In spite of how it might sometimes appear around here, you know at around 7pm Eastern each Friday….. It’s actually a fact that I prefer the company of a woman who is intelligent.
OK Vlad, you can stop laughing any time now….I’ll wait….. jerk.
But I’m actually very serious, truth be told. I mean don’t get me wrong. A lass who possesses….let’s call it “outward physical attributes which most American males find attractive“…. is great and all. But if I can’t talk to her, if we can’t have a conversation….? Then what’s the point?
Yep, that never works. Always much better if she’s got a brain and actually has some interests, even if they are nerdy. Though the nerdy girls are not without their own quirks, of course.
But yes, in honor of my preference for a gal I can talk to, even one who can be a little nerdy at times….. we’re doing Sexy Nerdy Girls this week. What does that mean exactly? I’ll tell ya later.
(pssst….but it’s pretty much exactly what you think it is)
No, not this…..
More like this….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24muFMpkHa0
And a couple of the ladies from that compilation even made their way into our All-Star review below. What a coincidence….?
Nah….probably not coincidence exactly.
How’s About Some Nerdy Musical Selections?
Obligatory…..
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For The Sports Nerd In You
NHL
Did you see what the Pens did last night? I mean holy hell, they barely broke a sweat. Truth is, I turned it off after the first period. I kept up with the score via notifications, but I had important TV to catch up on.
But yeah, home ice has been the tonic thus far. Sorry Preds, that ends on Sunday….Pens will take the repeat, in six, on the road.
Game Six – Yinz @ Nash – Sunday, June 11, 8pmEDT – NBC (PIT 3-2)
NBA
Hey….remember back when I predicted Cavs in seven? No? Well good, never mind then.
Golden State has dominated, and this shit is gonna be over tonight probably. Cleveland can talk all the rah rah they want at this point but….no. It would take a major effort for them not to go out at home tonight unless the Warriors mail it in. We’ll see.
Kevin Durant….great acquisition, or greatest acquisition? Discuss.
Game Four – GSW @ CLE – Friday, June 9, 9pmEDT – ABC (GSW 3-0)
MLB
If the playoffs started today….
….there would be a lot of undeserving teams in. Aside from Houston, Washington, and the whole flipping of the NL West (check you out, Colorado), 2017 has thus far been about the most boring and lackluster season I can remember. There has been some terrible baseball played. The rest of the summer is going to be torture if this keeps up.
Oh, and of course the All-Star game talk has begun to pick up. Here’s your ballot, if you’re interested.
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Sexy Nerdy Girls
For our purposes here this evening, what constitutes a Sexy Nerdy Girl? Who gets to decide if she is? Well as with most things, that’s in the eye of the beholder. Who gets to behold here?
Me, that’s who. If you want a voice, then add it in the comments.
But here’s the general guidelines….
- Nerdy gamer girl? Check.
- Nerdy comics/cosplay girl? Check.
- Dressed like a Catholic schoolgirl? LOL, wtf do you think???? Double Check.
- Scantily clad in glasses and looks like a librarian with….let’s say “fetishes”…? Mega Check.
Anywhoooooo….hopefully I’ve given you a nice variety.
Enjoy…….
Fun fact: I own this same Batman t-shirt and am wearing it right now as I type this. Yes, it looks much better on her than on me….
Hmmmmmm…..that seems like a weird one to end on. Random photo upload stuck that one in the end (giggity). Let’s find a different “less weird” one to close out on, shall we?
There we go. Well, it’s a little less weird at least. Plus she’s very kinda perrty (alert readers might remember her, btw). But yes, I think this is a good one to end on. I need to do laundry anyway. Thank you for the reminder, dear.
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A Nerdy tWBS Photo
I like bugs as much as I like flowers, btw. I am a nerd.
This shy li’l fella is an Assassin Bug (Reduviidae) from two summers ago who was trying to evade my camera by hiding behind a tiki torch. Seriously.
He might look nerdy, but in the bug world this guy is a major badass…
Predatory Reduviidae use the long rostrum to inject a lethal saliva that liquefies the insides of the prey, which are then sucked out. The saliva contains enzymes that digest the tissues they swallow. This process is generally referred to as extraoral digestion.[2] The saliva is commonly effective at killing prey substantially larger than the bug itself.
That’s right. So look out, bug jocks. This little nerd is gunning for ya.
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Alrighty then, that’s about it I guess. Go find a nerdy girl and show her some love.
Love ya’s.
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Irina Shayk http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/b9gzizesywkuk2vvgz42v4sh6u413vtf
She’s shocked to be wearing clothes.
For tomorrow’s lesser footy https://gfycat.com/CarefreeEasyChinchilla
Planes on a train:
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Train on a plane:
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…and Walter Payton is once again passed up on again.
Stupid self-awareness
Charlize Theron is so hot. The chick who played Gazelle in Kingsman is pretty, too, I guess.
Because politics are not crazy enough and God apparently hates me or enjoys throwing trials at me and seeing how I react, Jerry Springer wants to be my Representative.
http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/politics-extra/2017/06/09/px-jerry-springer-now-planning-run-congress-ohio/381683001/
Finally, someone in Washington with principles.
Fuck yea. Steve for Sergeant at arms!
/Salutes
//Not with his hand
Hey look, it’s a couch.
No wait, it’s just Shaq in a really ugly fucking coat.
Somebody banner this man!
Eh, no comma
Seriously….did you see the coat? Even this douche wouldn’t have put that thing on….
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1521163/120314.08.jpg
I’m in the uber heading to Anaheim.
Traffic sucks and the driver likes country.
It will be worth it.
He ded. Grabbing the fence was an autonomic reaction.
I can’t believe I laughed. Well this long anyway.
Showoff
Am I alone in seeing this as a metaphor?
Stupid comment moderation. Anyway, more boobs.
I remember Jane Child.
Well I guess the hair is similar in the back.
So many hot lesbians.
In my mind-canon, Johanssen just agreed to do it once and McKinnon can’t believe it.
That’s why you always test your outlets!
If you child-proof your outlets, then you won’t have to child-proof your outlets
His plug is not even grounded….smgdh.
Just doesn’t feel right with an adapter
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/xT8AAOSwstxVLFd7/s-l300.jpg
GFI.
Something something AC vs. DC
Maybe it’s not sexual assault, and she just needs a guy grounded to be pounded.
Mmmm
Christy Knuckle.
She’s still hot.
Fuck yeah, she is.
Can’t say as I’m paying any attention to the basketed balls contest, but is GS just toying with Cleveland?
Probably. If for no other reason than enduring a year of “GS blew a 3-1 lead.”
Unless they blow a 3-0 lead. In which case an eternity of that. Or so I’ve heard…
That would be hilarious.
I can’t wait for the Fourth of July
Future NY Giants owner
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01132005
That recipe is a crime against humanity.
Speaking of West World. Also, how amazing are Thandie Newton’s breasts?
NSFW: h
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It’s a very good show on many, many levels. Huzzah!
I still mourn Clementine.
So Eastern European looking.
I’ve said too much.
She’s Armenian.
Anyway, I thought Clementine was back at the end.
I just learned that the one on the far right is the actress who plays Clementine on West World.
And the girl in the middle was on the hit web series My Alibi
Emma Stone is a gem. https://gfycat.com/HideousImpishGrackle
Well, Canadian contingent, who are we dueling? And by dueling in Canada they mean… hockey fight?
http://dailyhive.com/vancouver/criminal-code-canada-duel-laws
Lin Manuel Miranda better watch out for Bill Burr
Lucky-assed skateboard ,, smh
http://i45.tinypic.com/ibktpl.gif
http://www.jrsphotos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/IMGP0170-jrnl.jpg
MLB “If the playoffs started today”
I could not be bothered to watch any of it much earlier than usual.
/remembers dick in a box failure
//disguises penis as ice cream cone
Observe as Cleveland’s collective sphincter tightens just a bit.
More to come.
LMFAO. but at least the locks held.
Not what I’d expect Rex Ryan’s dog to look like…
P.S, one of your favorites got some posting attention below.
Oh dear, I’m afraid to go look.
But of course I will.
I see several of my favs down there (let me rephrase).
But I’m most impressed to have seen this lovely…..
http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/eiza-gonzalez-at-star-wars-episode-vii-the-force-awakens-premiere-in-hollywood-12-14-2015_1.jpg
Oh the evil things I’d do for Eiza Gonzalez. And with Eiza Gonzalez. And to Eiza Gonzalez.
Sorry, I’ll be back in ten….
http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/eiza-gonzalez-she-s-funny-that-way-premiere-in-los-angeles_5.jpg
seconds.
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Eiza+Gonzalez+Beauty+Book+Brain+Cancer+Edition+q40Hg9fvHFwl.jpg
You flatter me.
Wow, I stand corrected. Pretty impressive end of the qtr after looking like they were folding.
I am way more attracted to Ireland Baldwin than her cousin Hailey, whose face just looks identical to her dad’s in a way that I will never be able to ignore. I would say it’s a shame Irey doesn’t swing my way, but who would I be kidding?
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she seems nice!
http://itr2010.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tumblr_ngyqt4D62g1r6ac4uo1_1280-600×900.jpg
Corrie Lejuwaan
I like the new NSFDFO add campaign:
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Behind the scenes reporting this story:
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Kurt Eichenwald does PR for Krispy Kreme?
I’ve always wanted to do javelin. I think it appeals to human nature.
I threw it in high school, a lot of technique, but it is fun, as you say; a natural motion. My results were only slightly better than Buster’s.
This has got to be the corniest love scene I’ve ever seen.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*great work