NFL Notes:
- the Titans are kicking Eric Decker’s tires.
- Brent Griffith, who spent one year with the Bills in 1990, is being charged with insurance fraud over said AFC Championship ring.
- he had claimed it stolen, but was ratted out by his ex-wife who believes didn’t get her share.
- Number of fucks Mike Tomlin gives about Le’Veon Bell missing practice = 0.
- Michael Bennett wishes people would stop asking him about Richard Sherman & Russell Wilson.
Peter King, in an attempt to either contribute to, or sully, the word “journalist” has begun a column series called “Exit Interview“, where he interviews long-time beat reporters of, or team employees for, various football teams in the NFL. His first column is with & about Bob McGinn, who covered the Packers for 38 years. It reads like someone who wants to remember what it was like before becoming a shill.
I’m not sure if this McGinn quote about team media is a veiled shot at the Nugget Baron. I choose to believe so:
All these team websites are just a pox on our business. All the coverage is slanted. It’s all pro-team and the people who cover, who work for a network one way or another that is paying the league billions of dollars to broadcast games and be partners, everything they say I take with a grain of salt.
Finally, ESPN announced today that Saints superfan Jarrius Robertson will be the winner of the Jimmy V award at the ESPYs on July 12.
- “Robertson battles biliary atresia — a chronic liver disease that affects his physical growth. He has been in and out of hospitals since receiving a liver transplant when he was 1. At one point, he was in a coma for an entire year. He received a second liver transplant on April 30.”
- Hopefully Brett Favre can muster more enthusiasm in his applause.
Tonight’s sports:
- 30 for 30
- Celtics/Lakers: Best of Enemies (Part 3) – 8:00PM | ESPN
- MLB:
- Rays at Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Yankees at Angels – 10:00PM | ESPN / TSN
Canadians get final pre-season CFL games this coming weekend. A two-game pre-season followed by an 18-game regular season? That’d never work in the NFL. FOUR PRE-SEASON GAMES ARE PRECIOUS FLOWERS!
Fuck. It’s already Wednesday and I wanted to have this thing done by Friday.
Technically, it’s Thursday now!
Even better!
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Good movie
9/11 Two: Electric Boogaloo
Do you think Garrison’s coffin with have his name and DEAD written across it?
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All the jokes are coming up flat.
I’d come up that
Huh. Twenty years after I first hoped to see her, but at least I can now say that I’ve seen Diane Farr naked. https://pixhost.org/gallery/hKM3y
And that is why the rest of breakfast is always disappointed.
But he gets them all wet.
Ohh. Fargo’s on tonight.
Skyline Chili references on @midnight? Might be the closest Hardwick ever gets to football.
Then if I ever visit L.A. and see him, I will be sure to go back later with a football and get him right between the eyes.
(Thank God I know lawyers there.)
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Pick your camera angles judiciously.
The peacock is fucking with GIS. Who dat?
Sophia Bush.
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No price marked on box.
Well, she has every right to be disappointed.
Complimentary. Like dinner mints.
Pool safety is important now that summer’s here.
This movie could’ve made a billion dollars with the right “plot.”
Evening, (imaginary) friends. How’s shakes?
The first two were nice. The third was messy.
More than that is playing with yourself.
Not too bad. Justnfinished playing baseball amd now am rolling one. Ypu?
I went for a very long hike and then got a beer. Still feel like today was a shit today, but it ended on some good notes.
Being terrible at written expression, Part MMMCCLXIX:
Three thousanths, two hundert and fitty ninetenn.
No, wait.
Hey, I already took some melatonin. Wanna take my fake poker money until I pass out?
I’ll need about 15mins, but after that, I can’t wait to hang around until you pass out.
No, I won’t be rephrasing that.
Try and make it quick and painless.
I won’t rephrase that either.
tWBS; this means he’s already lubed.
Jesus Christ. What an idiot.
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I’ve never wanted more to be a golf pro/house painter
Boner rubber in between cheekser comer in pants guy.
More like nipplyearthworm, amirite
Nice bra
So when the Senate hits the floor again and Mitch goes back to treating anyone across the aisle like a Jerry Richardson kitchen staff member, who will be the Democrat to get caught murmuring, “Maybe Hodgkinson had the right idea…”
None of them have the balls to even think it.
It’ll be a woman. They’re the only ones with any fucking balls in Congress.
Oh, speaking of 30 For 30 and shitty networks: there’s a 30 For 30 podcast that will begin airing original episodes on June 26. Here’s the WWL’s page, or search for it on your podcast player/app of choice.
http://www.espn.com/espnradio/podcast/archive/_/id/19472136
McGinn’s veiled shade has holes the size of Fat Humps in it.
DO NOT get your nut sack caught in this.
Unless you’re into that
Once.
So I’m watching O’s/White Sox. O’s 2B Jonathon Schoop commits an error, allowing Avisail Garcia to reach, and advance the previous baserunner, 1st to 3rd. Upon reaching 1st base safely, Garcia crosses himself, kisses his hand or fingers or wtf-ever, and points up.
So, is this like his way of thanking Jesus for making my secondbaseman suck? Bcuz if it is I’ve got even more reason to hate that guy. Well, both guys. Well, all three guys I guess (C’mon Schoop, shoulda been outta that inning now we got potential unearned runs all over the place….there’s one now in fact!!!!!)
This rant has been brought to you by vodka.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4vaN01VLYSQ
To alcohol!
“We may not always agree but, as legislators, we should all be touched by this shooting because – Drmocrat or Republican — we must always remember that we share an important trait between us all here.
We are part of the privileged class and NOTHING should ever make us forget that this fraternity is more important than any piece of work on The Hill.”
-Congressional Leaders
“Now let’s get this healthcare bill passed so we can get back to Summer break. This isn’t supposed to be a full time gig.”
– Senate Democrats
You actually think that is limited to democrats?
That’s the Republicans. The Democrats don’t care about that bill because it’s getting in the way of their redbaiting.
BULLSHIT! One side is ghouls. The other is just a bunch of whores carrying water for those ghouls.
Is hipster porn a thing? I feel it should be.
“Can I stem your kale?” *twirls mustache*
“Meh. I was blowing guys before it was cool. Now stick it in my ear gauge.”
*Is [ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING] porn a thing?
Yes it is, yes it is.
I am just assuming you put on your sunglasses before the pun.
Quite right. You know I did.
Rule 34
I like this idea very much.
https://twitter.com/RandPaul/status/746022114042478592
Bold strategy, Goldfucker. Let’s see if it pays off.
It makes me pretty goddamned happy that Trump is now officially under investigation for attempting to obstruct justice…and that the announcement came ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I imagine Breaking Bad’s Jesse Pinkman yelling “The Incompetent FBI says HAPPY BIRTHDAY, bitch!!”
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The club doesn’t have a BYOP policy.
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$42 FOR DRY CLEANING A SUIT? WTF?
That’s a 30MB gif. This is why I don’t use DFO when I’m not on wifi.
As often happens, my length got away from me.
Sorry, I’ll measure next time.
Just don’t turn sideways.
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Even by internet standards, this has been a pretty shit day.
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This would be a good day for God to send one of them things and kill us all, if’n God were inclined to do such shenanigans.
Nobody could throw shade at Him/Her FOAR it.
Alison: So how much do I owe you?
Caddy: Just the Tip?
jesus……… fucking….. henry…….Reginald …..Christ.
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I MEAN IS SHE REALLY WEARING THAT BRACLET WHEN GOLFING?!?!?
Holy fuck
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Too…many…metaphors!
Pentaphors.
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I hate it when the weiner doesn’t fit.
Actually the back of the house.
Should have stretched first.
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Hahahaha
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All June birthdays!!
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Is it Friday?
She seems like she’d rightly reject me.
/straightens tie
LET’S GO!
FUCK YEAH!
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“Coming up on the next episode of Gigantic Asses . . .“
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Let’s rock.
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Also Beerguy, I’ve grown up reading McGinn, and it’s totes a slam. He hates what things have become. I’m sure he had to restrain himself numerous times from ending our pk malaise.
Then the mom jokes started.
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I was feeling a way intense misanthropy. Then I read the phrase “Bong appétit”
Much better. Cigarettes are magical.
Heh. BonnG.
Sorry, not sorry. Think I’m still in shock. We had a power main slam off the house. All is well, thanks to this guy.
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Cool doggie: Wuff….wuff, wuff.
Shogun: Timmy’s trapped in the well?
Cool doggie: No you dumb fuck!!!!!!
This dog puts dirty panties in the washer instead of eating them like that fucking schnauzer….
He is….
….The Most Interesting Dog in the World.
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Hell, even I don’t lift the lid.
2/10…would not pet.
My dog Zoom is officially our emergency management warden. We had sirens go off about two hours ago. He heard it, and immediately helped me get everyone in the basement, including our wheelchair bound neighbor. Then he runs all the way back up (we’re the upper) and dives under the bed to nip and slap our stubborn fox-eared asshole cat (why yes he IS named Baboo!) out so I can grab him. Then he consoles everyone while we wait it out. Best. Fucking. Dog.
Always wanted a doomsday prepper hound.
I will always have a Boston Terrier in my life.
There’s an ongoing war in my house about what our next dog will be. I want a Boston terrier, Welsh Corgi, or English Bulldog. She says they’re all ugly because she’s a soulless husk who wants a German Shepherd or Doberman or some other Nazi dog. I figure on move-in day for the new place, I’ll just make a detour and grab a dog on the way.
I love my GS, but if you are confined in a small house or yard it would be a hassle. The pure breds have hip and behavior problems apparently. While being a bit of a socialist and desiring a strict hierarchy at the pack/family level, she is diametrically opposed to an authoritarian state.
I’ve had everything from a yorkie to a a pit bull/black lab mix that looked like a stunt double for the fucking demon dogs in Ghostbusters. Only medium sized one I had was a black-and-tan hound that learned how to turn things like door knobs and stove burner dials. That was an adventure. Big ones are awesome, but smaller ones are just so much easier to manage. I also like goofy dogs with some character in them, thus the desire for something with bug eyes or jowls.
Mine seems to have some huskie and is thus a fur factory and hot in the summer. The shop-vac is needed.
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— Andy Reid
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*dogs
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Is that mayo on a hot dog? I am mad online.
I think that’s cheese. Which is stupid.
So you can still be mad if you want.
Cheese goes great with everything; just ask Hippo.
Or me! I can pair a cheese with just about anything.
/realizes how that reads
//still no fucks given
Excellent; my 110 GS mix is afraid of thunder and fire crackers, needs consoling herself. However, she is better than an ADT sign in the yard and will protect the truck, even when lawyers are about.
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He’s terrified of both those things, even wears a supershirt. But he did not hesitate for a second when it got very real.
Mine isn’t quite that way, but a dog as big as she is doesn’t fit under a desk very well.
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— B. Clinton
(think about it)
Only novices would have to think about it.
*a few of them were actually kinda cute.
Some of our young’uns, it might take ’em a minute, was my thinking.
Exactly;
a person new to or inexperienced in a field or situation:
Although definition #3 might be apt:
a person who has entered a religious order and is under probation, before taking vows.
Who is this lovely lass?
Nathalie Emmanuel, the Missandei of Game of Thrones.
Dang…what he said.
Actually she’s worth mentioning twice.
Indeed.
Indeed.
Harumfph!!!!!
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Indubitably.
Nathalie Emmanuel.
Great name or what. Just the name gives me a raging semi.