wait: your mom in law found out on her own AND nobody’s asked you to get involved? Dude!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ih-8K1a_SsA
Make like Barbara Bush and don’t get involved.
Evening. My doc thinks I might have an ulcer. So fuck everything.
Anyone else get a prompt to update PokerStars tonight? Or is balls’ fly by night poker site cleaning out my bank accounts right now?
Yeah, I ignored that but am at the table now anyway.
I updated, just took a second
So after this tennis tournament I’m working ends I’ve got a week off. Considering a drive to Quebec City. Any Canadian DFOers recommend any good places to eat/drink/see?
Do you speak French?
Barely. I survived the French side of St. Martin.
Well then head to Montreal and day trip to QC, your passable french will do well there. It is the greatest city in our fine nation. Scenery, women, beer, food, women.
The Mrs and I might stop there on the way and Burlington on the way back. Or vice versa
https://youtu.be/7V5Bbe0kfuU?t=1m19s
Go to Alaska. It’s Murrica up there.
/not from canadia so opinion doesn’t matter
I been to QC! With a Canuck ladyfriend who spoke Francais, and guided me through. Forget where I went exactly, but I loved it all. The old architecture is stunning.
Not sure why I find this interesting, but apparently Jerry Lewis is still alive, while I assumed he had been dead for decades.
I legitimately had the same thought about Muhammad Ali, at least until the year like 06 or something, where his daughter was getting some recognition
Jerry Lewis is alive? The French must be pleased.
HEY LADIES!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Naf5uJYGoiU
Dirk Nowitzki now has over 30,000 career points. That’s pretty cool.
Holy shit, that guy on GT really IS related to Ironhead Heyward! I was just joking.
LMFAO
http://new2.fjcdn.com/gifs/Move_be41f0_1798651.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkjJAbSsWT0&ab_channel=billybetty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkMoRufEWQo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI3TcrfR4LM&ab_channel=guj19
Anyone playin poke-her tonight?
I’d like to.
Anyone at teh tables yet?
I am tourneying it up currently
i’m ready to throw down to go down
that sounded better in my head
Yeah, but, later. Too many mid-major conference championship games right now.
Eventually. Smart Senor needs to edit and write. Actual Senor will watch Ice Giants-Ice Dolphins.
c’mon, Milwaukee. Do it FOAR the 8-regular season win teams everywhere!!
/one year, I hope a team goes winless then blitzes their conference tourney
Rant:
Tennis sucks. Time Warner sucks.
/Rant
counterpoint: everything sucks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StTqXEQ2l-Y
What up, dicknuts?
Winter part deux up here. You?
Sunday apparently. I’m planning a silent protest at the golf course.
Tanner Glass scored, yes, it’s the apocalypse.
He was awful when he played for the Manitoba Moose
I’d only pay to eat like Dreamboat if supermodel poon was part of the deal. smgdh
She seems nice.
WHOOOO!!! Who else is ready to see the moves the Browns do?!?
And the 49er’s!!!!
You know the Rams are ready to make some big waves this season!!!
I saw whilst drinking earlier that they have $102.4M in cap space. That will take some Factory-level ingenuity to fuck up.
Challenge accepted!
Fluker, please feel free to give any of the Spanoi one of these on your way out the door.
So if the Iggles sign Djax and Alshon I think you can insert the Kyle’s dad exploding in front of the computer meme for me.
Do you mean Stan’s dad?
Thank you for your fine work WCS