TGISF…AKA “Is Your Board Sticky?” Sexy Friday Open Thread

If you’ve read this, then you were treated to ballsofsteelandfury and myself discussing the finer points of surfing earlier today.  And you also already know I’m at the beach this week.

You also ALSO know that among other things this week, I’ve been getting back to surfing.  It’s been a while since I last surfed before this week.  And honestly I am very sore and very tired at this moment.  But in a really good way.  Been sleeping good this week, too.

Honestly, before my arrival I had been hoping for hurricaney type swells, but Irma veered the wrong way and left me hanging mostly other than early Monday.  Women, huh?  Meh, probably just as well.  I don’t need help doing stupid stuff and putting myself at risk.  I got plenty, maybe even more than I bargained for on Monday.  It’s all good Irma.

It’s been a great week, truth be told.  Very relaxing.  I’m already getting bummed out that I have to go home in two days.  Oh well.

But not surprisingly probably, our theme this week is Surf Chicks.

Those knots look a bit stressed. She’s one to follow closely, just in case.
Has probably never surfed in her life, but she looks good with the board.

 

Anywhooooo….

Our musical selections tonight just happen to be songs which remind me of the beach in general, or have “significance” for a particular past trip to a coast.  This first one is one of the latter, FWIW….

As is the second.

Now Imma go get (moar) baked and then in a little while, write the rest of this.

Don’t get excited, it won’t be much.

(TWSS)

tWBS’ “I’m Totally Not Baked” Filler

Really, I’m not.  At least not yet.  But I have mellowed some.  It’s all about degrees.

Which is a good thing because concurrent with my stay here at this moderately appointed beach resort, is a massive influx of inbred redneck types who are apparently marrying one cousin off to another this weekend.  And I am literally right smack in the middle of their block of rooms, which seems to be every other room but mine at this point.

I’ve already been invited to the reception, and was already considering it (free booze) even before laying eyes on the wedding planner later in the day.  She is obviously not related to this crew, so that’s a point in her favor.

But that’s tomorrow.  Tonight, surfing.

When you read this later, I hope to be in the water.

As I said already, I’m not in the wedding tomorrow.  But later tonight, I do hope to be in the wedding planner.  But that’s another story entirely.  We’ll see what her “plans” are.

(get it?)

((I am so going to hell))

Sports Which Make You Wanna Get Away

NFL

Last night, the nation was treated to its second TNF game of the 2017 season.  And I use the word treated very lightly.  But as ugly as it was, it was still football.  I think.  Texans manage to not fuck up Christmas in September, accept the gift win over the Bungles, deserved or not…13-9 is the final (oy!!!!).

Sunday/Monday Schedule

 

MLB

Ain’t talking ’bout nobody this week but Cleveland.  Holee Molee those dudes are crushing it.  In case you haven’t heard, the Cleveland Indians currently have a 22 game win streak ongoing.  To put that into perspective, it is the longest MLB win streak in the last 101 years, and the second longest in EVAR.  Rarified air, to be sure.

And they’re feeling it now.  They were down to their last strike last night, but managed to tie, then win in extra frames…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUdAi802Zwo

Of course, baseball nerds will still find reasons to argue no matter what happens.  But everyone will be keeping an eye on Cleveland for the next day or so.  And not for a bad reason.

Tonight:

  • Los Angeles at Washington – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
  • Kansas City at Cleveland – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)

Full Schedule

Standings

 

NCAA Football

A few games tonight, a buttload tomorrow.

Tonight:

  • Illinois at (22)South Florida – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • UMass at Temple – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPNU
  • Arizona at UTEP – 10:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN

Full Weekend Slate

 

So Like I Already Said Earlier, Surf Chicks

Generally speaking, Surf Chicks are a somewhat different breed.  Tough of mind and body, while also accepting and open-minded.  We really like that.  It’s a pretty cool mix, if I’m being honest.

Otherwise, they’re girls just like other girls.

And we like that, too.

Enjoy…

/ballsofsteelandfury’s head explodes

Awwwwwww, and now I’m sad again.  Slightly wider framed to the left would have shown my home away from home a few months ago at Venice Beach.  Oh well.  Photographer was probably high and distracted by ass.  It happens, or so I’ve heard.

Soon….?

 

Gotta Give You A tWBS Original This Week

I took this shot at dawn on Monday, 11 September, 2017, just before hitting the beach proper and preparing to surf or die…LOL.

– Coastal Morning –

OK then….Later Taters

 

 

Have a nice night, and a nice weekend, my friends.

Love ya’s

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

[email protected]

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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the Alpha and the Amoeba

I hear some people in this thread don’t like cold opens, but I say it depends on who’s doing the opening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KlJ2Uyu4U0

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

Me rikey vely much

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Very nice

Unsurprised
Gratliff

Occasionally, facebook reminds me of good shit I shared to it in the past.
http://uproxx.com/ksk/a-lady-chances-upon-the-jets-locker-room/

Unsurprised

Sanchez: You got it, coach. (throws pass at Sainz, hits Greene in the earhole 45 yards to the right)

herodotus450

There’s a blast from the past. I mean, Shonn Greene, remember him?

Unsurprised

Reposting this from last night after everyone went to bed.

We didn’t have enough money from the league to afford [giving the scabs Super Bowl rings].

— John Kent Cooke

Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. I’m gonna piss myself from laughing so hard. This is the funniest fucking excuse in the world and so perfectly fitting. I want this printed and framed to sit over a mantle for all time.

I think there’s a term for promising something and then taking it away afterwards. What’s the called? Indian something?

It figures that Washington fans are so fucking stupid that they wanted the scabs back after the strike ended. Fuck them all.

Gee, I wonder if these fucking scabs ever had a moment of self-awareness seeing others profit off their success unfairly.

Joe Gibbs weaseling out of saying the scabs don’t deserve Super Bowl rings is beautiful and hilarious.

Fuck these fucking scabs.

“It’s not like a working-class union,” the fucking unionized teacher/former scab fucking says. The balls on this motherfucker.

Teamsters shut down this stupid country in the seventies striking over gas prices, and yet here are Teamsters as NFL scabs. No wonder organized labor got ass fucked into irrelevance.

Oh, and of fucking course the first team to field scabs was the motherfucking REDACTEDS.

Oh, the modern NFL is a result of the 1987 strike? Well then, bring on a new strike. The NFL must die.

Jesus Christ, the idea of free agency was controversial and never existed until 30 years ago is fucking disgusting. (BTW, this was an underlying issue to the plot, yes there was a plot. of The Last Boy Scout).

Anyway, it is just weird because the NFLPA’s biggest grievance now is still not being treated like human beings.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Could I get a sauce on that quote plz? I know that that’s the former owner of the Radskins, but I can’t find the context for that quote

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He doesn’t put sauce on his quotes; too spicy.

Unsurprised

30 For 30: Year of the Scab. John was Jack Kent Cooke’s son, and the brain genious who his father didn’t give the team to when the old man died. Instead it was sold to Dan Snyder to fund the JKC Foundation. I began liveblogging it because it riled me up so much.

Unsurprised

HAHAHAHA

Then in 1993, Cooke wrote John out of the will as his successor in charge of the franchise and never put him back in.

In interviews with several of Cooke’s friends, a few factors in his decision emerge. For one, they said, Cooke was not certain that John was up to keeping the franchise among the elite teams in the National Football League, or even that John would have been totally committed to the task. And if the [*Redacted] s had faltered under John’s leadership, Cooke told one friend, “ ‘My own legacy would have been diminished over time.’ Jack was worried about his own reputation.”

Source

Col. Duke LaCross

Irony is pretty ironic sometimes.

Brick Meathook

He didn’t sell it to Snyder, he LOST it to Snyder.

Unsurprised

I edited it. 😛

Brick Meathook

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Unsurprised

Who’s the asshole that decided there should be cold openings before the credits on Bojack Horseman?

Anyway, it’s okay. I’m almost done with season 1.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

But who doesn’t like cold openings?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KlJ2Uyu4U0

herodotus450

Cuba better than havard?
http://digg.com/2017/chelsea-manning-harvard-fellow
Cause Cuba was impervious to cia intervention for 50 years

Unsurprised

Fuck Harvard. I have never met anyone who went there who I didn’t want to punch in the face. It could hold alumni reunions at The Hague. It employs cretins and monsters.

So, anyway, these cowardly shit weasels at the Harvard can get fucked sideways. I hope the parade of nepotism enjoys all the brilliant insight Sean Spicer bestows upon those legacy bastards.

herodotus450

Pretty much. I think befor vegans existed, all vegan jokes were about harvard and the other east coast schools. Like:
How do you know if someone went to harvard? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

litre_cola

Yale guys have infiltrated DFO!!!!

Unsurprised

/Passes Geronimo’s skull around for each DFO member to drink from.

Wakezilla

To be fair to Harvard, they thought he was committing the war crimes when they invited him

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Doesn’t have radial engines; WOULD NOT BANG!

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Duchess

Got home from the Steve Martin & Martin Short show. It was awesome.

King Hippo

Same as it EVAR was! (smh)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Don’t think that’s what UTEP had in mind…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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the Alpha and the Amoeba
King Hippo

Special request for Marc Trestman!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ahU-x-4Gxw

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

You guys, I don’t think UTEP’s got the world’s greatest football team.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

I have a lot of questions to ask about this.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

prolly tired from all that mining ,, smh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Spider One’s less famous brother. You guys have probably never heard of him. He’s, like, pretty obscure, man…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK16w_Esrno

WCS

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the Alpha and the Amoeba

Speaking of songs with Numb in the title…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLlF2FMv968

King Hippo
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Spider One
Spider One
Makin’ cool music
Until he’s done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU

WCS

THIS ISN’T SPIDER Y 2 BANANA

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

perfect song, perfect band, perfect video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-mxBDuRaZ8

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ppppprrrtttt

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Well…yes! Yes, of course! That’s it!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Beerguyrob

Maybe her handjobs could help JJ Watt?

Unsurprised

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King Hippo

This is a fantastic song, and I hate club music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVstHPhaJ6M

the Alpha and the Amoeba

It truly is a wonderful night!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwqhw1tnKhM

Senor Weaselo

Flags in this game too, hail Bleergh!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

“It’s how long? The fuck you say…”

-Slayer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tjWOale9FU

Senor Weaselo
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the Alpha and the Amoeba

Are you sure that’s not a wax figure? Because I’m getting some serious uncanny valley vibes

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She doesn’t surf, but dat azz can surf.

Senor Weaselo

Aww, they cut to the other game.

King Hippo

Here’s kind of a CA surfer rock song/band:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deeq8HcWzzk

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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the Alpha and the Amoeba

Any fans of Craig Ferguson here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkBIqTmIzRI

herodotus450

Careful, Icarus.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Well Craig, I needed the cash.

Doktor Zymm

https://youtu.be/_xu4pDCiQ5U
I know you didn’t have anything else to do tonight.

YOU’RE WELCOME

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Just got the blu-ray of that…!

Senor Weaselo

But I’m not properly dressed! I don’t even have fishnets!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Slacker.

Doktor Zymm

DAMMIT!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

JANET!

Beastmode Ate My Baby
Doktor Zymm

IT’S NOT THAT CLOSE TO HALOWEEN BUT I’M DOWN

the Alpha and the Amoeba
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WCS

Still 10:37 left in a 44-15 game, and there’s another game that could be switched to…

Senor Weaselo

But does the other game have an NCAA record watch?

herodotus450

How close are they to the record?

Senor Weaselo

5 more flags to tie, 6 to win. It seems the pace has slowed down a little.

King Hippo

other game on ESPN News

Doktor Zymm

OR THIS MAYBE FUCK I CAN’T EMBED SHIT SUCKS TO BE YOU, LINK FOLLOWER OR NOT CAUSE THIS IS AWESOME AND YOU WON’T REGRET IT :

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Doktor Zymm

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SENORA

King Hippo
King Hippo

Time to turn this muthafucka up! RIP, Big Baby Jesus…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ITLNzPoEqs

herodotus450

Very dissapointed to see all this talk about mxing alcohol with other, non-alcoholic liquids. Even mixing with lesser alcohols is frowned upon. Unless… alcohol acts like acids and the combination is additive?

Doktor Zymm

Not a martini fan? VERMOUTH IS A LEGIT FLAVOR!

herodotus450

I was, until I found a bunch of flies in my vermouth one day when the cap was left agar. Now I’m a Churchillite when it comes to martinis

Doktor Zymm

It does go bad, if you can’t finish the bottle within the week you had no business buying it

herodotus450

Oh look at this fancypants (double insult) who BUYS their own alcohol. #StillLife

the Alpha and the Amoeba

It’s not that the acids add together per se, but the typically inert parts of the acids act together in the presence of the acid to acquire dramatic new properties. For example, see aqua regia. Similarly, in the presence of alcohol, non alcoholic flavors can combine in delightful ways.

Doktor Zymm

What he said. Even though he’s probably wearing pants and deserves the side eye.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

It’s late on a Friday night and I’m posting on an internet board. I’m freeballin’.

Can’t argue with the side-eye tho. Even my avatar is looking askance at my comments.

herodotus450

I like it when they make combine to make purty colers.

herodotus450
King Hippo

plus, straight gin taste like ASS

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I COULD HAVE FUCKED CANDICE BERGEN WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG! MURPHY BROWN WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT SHOW IF I HAD BEEN ABLE TO FUCK HER.

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We live in the dumbest country.

Doktor Zymm

https://youtu.be/6Tou8-Cz8is?list=RD6Tou8-Cz8is

Is it the same for videos? Don’t care too much. DRINKY BIRD

Doktor Zymm

Wow, now that I know about colonialism and banana republics this song simultaneously makes more sense, is more depressing, and is still catchy as fuck

Doktor Zymm

Also, a lot of Harry Belafonte was used in the soundtracks of the various Tropico games

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I love the Tropico games. I think it’s the Latin American dictator inside of me.

Doktor Zymm

Is it just me, or is it legit annoying when you build plenty of corn plantations, but there aren’t enough peons to work them and all your population starves? THOSE FUCKERS!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I always liked the Pirate version’s answer to that: send out ships to procure new workers.

Doktor Zymm

Yeah that was brilliant, and I could totally build enough pubs to keep em happy.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Hmm…I’m gonna have to find my box of PC software & see if those work on my new computer now…

Doktor Zymm

But yeah, it’s basically the instrumental to “Shake, shake, shake, senora”