TGISF…aka Your “tWBS Is In Need Of A Blunt” Sexy Friday Open Thread

(Yes, I think I’m very clever….you’ll see)

It’s been an odd week.  To say the least.

I honestly don’t know where this week’s TGISF will go yet.  Kinda winging it at this point.  But let’s find out together, shall we?  Because as I was not so gently reminded this week….together is all we have.

I honestly love all of you folks.  And I do mean ALL of you…even if occasionally some of you decide to be not very likable.  And yes, I do include myself in that number, FWIW.

That’s family.  And yes, I consider every last one of you family at this point (yes, even YOU….even now).

But as I was also not so gently reminded this week….if love, or even just respect, isn’t returned, then why the hell should one keep giving a shit?

Thank you ballsofsteelandfury.  You really pissed me off FWIW.  More than anyone has in a LONG damned time.  And that’s saying something, especially this week.  But I get why you did.  And all is good now.

(but don’t do that shit again, please)

((because even if only temporarily, I don’t like not loving balls))

(((and no, I am not rephrasing that)))

TMI Time

Fifteen years ago I had the world in the palm of my hand.  Srsly.  Then a dead ex-wife and an infectious disease eating at my brain later….. and a whole buttload of other things later….

I dunno.  Life is funny sometimes.

Many of you aren’t aware of what I’m talking about re: infectious disease eating at my brain.  I realize that.  Without saying too much no one needs (or wants) to hear about….

I once had an extended period of extreme stress in my life, which temporarily compromised my immune system.  That was mostly to do with the ex-wife (she was a very stressful person), but we’re not gonna go into any more detail about her.   But among other things, this allowed a fungal infection to get a foot hold in me.  Also among other things, it affected my gray matter.  But fortunately only mildly.  Sometimes I forget things these days.  It’s also part of why I can’t type for shit anymore (srsly….you guys have no idea how often I proofread these posts to catch my mistakes…I just found 2 more 11 minutes before this post goes up).

But at last check the infection is still seemingly gone (though it could pop back up at some point) and my “issues” from it have not worsened.  And it did make me take stock and realize what was important in life, so it’s not all bad.  Maybe even mostly good, in fact.  I take time to enjoy life more now, more or less.  Plus, my memory was never all that great to begin with anyway.  And hey, at least the plumbing still works.

That being said, I still hope it never comes back.  It was not fun.

So why am I telling you all of this?  To make a point, of course (I don’t ALWAYS ramble incoherently).  Life often takes you in directions you never expected, both good and bad.  Sometimes to an extreme degree.  In either case, good or bad….but especially bad….take a moment to notice who’s sticking around.  And more importantly….who is not.

(Thanks again, balls.  Love you, man)

((but seriously, don’t do that shit again))

😉

Anyway, let’s move on if everyone is OK with that.

Good song…also a good lesson….

So Let’s Lighten The Mood, Shall We?

Dangit…that didn’t quite work.

Let’s try again…..

There it is!!!!

/ducks to avoid rotten fruit

/stands back up, takes rotten tomato to face

Sexy Mexy Update

Well, we’re getting down to it now.  balls and I are closing in on our destination.  Many things become clearer-ish next week.  Yes, I know you think I’m lying about that.  FWIW I didn’t say it gets any less weird.  Just clearer.  Ish.

Two surprise guests next week.  We also learn that maybe (just maybe) ol’ tWBS isn’t as insane as we thought.  And there’s some violence and petty larceny, too!!!!!  No, I do NOT violently steal ol’ ballsy’s virginity….that’s for someone else to take.  Also, some of you might not be terribly happy with me on Monday morning.  Meh.  You earned it.

If anyone needs some catching up, you can go here to do it.

Monday, 11amEDT.  Ugh.

Confusing Sports

NFL!!!!!!!  2017 NFL Schedules were released last night!!!

Annnnd….

In case you’re living under a rock and haven’t heard, some piece o’ shit former Pats’ tight end offed himself this week.  And no, I’m not going to say his name.  The sooner the world forgets about that fucking sociopathic coward, the better.  But then again, if we can get most of the current Pats’ roster to follow suit it might be an enjoyable season after all.

NHL

Pens finished off CBJ last night 5-2 to take that series (4-1) and now await the winner of Caps/Leafs (2-2) in the 2nd round.

Nashville sent Chicago home early (4-0).  They’ll face the Minny/StLoo winner (Blues up 3-1).

It took the Smoothie Boys extra time to go up 3-2 on the Habs in that one.  3-2 Final in OT

And Edmonton and San Jose annoyed the crap out of me for way too long last night.  It took OT to decide this one too and the frigging thing didn’t even start until 10:30pmEDT.  Jeebus, Left Coast!!!!  And though neither club deserved it, the Oilers take the 4-3 OT win to go up 3-2 in the series.

Tonight:

  • Leafs at Caps – 7:00pm, NBCSN (tied 2-2)
  • Bruins at Sens – 7:30PM, USA (Ott leads 3-1)

MLB

Since the hockey playoffs started I haven’t paid any attention aside from the Orioles.  But here’s the standings and tonight’s schedule anyway.

GOLF

Why is this front page news?  Might be time to hang ’em up Tiger…which is the same thing I said a couple of months ago.  And a year before that.

Confusing Sexy

OK, I’m really not trynna mess with you guys this week.  I just hadn’t cleared my mind enough to decide on a theme yet when I began writing this.  Once I did, there was no other title choice but that one…

TGISF…aka Your “tWBS Is In Need Of A Blunt” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Because I’m clever.  Or so I think.  And at least I’m not blaspheming this week.  Baby steps….

Oh well.  I tried.

Emily Blunt, Everybody!!!!!!!

I love that girl.  She’s sexy, smart, has a great sense of humour…and has a really great accent.  See?  Check this out….

But yes.  She’s this week’s Princess.  Get over it….

And enjoy….

  • Emily Olivia Leah Blunt (great name, right?)
  • Born: February 23, 1983 (34 yo), Roehampton, London, UK
  • 5′ 7″
  • Married to John Krasinski (Wow, really?  That “The Office” money must be good)
  • At least she didn’t go with Emily Olivia Leah Blunt Krasinski

Anywhoooo…..

 

 

 

Plus, she’s got the best smile in EVAR!!!!!!!

tWBS’ Horrible Photo of the Week

This seems like a nice springtime choice, no?

From not quite two years ago, taken in my backyard.  Yes, my backyard is a lake.

– Family Outing –

Obviously if I didn’t know what this week’s edition would bring, I have absolutely no clue what next week will bring.  But I’ll still be here bringing you photos of half naked women….apparently.  😉

Now if you’ll excuse me I have to get home.  If I don’t have dinner on the table by the time she gets home, Alexa will punch me in the head again.

Yikes.

 

Dangit, put the gun down Emily and stop being jealous.  There’s enough of me to go around.

Love you guys.  Sincerely.

And thank you to all of you, FWIW.  Yes, all of you.

Have good weekend.

(also…pssst…less than two weeks to go…yay)

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Fine if nobody will play poker with me I will start a Civ game.

Brick Meathook

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I ordered pizza, it is gonna take a fuckton of time to get here because apparently everyone in Wisconsin is too drunk to drive and ordered pizza tonight

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sounds like every day in Wisconsin

Senor Weaselo

Rebuttal: Fuck geese. So I got four hours of sleep, dealt with rush hour traffic going into NYC, played two concerts (proud of my pianist who was a beast on the podium, and I’m so excited for cellist’s senior recital Monday), taught, and have to finish a quartet arrangement of the Beatles tonight for tomorrow. How goes it?

Brick Meathook

WOW I DID THE EXACT SAME THING WE ARE TWINS

Senor Weaselo

I’m slightly fried right now so I’m a bit rambly. Also, you’re right but still go fuck yourself 😉

WCS

HA! FAHK YOUAH BAWSTAHN!

King Hippo

It seemed hilariously unfair, but it can NEVAR be too unfair for BAHSTAHN. Get fucked, assmonkeys.

Senor Weaselo

Yes?

Don T

You transferred the negativity to the post. Or: were you using a flouride crystal suppository?

King Hippo

SCORE ALREADY, you upper house of Parliament jerkoffs…

Shogun Marcus

The idea of Mitch McConnell scoring is utterly sphincter crushing.

Gratliff

DOn’t judge a man for enjoying a good pegging

King Hippo

Mitch seems MOAR like a “sit in the corner and enjoy a nice Mandingo party” kinda guy, though…

Croooow

This is what is so frustrating about hockey for me (especially if you have a rooting interest), you get all these great and dramatic scoring attempts and nearly all of them are saved.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Landed. That chick playing Sims started snapchatting as soon as we touched down. You didn’t fly the plane, hon, I don’t get why this moment needs to be commemorated with you and your boyfriend having puppy ears and mouths in row 20.

litre_cola

Poker

Brick Meathook

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I might order a pizza tonight. I have eaten like 5 chips today and I have nothing to eat here

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Knock that shit off and order a pizza.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

DUDE FUCKING SHARE! i miss it

litre_cola

Ahh your friend came through. Nice.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I really need to work in a state with legal pot. I worked 80 hours a week and was happy. I miss it so much

litre_cola

Have to say, I love that I get it delivered to my door. Also it helps keep my somewhat archaic company alive. Soon there will be no letters, just online purchases like weed.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am just gonna steal it from now on. Fix your shit every network. Also I have the cable for you, you just suckat your job

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I hate the NBC app, is it already OT??

Brick Meathook

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Should I just go asshole and root against the teams still alive?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I really wish we could get more people to play

Will be there in about 30

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was wondering why people weren’t stumbling into the poker game, it is only 830

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

@tWBS I am watching on Amazon Firestick. So I have a 2 second to 7 min delay even though it is a “live” stream

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

No. I don’t care. just letting you know you will be celebrating or crying way before me

BrettFavresColonoscopy

There is a grown ass woman on this plane next to me making her Sims kiss. I hate people.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I know, you get one of them in the pool then delete the stairs

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Is no one else here tonight besides tWBS? I went hockey, so I only have 20 min an hour to find pics, instead of like 40 with NFL

Brick Meathook

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Do I have to turn the game on? My dad was just harassing me for not watching when I let the dog out and went for a cig

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It’s on

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

After not noticing its “cleverness” before and giving it some thought. like 2 of 10, you do better when you don’t try. Like a lot better.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Strange thing. My mom went to the High School they filmed that at.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

We had to drive by it every time we visited my grandma. They framed the shots well to show it wasn’t just a shitty high school in upper midclass Chicago

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Stupid layers

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

How interviews at companies for tech people should go:
Do you hate your users? Yes | Ok Mac guy
Do you not give a shit about your users? Yes | PC guy here
Do you want to make everything work always but be a pain in the ass every step of the way? Yes | Linux man

Regretting going back to the people that hate its users for my new phone

litre_cola

Hey. Ice redacteds lets fucking go. A nation is watching you.

We bitch and moan about all sorts of fuckwit fanbases but in reality the Ice Argos are the worst. Everywhere in this yuge country are 40 blue and white clad morons in your face all.year.long.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I FUCKING HATE APPLE SO MUCH FOR ALWAYS MAKING IT A PAIN TO TRANSFER ANYTHING ON THE PHONE.

I use caps because I have been yelling FUCK YOU at the phone for the last half hour. Still no clue how to transfer anything. Phone shows my HD as a hard drive with folders and no files. I am very passive and Type B in everything else. A shittily written piece of code designed to piss people off pisses me off.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, I can’t STAND how Apple sets up their filesystem.

Gratliff

So is it to soon to write off the Caps/Ovi’s ACL?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Since I have watched/read way too much previews of the new season. Sansa and Arya… and some dude

http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Sophie-Turner-Bikini.jpg

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I went to Lena Headey because I made a “Shame” joke at twbs

http://images.latinpost.com/data/images/full/4971/lena-headey.jpg

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

You pick the less hot of two from The Five Year Engagement? Shame

http://i.imgur.com/OxMyy.gif

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I was there, you admitted you forgot about it til the middle of the night 🙂

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t know why I ever bother updating software. Take Android Studio. Now, every time I push changes to my keyboard app out to my test device, it flips the default keyboard BACK TO THAT STUPID SHITTY SAMSUNG KEYBOARD FUCK IT ALL GAAAH I WANT TO…break stuff?

FUCK YOU NOW I HAVE LIMP BIZKIT STUCK IN MY HEAD I’LL KILL YOU GOOGLE THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

So would you be offended if someone kept posting Limp Bizkit videos? Asking for a friend

I do believe you would get your virtual ass kicked for that

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
JustStopDude

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Unsurprised

One child allowed per family and that’s the sperm that made it.

Unsurprised

Excellent choice.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ok, twbs is done with work, poker… ok give me 5 min for a cig. Also I know it is automated post times, don’t care

litre_cola

Fantastic work friend. Really thought we would see a shirtless Lagarrette Blount but Moose isnt here yet.

No baby yet. Starting to get real antsy.

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