(Yes, I think I’m very clever….you’ll see)
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It’s been an odd week. To say the least.
I honestly don’t know where this week’s TGISF will go yet. Kinda winging it at this point. But let’s find out together, shall we? Because as I was not so gently reminded this week….together is all we have.
I honestly love all of you folks. And I do mean ALL of you…even if occasionally some of you decide to be not very likable. And yes, I do include myself in that number, FWIW.
That’s family. And yes, I consider every last one of you family at this point (yes, even YOU….even now).
But as I was also not so gently reminded this week….if love, or even just respect, isn’t returned, then why the hell should one keep giving a shit?
Thank you ballsofsteelandfury. You really pissed me off FWIW. More than anyone has in a LONG damned time. And that’s saying something, especially this week. But I get why you did. And all is good now.
(but don’t do that shit again, please)
((because even if only temporarily, I don’t like not loving balls))
(((and no, I am not rephrasing that)))
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TMI Time
Fifteen years ago I had the world in the palm of my hand. Srsly. Then a dead ex-wife and an infectious disease eating at my brain later….. and a whole buttload of other things later….
I dunno. Life is funny sometimes.
Many of you aren’t aware of what I’m talking about re: infectious disease eating at my brain. I realize that. Without saying too much no one needs (or wants) to hear about….
I once had an extended period of extreme stress in my life, which temporarily compromised my immune system. That was mostly to do with the ex-wife (she was a very stressful person), but we’re not gonna go into any more detail about her. But among other things, this allowed a fungal infection to get a foot hold in me. Also among other things, it affected my gray matter. But fortunately only mildly. Sometimes I forget things these days. It’s also part of why I can’t type for shit anymore (srsly….you guys have no idea how often I proofread these posts to catch my mistakes…I just found 2 more 11 minutes before this post goes up).
But at last check the infection is still seemingly gone (though it could pop back up at some point) and my “issues” from it have not worsened. And it did make me take stock and realize what was important in life, so it’s not all bad. Maybe even mostly good, in fact. I take time to enjoy life more now, more or less. Plus, my memory was never all that great to begin with anyway. And hey, at least the plumbing still works.
That being said, I still hope it never comes back. It was not fun.
So why am I telling you all of this? To make a point, of course (I don’t ALWAYS ramble incoherently). Life often takes you in directions you never expected, both good and bad. Sometimes to an extreme degree. In either case, good or bad….but especially bad….take a moment to notice who’s sticking around. And more importantly….who is not.
(Thanks again, balls. Love you, man)
((but seriously, don’t do that shit again))
😉
Anyway, let’s move on if everyone is OK with that.
Good song…also a good lesson….
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So Let’s Lighten The Mood, Shall We?
Dangit…that didn’t quite work.
Let’s try again…..
There it is!!!!
/ducks to avoid rotten fruit
/stands back up, takes rotten tomato to face
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Sexy Mexy Update
Well, we’re getting down to it now. balls and I are closing in on our destination. Many things become clearer-ish next week. Yes, I know you think I’m lying about that. FWIW I didn’t say it gets any less weird. Just clearer. Ish.
Two surprise guests next week. We also learn that maybe (just maybe) ol’ tWBS isn’t as insane as we thought. And there’s some violence and petty larceny, too!!!!! No, I do NOT violently steal ol’ ballsy’s virginity….that’s for someone else to take. Also, some of you might not be terribly happy with me on Monday morning. Meh. You earned it.
If anyone needs some catching up, you can go here to do it.
Monday, 11amEDT. Ugh.
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Confusing Sports
NFL!!!!!!! 2017 NFL Schedules were released last night!!!
Annnnd….
In case you’re living under a rock and haven’t heard, some piece o’ shit former Pats’ tight end offed himself this week. And no, I’m not going to say his name. The sooner the world forgets about that fucking sociopathic coward, the better. But then again, if we can get most of the current Pats’ roster to follow suit it might be an enjoyable season after all.
NHL
Pens finished off CBJ last night 5-2 to take that series (4-1) and now await the winner of Caps/Leafs (2-2) in the 2nd round.
Nashville sent Chicago home early (4-0). They’ll face the Minny/StLoo winner (Blues up 3-1).
It took the Smoothie Boys extra time to go up 3-2 on the Habs in that one. 3-2 Final in OT
And Edmonton and San Jose annoyed the crap out of me for way too long last night. It took OT to decide this one too and the frigging thing didn’t even start until 10:30pmEDT. Jeebus, Left Coast!!!! And though neither club deserved it, the Oilers take the 4-3 OT win to go up 3-2 in the series.
Tonight:
- Leafs at Caps – 7:00pm, NBCSN (tied 2-2)
- Bruins at Sens – 7:30PM, USA (Ott leads 3-1)
MLB
Since the hockey playoffs started I haven’t paid any attention aside from the Orioles. But here’s the standings and tonight’s schedule anyway.
GOLF
Why is this front page news? Might be time to hang ’em up Tiger…which is the same thing I said a couple of months ago. And a year before that.
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Confusing Sexy
OK, I’m really not trynna mess with you guys this week. I just hadn’t cleared my mind enough to decide on a theme yet when I began writing this. Once I did, there was no other title choice but that one…
TGISF…aka Your “tWBS Is In Need Of A Blunt” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Because I’m clever. Or so I think. And at least I’m not blaspheming this week. Baby steps….
Oh well. I tried.
Emily Blunt, Everybody!!!!!!!
I love that girl. She’s sexy, smart, has a great sense of humour…and has a really great accent. See? Check this out….
But yes. She’s this week’s Princess. Get over it….
And enjoy….
- Emily Olivia Leah Blunt (great name, right?)
- Born: February 23, 1983 (34 yo), Roehampton, London, UK
- 5′ 7″
- Married to John Krasinski (Wow, really? That “The Office” money must be good)
- At least she didn’t go with Emily Olivia Leah Blunt Krasinski
Anywhoooo…..
Plus, she’s got the best smile in EVAR!!!!!!!
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tWBS’ Horrible Photo of the Week
This seems like a nice springtime choice, no?
From not quite two years ago, taken in my backyard. Yes, my backyard is a lake.
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Obviously if I didn’t know what this week’s edition would bring, I have absolutely no clue what next week will bring. But I’ll still be here bringing you photos of half naked women….apparently. 😉
Now if you’ll excuse me I have to get home. If I don’t have dinner on the table by the time she gets home, Alexa will punch me in the head again.
Yikes.
Dangit, put the gun down Emily and stop being jealous. There’s enough of me to go around.
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Love you guys. Sincerely.
And thank you to all of you, FWIW. Yes, all of you.
Have good weekend.
(also…pssst…less than two weeks to go…yay)
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Fine if nobody will play poker with me I will start a Civ game.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/160411.jpg
Good lord, WTF is up with all this OT.
It’s cutting into my drinking and masturb….errrr sleeping time.
I ordered pizza, it is gonna take a fuckton of time to get here because apparently everyone in Wisconsin is too drunk to drive and ordered pizza tonight
Sounds like every day in Wisconsin
Rebuttal: Fuck geese. So I got four hours of sleep, dealt with rush hour traffic going into NYC, played two concerts (proud of my pianist who was a beast on the podium, and I’m so excited for cellist’s senior recital Monday), taught, and have to finish a quartet arrangement of the Beatles tonight for tomorrow. How goes it?
WOW I DID THE EXACT SAME THING WE ARE TWINS
I’m slightly fried right now so I’m a bit rambly. Also, you’re right but still go fuck yourself 😉
FWIW, I’m not fond of Geese myself.
But thanks for shitting on my photo.
(relax, I’m joking)
HA! FAHK YOUAH BAWSTAHN!
It seemed hilariously unfair, but it can NEVAR be too unfair for BAHSTAHN. Get fucked, assmonkeys.
Today I posted a Request Line about having a bad day.
Today turned out to be the best day I’ve had in 4-6 months.
Irony? or Cause and Effect?
Discuss….
Yes?
Fence Sitter.
You transferred the negativity to the post. Or: were you using a flouride crystal suppository?
I’m really hoping for the former, fwiw.
It was a good day….
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/orioles-dance-celebration.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q
SCORE ALREADY, you upper house of Parliament jerkoffs…
The idea of Mitch McConnell scoring is utterly sphincter crushing.
DOn’t judge a man for enjoying a good pegging
Mitch seems MOAR like a “sit in the corner and enjoy a nice Mandingo party” kinda guy, though…
This is what is so frustrating about hockey for me (especially if you have a rooting interest), you get all these great and dramatic scoring attempts and nearly all of them are saved.
Landed. That chick playing Sims started snapchatting as soon as we touched down. You didn’t fly the plane, hon, I don’t get why this moment needs to be commemorated with you and your boyfriend having puppy ears and mouths in row 20.
Well fuck. I missed it.
But at least I’m baked now. So I don’t care.
Poker
Yup
I might order a pizza tonight. I have eaten like 5 chips today and I have nothing to eat here
Knock that shit off and order a pizza.
OT
Imma get soooo high during this intermission. Not watching anymore of this shitshow sober.
DUDE FUCKING SHARE! i miss it
Would if I could, I promise.
Ahh your friend came through. Nice.
Finally.
I really need to work in a state with legal pot. I worked 80 hours a week and was happy. I miss it so much
Have to say, I love that I get it delivered to my door. Also it helps keep my somewhat archaic company alive. Soon there will be no letters, just online purchases like weed.
Showoff Canadia!!!!!
I am just gonna steal it from now on. Fix your shit every network. Also I have the cable for you, you just suckat your job
Throw his fucking helmet over the glass!!!
http://img001.lazygirls.info/people/avatar/avatar_alison_brie_gillian_jacobs_LnjZk9SO.sized.gif
This is worse than Oilers/Sharks last night.
But at least it started earlier.
I hate the NBC app, is it already OT??
No, still a minute to go 3rd
http://esq.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/15/07/54d8e992a2ba6_-_esq-01-summerpreview-gillianjacobs-mdn.jpg
Should I just go asshole and root against the teams still alive?
Classic
http://i.imgur.com/LiSwy4b.gif
I really wish we could get more people to play
Will be there in about 30
I was wondering why people weren’t stumbling into the poker game, it is only 830
@tWBS I am watching on Amazon Firestick. So I have a 2 second to 7 min delay even though it is a “live” stream
Is that a nice way of telling me to shut the hell up?
😉
No. I don’t care. just letting you know you will be celebrating or crying way before me
There is a grown ass woman on this plane next to me making her Sims kiss. I hate people.
I know, you get one of them in the pool then delete the stairs
Punch her
Is no one else here tonight besides tWBS? I went hockey, so I only have 20 min an hour to find pics, instead of like 40 with NFL
Everyone else is busy, prolly….
Christ Holtby are you fucking stupid?
Jeebus Caps. Could you at least try to look like you want to win this?
Do I have to turn the game on? My dad was just harassing me for not watching when I let the dog out and went for a cig
I won’t tell you not to.
But I’m not very happy to be watching it at the moment.
It’s on
Are none of you seriously going to congratulate me on my cleverness?
I’m not even talking about the title now, either.
tags: hey smoke up Johnny
Her last name is Blunt. She’s married to JOHN Krasinski
You folks disappoint me. You’re obviously not drunk enough yet.
After not noticing its “cleverness” before and giving it some thought. like 2 of 10, you do better when you don’t try. Like a lot better.
Yeah, prolly same with poker too now that you mention it.
Speaking of which….WHERE THE REST OF YOU??? MTWV and I are gonna have to start playing with ourselves soon.
Wait………
Strange thing. My mom went to the High School they filmed that at.
No shit? Cool.
We had to drive by it every time we visited my grandma. They framed the shots well to show it wasn’t just a shitty high school in upper midclass Chicago
Stupid layers
Hummina hummina…
I’ll be back in a few minutes.
/checks intermission time
10 minutes more than I need.
I see the Leafs have attended the Duke University school of Hockey flopping.
What a fucking pussy. Not to mention a shit call.
How interviews at companies for tech people should go:
Do you hate your users? Yes | Ok Mac guy
Do you not give a shit about your users? Yes | PC guy here
Do you want to make everything work always but be a pain in the ass every step of the way? Yes | Linux man
Regretting going back to the people that hate its users for my new phone
Hey. Ice redacteds lets fucking go. A nation is watching you.
We bitch and moan about all sorts of fuckwit fanbases but in reality the Ice Argos are the worst. Everywhere in this yuge country are 40 blue and white clad morons in your face all.year.long.
I FUCKING HATE APPLE SO MUCH FOR ALWAYS MAKING IT A PAIN TO TRANSFER ANYTHING ON THE PHONE.
I use caps because I have been yelling FUCK YOU at the phone for the last half hour. Still no clue how to transfer anything. Phone shows my HD as a hard drive with folders and no files. I am very passive and Type B in everything else. A shittily written piece of code designed to piss people off pisses me off.
Yeah, I can’t STAND how Apple sets up their filesystem.
So is it to soon to write off the Caps/Ovi’s ACL?
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!
(no, that’s a fair question)
Since I have watched/read way too much previews of the new season. Sansa and Arya… and some dude
http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Sophie-Turner-Bikini.jpg
http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Alison-Brie-Kiss-And-Smile.gif
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-20344-annie-kisses-britta-gif-Commun-abDd.gif
I went to Lena Headey because I made a “Shame” joke at twbs
http://images.latinpost.com/data/images/full/4971/lena-headey.jpg
You pick the less hot of two from The Five Year Engagement? Shame
http://i.imgur.com/OxMyy.gif
Apologies. I was half asleep and probably still drunk.
Feel free to supplement. That’s the whole point.
I was there, you admitted you forgot about it til the middle of the night 🙂
I do the sexy part a few days in advance actually.
I wasn’t drunk last night.
Just tired and pissed at Oilers/Sharks
I don’t know why I ever bother updating software. Take Android Studio. Now, every time I push changes to my keyboard app out to my test device, it flips the default keyboard BACK TO THAT STUPID SHITTY SAMSUNG KEYBOARD FUCK IT ALL GAAAH I WANT TO…break stuff?
FUCK YOU NOW I HAVE LIMP BIZKIT STUCK IN MY HEAD I’LL KILL YOU GOOGLE THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND.
So would you be offended if someone kept posting Limp Bizkit videos? Asking for a friend
I do believe you would get your virtual ass kicked for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob3BfIgI9o4
One child allowed per family and that’s the sperm that made it.
Pictured: King Hippo as a child.
(they had pills inside)
😉
Excellent choice.
Not sure I follow, but…thanks?
EDIT – Never mind. I getcha now (I might be a little high, lol)
Happy you like it.
Also hope you’re feeling better about things today, fwiw.
Ok, twbs is done with work, poker… ok give me 5 min for a cig. Also I know it is automated post times, don’t care
Nah, I’m here. But it’ll be about an hour before I can give either of you (that Canuck down there too) any of my fake money.
Fantastic work friend. Really thought we would see a shirtless Lagarrette Blount but Moose isnt here yet.
No baby yet. Starting to get real antsy.
Sorry to hear that….must be getting pretty uncomfy too.
Her I mean….I don’t give a shit about you.
😉