NFL Notes:
- Looking like his mom also told him that he’s the most handsome boy on the team, Brock Ostweiler brushed off questions that he’s not ready to be the Browns’ starting QB:
- Are you good enough to be a starting quarterback? “Absolutely. Absolutely.”
- Not understanding what it means to be a Tom Coughlin quarterback, Blake Bortles has recognized that he needs to cut down on the stupid turnovers.
- a mocking note in the story points out that “those 16 interceptions last season were a career-low for the third-year quarterback”.
- Luke Kuechly wants people to stop asking him about concussions.
- Other Luke Kuechly doesn’t mind answering the questions.
Finally, your long read of the day comes from ESPN, who has a breakdown on the frictions in the Seahawks locker room, and how the difference in held-to standards has kept them from winning the multiple Super Bowls they feel they’ve deserved.
It highlights the divide between offence & defence, and exposes the hard feelings that have not yet proved water under the bridge. It also lays the groundwork for the demolition of the “Legion of Boom” after this season, when contracts begin to expire.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Game 7: Sens at Pens – 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Game 5: Cavaliers at Celtics – 8:30PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Rangers at Red Sox – 7:30PM | Sportsnet1
CFL training camps open this weekend.
‘BOUT TIME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64
What a goon.
http://www.csnwashington.com/sportsnetWashington/thumbnails/Sportsnet_-_Washington/10/601/magary-WPL_640x360_2157538739.jpg
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–rBukkPSk–/186x56bua477rjpg.jpg
I wonder how long before someone edits Trump shoving his way past other heads of state into the scene from Coming to America when the woman pushes through the crowd to announce Akeem’s future bride.
I’d do it if I had any patience.
I didn’t realize Samuel L. Jackson was a Republican.
This is hilarious and sad.
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There is no redemption for a fucking egotistical tiny handed cunt.
Who the fuck was stupid enough to ever think there could be?
Locally or nationally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsiqdl6vsGQ
This our fuckin’ beach, man!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWEVxiEFm2E
Fuck you.
…
I’m going to die alone and angry. I stand by my hatred.
The sooner the better, for everybody.
This image of Drew may come in handy.
Definitely not gonna get photoshopped in a bunch of things.
No, never.
You know, morons.
evening lads, time for another rousing round of
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PHONE
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/af/af67e46d8fb53baa926cfce649cc14c4ca0dff405fda977a1bfb13f9d459fe0f.jpg
anyone wanna pm me on slack? literally the only notification i have going right now
Just sent one, hopefully that’ll work!
found the phone, no messages thought
thanks anyways, i’ve repaired all the lamps i broke.
http://bealittleweird.com/wp-content/uploads/John-meme.jpg
I was totally not tempted to do this once i found it
Time for John Oliver TOSPEAKREAALYQUICKLYANDLOUDLYATME!!!!
So… go Ice Titans, I guess. Though considering the last year or so in sports/the world, that’s a touch of death.
I think that the Browns sign a couple new not-sure-thing QBs each year while drafting wisely everywhere else is proof that DePodesta has a brilliant plan whose success is contingent on finding a quality qb — the one position that is his secret weakness because his metrics can’t measure leadership.
In three years, he’s gonna hand over the keys of a Ferrari to fucking Tim Tebow.
Three???
In all seriousness, congrats Scotchy and Maestro. Great season for the Sens, and yinz guys were genuine good sprots through this series.
This is a classic Yinzer trick. Don’t listen to him!
Yinz all make proud.
I enjoyed the polite DFO rivalry-ing, yinz were all awesome folk.
I still don’t get the yinz thing or hockey, but laurels and hearty handshakes all around.
Assaulty motherfucker in MT gonna win by 10+
Make America Powerbomb Again?
The important thing is that I stopped caring as soon as the Blackhawks were out.
I am neutral as to who wins the final now, so methinks I can quit watching. Sad for Canadia.
Neutral chaotic.
chaos 4eva
imagine being the kind of person who cares about sports hahahahah what a stupid fucking thing to emotionally invest yourself in anyways i’m gonna go hurl my limp body off a fucking cliff now bye
poor fucking Anderson, man
I say the same thing about women.
Then I remember
http://seriousfiver.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/hot-girls-nice-asses-15may13-31.jpg
what, that we might live long enough for sex robots that can also plausibly pretend to get, accept, and love us??
I for one am ready to get tragically/hilariously shot down by our robot overlords.
yes, I am sure mine will become self aware enough to be all like “You?? No. Just…no.”
http://www.msn.com/en-sg/money/technology/the-worlds-first-robot-police-officer-just-debuted-in-dubai/ar-BBBroRI
There is a joke to make here, but I am of the wrong complexion to make it.
Greatly underrated gif.
Congrats WCS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d3gerUlgIg
Well fuck.
Oh snap!
Queef Unplugged.