Some weeks ago, when the Stanley Cup Playoffs were only just getting going, there were multiple requests that I do a Hockey Girls themed Sexy Friday. At the time, my response was something like “Yes of course we will, but we’ve got plenty of time yet”.
And now look. Several weeks and several distractions later, and I almost blew it.
Of course the Pens more or less backing their way into a 2-0 series lead in the finals is what finally lit a fire under me. Because in spite of macho guarantees to the contrary from the Nashville camp, those lucky Yinzers could very well end this before I get another shot next week. Sooooo….
Sexy Hockey Girls
Now or never….
More later……
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGKdle1bbvo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8CATgfHG0s
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Not Much Sports
NHL
No hockey last night. None tonight, either.
Game 3 is Saturday night in Nashville, 8pm, NBCSN (PIT 2-0)
NBA
Kevin Durant carried Golden State to an easy win last night, jumping to a 1-0 series lead and embarrassing the Cavs by 22 in game one.
Game 2 is Sunday night in Oakland, 8pm, ABC (GSW 1-0)
MLB
Apparently, Mr. Met went blue this week. I completely missed that until this morning while perusing the sports news in my underpants. At least something interesting happened (and no, I don’t mean me in my underpants is interesting).
NCAA Baseball
2017 Road to Omaha gets underway today. Here’s the bracket/schedule if you’re interested. Or even if you’re not.
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Girls of Hockey
If it’s hockey related, it’s fair game.
Enjoy….
And last but not least, let’s make Brocky’s head go all ‘splodey n junk…..
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The Last Ones
The last of the photos I plan to share of my recent trip west, that is. At least for now. Even I’m getting bored of them now. And while neither of these is the most technically wonderful photo I’ve ever taken, I happen to like them both.
The first is the view of Pacific Park amusement park atop the Santa Monica Pier as seen from the back side (ocean side). Something about the colours set against the darkening dusk skies which appeals to me….
This one is obviously a candid street scene, taken on my last day at Venice Beach. Not sure why, but there’s something about it I like….
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This song is not the easiest listen, not the least of reasons being because of the length. Nor is that the only reason. But it’s worth it. Trust me.
Have a great weekend, Folks.
Love ya’s.
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Hahahaha…suck it Hoosier boy. You just watched strike three go by in spite of all the fanfare for your not a homerun foul ball three pitches earlier. Even the announcers wanted it to be a HR, so we know who they’re rooting for. And yet you choked.
Damn hipsters
Jacket off! Jacket off!
This looks uncomfortable. She should just take it off.
I hereby volunteer my assistance to assist her with her comfort issues.
I’m not efficient, but I try hard.
This is what I get for only saving the direct links. GIS is useless.
Also, when I become global emperor, a world wide policy will be established where hotel showers handles throughout the fucking world will be standardized.
I cannot fathom why hotels will shove the most convoluted and messed up setups. The fucking one in my room took me like 5 minutes to figure out.
Death by scalding will be the punishment for landed gentry that refuse to follow my edict.
I will be a cruel, but just dictator.
Okay…is it just me…or does HDTV not exist in Canada?
My hotel room, no HD. The bar in the lobby,…no HD. Walked across the street to see the Jays and the Yankees…also low def.
It’s only *googles* 0.74 the definition.
If you intentionally sought out Jays/Yanks, then you got what you deserved.
It’s not like there’s NHL hockey in Canada right now.
…says the Yanks’ fan.
Really? You must be in the New Burlington, old Burlington has black and white and everything in beta.
I laughed.
I loved spending a year in Spain, but there are so many places I didn’t get to visit, like Minorca. My brother and I have committed ourselves to losing enough weight to go to Spain and maybe other parts of Europe next September no matter what. At times like now, how shitty I’ve felt for months, I don’t know why that goal isn’t on the whiteboard I keep across from my bedroom door.
Anyway, click on the image or however you need to to view its full size because this is amazing.
You WILL do this!! If you need anyone to kick your ass and remind you of what you need to do, count on me.
Thanks. I’ll keep you to that.
Yeah, let’s kick his ass!!!!!!
I mean if he doesn’t do it. Or even if he does. Whatever.
So the Chiefs randomly cut Jeremy Maclin and this is my favorite thing to come from it so far.
RIBMAN v. BOLTMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE
B: DID YOU SAY MARTHA?
R: MRPHFNMAPH /swallows…murr ribs. Now.
That’s awesome.
Wow. Compared to this guy, we’re just amateurs.
To be fair, it’s an edit of a pretty well-known meme. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta
That ass is what first drew me to her, but Aly really does it for me even though she’s like 4 feet tall.
If there’s a leaked sex tape pool, I’d pick one of her to leak out sooner rather than later.
Errr, her teammate seems to be well ahead.
https://www.instagram.com/mckaylamaroney/?hl=en
Considering those pictures, I’d say she’s well behind.
(What a great URL) https://gfycat.com/ColdKindlyAsiaticgreaterfreshwaterclam
As a tall man, I generally prefer tall women, but sometimes I have a craving for a petite woman like this.
They’re called “spinners” for a reason.
Mild fetish aside, it seems terrible impractical to fuck a woman more than a foot shorter than I am.
You need to learn how to fuck.
So, she lives in LA, huh?
Indeed
Interesting…
This will have to do for now. https://gfycat.com/SingleJoyousGalapagoshawk
I still can’t figure out how she passed a baby through this pelvis. The human body is disturbingly mysterious.
EDIT: Sorry. I didn’t really grasp how tall that would be posted in the comments.
Full-sized: h
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Hon, I’ve seen Andy Cohen shit a whole Fleshlight out while tripping on poppers in 2007!
I’m so glad you’re here.
I read not too long ago that C-sections have actually altered the evolution of humanity by allowing narrow-hipped women and broader-shouldered babies to survive whereas they’d have died in the past.
I don’t think she had one, but it’s not like I stalk her that closely on IG.
I think it’s about a third of births now. It surprised me until I started noticing just how narrow some women’s hips are.
First the calendar, now this? Fuck you Caesar!
“He’s being a bully,” says the person who did a picture of her holding said bully’s decapitated head.
Ah, Kathy Griffin is pulling the Trump on Trump.
I pity any dumbshit liberal defending that dipshit.
10 times worse was done to Obama for “humor”; those same people were “Meh, it’s humor”, now the little republican snowflakes are bent to shit.
I fucking hate half-apologies. Either say fuck off or have a sincere apology, the “Well I’m sorry because I got caught” annoys me.
“Oh no I lost a once a year CNN gig where I pretend Anderson Cooper is actually attracted to me and I flirt with him!”
Evening commentists, hope you have all the libations needed, if not, get up off your ass and go get some.
But I just got done jerking it and I’m dehydrated! (I sweat like a beast because of how time-consuming and difficult my meds make it to ejaculate).
/Some of this may be true.
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You know you keep the gatorade next to the bed. What are you, new?
My bedroom is only so big.
My meds make it very easy for me to ejaculate! Then again sherm isn’t something you can get over the counter!
How about a large Dairy Queen Blizzard eaten out of self-pity while driving. Is that an adequate substitute for drinking?
Oh yes, Blizzards are acceptable. Now of they had Baileys or Kahlua blizzards we would be in business
After this last Mets inning I need a pick me up, so I’m going to watch the last 10 minutes of Philadelphia.
Denzel is truly one of our greatest national treasures.
An offering to BOLTMAN
Low Commander didn’t steal the bolt, did he? Wink wink?
He didn’t ask me for help, but nobody tells me nothin’
Future Elly Mae / Olds 4-4-2
http://images56.fotki.com/v1600/photos/0/250280/8689669/81749_Engine_Web-vi.jpg
New rule: Giancarlo and Judge have to play home run H-O-R-S-E for the Derby.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP3MuUTmXNk
Hmmmm, that Aaron Judge sure is a horse!
“Mr. Subban, what are your thoughts about your time in Montreal?”
What PK will say:
“I miss the city, and the organization was always very well to me. I am especially proud of helping out children with my donation to the hospital.”
What PK thinks:
“Suck on deez nuts Therrien! Oh and the media up there can lick my asshole. I donate 10 million to a fucking children’s hospital, but oh no, he’s ‘too outspoken and flashy’! And to the teammates who didn’t like me, have fun watching Shea Weber age and keep wasting your all-world goalie’s talent for the next six years, assholes.”
Nailed it.
Future Ginger Grant / Douglas A-26 Invader
Question: I recorded Meatballs on the DVR to watch later. I have not seen it in mumble mumble years. Am I wrong to be looking forward to watching it?
IT JUST DOESN’T MATTER!
Now, here’s real talk Buddy:
The best birth control is working in a special needs school. Seriously. Even if you think you are ready to have kids, this will make you think twice if you are truly ready.
Loophole: you have to think once before you can think twice, and I ain’t never think about wrapping it up
That is the Raw Dog Corollary
That first picture makes me so hard, so smooth and comfy, goodness I’d never want to take my hands out.
Eagle gloves are amazing.
Do you do endorsements?
Do you have $3000 and a dick? Then… yes.
ah went out an’ got beer, ain’t even no stupid ice footy on tonight. Life is just a big piece of shit.
Drinking to drinking?
Also:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-It5OGsreWw
Stupefyin’ Jones the Future Catwoman
HELL YEAH
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hsk.gif
MOOSE: Currently finishing a digital Joan Brinkman. I tell you, since I’m not certain anyone else would know who she is.
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Main_Page
Roberta Pedon next. There’s a theme there, somewhere…
It’s like there is two themes….. can’t quite…..
Sometimes you have to slap people across the face to make them get the point.
Sometimes you have people who never get the fucking joke.
My ears are burning.
Well, you should ask her to spread her legs further apart then.
It’s damn hard to find a safe photo of her on Bing.
Uno más
That’s actually one of the pics I’m turning into a digital illo.
I hate when you are about to sneeze, but can’t.
One of the classes I teach, is a grade 7 EAL class. We’re doing parent teacher interviews right now and I just met problem girl’s mom. Holy shit! Problem girl’s mom is gorgeous. I did not see that one coming. She also gets bomus marks for telling me in Chinese that if her daughter acts out, “put pressure on her to behave”. I don’t know what the hell the translation is supposed to be, but, Ill assume defenestration is now an option.
Everyone does like defenestration…
The second meaning also has appeal right now.
I once dated a woman who left bomus marks on me, man, she was into the kink.
Eh there eh….Greetings from lovely Burlington Ontario eh!
I don’t get why anyone would want to live in Toronto. Granted, i was just getting from the airport, to the hotel, but its the same insane amount of traffic you see in Southern California.
Except for people are incredibly friendly, even the meth head that was trying to rob me at the 7-11 while I was trying to get smokes.
“Pardon me, sir, but this is a stick-up, eh? Oh…sorry aboot that. I didn’t mean to interrupt. You go ahead and buy yer smokes an’ I’ll just wait ootside for ya, eh?”
I offered the guy a fiver that i had in USD…and next thing you know, a riot started.
Welcome. Yeah, as for Toronto it is a fun city to visit but hell on earth to live in. Burlington is hmmm, well, its ummm in Canada.
wud u like a volunteer 2 serve as ur undershirt??
I can’t hear anything but this loud ringing, toes and fingers are numb.
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Emily NSFDFO for I see London, I see France…….
It’s harder to find pictures of her clothed.
I hope when Karla Homolka’s kid gets a hamster, he names it Tammy.
Why did I image search this fucking psychopath for some photo snark; I knew what might turn up. fuck.
Jesus. She looks like Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS’s evil sister.
Wait until Stephen Hawking sees this.
Still waiting for Goon 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFWMtZmjwR4
Just caught the train downtown for my first Padres game of the year. The Dirt BOLTMEN are riding their first 4-game winning streak in almost 2 years (a stat I’m almost embarrassed to admit) after sweeping the Cubs. Let’s make it 5!
And if not, I’ve got a flask of rum to keep me… Happy is the wrong word… Going? Going.
They are type of team than can sweep the Cubs, then have a 21 game losing streak in July.