Good evening everyone it is I the substitute for Beerguyrodrigo who I believe is currently running bootleg jeans down to America. I hope he doesn’t get busted and will send me some candycorn m&m’s for me to do a Baking with Litre post. For those of you who just come to the fair city during footbaw season you may be wondering what the hell does this guy have to say? Will there be stoner talk? Maybe. Wine talk? Hell yeah. Plus I will try to fill in with the sportsing as best as I can which really isn’t important as Ratbirds v Jaguras is on 1st thing in the morning tomorrow. I promise no futbol chat for once.
As some of you may know, legalization is coming next year up here countrywide and things are going to change a lot. It seems that the provinces are deciding how they distribute it and each province will have a different policy. Ontario has come out and said they will not privatize the sales and it will all be done through a government store, like their alcohol sales are. Both federal and provincial governments will tax it and be the sole legal distributor of the sticky icky apart from medicinal users who can still get it by mail. There is a few problems with this policy that jump to mind. First of all, Ontario is going to start out with only 40 dispensaries for the whole province. Your geography may not be up to snuff on Canadian provinces but Ontario is huge and this is not nearly enough coverage for that many people in that big of a landmass. Second thing that springs to mind is their pricing and how they are going to be competitive with the black market if they tax the hell out of the stuff. My medicinal pricing is on par with what I used to get from my guy Chad (seriously), but with Chad for Green (in my phone) I was getting strains of weed without knowing their potency. Now I have become very aware the percentages of THC and CBD as the strains with super high THC sketch me out a bit so I order accordingly. In my mind the provincial governments up here should take a page out of Denver’s book when recreational consumption was legalized. When I visited Denver after legalization it was a great setup everywhere I went. Security was high (heh) in these places and there was security everywhere. I am sure there are cons to the system which one of our Colorado DFOers are more than welcome to point out below. It was privatised but the government still got their cut so everyone involved was pleased, consumer, dispensary, and government. I will continue to order my medicinal through the mail because I have to do very little and it comes directly to my door with my mailman.
Most of you who tune in during the offseason will know that I am a wine guy as well as a medicinal marijuana user (double threat). Well the seasons are changing and as are my wine drinking habits. My ritual on Thursday in the fall is to grab a bottle of red , fire on the interwebs and watch the coloUr rush game until my eyes bleed. Summer has passed and it is starting to get chilly up here so white and roses just will not do. Last time I did this I spoke about trends and how certain regions and grape varietals come and go. As of right now the popular red varietal is Malbec and the region is Mendoza, Argentina. If you like this variety (I don’t) definitely buy stuff from Argentina as the plantings elsewhere haven’t had the time for the vines to mature enough. If you are wondering about French Malbec it is something that you would rarely by itself due to French wine laws. In France Malbec is predominantly used for blending in Rhone. This time of year I gravitate towards Pinot Noirs from Oregon, or Merlots from Washington as those regions are closest to me here and the quality is phenomenal. Later in the season I get into bigger red when the snow is outside and it is -20 degrees. As for value this time of year I look to Spain and Rioja’s little brother Navarra as they still use the same 2 grapes Grenache and Tempranillo but the are a lot cheaper and are still great quality.
On to the sportsing!
College Football: Times are whatever you see on the screen in front of you when you look it up.
Irish v Michigan St FOX
Washington at Colorado FS1
UCLA at Stanford ESPN
Also Hawaii at Wyoming! Go CowboUys! ESPN 2
There still is baseball games going on and Bumgarner is on the bump against the Dodgers so there is that.
There is Ice Football Preseason but the kids are still all playing so it isn’t worth your time. READ A BOOK WILL YOU!
In soccer there are some MLS games if you are so inclined. (not futbol)
There is a CFL game but nobody up here will be watching it either. Toronto v Montreal.
Remember if you are in a restaurant/winebar/lounge/Tomsula’s boxcar that house wine is the money maker for the house and the next couple of cheaper glasses are great value as they are trying to get rid of that wine.
The proper way to greet someone that is cool with being associated with pedophilia…
methinks tWBS has to like MD now
Meh. Woulda been a good day foar a meteor.
Only if it’s nice and cold.
PFTC would be disgusted. Blue Raspberry? C’mon.
8-7 Pedo State in a barn-burner. Because you want to commit arson trying to watch it.
Improper PPE, 3/10 WNB.
Gus Johnson the only thing keeping me watching this crusade against the Spartans.
I would argue that Gus is the single best College and NFL announcer there is. He is knowledgeable and can make almost any game entertaining.
He does basketedball too right? So he’s got two sports locked up.
His pairings with Bill Raftery are sublime.
Put him in a blazer and he’ll have soccer wrapped up.
He has indeed tried that. Wasn’t particularly good. Enthusiastic, of course.
I bet he could make this more interesting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8vq7GxCg2o
Who’s our Pac 10 after dark game?
Washington/CO (10, FS1) and Stanford/UCLA (10:30, ESPN)
Huskies/Buffs might be LIT.
Oh Sparty.
MichSt coming up with all sorts of ways to shit away this game…
You’d think the entire Spartan roster was made up of degenerates, sodomites and heathens with all the breaks the Golden Boners are getting
Let’s be real Penn State football shouldn’t exist.
We should only call it the (Un)Happy (Ending) Valley
May need to keep workshopping that
Happy (To Rape Children and Cover It Up) Valley
Happy To Nuke This Valley And Every Motherfucker In It
I think State Penn football would be more appropriate.
Penn State being allowed to continue their football program is proof positive that the NCAA will never, ever, enact the Death Penalty again, and that’s why shit like what’s going on at Baylor will continue to go on. As long as you have a big-time program you’ll always have more than enough rich shitheads who are willing to donate big bucks so that they can get a good parking spot near the tailgate lot in the desperate hope that some drunk coed will blow them after a few too many Red Bull ‘n Vodkas, so you can always bounce back from your meaningless punishment for covering up a decade of child rape.
Fuck all of these people with a red hot poker.
I saw ESPN made a big celebration about Iowa waving to the sick kids. Even my sarcastic ass thinks it’s a great new tradition but kids and Penn State don’t mix.
/Ignores everything you just said
“I think it’s great too, we should do that in Happy Valley!”
-J. Paterno
The sick ones won’t testify later, everybody wins!
Iowa rusher has 10 attemps for 0 yards.
“Impressive production!” —
Trent Richardson
You’ll miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. Or the ones you do…WTF ever.
yo
sup
Mayfield got an unsportsmanlike penalty? That doesn’t sound right. Next you’re gonna tell me Michael Vick doesn’t like dogs. Or Kellen Clemens really likes dogs. Hot dogs that is.
May I ask, where does the “450” in your name come from?
On account of this 7-5 football “game,” PSU and Iowa should both be disqaulified from college football for the rest of the season.
“7 to 5?” *cums*
-J Sandusky
I must say some mighty odd prime time scheduling decisions were made by both Fox and ABC
Seems to sum up a lot of the games today.
I had a burger for lunch today that looked a lot like that, (although with avocado and a fried egg, neither of which could be seen through the cheese); it was delicious and I haven’t eaten anything aside from movie popcorn since.
How ’bout ‘dem Dawgs.
Twas not much of an Ookie-worthy Dawg fight
The Starkville pups seem a li’l slow, huh?
Woof.
Based on theses jerseys, are we sure that this isn’t really Oregon and not Baylor? Not sure if that would make the game more shocking or less.
Litre, were you smoking or drinking when you forgot to put the footy tips in?
BayBay now up, 31-28.
watch this be their only win of the season. THIS IS WHY YOU CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, Boomer Sooner.
/that and playing UT at 11am, and always showing up hungover
That would be a very Big 12 thing to do to shoot itself in the dick. Again.
That would turn the folks of Stillwater on, if they weren’t still blacked out from earlier today
Damned shame, though. Tis a genuinely entertaining JV league
THAT is nawt how you beat the Golden Boners, Sparty!
The JV not-Stillers just took the lead on Ped State, 7-er…. 5
As a former resident of the state of Iowa I can safely say I’ve never seen a night game from Iowa City. Them farmers are gonna be plumb tuckered out when the milk the chickens tomorrow.
them cows won’t even so much as get a kiss good night, either smh
Just visited a distributor to get Spanish meats, cheeses, and wines. Dropped a load but I’ll be eating well for at least a month.
Northern Spain wine is underrated.
Sounds more liek a German place to me…
any hampers?
– N. Davenport
Hope you got some Iberian ham. That shit is delightful.
plenty!
Pay no attention to this comment.
Let’s have a live look-in at Boomer Sooner’s execution:
BayBay’s 3 losses? Home to Liberty, Texas-San Antonio, at Duke.
3 Safeties in one day? And i bet that’s still 10 shy of the record.
Too bad that ball wasn’t some coed’s unprotected drink or he would have cvaught it!
/Only aware of the broad strokes of the whole baylor thing
Rape, cover up, get caught, apologize/swear it won’t happen again, wash, rinse, repeat.
Oof. Just switched over to see the score of MissSt/Jawja.
http://getyourdailyspanking.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/kinky-spanking.gif
BayBay is hanging around with Boomer Sooner.
Just tied it at 28.
Okie really needs to impose their will on those bears, I mean really just do whatever they want without Baylor’s consent.
The entire state of Okiehoma apparently took the day off to focus they energies on steer-fucking, it would seem. They sure as shit done forgot about footbaw.
Finally going to do something about those snakes in his boots, I see.
fourth wall breaking at its finest
One of the finest scenes in the history of cinema.
I bought a bag of grapes yesterday. Today? Fruit fly infestation! I’m seriously considering the nuclear option. FUCK!
Good luck with that, I’m still having problems. A little apple cider vinegar in the sink drains at night helps a little.
The hateful little fuckers keep hovering over my bourble glass. SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!!1!
you have to break the seal on the cider vinegar (or the red wine) with a drop of dish soap. That is the key. Do that and #FruitFlyHolocaust in no time.
My asshole kids have left (i) an old banana; then (ii) a half-eaten Subway abortion in dumbass places in my old house. Twas 3 stories. I killed ’em all. Bout drove me nuts.
I hope the statute of limitations on said murder of your children has expired…
I would have been too obvious the perpetrator.
If 7th grade science reminds me, cloves work too.
In like a bowl? Or just the vinegar jug? I have so many fucking flies to kill.
Nah, you need to fill lots of coffee mugs half full of the cider vinegar and spread them around the heaviest populated areas. Especially by the kitchen sink, for some reason.
I had a bunch of semi-fancy “FOAR company” ones that I never used, they became my little ovens of death.
If I’m ever on a jury for your eventual mental break and spree, I will NAWT let them convict on account of the phrase “little ovens of death.” Mistrial baby!
I have a tall, slinder jar with about an inch of red wine and a few drops of dish soap in the bottom with a funnel on the top sitting next to the kitchen sinks. No confirmed kills yet but I’m hoping for carnage by morning.
dead fruit flies are like the BEST FEELING in the entire world. Sex doesn’t even come close.
/may not have been that good at sex, now that I think about it
“I killed ’em all. ”
The fruit flies or the kids? Frankly both options seem justified.
Today: swelter in small church most of day for funeral.
Tomorrow: laundromat, followed by whatever to keep missus from going psychotic on the populace. With luck, watch most of game.
Monday: well, you know.
/feebly raises devil horns, lifts shirt, and whispers Spring Break.
//passes out
The President can brag all he wants about his financial empire. I’ve never seen a familiy who behaves as fucking new money as the Trumps.
That’s very apt.
Seriously – I’m pretty apolitical overall but, fuck man, if you’re gonna tell me how rich you are, act like you’ve been there before.
Can you still get legally married?
He’s managed to make ROGER GOODELL seem dignified and above the fray today. Have a fucking word, dipshit.
Shot of Georgia fans/students taking a page from the Raiders’ book and going with a “Red Hole” motif?
The red hole method let’s you stay pure before marriage, god bless, ppl forget.
Pictured: Senor, Horatio, Fronkensteen, possibly others?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos
That moment when I wish I was Charlie, but then quietly admit to myself that I’m more like Dennis,
Psychopathic ambiguity and all
SAME
/without the handsome, charming, having sex part
I just drunk made some chicken green curry…
I will regret it in the morning…but I don’t care…its good!
I’ve always been somewhat fascinated by drunken cooking,
Something that theoretically requires concentration essentially is relatively unaffected by inebriation
Until you burn the fuck outta yourself. I still have scars, physical and emotional.
When I really stated getting into cooking I came up with what, I thought, was a great idea for a cooking show called “Drunken Chef.” I would host and would start cooking while drinking.
Might want to have an EMT standing by.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp845bMOl_c
So you gotta problem with quantity over quality?
What a savage. Doesn’t even have the spigot pinkie extended. smh.
Miss State just didn’t bother to show the fuck up.
Funny weed story. I was doing a job on tobacco road. Basically cig production is fully automated. We actually got a big contract with them where we basically set up their line to do full weed production in the future. Basically we have it set up that if the Fed’s legalize it on a national level, it would take about 3 days before every gas station in the US has weed.
I’ve told everyone with money in dispensaries that their investment is kind of not certain at all.
Any insight into why Big Tobacco hasn’t started lobbying Congress for federal legalization?
Honestly, I think after the whole fiasco with tobacco lawsuits and shits, where a lot of states have won, Big Tobacco is just doing a wait and see sort of thing.
They are prepped to just flood the market. They can deliver marijuana smokes at whatever is the legal THC limit, with almost perfect quality assurance.
Dispensaries will be way more expensive for the same delivery, with no real quality control. Its not a big issue now…because they aren’t facing the competition.
Its like comparing tobacco shops with gas station distributions. I don’t know about other smokers, but I just grab my camels at the gas station.
So, we’re hoping Sparty whips the ever-lovin’ dogshit out of the Potato Famine, right?
I don’t want msu to spank Notre dame…..
I want sparty to put Notre dame on a scissor lift in dangerously high wind conditions
Kangaroo Mime?
I didn’t know ‘roos were raptors.
“Excuse me, mate. Do you have a moment to talk about Kunapipi, our true goddess?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCQ-KA2rGDE&feature=youtu.be
I was in the room working while my daughter was watching this episode.
The awkwardness was off the goddamn charts.
Good evening, Imaginary Internet Friends.
As I have zero experience/knowledge of the sticky icky, I’ll just provide this:
Accepted.
Washington’s recreational has been working out pretty well, as far as I can tell. The prices were high at first, but they have stabilized at a rate that is a little higher than I used to get for backdoor, grab-bag, medical redistributed stuff. It’s not that much different from what I used to get from waitress Kym and her biker boyfriend back in 1983. The big difference is that, back then, it was a lot of shake and stems, with the occasional seed thrown in. Made it easier to roll (remember rolling?) but the quality was doubtful. Still, was pretty happy then. Happier now.
Checking in all the way from Singapore just to ask: so it turned out that someone actually could save you from Kym the Waitress? And it turned out to be the government?
Truthfully, she’s a little blurry in my memory now. And the government has always been a little blurry.
I happened to be in Singapore the night that the Hard Rock Cafe opened there (1990?). I was in the AF back then and we were hauling Dan Quayle’s limos and White House comm guys around on his trip down under. Biggest memory of that was staying in the Westin Stamford Hotel on the 78th floor and going out on my tiny balcony about a mile above street level. Normally, I like heights but that was sobering.
Litre, you should try BC wine. It’s really good and better than Husky and Duck wine
/usually only drinks Italian or French.
I think it was Horatio who was going to watch IT tonight. Horatio, If you watch IT first, you might be in for a freaky night:
https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_ca/article/j5g5v3/people-want-to-fuck-the-clown-from-it
Oh i have quite a bit as Mrs Cola is from the Okanagan. Le vieux Pin, Tantalus, Burrowing Owl are 3 of my faves. My buddy is the GM of Fitzpatrick at greata ranch. They just pumped 3 million into the facility it is awesome.
Goddammit, Rule 34.
Good jorb, Quart_Soda!
Colorado has a mess on their hands because literally there is no control as to where a dispensary can be placed. Its nice to get that tax money, but when you kid has to walk past 3 dispensaries on a two block walk from the bus stop, that is a bit annoying.
And everything is in cash