Don’t stare at that banner image up there too long.  Because you can’t have her.  But we’ll get to that.

Last week, we paid homage to the amateurs…

TGISF…AKA “Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Part I” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Yes, a good portion of last week’s TGISF was a shameless NCSU plug, why do you ask?

And we lost anyway.  Meh.

But this week, we’re going to the pros.

So to speak….

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Return Of Teh Cheerleaders – Pt Deux :  Pro Footy Edition

The sequel rarely lives up to the original.  Hopefully this will be the exception.

Now, about that banner image.  That is my favorite pro cheerleader.  Her name is Andrea, and she’s just all kinds of swell.

Does it surprise you to know I have a favorite NFL Cheerleader?  It shouldn’t.  But what might surprise you is which team she cheers for, since I most strenuously do not care for the team she cheers for.

But still, you might see more of her tonight (Translation:  You’re totally gonna see more of her tonight).  Like now, for instance…

…I like her a lot.

Don’t feel badly tho.  If you looked like her I’d probably like you too.

One more?  At least for now?  Sure, OK…

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Sports That Make You Seek Professional Help

So there was some game on last night or something, I think….?

NFL

It’s back for realsies now.  And all which that implies.  The league finally got to the real games last night, as the defending Superb Owl Champion Tawmmy’s (I think they mentioned that a time or two) hosted the Chefs.

Now personally, I very much enjoyed the humbling of the Pats at home in their opener as Defenders of the Galaxy.  It was fun to watch Tawmmy eat dirt multiple times and look dejected as hell on the sidelines.  Couldn’t happen to a nicer fella.  It was also a lot of fun to watch Kareem Hunt bounceback from an early setback and kick some Patriot Ass.  That was a lot of fun.

Having said that…..between the aforementioned (and yes very enjoyable) Brady beatdown and Travis Kelce coming to work on the short bus last night, I lost somewhere in the neighborhood of 18-20 fantasy points I was kinda counting on.

But still….Pats lost, 42-27 is your final.  Worth it.

Week One Schedule

MLB

Soooooo, remember last week when I told you the Dodgers would still take the division going away?  Well, it seems shit has imploded at Chavez Ravine.  I still think they’ll pull out (phrasing) in time to still take the division “comfortably”.  But going away is now looking like a bad bet.  Yeeesh.  Arizona is pretty much assured of a wildcard spot (10 game cushion) even if they don’t overtake the Dodgers, and Colorado is still hanging on (3 game cushion).  The American League wildcard picture is more messy so I’m not gonna talk about it, but suffice to say that any of 8 teams could get hot down the stretch and still slide in.

Tonight:

• Baltimore at Cleveland – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
• Tampa Bay at Boston – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)

Full Schedule

Standings

College Football

There’s some games tonight.  You heard it here first.  Sadly, probably the one with the most watchability (Memphis/UCF) got cancelled.  Thanks hurricanes.  OhioU/Purdue and OkieSt/USA it is then….I guess.

Tonight:

• Alcorn State at Fla. International – 7:00pmEDT – TV: beIN (wow, really? LMFAO)
• Oklahoma State at South Alabama – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
• OhioU at Purdue – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1

The Weekend’s Slate

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OK, Time For Some Professional Help

Yes, I know I just used that joke in the last header and that it even sucked the first time.  But this time, of course I’m referring to the NFL Cheerleaders.  Heh heh…

Anywhoooooo…..

Not every team is represented.  Some might be represented more than once.

I’m pretty much going with the best links I can find which wouldn’t end up attracting too much attention.  ‘Nuff said.

But first….Andrea.

I was “lucky” enough to still be a local for her rookie campaign, whence she first caught my attention.

In 2017 she’ll be a fifth year veteran.  For the Arizona Cardinals.

So yes, I have hereby already long ago dubbed Arizona’s Andrea to be the NFL Cheerleader Queen of the Planet (pronounced “Ahn DREY’ uh“, btw …  shut up it doesn’t make her arrogant it makes her mysterious … SHUT UP!!!!).

Ahem….

But here are your runners up.  Enjoy…

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Equal Time For Our Northern Friends

OK, enough of that.

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I suppose that’s about it this week.

Other than a special shout out and a hearty “Atta Boy!!!” to the lovely and talented ALXMAC, who was the only one to correctly guess last week’s musical theme.  In fact, he was the only one to even make a serious guess.  And because he played my game, he’s my new BFF.

The rest of you can suck it.  😛

OK fine, I didn’t mean that.  Probably.

Have a good weekend folks.

Love ya’s.

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