NHL News:
The second-round starts Wednesday with the Western conference matchups, Nashville at St. Louis and Edmonton at Anaheim.
- NBC is pinning its ratings on Washington-Pittsburgh, putting them in primetime on the weekend.
- Ottawa-New York & Nashville-St. Louis get the afternoons.
- Because of the time zones involved, the Edmonton-Anaheim series won’t be off NBCSN unless they’re willing to play Game 6 at 8:00ET, and are the only series left.
NFL News:
- This should screw up some draft boards – Jabrill Peppers has tested positive for a diluted sample at the combine. Teams were informed this morning.
- His defense? Over-hydration, due to cramping & intercontinental flight.
- Today’s AP rumour – to the Saints.
- Must be because they’re removing the statues.
- The Giants exercised the fifth-year option on Odell Beckham Jr.
- Given Shanahan track records with first-year QBs, it’s a little surprising to see rumours that U*NC’s Mitchell Trubisky is high on their radar.
- Some speculation is that they are doing this to engineer another team to trade-up & take the Niners’ #2 overall pick.
- hottest rumour is the Browns trading their #12 spot plus some lower picks in order to garner the top-2 picks on Thursday & take him
- because he’s from Cleveland, and has a younger brother named (swear-to-God) Manning.
- hottest rumour is the Browns trading their #12 spot plus some lower picks in order to garner the top-2 picks on Thursday & take him
- Some speculation is that they are doing this to engineer another team to trade-up & take the Niners’ #2 overall pick.
- Jake Long has retired, and now I can stop being confused each Sunday, wondering if he’s the one not related to Howie. (Yes – not related)
- Proving Mark Davis just doesn’t hear you, the Raiders announced that their Saturday round picks will be announced from the foot of the Las Vegas sign.
- We’re all rooting for dust storm, right?
Finally, Crimebeat! lite:
- Aaron Hernandez’s fiance wants his suicide notes released. The ME is saying ‘not until we’re finished with our investigation’.
- Rae Carruth, 42, won’t be in prison too much longer. He has served about 90 percent of his sentence. His projected release date is a year & a half away – Oct. 22, 2018.
- the son he tried to abort will be almost 18.
- Here‘s a comparison between his case & Hernandez.
- O.J. Simpson’s parole hearing is scheduled for the week of July 3rd. His 70th birthday is July 9th.
- if successful, inmate No. 1027820 would be released (with conditions) on October 1.
Anniversaries:
New Coke was introduced 32 years ago yesterday.
Hard to believe today that the beverage isn’t the worst thing in the ad.
Tonight’s sports:
- NBA:
- Bucks at Raptors – 7:00PM | TSN
- Wizards at Hawks – 8:00PM | TNT
- Warriors at Trail Blazers – 10:30PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Cubs at Pirates – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Blue Jays at Angels – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- WWE:
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- featuring a “dumpster match” between Kalisto and Braun Strowman, and I’m sure some shenanigans.
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
Three days until the Draft. Odds the Browns draft a dead guy: 15-1. AND DROPPING!
AWESOME power up.
https://gfycat.com/UnfoldedConstantBelugawhale
Watching Fargo reminds me of how much of a goddamn elitist snob I am.
Ramona Flowers got a huge goddamn power up.
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Bangs vs. Combovers is the Jets – Browns of style matchups.
At least there is someone underneath her hair.
Also; wrong image.
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ELEVEN times she had to explain ??–?? trade. I could teach a fish particle physics repeating myself eleven times.
“Also, expect Pittsburgh to take advantage of a deep tight end class ….” Watching football for decades and the anal references still kill it.
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A spin for insomniacs
Now we’re talkin’!!
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I wonder if the last one was a honey badger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2QhaiKoKbc&ab_channel=FlicksAndTheCityClips
I really, really want this movie to be good. Please, be good, movie.
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Then HE got stabbed.
“With what,” he asks foolishly.
I had to put on clothes again. fuck that shit. Cig and then pizza I guess
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Sure, I show up in the poker room and everyone’s gone
I left for 20 min and they all left.I was drunk. Bit of an asshole. So normal.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/f81aea6b7e91f8996c98dc614ae3b5f7/tumblr_oidg8xALlW1qfr6udo9_500.gif
/is watching Raw.
Oh, hello Maryse.
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So eating someones leftover 9 meat pizza is still considered a dick move, right? I am making a pizza that takes 30 min at midnight as a backup
Depends. Do they owe you money?
I never owe someone pizza money
Hello hello. What did I miss?
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Evening
Doesn’t seem very privé to me.
That is god damn funny.
Gotham is the kind of Comic TV shows doing what no one want’s, but maybe they desire? No. Your plot line’s are bad. Stop. And don’t let your children write shows.
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I think A History of Violence is still on Amazon Video for free. I should watch that again.
I still haven’t seen that. Or “A Most Violent Year”. I really need to get caught up on all my violence.
Indeed!
AMVY is a good movie.
Finally got to The Leftovers. This show is really good even though it should be as boring as a baseball game.
I see Brett Butler has aged well, which … Damn.
Mmm… leftovers….
http://www.jammed.com/~mlb/blogpics/2005/11/turkey_sandwich.jpg
I’ve eaten worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqf_Csz4YHU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo-4w9A6sVE
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In all likelihood, I’ll be stripping for heart disease.
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You guys know Twin Peaks is on Netflix? We started it last night. As I was 7 when it came on to the scene, I never thought much about who killed this Palmer broad. Based on the pilot, it seems like the template for the modern “it’s about the secret lives of the characters more than the plot itself” drama series.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/9bd8b518e2f8f3b8b32f6a0ab83303d9/tumblr_oowek79KD61unlm3do1_400.gif
And then this happened:
http://ultimateclassicrock.com/files/2012/06/Tommy-Lee.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tEm4lthdQfQ/VRAI7YU4RII/AAAAAAAAJv8/MHCwJUEEkAU/s1600/Ric.Ocasek-1986.jpg
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One of the things I always hated was that the channel…not sure which of the big three it was, said the show was canceled….and then at the end of the first season being filmed, they brought it back.
This is why the second season really fucking meanders around the place.
ABC
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Good thing they don’t always make ’em like they used too.
Goddammit weather.
Looks like I’ll be able to poker (lol) sooner now.
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http://www.latimes.com/politics/washington/la-na-essential-washington-updates-donald-trump-tells-astronauts-to-get-to-1493045634-htmlstory.html
“At worst, during my second term.”
At worst is correct.
“By the way, we’re cutting your funding, here’s 20 bucks, make it last the year.”
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Come on, man! They don’t need to pay for science that is inconvenient to their business interests or base voters’ mystical beliefs.
I may be like 2 am drunk at 830
Are you saying tWBS has a chance to take some of your fake money in poker?
No but if you tell him he can i can take more quicker
Depends upon how drunk or high I can get in the next 30-ish minutes.
yo let’s play cards
I found some leftovers, don’t want them to go to waste or spoil.
Not Ms Chabert, but nice nonetheless.
GIF can spoil, but the expiration dates are usually very conservative; it takes a while until stale, let alone curdle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEW-j_OLh5U
That stuff about going to the store is true. I got the nickname Urge because they slurred RJ high as hell on a run while looking at chips named Urge. I loved it because it was all my female friends and it became normal for them, and it was awkward as hell for guys to call me Urge.
I am out for an hour til tWBS harasses people into playing poker. Then I take all his fake money and pretend I don’t know it happens every night.
I’ll be there in just a bit.
But I won’t be harassing anyone. They know where the table is.
Am I ever gonna get cleared to play?
I’ll shoot balls an email. He has to do it by hand and hasn’t been home until a day or so ago. Prolly still recovering time zones.
By hand?
So he’ll never be freed up to approve it!
I’ll shoot balls……. out of context.
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YUM
No, I shouldn’t…ok. maybe one more helping, but then I really need to stop.
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oh that perfect, flat stomach (Hippo jelly? Hippo jelly.) and DEM SHOULDERS!!!
No, don’t stop!!
LOL news: Suck-ass probable illiterate Trubisky to The Factory.
Bad news: No Glorious el beisol Cardinals nor anything else I recognize as sport tonight.
Good news: I relented and let my kids control XM for a bit and finally heard a modern rap song that made a Hippo nod and raise his fist…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tK8QfAf7G4
The guy from One Block Radius hasn’t aged a day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m75GxHpY-XM
Lacey Chabert? Don’t mind if I do…
She is one of my faves.
Here, have an extra helping then.
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I have been known to watch those shitty Hallmark movies just because she’s in them.
This is making up for the no sports thingy
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Another good picture of wrestlers in action
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I just want to goat fuck everyone on Silicon Valley to death.
HERETIC
Gilfoile would ask for seconds.
Name a better Satanist character on teevee today YOU CAN’T!!!
I haven’t seen much NBA since the 90s, but offer Marv Albert.
I feel like Emma doesn’t get enough time around here
http://i.imgur.com/feHtKtY.gif
So post more.
Yes, post some.
I was gonna do it myself but the reverse google search landed on “sports venue”
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I already gave it a thumbs up, but seriously, great joke.
Not a lot of sportsing right now.
There’s always graps
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I love the idea of bludgeoning one human being with another human being. The same concept, only applied differently goes for porn too.
The chili dog of beating styles.
Anybody up for early poker?
I am in a tourney right now while cooking dinner. MAybe in a bit
I am just straight up angry now, which is something I don’t do because I grew up in an abusive household. Perks, my allergies aren’t a thing and I am pretty sure I could lift a car up right now.
Quick taek on New MST3K: Stop trying to jam every second with a line. Let us watch the movie. The “fire em all, one is bound to be good” approach is off-putting.
I’m trying to take it slow so only 3-4 eps in but that was my complaint too. It got brought up in some interview that it was because modern TV is so much faster on jokes
I keep forgetting it’s available. Should I give it a go?
I am REALLY not a fan.
Joel and company made a bit of a stink about the later crew doing rifftrax…and here they are rehashing this show when it should have just been allowed to age with dignity.
Joel is a prop comic…that is the lowest for of entertainment.
Unless it’s heroin or coke, do you think that any GM gives a rat’s ass about failed drug tests at this point?
Fuck yeah…
Same way we in the navy gave a shit about someone being gay.
Its a convenient way of kicking someone to the curb in a timely fashion.
Please note, no one I knew in the navy was successfully separated for being gay. My best fucking WCS was more flamboyant than Buddy from Kids in the Hall. The rainbow chit was an easy avenue for us to rapidly transition shitbags from sea going commands.
I kind of wonder how they get rid of their shitbags now.
Something something Michael Flynn.
Red Alerts?
That’s how the Marines do it.
Mysterious, late night “Man Overboard Drills”?
I just really half assed a Psych paper. I am still gonna probably get all the points but I was SUPER lazy because I am honestly really pissed off at my school right now. I almost went with instead of the page I had left “I will pay my bill when you get teachers to actually show up to classes”
That fucking shit used to piss me off so much. My sister is a professor and I realize that scheduling can be a fucking nightmare, but push comes to shove, if the students are expected to be there, the fucking professors should.
I had a thermodynamics professor that was absolute garbage. 20 minutes late and would always end the class like 5 minutes early. She would do this even during fucking exams.
I’m not kidding, I ended up teaching my classmates so much shit that I got hauled into the dean of engineering’s office because she thought I was a TA doing my office hours in the campus bar.
I had a teacher in college I’d taken several courses with. I ended up working with him as a teacher’s aide, and within a year, I was covering actual classes for him while he was fucking around doing shit for his doctorate. Fast forward a few years, and I wanted him to write me a few letters of recommendation, but he wouldn’t, insisting he’d just sign off on whatever I wrote myself. Already aggravated, I did so, and when I sent him my draft, he deleted all the shit referring to me teaching his courses, the group tutor sessions I was running for him after the class periods, as well as the one-on-one sessions wherein I dragged students kicking and screaming to passing grades before signing it. He said he wouldn’t sign anything that would make him look like he was doing less than what people thought he was doing. I started learning to not trust people at like 3, so that destroyed one of the few remaining bastions of Grat’s naivety.
A colleague of mine was a former Johns Hopkins math major until he discovered crack cocaine.
Dude is an inspiration though…hang with me.
So he hits rock bottom and his dad let’s him come back home, but he will work in this dad’s metal shop, paying him back every fucking dime until they are even. Took my buddy Matt like 9 years. Every three days, Matt had to purchase a piss test and do it in front of his old man.
Fast forward, we are the two old guys in the undergrad program, taking classes together and doing undergrad research. They offer us both a free masters. I had gotten burned out doing undergrad research. I fucking hated the politics and the way everyone fucked with each other for funding and attention. Matt decided to stay on.
“Matt, promise me you won’t do free shit. They are going fuck you for access to your metal shop man. You got to not let them do that. If you ever need a real job, I will find you something”
Fucking cocksuckers dragged out his PhD so fucking long, he nearly got kicked out of school. This because once he would graduate, the university would lose access to a metal shop and a guy that new how to actually fabricated metal parts and weld. I think it was something like two or three years they sat on his fucking thesis for no legitimate reason while he work basically a full teaching load.
The worst part, this was so obvious that graduate students would give Matt shit about this because kids were getting their shit done much faster than him.
As much as people talk about how college doesn’t prepare you for the real world, exploiting people you have presumed authority over is literally human nature. It’s virtually inescapable.
The power structure shit is just unreal when people start abusing it. My sister, along with pretty much every single woman in the music department of her university are trying to get the head removed.
Since its Tenn, as a state employee, the one woman’s wife put in a Freedom of Information request.
This fucker has sexual harassment claims against him going back to fucking ’88. His lawyer requested that all emails that contain the terms “erections”, “erect”, “stiff”, “engorged”, “cunt”, “vagina”, “pussy”, and a slew of others turned over.
There were something like 20,000 emails just with “erect” due to the new arts building and stadium being built.
Fucking tens of not up to six figures worth of cash is being wasted trying to get rid of this shithead.
My mother got fucked out of her PhD before she died similarly.
So my new house has HOA fees. They take care of the lawn and cover the siding and the roof for maintenance and repairs. $95 a month.
I get a shit load of paperwork that for some fucking reason they just now feed me and that I need to get a check to them by the end of the month for $95 for next month AND $150 for some sort of cash deposit thing or something.
Here is the annoying fucking thing…they don’t have a goddamn way of paying electronically. It HAS to be a personal check to a PO Box in the next city over. No fucking way of doing autopay…I already fucking asked. I got to maintain a fucking check book and every single month remember to keep envelops and a fucking stamp book for one single fucking regular expense.
Oh and I was not expecting this $150 deposit shit. So add that to the pile of new washer and dryer. I got no heat because the gas was turned off by the time I moved in and I am too goddamn cheap to have the fucking gas turned on for at most a week of cold weather.
I got three sets of customers here for training. The larger group of three didn’t show up until 11am today. So I had to make the first two guys sit through the training slides twice. All three groups have vastly different applications so I am constantly switching gears throughout this training. I basically stopped at 330 pm because I was just fucking exhausted and the customers were nodding off as well. What is annoying is that assholes in cubicles watching youtube videos all day with throw smart comments my way about me ducking out early…as if they have done fuck all during the workday.
Just a fucking miserable day. Not like horrible…but fucking shitty enough that its causing me waves of depressive thoughts. I hate it when this shit happens.
Oh and its $15 to get a scan copy of a receipt emailed to me…
I was talking some woman in the office “I think we are not getting off on the right foot…you people cannot be serious?!?”
Turns out they are.
You need a fixer, dude.
You might be able to set up an automated check with your bank. They will mail a physical check on your behalf every month. Presumably this also gives a better, electronic, record of it as well.
Yeah I was going to look that up next week. With the customers here, I am so goddamn swamped right now I cannot even think straight.
I am honestly kind of proud of myself for not loosing my cool over the phone because usually when I get this stressed, I tend to freak the fuck out.
Hey Litre what have you been up to?
Oh, fuck, you know trying to stay sober enough to drive the missus to the hospital should she go into labour.
Tough day.
No, fucking tough 6 days but at least I get sleep!
I just got a $800 bill from my school, that I already paid, and only paid because they were shit bags in the first place and fucked up. I called them at 5:30 because I knew they closed at 6. Couldn’t talk to a live person until 6 on the nose and she told me to call during business hours
At my work i just dont answer the phone but return important messages immediately