The Cowboys/Broncos tilt is far and away the best game available here but I might sneak in some Jets/Raiders action when no one is looking. TO THE GAMES!
Mia/LAC: The Fins finally get a game under their collective belts and I can stuff some Ajayi into my lineup. The Clips lost pg Chris Paul and it showed last week. The good news is that te Blake Griffin was signed in the off-season and continues his stand out play. Did you know that he once played basketball? I’m surprised that announcers haven’t pointed that out very often.
NYJ/Oak: The Jets get to travel all the way out to the west coast to pick up their second L of this young season when they could be doing the very same thing much closer to home and those that pretend to love them. Damn you, NFL schedule-makers! Not going to lie-I’m thinking seriously of taking a year off work and coming back where I left off. I call it “The Lynch Stratagem”.
Dal/Den: Is the Broncs run D improved enough to limit Zeke to under 100 yards? Melvin Gordon and his 3 yards a carry nods knowingly. It seems as though Dez struggles mightily against above average cb’s and that’s where Chris Harris comes in. And don’t kid yourself, the Cowboys D is not nearly as dominant as it seemed against the [spits on ground] Giants O. Denver in a squeaker?
Was/LAR: The biggest surprise last week had to be the way the Rams blew the doors off the Colts. It’s very strange to see a perennial also-ran step on the throat of another team and refuse to let them back up. Goff and Kupp impressed but the jury is still out on rb Gurley, what with that whole 19 carries for 40 yards albatross around his neck.
SF/Sea: The only way the Niners have a puncher’s chance at this one is to feed rb Hyde far more than the measly 15 times they did last week against Carolina. There’s just so much more talent wearing the green and whatever.
Get with the typing, fellas.
Today,, the Future Ice Raiders have scored as many as the 49ers, Bengals, Panthers and Vikings and more than the Bears, Bills and Bengals
goddamnit, Talib. NO LETTING UP!!
I have sat in my seat extra time to fyall my beers. I regret nothing.
fyall?
fyou too, buddy?
/plea2e excuse me, I made myself take shots when the Raiders did good things on offense.
My guess is ‘finish’ and he’s super drunkified.
beer makes FOAR good
I am so conflicted. I like seeing the Rams lose, but I don’t like seeing the Goskins win.
Rams losing trumps all
Trump losing would RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! FOAR ALL
THIS GUY JARED GOFF I CALL HIM JARED GOLF CAUSE HE JUST TEED IT UP FOR THE REDACTEDS.
Ezekiel Elliott seems like kind of a dick.
Seems? Damn you and your legalese. Your honor, my client seems innocent.
Looks like Jared Goff’d it up.
/was about to type this joke in before the snap
are we back to Baby Buster?
Jared Goff is a turd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXYXGg3QFME
Future Ice Raiders with the dreaded 5 goal lead over Ice Liouns.
Hockey? Hockey’s back? Hockey!
I see I put the Cowboys game on just in time to see BLEERGH storm in on his chariot made of shit.
Double J sent out the bat signal
Well, the Seahawks won…?!!
The audience sure didn’t
i didnt watch so I guess I am the real winner!
I sure did not expect a ‘dacteds pass there
BONER COVERAGE OF RAMMIT!
/dacteded TD, btw
The Ol’ Double J dudn’t look happy.
Sad Jerrah face is almost as delicious as Manning face
Given his reputation and leaked photos, I was surprised to find out ol Jerral is still married to the same woman for 50 years. He must have a prenupt
I MAY BE CRAZY, BUT I GOT PEOPLE KEEPING THE MONEY SAFE! YEEE-HAW WHERE’S MY STAINED GLASS BATHROBE?
Hearing Romo earlier today just makes Troy’s CTE stand out so much more.
I’ve always found Troy surprisingly coherent given his history but there’s no way that’s going to last. He’ll be in Simms territory eventually.
It’s a deevolution chart in real-time.
Hot taek: Reduce the 40 second play clock to 25 seconds
Simian’s talent for play-action. I’m impressed.
me too
well, season’s over
With the popularity of the spread offense in college, are we getting historically good linebackers and DBs out of college?
or because of the popularity of the spread offense we are getting historically bad O linemen.
very much this
If I were the NFL and the NFLPA I’d make it a point to the NCAA, college coaches, and recruits that you want a Pro-Style emphasis and will (with exceptions of course) prioritize those players in the draft. There are far too many gimmicky offenses that do nothing other than make the coach look good when he’s embarrassing Midwestern Tennessee State Southeast Tech with his mutated wildcat.
From my half assed observation, it’s too hard to teach and coach-up pro style offenses with the limited talent and practice time of college. And then it just takes one coach to go spread and dominate and then what choice do you have.
Honestly, and this would never ever happen, but I think they need to just contract about twenty or so programs from division 1 if not more. The talent pool is spread far too thin. Step two would be an income/cut of the program’s profits for the players so that if they’re well advised and know they’ll likely never make it to the pros they’ve at least made some money for their trouble. They could even convert the pay toward scholarships for continued education for those players.
This way you get far more NFL-level prospects in better programs to be properly coached on technique.
My half-assed opinion says that you may be right about db’s. Not so sure about linebackers though.
I’d say we’re getting smaller and faster linebackers
When did John Elway start referring to himself as “Trevor Simien”?
So that people stop calling him Colt McCoy
Today hasn’t been a total loss. The enchiladas were mighty tasty and the lovable Cubbies of Wrigleyville were nice enough to help send the baseball Cardinals to a nice early off-season with the sweep!
Small victories.
BFIB
The outcome was decided the moment anyone named “Case” gets a start.
Here fucking here!
You’re welcome for the Cubs sweep. ?
Denver up by 11. I stand by my assertion that the Dallas D is not all that.
They can’t cover for shit
CJ!
The Seahawks have no business winning this game. I think they are only ahead so I can continue to enjoy my remaining beer.
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Wilson with some great skill stick moves there. Course, if he doesn’t press the left trigger stick there, he’d be dead.
Since I obviously haven’t been paying attention, whatever happened to Bridgewater? Vikes are all in on Bradford now?
Bridgewater is probably dead. Vikes had no choice but to go all in on the man.
Teddy is ahead of schedule but on the PUP list. Maybe week 7.
still on PUP list
Still recovering from the injury that almost saw him need to get his leg amputated.
They shoulda just cut it off so he could get back out there!
We coulda called him Hoppy!
I have to say-that was a great series of plays from Wilson.
Halftime means the fucking grass won’t cut itself. Gotta get this shit done before getting the old knee carved up. I’m gonna milk that downtime like a bitch! Better extend the recording time, but I doubt I’ll wanna watch it.
SeaTruthers will InfoWars this one out, it seems
They’re breaking the conditioning
well, they’re currently in good field goal position
Chris Carson is going to be something.
So who did the bears get in return for trading Cutler?
A water jug and a couple packs of cigs.
Miami’s vaccines
More kitty litter than you could eat in one sitting?
Internet crapped out with 2 minutes left in the LOLphins/Clippers game. Fuck me.
I love the fact that Dean Spanos has to eat shit for this.
Hoyer with a qb rating of 44. He could probably just take a knee on every play from now on and it will go up.
Where is your God now Rivers?
and they miss anyway
Miami saves Shitty Clippers from selves.
9-6 Niners. I may not escape alive. #openthread
How are the Seahawks THIS bad???
Chemtrails from the Boeing factory is making them weak.
I’m at El Paso airport.
How’s that? I’ve never been.
I’m a trend setter
OH GOD THAT’S TERRIBLE
Get ready for lots o’ border patrol. Juarez is a shithole.
Guess who had tickets to last night’s Beck/U2 show in StL? ?
Your Mom?
Nah, she’s more of a Dave Clark Five kind of person.
Sanny Franny up 9-6!
The next fanbase that does the IN-COM-PLETE chant deserves a flyby from an AC-130 (google it).
Shitty Clippers gonna be in FG range
Alright, Cowboys needed that.
The ref just charged a time-out to San Diego
Buck and Aikman still suck, so there’s some comfort there.
can we exchange that catch for the one in Green Bay?
Christ on a cracker, these booth reviews are some bullshit today