Your “Hey – There’s A Game 7 On Tonight!” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL Notes:

  • Looking like his mom also told him that he’s the most handsome boy on the team, Brock Ostweiler brushed off questions that he’s not ready to be the Browns’ starting QB:
    • Are you good enough to be a starting quarterback? “Absolutely. Absolutely.”
  • Not understanding what it means to be a Tom Coughlin quarterback, Blake Bortles has recognized that he needs to cut down on the stupid turnovers.
    • a mocking note in the story points out that “those 16 interceptions last season were a career-low for the third-year quarterback”.
  • Luke Kuechly wants people to stop asking him about concussions.
    • Other Luke Kuechly doesn’t mind answering the questions.

    

Finally, your long read of the day comes from ESPN, who has a breakdown on the frictions in the Seahawks locker room, and how the difference in held-to standards has kept them from winning the multiple Super Bowls they feel they’ve deserved.

It highlights the divide between offence & defence, and exposes the hard feelings that have not yet proved water under the bridge. It also lays the groundwork for the demolition of the “Legion of Boom” after this season, when contracts begin to expire.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Game 7: Sens at Pens – 8:00PM | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Game 5: Cavaliers at Celtics – 8:30PM | TNT / TSN
  • MLB:
    • Rangers at Red Sox – 7:30PM | Sportsnet1

CFL training camps open this weekend.

‘BOUT TIME!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

This is fan-fucking-tastic

King Hippo

At least Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals up 3-nil in the 1st

/realizes this only prolly helps me

Gratliff

That’s not fair. Kessel screening is like having 3 fat asses in front of you

Brocky

Crosby: hey refs, little help?

Refs: we got you fam

scotchnaut

REALLY BIG SWEAR WORD!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

At least he heard it as it went by.

Gratliff

Fucking cunts

Brocky

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scotchnaut

I’m dying. Is it okay that I’m dying? Doesn’t matter. I’m dying.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

we shall say nice things at funeral

Gratliff

Doc Emrick’s complete inability to pronounce Phaneuf is driving me nuts

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Organic?

Unsurprised

Organic and Free-Range.

The Maestro

Caring about sports is among the most hazardous things you could ever do for your health.

Senor Weaselo

It may not be our normal level of dick-jokery but I’d say banner comment.

King Hippo

yes and yes

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

So…next goal wins, eh??

DFO sphincters….tight!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

Cavs on pace to score 150(!) in a playoff game.

Brocky

you know, I like to pretend that I’ve above fads an social influence.

I dislike the cowobys, and to the lesser extent, the steelers, only by reputation. I’ll always hate the packers, colts, and patriots more.

but when it comes to the penguins, holy fuck. when the fuck did all these yinzers move to indiana? it feels like those motherfuckers have done everything in their power to convince that the blackhawks winning their three cups in the last decade, thier logic?

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So yes, I am rooting for a senators win tonight. because fuck penguins

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DelectableKnobbyGangesdolphin-mobile.mp4

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Brocky

Aubrey sure does look bored there. just saying

scotchnaut

Uh, does she have another look?

Brocky
King Hippo

It’s nice that this exists. Hippo want MOAR.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Would smell fingers!!

King Hippo

CHUH CHUH!!!

/would like them fingers clean

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’d like them too.

scotchnaut

As a Sens fan, this tingling on the entire left side of my penis. This isn’t an indication of a stroke,right?

litre_cola

No, just dont burn any toast.

Gratliff

GET BODIED YOU COMMIE FUCK

The Maestro

I think I’m dead

WCS

Good to know there’s DFO in the afterlife.

Unsurprised

Where everyone acknowledges that Roger Goodell is a national disgrace, BOLTMAN has mounted the Spanos’ heads on pikes, Stan Kroenke is perpetually being beaten by “friendly” St. Louis cops, it’s always Sexy, and the Sunday Gravy never stops flowing (kinda like Indianapolis). All while listening to the best of Radio DFO.

litre_cola

Decilitre just pissed all over my favourite Pennywise shirt. This type of disdain for quality music is not acceptable. And I am covered in piss.

WCS

Better get used to that.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The are government officials that would pay $5,000 for that.

Mr. Ayo

It’s amazing what you get for free as a parent

Gratliff

To my knowledge, this doesn’t end. My 9 year old’s current favorite activity is to day dream while taking a piss. I never expected I’d spend my most valuable years making sure he hasn’t sprayed the wall behind the toilet, but here we are.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He will be great in the future food lines in the US.

Brocky

well, at least you’ve learned a valuable lesson:

lock those favorite shirts in storage for the next 19 years.

blaxabbath

Shake.

Unsurprised

American Gods is awesome.

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scotchnaut

I’ve no idea what this is supposed to convey but I can’t stop laughing.

herodotus450

Bad acting by looking directly into the camera for half of the shot?
/Yeah i said it so what wfanna figth about it?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It was intentional in the context of that movie, so yeah.

Unsurprised

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Brocky

note to self: stop being a lazy jackass and actually drag your ass to the living room, stop relying on a shitty webpage to let you know the game is back on .

its been intermission for like 30 minutes

Romonobyl

The NBA is dead to me…DEAD I SAY!!!!!

Do carry on.

herodotus450

The two teams in the finals have lost a combined 1 game all playoffs? Seems good.

blaxabbath

Can’t argue that the playoff format didn’t get it right.

King Hippo

welcome to most white ppl, 20 years ago

scotchnaut

I uh, what? Goal?

Gratliff

looooooooooooooooool

scotchnaut

SWEAR WORD!!!

Brocky

evening.

I was looking at this crude gif i made, then i realized that it likely has gifs from another dfoer. don’t mean to steal just,….

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Unsurprised

Nice

Brocky

did you make that st. paddy’s day one?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Alison and Gillian are for sharing…..

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Was looking for the Spaceballs suck gif, but saw this instead, so I’m going with this.

http://blog.countryhabit.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Bra-Pullup1.gif

Unsurprised

Turns out she’s a switch hitter now.

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scotchnaut

“So I’m going with tits.”

-Gratliff, corrected

Unsurprised
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fronkenshteen

Hey-yooo! Now that’s timing.

/the fix is in in Pitt.
//Magary is right about the Pens
///Sorry WCS

scotchnaut

To no one’s surprise, Crosby is seen yakking at the refs . I’m sure he was telling them that the Sens are a quality team that he respects.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

I hate the future. The voice of a sheltered 12 year old white boy should never be considered “scary.”

herodotus450

Penalty against Pitt?
“terrible call” -Penishead

theeWeeBabySeamus

I could care less as long as tonight’s winner takes the cup.
Fuck Nashville!!!!!

scotchnaut

I’m not a fan of country music as well.

herodotus450

But think of it this way: if Nashville wins, it’s another knife in the back of Montreal

King Hippo

But at least they got that me first glory boy out the locker room amirite??

herodotus450

He’s such a distraction. No class at all. Insubordinate. Doesn’t appreciate all we’ve done for him, bringing him over here for free, a place to live, a place to work, taken care of his family–wait what were we talking about again?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Meh; I fucked Nashville once; frankly she wasn’t that good.

scotchnaut

Ottawa gets the first power play?

/faints

Gratliff

I want fucking Yinzer tears. That’s all I’m here for.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

I’m a-scared of Malkin way more than I is of Crosby. That stinkin’ Russkie can play.

scotchnaut

You can’t knock that motherfucker off the puck. He’s too strong.

blaxabbath

I went to a baseball game the other night. It had like four homers and actually was fairly competitive. There was also a ‘no-pitch just give the guy first’ walk which was odd to experience. There were also multiple meetings at the mound when Goldschmidt was up. I also got on the jumbotron.

In all, it took too fucking long and I’ve got no interest in going to a baseball game unless it’s playoffs.

herodotus450

I hear they put real gold in Goldschmidt.

King Hippo

With everyone’s favourite el beisbol side in LA, I’ve taken a nap every day this week. My internal clock is more fucked up than a junkie trucker’s.

litre_cola

Right here with ya Hippo. Between civil service in teh mornings, bartendings in the night, and with decilitre I am currently on Siam time.

WCS

Game 7s are one of the greatest things about sports, except when your team is involved. Then, they suck ass.

scotchnaut

“Game 7 Stress Disorder” is a real goddamn thing. Get on it Scientians!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I feel like Seattle is going to have an absolutely horrible year. But then I remember they play in a division that features the Rams and the 49ers, and I am confident that they will do just fine.

blaxabbath

Cards could be 7-8-1!

(not really)

King Hippo

6-8-2! With the shorter OT periods, they can give us two SeaTruther shame classics.

And seriously, the thought of that game from last year is the closest thing I have to a reason to live. My God, it was glorious. #WhyWeWatch

WCS

Something important going on?
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King Hippo

I am currently at the (thank fuck last) chorus performance of one of my HS sophomore twins. Disney medley pops shit. It’s horrific. Also outdoors. Not blazing hot like most years, but I got rained on to continue my usual run of luck.

WCS
King Hippo

Oh, I pilled up before I left, brought a book, and have MOAR pills in the backpack.

Still annoyed.

The Maestro

I’m about ready to shit my pants here. For now it’s because of my nerves, but check again in three hours and it may well be because of the alcohol.

King Hippo

So long as theys get shat, my good man.

King Hippo

Go Canadia!! Make us all proud, eh?

scotchnaut

If Ottawa can weather the first few minutes w/o giving up a goal they might have a shot.

/”weather” It’s in our DNA!

litre_cola

Got my tickets to the LaboUr day classic in the vag (Regina) brand new shiny stadium, has to be better that Taylor Field which I would say is a cross between Qualcomm, Oakland Coliseum and Sun Devil Stadium where “fluid” leaks from above.

The Maestro

I’d love to get out there to see a game at some point. Bought my Grey Cup tickets about a month ago and I’m excited as hell.

ballsofsteelandfury

I do love how you Canadiens pronounce Regina.

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