Earlier today, Ray Lewis tried to help us to Put It All Behind Us on DFO Request Line.
Ray says “Hi”, btw…
But tonight, we’re going to change gears and actually embrace that which is BEHIND us.
So to speak…
Obligatory? OBLIGATORY!!!!!
You see where I’m going here, right? There’s a method to my madness. Occasionally, at least.
More to come…..
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Sports
NFL
Were you aware that the NFL has done away with the traditional Home/Away uniform distinctions? Yep, the Nike contract. All 32 NFL teams apparently have four uniform choices this year, but aside from each team’s uniform “contrasting” with the opposition’s, other home/away requirements have been done away with. Might look weird in some cases.
But before you think that’s the NFL (or Nike) softening, it’s not. It’s marketing. In fact, the penalties for breaking the uniform “code” seem to have only increased. And of course, Cleveland is never happy about anything. But then again, why would they be? It’s Cleveland.
Oh, and this guy will be a free man in a little over two months. You better watch your step, real killer. He’s gonna be looking for you. Especially if you have any sports memorabilia which he thinks belongs to him. What a turd of a human being.
Speaking of turds….
Ron Goldman’s father, Fred, and his sister, Kim, join “CBS This Morning” for their first interview since Simpson was granted parole Thursday.
“CBS This Morning” co-host Norah O’Donnell asked if Simpson’s successful parole hearing is just another example of him getting away with a crime.
“For me the answer is yes, but then obviously we’re a little biased. I’m troubled that he’s out free getting a second chance. Something that Ron didn’t get. I would prefer to see him back in jail. Simple as that. I don’t think he is worthy of the right to be out amongst decent people,” Fred said.
FWIW, Fred, I do agree with you in principle. But THIS case has nothing to do with you or your family. But hey, at least you got on TV again. Right? I LOL’d at “….first interview since Simpson was granted parole.” Yeah, it took ’em a whole what….12 hours? Repeat after me, Fred…. “No Comment, my family and I would just like to live our lives“.
More NFL turds? MOAR NFL TURDS!!!!
MLB
The baseball itself is still pretty sucky. But the trade deadline is approaching so that’s what everyone is talking about. Do you care? Me neither. Unless the Orioles trade Zach Britton, Darren O’Day or Brad Brach. Then I’ll care…and will also be pissed. Unless they also find a way to ship out…… Ubaldoooooo!!!!!!
Meh.
Tonight:
- Houston at Baltimore – 7:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)
- Toronto at Cleveland – 7:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)
Golf
The 146th British Open is underway. This year, it’s at Royal Birkdale.
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Behinds Should be Worth More Than Just One Point
That’s a little AFL humour. Because the Aussies are known for their good humour….
More motion? Why not?
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Coupla More Songs About Butts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa7IU35EijI
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I hope everyone has a great weekend.
It’s supposed to be hot as hell around my neck of the woods this weekend, so this will be me if at all possible. I will move only when my current spot gets too warm….
(Just add booze)
Fuck off already, summer.
Love ya’s.
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… and then the fucking Hayes Code.
Thoughts on that, Jesse?
The US is a weird place.
I was reading an article about the two Tarzan movies; one right before and the one after. BOOOOO!
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My turn.
Oh, Monica.
Marco Ianuzzi’s nickaname should be Thing because he has hands of fucking stone
This match is fucking brutal. Good thing AFL starts aboot 90 minutes after this concludes.
It has its moments.
This week in Nice Zipper.
Goddess, plain and simple.
Yup
on the border.
I vote yes.
No longer a hanging chad then.
Don’t you worry about my chad or if it’s “hanging”.
Chad, Wilber, and Charlie.
THIS MATT NICHOLS, I CALL WALTER PALMER BECAUSE HE JUST KILLED THE LIONS OUT OF THE SHOTGUN.
Shakira AND Rihanna??
No?
Fine, I give up then. What do you people want?????
Hey, I threw down mine.
I’d give her the best one minute and twenty-six seconds of her life.
WHAT ARE YOU?!?!? SOME KIND OF MARATHON STALLION?!?!
OK, I might have overstated.
I’d probably blow two second after learning of the potential tapping.
WTF is wrong with you people tonight????
Let’s see…… where to start……
JAY SUS
I love you.
I know.
HAWT TAEK: Twerking is dumb and not particularly sexy
Program dat azz.
Both sides of the isle ….
Bipartisan?
Really nice vintage VW bus.
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Spartacus (2013) had its moments.
Gwendoline Taylor-
THIS GUY JARED KUSHNER I CALL HIM JOSH GORDON TRYING TO ROLL A JOINT AFTER BREAKING ALL HIS FINGERS CAUSE HE’S REALLY BAD WITH PAPERWORK.
Lookit that cute little face.
Jeebus, I’m an idiot.
Fuck ‘dat ocean.
Jeebus.
That is all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpOY4u8hL_E&ab_channel=BBBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4L69cxMUt0&ab_channel=NickKaminski
Sessions is fucked now, and he put Trump in a bad spot, too. Watching these spineless fucks turn on each other is going to be glorious.
I want to believe.
In honor of his perjury, tonight I’m making Lie-Tai’s!
I’d like it to happen to these corrupt immoral fucks, but many of them will circle the wagons. They will go against the theme and cover asses.
http://www.vindulge.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Smoked-Pork-Butt.jpg
Add a little smoke.
Does that mean her name is Sally?
/Edit: Damn, I made the Gravitar profile pic but still nothing?
I’m surprised there isn’t more old LP going through here. (Yes, we get to call it old as it creeps towards 20 years. Yes, you are extremely old)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A33pGnpak9g
THAT’S GOOD THREAD PARLAY HUSTLE!!
You’ve gotta add a little more color, bro.
That’s better.
you noe tWBS is from The South rite?? What if his various racialist kin was to get the online?
Fukk those crackers….