/logs into the site for the first time in two weeks…
394 PENDING USERS
hmm… guess the site is a backdoor into the Democratic Party. Someone better warn RedShirt.
Hi everyone! Europe was great. Adele cancelled the show we were supposed to see, but we overcame those odds by drinking wine in Tuscany for 6 days. It’s how one makes do. The downside was flying home via Rome & Montreal – Lufthansa had us in the nicest of Airbuses back to Canada, and Air Canada flew us home from Montreal in the belly of a converted water bomber.
Now, since I have your attention, here’s the vacation slides:
London: Canada Day in Trafalgar Square
Brighton:
Florence: The Ponte Vecchio
Siena:
Rome:
Now we don’t have to do it at New Year’s.
Thanks to everyone who covered my bony arse with a barrage of quality open threads. BACK TO MEDIOCRITY!
Tonight’s sports:
- CFL:
- Lions vs. Tiger-Cats – 7:30PM | TSN
- sorry ‘Merica – the next game on The Deuce is July 24
- Lions vs. Tiger-Cats – 7:30PM | TSN
- Futbol:
- CONCACAF Copa Oro 2017:
- Nicaragua vs. USA – 7:00PM | UNI / FXX / TSN2
- Los Angeles Galaxy vs. Manchester United – 10:00PM | ESPN2
- CONCACAF Copa Oro 2017:
- AFL:
- Freemantle vs. West Coast – 2:30AM | TSN2
- MLB:
- Blue Jays at Tigers – 6:00PM | Sportsnet
- Rangers at Royals – 7:00PM | FS1
- Indians at A’s – 9:00PM \ Sportsnet
- Fisticuffs:
- Figueroa vs. Guerrero (welterweights) – 8:00PM | FOX
- James vs. Dan (welterweights) – 10:00PM | FS1
GET ON ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS!
SUCK THAT BATSY!
Not entirely sure why this video popped into my mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af7UD-IxzZI
I’m playing on-line poker with a Russian.
There’s no way I’m not getting subpoenaed is there?
Say “Let’s make America Great Again” in chat, if you get a positive response you are fine
The Brazilian knocked me out of the tournament in 3rd place. I made $26,400.
In totally fake money.
Fucking Krieger
Is she peeing on you?
I am watching Popstar Never Stop Never Stopping and drinking rosé. What has become of me?
OOOF. Change the channel please; it’s your only hope.
I don’t understand those words grouped together.
Hope?
THANKS OBAMA’S DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION.
Never stop never stopping. I mean if they never stopped there would never be stopping.
Hope to enjoy, even slightly, your viewing experience.
I couldn’t get into that one but ‘Tour du Pharmacy’ was very funny.
Why does Cumberland Farms think I give a shit what Michael Rapaport thinks about my coffee choices?
Did you get an email from him about the over-roasted morning blend you bought?
I just saw an ad on TV , and there’s a radio campaign up here in New England where he’s yelling about “calling you out” if he sees you paying too much for coffee.
Because anyone cares.
Weird, because he sent me an email and seemed to know a lot about my coffee buying habits. WEIRD.
MAYBE!
Perhaps.
22 hours to Sansa Stark
http://www.catlegghairandmakeup.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Photo-10-05-2013-13-25-03-slide-e1404814254782-910×650.jpg
Who, I want to be clear, is 21 years old.
I am still worried they are gonna ruin her character this season. Twists and just bad writing are interchangeable at this point.
To clarify. I mean in general on TV. Though the show has some insane logic sometimes.
It’s a show about dragons and zombies. Logic has nothing to do with it.
Also all the characters have aged 7 years in real time while I think the time on the show is at most 2 years, which is kind of hilarious.
THIS SUPERMAN MOVIE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UNREALISTIC!!
http://cdn.bgr.com/2016/02/comic-book-guy3.jpg?w=624&quality=98&strip=all&h=468
Superman is the worst hero. He has every power. Still can’t save the city.
“OH NO! A GUY WITH A BELT! DO I FIGHT HIM?”
*fight*
“HEY DICKBAG LET’S TALK ABOUT OUR MOM’S””
“MARTHA!!!!!”
“OH NO A REAL BAD GUY IS HERE. I CAN’T HELP”
Thus the point.
I think the show ages them better than the books based on time traveled. I haven’t read all the books but the time it would take to do the stuff they do would take a lot longer based on the maps in the books and various things said by the actors.
I’ve read all 5. I’m pretty convinced there won’t be a 6th.
I could be wrong but I don’t see it happening at this point on the show. Martin would do it in a clogged heartbeat but it’s not his call any more. I think the rest of the show is spent getting rid of the remaining baddies, Cersei, The Mountain, Littlefinger and the Ice Zombies. I do think Arya will die, but Jon, Tyrion, Daenrys and Sansa will make it to the end.
Maybe.
Related: Hi, I’m a huge nerd!
Hi. I was always open about my problem!
Plus tits.
Don’t forget the tits.
The Mountain That Reads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwkdGr9JYmE
So creepy but not illegal? I am all for that.
Not that this lusting from our living rooms really affects anything.
Bigger
Somehow my favorite city pizzeria might be better warm or even at room temperature. Either way it was a good call to have one slice pre concert and one post. How goes it?
Fair to middlin’
Fun story. This morning at about 1 AM I’m letting the dog out. Our recycling bin, (LIBTARD FAG!!!), is right outside the back door. A couple of days ago my son had tossed a cardboard cake box out in it, because if we kept in the house we;d get ants.
Well if you throw it outside you get opossums. Biggest one I’ve ever seen sitting in the recycling happier than a pig in shit with his face buried in the leftover frosting. I didn’t have the heart to chase him off.
My dog cornered a possum last month and it actually played dead. First time I’d seen one do that in real life.
This one did play dead, or at least just kind of freeze. I’ve seen it once before when a friend’s Lab got one in the driveway. Thing just fell over with its mouth open and lay there. Dog had no idea what to do and eventually wandered off, so i guess it worked.
Works for Aaron Rodgers too.
Do you mean Tony Romo after the last injury?
He hasn’t been sacked since.
I think my dog would have tried carrying it around, judging by other dead stuff.
My dog was the same way – just kind of stared at it for a while.
I cracked open my first beer 10 minutes ago. It’s been a long and superstition-riddled day. “I’m not drinking, and the Yankees aren’t losing, therefore…”
My second beer is about to be cracked open. Ballast Point Manta and Unfiltered is anyone gives a shit.
And Chapman didn’t walk everyone known to man, so that’s nice.
I give a shit; good choices and cheers.
Christ – I actually had to call the police on a neighbor today. How fucking old am I?
Do you want an actual guess?
I’m more mad at the neighbor for being the kind of shithole that you have to call the cops on because no sense of reasoning or general decency goes anywhere with those pieces of trash.
54?
I was gonna go younger. 39.
Playing Price is Right Style
That’s a good strategy.
God damnit me. How am I already so close to the amount of booze I meant to save for Game of Thrones tomorrow? Fuck, I have to go the store when I have brunch with my mom tomorrow.
My sky is lighting up like a fireworks show now. The rain has gone but there was a lighting strike somewhere else lighting up the sky every 3 seconds the entire time I was out for a cig.
Did anyone clean up the club house while tequilahombrejose was gone? Hope your stolen cell phones sold well Jose.
Si!
Flying Boat
Flying Boat
Flying Boat
Not Flying Boat
Flying Pigs
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/me after the Liouns shit the bed on their first series: “Yup, that looks right. And Jennings is out too? Lovely ”
Nice to see the Liouns rebounded nicely after that awful firsy drive and win
@Redshirt Dirty liberals need you. One person my mom took in as a person in need told me the story of how she lied to the police about being physically abused to get out of a speeding ticket. Then 10 min later was back to trying to convert me to Christianity as the only way to save me.
We had just met at the time, and she needed to borrow a cig from me, that is all it took for that.
Truth be told, if I wasn’t against Abortion, Welfare Expansion, Entitlements and very strict Gun Control, I would probably be a Democrat. Too many poison pills that puts me on Team Elephant.
There is probably a middle ground on 2 of those with me, 1 that you won’t change on because of what you believe and one that I could probably show you that you are misinformed on based on all the data collected since the program was formed, but I am kinda buzzed so too lazy.
Also less fun
I appreciate the honesty.
It can’t be said enough around here: you’ve been missed beerguyross!
So Kid Rock is running for the Senate as a Republican, and it looks like more Republicans are falling in line with Trump.
In a somewhat related topic, is Seppuku performed with a square or triangle?
Side to side for attention, up and down for results.
Just cut through the liver and you’ll be fine…… wait, phrasing.
Line, left to right. Make sure to hit the aeorta or you got yourself a gunshot wound to the stomach death. But don’t leave us, we need you.
What makes you say that more Republicans are falling in line? It is just wishful thinking that I’m starting to feel like the tide is turning?
Correct.
I mean, I know you’ve got (and will continue to have) your holdouts, but I’d have thought it would be pretty tough to doublethink away the latest.
/btw, Trump is now paying for his kid’s legal expenses using campaign money. Starting three weeks ago.
Its just what I’m hearing in the newspaper and online. Instead of combatting Trump or going at alone, they are trying to get this Health Care passed so Trump can have an Legislative Achievement.
If they thought Trump was going down, they wouldn’t try to help him at all and would be positioning behind the scenes for Pence to take over and get ready for ’18 to hold Congress.
I think when things were “calmer” they figured they could block anything taking him down. But if things keep moving as they are, the united front is going to crack. Pence is already preparing.
Oh, yeah. He is in the Gerald Ford Bubble in the basement of Number One Observatory Circle, completely shielded from all fault, ready to be popped when ready to be Sworn In and to pardon Trump.
Can only pardon for federal charges – what I have been reading suggests that he (and his) will be facing state charges in NY as well. Given the way everybody has been lawyering up, it’s hard to imagine this going away anytime soon.
I believe it’s with the tanto which depending on your classification is either a big knife or a small sword.
WELCOME BACK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDzV5MNlaCs
So after being taken to the cleaners at the casino, I decided to walk down and check out the Reds game after it started. $20 for nose bleed seats. The Reds are 10 games out and the cheapest seats they got are $20.
Out of principle, I decided not to show up for the game. And judged by the score, neither did the Reds.
How much for a plastic cup of bad beer?
I think $6, but I’ve never been in the bar in the Stadium with micro-brews. I imagine that’s closer to $15.
If I didn’t know better I’d think Mike Brown owned the Reds.
/he doesn’t, does he?
No. Though Bob Castellini and Mike Brown haven’t been seen at the same time. Come to think of it, Bob Castellini, Mike Brown and Batman haven’t been seen at the same time.
You don’t think…?
“Belly of a water bomber” sounds like a freakish sex act popular in rural Montana.
Fun fact: my username is taken from this show (well, sort of – it was a throwaway joke made by one of the creators during an interview).
Oh, good. Rambo III: Hilarious in Hindsight is on. Rambo aids the Mujahideen in defeating the Soviets leading to the creation of Al Qaeda and the Taliban.
Oops.
Welcome home, schnappsbloketim!
Is this gonna be a thing? Ok, welcome home shirleytemplechapshirleytemple!
“hmm… guess the site is a backdoor into the Democratic Party. Someone better warn RedShirt.”
No problem, Beerguyrob. I’m a Bengals fan, Reds fan, Buckeyes fan and Moderate Republican. I’m used to be taken in the backdoor.
I laughed. Just you and Gov. Kasich, yelling at clouds.
While she is none of those, Sasha Grey shares your experience.
This needs to be a banner quote.
The Rambo series, currently being shown on IFC, does a wonderful job of showing just how moronic the average American is about foreign relations, warfare, and general history.
I fucking LOVE these films!!!
I was kind of hoping the forth film had John Rambo going back to Afghanistan to assassinate the kid he saved in the 3rd film, who had become a high level terrorist for ISIS.
No. 4th Rambo was good. In hindsight, it was a beta-version of Logan. Old, jaded Rambo guilted into killing people to save people.
I didn’t say I did not like the 4th. I think its the second strongest in the series, just behind the first one.
I just think it would have been brilliant to have Rambo having to go back and clean up his mess.
If Stallone was younger, yeah.
And for the record:
First Blood
First Blood 2
Rambo
Rambo III
I haven’t seen Rambo III start-to-finish, but it comes of a Rocky IV but with guns instead of boxing gloves and the best training montage ever.
Drag Queens?
http://tomboytarts.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Shirley-Cha-Cha-Muldowney-First-Badass-Woman-of-Drag-Racing-7-Tomboy-Tarts.jpg
Packing to road trip for 2 weeks is awful when you got day drunk while your offspring slept and your wife was out for brunch with the girls. 2 tipsys do not make a sober. A lot of people forget that. After heading home I am travelling through your country to answer the question, “Does Wyoming exist?”
No.
I drove through it alternate summer’s growing up (visited southern family one year, western the next). The answer is still no.
I prefer to call it North Colorado.
Officially? Yes. Unofficially, its an internment camp. Effectively Gitmo, but lower 48 states proper.
A) I was born there!
B) No, it does not really exist.
Technically no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56uSDQECrRQ
I put off mowing the lawn today because my ankle I hurt 20 years ago playing hockey was hurting again to the point I could barely walk. There was a 30% of rain in our area tonight. That happened and there is an inch of standing water outside now. I don’t know if I am going to be able to mow tomorrow.
One of the many joys of having shit awful knees is the random day when it feels like someone replaced your meniscus with ground glass.
And for no discernable reason.
Fuck this. It’s self medication time.
Best way to medicate!
– your friendly neighbourhood quack
Also, Lufthansa is really quite awesome.
WELCOME BACK!!
Bunnies make lousy pets anyway.
As I told my chill’uns, they really just large rats with giant ears.
So you’ve been to my neighborhood. I miss the coyotes.
But good stew.
So if London has a Canada Day in Trafalgar Square, does Montreal have an England Day at the Molson Brewery East Parking Lot?
That’s Baltimore Day.
Sorry, thought you said Natty Boh Parking Lot.
You guys are classless, not even drinking the Natty Ice. You realize how much alcohol you are missing out on per beer.
Also works great as a thinner for oil-based paint!
Water bomber?
Whoever came up with the concept of Christmas in July needs to be drawn, quartered, flayed, broken on the wheel, tarred, feathered, spit-roasted then forced to watch Speed 2 on a constant loop in a room full of Justin Beiber fans…Daily.
I haven’t seen Speed 2 in like 15 years so I remember basically nothing, but I thought I came out of it thinking it was just an slightly lower than ok movie not painfully bad. Plus don’t we get to see Sandra Bullock in a bikini in that one?
It was worse than Super Bowl Lee.
As I recall the cruise ship crashed for an entire hour of run-time. Or it felt that way.
Almost as realistic as the 15 minute takeoff roll of the Russian cargo plane in the latest Furious Fisting movie.
Just confirmed we’re going to see Maria Bamford in September up front. We’re bringing our wedding RSVP that she personally wrote back on to say she couldn’t make it.
Bourbledudebob!
Beerguyjim it is great to have you back.
I logged in without the math. Take that Mr. Pomarenski!
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I wish somebody had introduced me to the Moscow mule many years prior to when I discovered them.
Goddamn delicious beverage.
Went to a beer festival thing downtown with a Polish coworker. He cried uncle so back to the house. Sitting on the porch with the parrot on my shoulder, drinking a bridge from the fridge.
It is good to own land. Methinks I will put the parrot in the cage and just pass out on the porch lounge chair and sleep outside.
Yeah he us a pedo…but for some fucking reason, my parrot goes fucking apeshit for this song…
https://youtu.be/BIsbD0l_bEg
why wud u have a pedo parrot ,, smh
As long as I keep him away from kids, he is chill…
I wish I had a valid reason to start a sentence with “Sitting on the porch with the parrot on my shoulder”.
Me to my retired mom: “Hypothetically, I might get a new job in the fall which could cause issues with no-one being able to watch Wakezilla-ette. Could you watch her?”
Mom says no and uses every excuse under the sun why she can’t. She even says that she could get terminally ill one day and therefore it’s not a good idea. She made her point and it is not surprising tbh. I say no problem, this is hypothetical anyway.
15 minutes later, she yells at me for putting me on the spot like that and mad at me for making her look bad (infront of nobody, mind you).
That’s when my dad, in the other room goes “what the hell is mamma Morkie”.
Apparently, my mom has decided she wants to get a dog and didn’t tell my dad and to make things worse, it’s a half Maltese half yorkie mix.
Things couldn’t get any more awkward at this point.
So…. How’s everyone tonight?
maybe you should have asked your Dad instead?
As a grandfather I’m not sure I could be relied upon on a regular basis.
When you get older you seek out fewer commitments.
Not a fault nor is it a virtue. It’s simple reality.
there is a lot going on there.
HEY LOOK EVERYBODY!!!!!! THEY LET BEERGUYRICK BACK IN THE COUNTRY!!!!
Oh yeah…it’s just Canadia.
*sigh*
Havent been kicked out yet!
Also, congrats on not having to sit through Adele.
More importantly…how’s your ass?
Yikes, that hadn’t occurred to me.
Lotsa sitting betwixt here and there. Yeeeesh.
At least I only paid face value, not like people who dropped a grand or two on a scalper after the first couple if shows were big hits. Because she bailed day-of, there was a window for people to make stupid purchasing decisions.
I’m quite familiar with the pad selection of my local pharmacy, thank you very much.
Go Team Drugs!!!