TGISF… AKA “If She’s Willing To Go Down Under, She’s A Keeper” Sexy Friday Open Thread

For your Sexy Friday shenanigans this week,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlEuHhtXhOs

you get a dose of the tWBS and Balls Komedy Hour! What has made you so lucky as to receive this great honor? Well,  today is the Aussie rules Grand Final and all things Aussie are taking over.

We will be giving you a full preview of tonight’s game,  a potpourri of fine Australian ladies to gaze at, and there will be punch and pie! Let’s get started.

 

Welcome to Balls of Steel’s/tWBS’ AFL Sexy Friday!

TWBS: Um,  so what exactly are we doing?

Balls: Dude,  I just spelled it out!

TWBS: Yeah,  but where the hell are we getting punch and pie?

Balls: Don’t worry about it.

TWBS: You know I hate it when you do that,  right?

Balls: Ok,  here’s your pie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpF6fiZBMKY

TWBS: That’s… not what I was expecting.

Balls: Wanna see your punch?

TWBS: No,  thanks. Hey,  are you ok? Do you need a Midol?

Balls: I’m sorry. Our team getting eliminated by 61 points was not the best way to start last weekend.

TWBS:  Yeah, agreed.  ‘Twas ugly.  So then why are we doing this again?  Do we really care that Adelaide is gonna roll Richmond as if Jefferson Davis was still around?

Balls:  What?

TWBS:  Sorry, I was just watching a Civil War documentary.  But seriously, how is this sexy?

Balls:

TWBS:  Oooooohh, she kinda pertty.  Who ‘dat?

Balls:  This is Megan Gale.

TWBS:  Again…Who ‘dat?

Balls:  Australian model.  She’s shacked up with Shaun Hampson.

TWBS:  Again…who ‘dat?

Balls:  Oh FFS, dude.  He plays for Richmond.  Are you drunk already?

TWBS:  No comment.  Also….yes.  But not drunk enough that I’ve forgotten who Miranda Kerr is.  Just lookit those dimples…

Balls:  Which ones?

TWBS:  Oh stop.  But again….also yes.  Plus she surfs…

Balls:  First…we did surfing a coupla weeks ago.  Second… she’s a Collingwood fan.

TWBS:  Look at her…

…Now ask me if I care if she’s a Collingwood fan.  Keep it up and I’ll have to hold you down and let her give you a pounding.  And not the good kind.  Don’t let that sweet face fool you.  She will kick your ass…

Balls:  Fair enough, I guess. You can hardly see the missing teeth.

TWBS: Now that’s not nice.

Balls: Maybe not,  but this is:

TWBS: I still can’t get over the ears.  He kinda looks like a Volkswagen rolling down the road with the doors open.  Do you think he is wearing the autism undies?

Balls: Dunno,  but I’m pretty sure she’s not.

TWBS: Where is that pic from?

Balls: The Brownlow medal ceremony,  essentially the league MVP award, which was held on Monday in Melbourne but Adelaide held its own ceremony at Adelaide Oval since they’re getting ready for the Grand Final.  Richmond’s Dustin Martin won,  of course.

TWBS: Of course! I knew that!

Balls (looking at TWBS sideways): riiight. This one gets my vote for outfit of the night:

TWBS: Looks like a normal tux to me.

Balls: Ass.

TWBS: If we rotate the picture,  we’ll probably be able to see hers. Do ya think she’s wearing underwear?

Balls: I wouldn’t.

TWBS: Dude.

Balls: What?

TWBS:  Moving on, WHEN ARE WE GETTING TO THE SEXY??? This is Sexy Friday,  after all!!

Balls:  Hey, remember the last time we did a Sexy Friday together?

TWBS:  Phrasing.

Balls:  Wanna do something like that but with Australian girls?

TWBS:  Yeah, I’ve been meaning to kick your ass again, anyway.

Balls:  As if!!

TWBS:  Mexican please!

Balls:  Ok, before I kick you in the nuts, let me do a quick season recap and Grand Final preview.

TWBS:  Do we have to?

Balls:  Yes.

TWBS:  Fiiiiiine.  Is it OK if I start looking for the Sexy while you run your mouth then?

Balls:  Sure, whatever.  My feeling is that the Cats…

TWBS:  This is Amanda Bisk.  Australian Pole Vaulter.  Heheheh, get it….pole vaulter…?

Balls:  Wow.  But stop that.  As I was trying to say….the Cats ended up…

TWBS:  Phoebe Tonkin.  Vampire Diaries?

Balls:  *sigh*  I’ve never watched it.

TWBS:  Yeah, me neither.  I might now tho.  I’d let her bite me.  And I’d sure as shit bite her.

Balls:  Can I finish now, please?

TWBS:  That’s What She Said.

Balls:  Goddammit!!!!!

TWBS:  Fine, no promises, but sure….give it a shot.

Balls:  Geelong had a few critical issues as a team which caused them to get bitten in the end, and…

TWBS:  Speaking of getting bitten in the end…I give you Jessica Gomes…

Balls:  DUDE!!!!!

TWBS:  Oh please.  Like you wouldn’t sink your teeth into that….those….well, her.

Balls:  OK, fine.  Also, hold that thought.  We’ll come back to that, LOL.  But can you at least gimme two minutes?  Then we’ll get to the Sexy?

TWBS (looks at watch):  GO!!!!!

Balls:  Mine and tWBS’ Geelong Cats finished about where they deserved to.  They were among the best teams,  but they had crucial weaknesses that made them vulnerable and bit them in the end.

To me,  the pleasant surprise of the year was GWS while the Richmond Tigers reaching the Grand Final was something no one could have predicted. Sydney was a weird case.  They couldn’t win shit then then they couldn’t lose and then the Cats rolled over them.  I have no idea what to make of their season. St. Kilda was as St. Kilda as always and the Demons collapse in the final week was some sweet sweet schadenfreude.

TWBS:  Fifteen seconds….

Balls:  You’re an ass.

TWBS:  Duh.

Balls:  As for the Grand Final,  I think Adelaide is the best team and should win.  The only intangible is how the huge pro-Tigers crowd will influence the game and/or officials.  I’m still pissed the AFL made Geelong play the Qualifying Final at the MCG and essentially made it a Richmond home final.

TWBS:  Meh, home field didn’t do much for Jefferson Davis.

Balls:  What?

TWBS:  Never mind.  So, what now?  I guess we gotta do some sports and current event type stuff, then post a buttload of Sexy.  You in?

Balls:  That’s What She Said.

TWBS:  There it is!!!!  Finally!!!!  Now it’s time for you to get caught up in looking for Sexy while I do the sports.  Use your google, it’s your friend.  This is an Aussie model named Brooklyn Kelly, btw.

Balls:  Wow.  She’s cute.

TWBS:  No shit.  Here, listen to more Aussie Music while I half-ass this week’s sports section.

Balls:  Oooooh, she’s cute too.  Always liked her.

TWBS:  No shit.

Sports Nobody In Australia Cares About

NFL

The Packers were a touchdown fav last night over the Cubs….errrr Bears.  They didn’t have too much trouble covering, in spite of lightning delays and a near death experience…

Fortunately, Davante Adams is apparently going to be OK.  Hopefully they even gave him some good drugs (don’t even think about it King Hippo).

And FWIW, I don’t see this as having been malicious by Trevathan.  Ill-advised given the climate of the NFL these days?  Thus maybe deserving of a fine and/or suspension?  Maybe.  Even if for no other reason than to continue to raise awareness among players about these sorts of dangers.

But I’ve watched this multiple times and I see no malicious intent.  I’m not willing to make that judgement about the man’s intent.

For those of you who have never played the game of football, especially as a defensive player?  I have, and lemme tell ya folks, there are a lot of moving parts in this play, and every other play in football.  As a defensive player you’re taught to play hard until the whistle.  And because of that, unfortunate things do happen sometimes.  Like last night.  Fine him?  Suspend him?  As I said, it might be necessary just due to the climate currently.

But if you want to try to put yourself into his head and determine he did this maliciously?  All these writers and commentators, with their platitudes of trying to appear smrt?  Well smrt guys, maybe ask yourselves who is really to blame here?  Watch that video again….listen to when the whistle came.

“I was just trying to make a play,” Trevathan asserted. “It wasn’t intentional. I was just trying to hustle to the ball and do my job. Unfortunately, he wound up hurt. I’m sorry about that. And I’m going to reach out to him and try to send him a message. We play a physical game. But you never wish that on anybody.”

– Danny Trevathan

You smrt guys wanna not have this happen anymore, then disband football.  Completely, once and for all.  Because that is the ONLY way things like this will not happen anymore.  Oh sorry, my bad….THEN you wouldn’t have jobs anymore.  Hypocrites.

Anyway, Packers down the Bears by 21.  Let’s move on.

Sunday/Monday

 

MLB

The regular season ends this weekend.  Playoffs start next week.  Who cares?

Your World Series is going to be Washington over Cleveland in six games, btw.  Just a gut feeling.  And technically, that bracket up there is not yet finalized.  Milwaukee could technically still slip in past Colorado as the 2nd wild card (the No.5 seed) in the NL.

But they ain’t gonna.

Tonight:

  • LAD at Colorado – 8:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
  • Milwaukee at St. Louis – 8:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)

Schedule

Standings

 

NCAA Football

A not terrible Friday slate, ribbed for her pleasure….

  • (14)Miami, FL @ Duke – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • Tejas @ Iowa State – 8:00pmEDT – TV: (hell if I know…it says ESPN, but that seems wrong considering the Miami/Duke tilt)
  • BYU @ Utah State – 8:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN (cue King Hippo making Mormon jokes)
  • Nebraska @ Illinois – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1
  • (5)USC @ (16)Wazzou – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN (at there will be something decent-ish until the Grand Final)

Your Full Saturday O’ Fun

Balls (returning from Google): Dude!

TWBS:  WHAT? I was in the middle of sports!

Balls:  Fuck that shit.  The only sport that matters tonight is Australian Rules.  Ok, so… can you honestly choose between any of these three girls?

TWBS:  Yes.  The one in the middle.  When in doubt, always choose the one in the middle.  You know, unless she’s all ugly n junk.  Also…ummmm… I’ll be right back…

Balls:  Ok, I’ve got 39 seconds, so I’ll make this quick!  See, there was this Australian girl a long time ago that I …

TWBS:  What are you talking about and why are you talking to them without me?

Balls:  Huh?  What?  Nothing.

TWBS: You said something about an Australian girl.

Balls: No, I… hey, that was super quick, wasn’t it?

TWBS:  What can I say?  Didn’t even need the full 39 seconds.  FWIW, it’s a TWBS sandwich.  I ain’t choosing shit!

Balls:  I hear that!  Hey, check this out:  Margot Robbie is on Instagram!

TWBS:  She’s yummy.  I still sometimes dress up as Harley and masturb….  Ummm never mind.

Balls:  Wait, whut?

Balls: Are you OK?

TWBS:  Yeah, gimme a sec….

Balls:  Dude!?!?!?!?!?!  Again?

TWBS:  Sorry.  But you’re the one who brought her up.  Giggity.  Plus I’d like to tend her lady garden!

Balls:  Sorry, bud. I’m the Mexican here.  If there is anyone for that job, it’s me.

TWBS:  Ok, fine.  Wait, weren’t we talking about something?

Balls (points to bong): Yeah, that!

TWBS:  Cool, I needed a towel anyway.

 

Balls:  Gross.  But anyhoo, while he’s busy, I’ll tell you that the most beautiful woman I ever went on a date with was Australian and the reason I was able to get her to talk to me let alone go out with me was because of my love for Australian Rules.

TWBS:  I heard that!

Balls:  Dammit!  Dude, you’re really high-functioning!

TWBS:  Damn right, baby!  So, why didn’t you want to tell me?

Balls:  Well, you’d ask for details and then we’d have to tell them and…

TWBS:  Anal?

Balls:  Sadly, no.  I’ll tell you later.

TWBS:  So, you’ll tell me all the juicy stuff, right?  Fuck those guys!

Balls:  No, it’s not like that.  It’s… actually an embarrasing story.

TWBS:  Premature ejac…

Balls:  NOOOOOOOOOO!!!  No, no, never, never.

TWBS: Sooorry!  What was it, then?

Balls: Let’s just leave it to say I was a dumbass and I didn’t take advantage of an opportunity and that is one of my few regrets in life.

TWBS:  So, why did you bring it up?

Balls:  So the DFOers can learn what I learned:  It’s what you don’t do that you regret, not what you do do.

TWBS:  Hee hee, you said doodoo!

Balls:  Let’s get back to the girls, shall we?

TWBS:  Yeah, yeah.  In a sec.  First I need to remind you about Nazi Aussie so that I can contradict your doodoo.

Balls:  What?

TWBS:  Sorry, I’m a little high now.  Hey, hand me the vodka, would ya?

Balls:  How is that gonna help?

TWBS:  Well it’s sure as hell not gonna hurt.  Anyway, I generally agree with you that our biggest regrets in life are the things we don’t do.  Having said that, one of my most not regrets is…

Balls:  Great grammar (fucking stoner).

TWBS:  Shut up.  One of the best things I ever didn’t do was her.

Balls:  But she was really hot, wasn’t she?

TWBS:  Big time hot.  But also big time cray cray.  With big time Nazi/racist attitudes, which didn’t surface until we’d already become “close”.  Honestly, I think if I ever had …  if I’d ever had “relations” with her, let’s say … my penis would have rightfully shriveled up and fallen off.

Balls:  Well it’s not like you use it anyway.

TWBS:  Hey, I use it almost every night.  Just because I’m usually alone doesn’t mean….

Balls:  OK!!!!!  Moving on.

TWBS: I’ll tell you one thing:  If I ever meet Elle McPherson in person, I will tell her how hot she looks today in her 50s.  That woman looks like she did decades ago!

Balls:  Yup, maybe we should start watching the Vampire Diaries.  Just sayin’.

TWBS: You think?

Balls: Yup.  Gotta be.  No way she’s mortal.

TWBS:  You may be right I guess, but she’s in the sunlight.  Why isn’t she bursting into flames?

Balls:  Didn’t you watch Twilight?  They don’t burst into flames anymore.  They just kinda sparkle semi-conspicuously nowadays.

TWBS:  Well, she is kinda sparkling there with the water…and…ummmm…I’ll be right back.

Balls:  Again?  Already?

TWBS:  I told you I used it almost every night.  Multiple times, some nights.

Balls:  Which gives a different, and way more creepy meaning to you being “High Functioning”.

TWBS:  Oh relax, it’s not like I’m asking you to help.  Where’d that towel go, btw?

I Wanna Hit The Land Down Under

Yeah, I know I already used that pun in the title.  So sue me.

Enjoy…

Balls:  Hey, isn’t that….

TWBS:  Yup… 

Balls:  Heyyyyyy….she’s REALLY cute.

TWBS:  Yup.  That’s Alycia Debnam-Carey.  Sydney native, but now spends most of her time making the big bucks by running from the undead in the zombie apocalypse alternate universe…

…but she cleans up very well…

Balls:  Indeed.  But we should probably stop now because this is already starting to get too long…

TWBS:  That’s What She Said.

Balls:  Sometimes I really hate you.

TWBS:  Get in line, Pal.

Aussie Rules Grand Final

 

Adelaide Crows vs Richmond Tigers

TWBS:  The 2017 AFL Grand Final will be played at the MCG at 2:30pm local time on Saturday September 30, which in ‘Murrica is….

/looks at watch

//begins counting on fingers

///takes off shoes, continues counting on toes

Balls:  Oh FFS dude!!!  It’s tonight at 12:30amEDT (technically Saturday) on the east coast, Friday 9:30pmPDT.  And this is how to watch….

USA:  Fox Soccer Plus

Canada: TSN 2

You can also see it via Watch AFL online (for a fee of $22).

And if all else fails, maybe this site can help you find it where you live.

TWBS:  So this was fun, huh?

Balls:  Our definitions of fun seem to differ a bit.

TWBS:  Oh stop, you know I just give you a hard time because I love ya.

Balls:  Grumble grumble.

TWBS:  I bet I know what would cheer you up….

Balls:  You know me so well.  See ya in a few hours for the match?

TWBS:  Sounds good.  Here, you want my towel?

Balls:  Ummmm…I’m gonna have to give you a “no” on that one.

Balls and TWBS have now both disappeared to “kill some time” before the match.

To different rooms.

Don’t be gross.

Also,  comment away!

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

[email protected]

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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SonOfSpam

Touchdown WAZZOU

King Hippo

TD on teh Paloose!!!

SonOfSpam

Prolly yeah

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I still think Dusty looks like an inmate

ballsofsteelandfury

His dad got exiled from Australia for being associated with a motorcycle gang, so….

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That sounds like the Australian equivalent of minor tax fraud

SonOfSpam

Sons of Brisbanarchy.

ballsofsteelandfury

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laserguru

An active and current band who doesn’t suck.

There are not many of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYGakznEllM

SonOfSpam

They are SO good live. Really wanna go to CalJam but I ain’t since I’m a puss. Wait, we should go.

laserguru

Are you really ready to camp in Devore?

I can hook you up with a really sweet Motel 6.

Uber in?

SonOfSpam

I really want to, but I know I’m gonna puss out. Gotta think about it for a day or so.

But shit, that lineup.

laserguru

The show I saw with Low Commander with the Clutch, and the Primus and the Tool?

I don’t need no talking into.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGmruOmX3xI

King Hippo

One from the same town! Cage the Elephant produces them, IIRC:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Qz0m5IYh10

laserguru

That is fucking excellent.

Initializing additional research now.

litre_cola

I do enjoy that Richmond Training ground is Punt Road.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

A back and forth between Richmond and Adelaide is no bueno for my sleep schedule

litre_cola

Same

BrettFavresColonoscopy

But I’m on the east coast this weekend!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

(and I recognize I’m being a whiny bitch)

ballsofsteelandfury

Richmond by 10 now.

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King Hippo

this is too late to be awake in a non-apocalypse

SonOfSpam

Dude, it’s only 10:30 unless you’re in some eastern wasteland.

King Hippo

when I am in your strange lands, I have trouble staying awake until the sun goes down, and I feel like Wilford Brimley (minus the diabeetuhs)

SonOfSpam

The sun doesn’t set. it only pusses out until it recovers.

King Hippo

it is a quality apocalypse foodstuffs

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How do you figure this isn’t the apocalypse?

SonOfSpam

My cock is only glowing because of the black light?

King Hippo

point to BFC

litre_cola

Have you met the bright orange cheeto running the show?

ballsofsteelandfury

“quick ping across the face ” could describe my last date.

litre_cola

Congrats

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Where’d you meet him?

/sorry, too easy
//like you
///less sorry about that one

King Hippo

braggart

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Eh, still confident in my tip of Adelaide by 20-something points

/is an idiot

ballsofsteelandfury

I think I tipped them by 12.

litre_cola

I forgot again. I blame oxypug

SonOfSpam

I love OxyPug. Dogs are perfect.

King Hippo

did oxypug forget to bring a towel?

laserguru

I recorded the game.

It said “Successfully recorded” and then it had the balls to say it wasn’t part of “my package.”

This is MY package dammit. Who else gets to decide?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-R4XKuI7rA

laserguru
BrettFavresColonoscopy

THIS SECOND QUARTER I CALL IT HOW I’D IMAGINE IT WOULD HAVE GONE IF I STUDIED ABROAD IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE THERE’S A LOT OF EFFORT AND NO SCORING AND I’M SCARED

ballsofsteelandfury

that’s banner material

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

Mrs Cola thought that was hilarious.

ballsofsteelandfury

My brother also got an A on a book report for a book he made up.

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Spur

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King Hippo

perhaps Wazzu should expend scholarship capital on a better punter?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

For the veteran AFL fans, how big of an issue is this rain? Advantage to which side?

litre_cola

Seems to slow everything down , better than crazy heat though.

ballsofsteelandfury

both teams thrive on pressure and creating turnovers, so this makes it more important to convert when you force them.

It’s an advantage to whoever is cleaner with the ball.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

She’s got some explaining to do…

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SonOfSpam

I was at the Angels (utterly meaningless) game tonight. My kid was singing the national anthem with her vocal group from her high school. Plus a few other high schools. Or so I thought. Was assuming like a 50 kid anthem. Turns out, it was more like 500 kids singing the anthem. To be honest, sounded really nice, but there was nothing “special” about, you know? Anyway, I wanted her to take a knee, but there’s this whole “ostracized forever” thing, so whatever. Came home early, because beer. Love y’all.

ballsofsteelandfury

My brother was in the UCLA choir and never sang one note.

SonOfSpam

I have questions.

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SonOfSpam

Dude, baked beans are fucking sexy as hell.

ballsofsteelandfury

He got in, I’m assuming, because they needed bodies. Once in, he mouthed the words.

SonOfSpam

Lucking into? Dude you just bend over, and the horse takes over.

litre_cola

I knew he and Elway were dating.

SonOfSpam

That is awesome. For some reason, I love this story. I have a similar one involving UC Irvine Crew. I have credits, but have never been in a boat.

ballsofsteelandfury

Now I have questions.

SonOfSpam

It’s actually a good story. So I’m walking around campus early freshman year, and some guy walks up to me with a clipboard and says “Hey you got the right build for crew” which was creepy but whatever. I was tall and ropey-thin at the time, so it made sense. He got my information, then said the first practice was at Balboa Bay the next Monday at 6:00 AM. So I woke up that day at about 5:15, and thought, shit, I can do this today, but there’s no way I’m doing this all year. So i reset the alarm and went back to sleep. After the semester my transcript showed a pass plus units for Freshman Crew. I never really bothered to correct them.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s awesome!

King Hippo

he was just using it as a resume builder to get into coll–

shit now I gots questions too

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

I’m glad I never had kids. Because they’d be adrenaline-fueled little psychopaths who would burn the flag right off some redneck’s t-shirt and laugh the whole time, and I just don’t have that kind of bail money lying around.

SonOfSpam

That’s a point of motherfucking pride. You should procreate.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Checked with IWDB. That’s a hard no. She has less maternal instinct than a starving guppy.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I read it for the articles.

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Spur

Darnold already looks like a Jets quality player

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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ballsofsteelandfury

Like all USC QBs…

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King Hippo

yet even the re….special young man knows enough to want no part of Jetsdom

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ballsofsteelandfury

Who would actually give a shit about being reported in the Grand Final? Oh, you’re going to suspend me for a game next year? OK!

litre_cola

Yeah, I will miss week 1, no worries mate.

SonOfSpam

Hi. Just got here. You know that Alicia from Fear the Walking Dead? So anyway.

Go Washington State! (Because USC is terrible in every way)

litre_cola

This is getting chippy

SonOfSpam

I like Pringles.

litre_cola

Salt and Vinegar Ruffles here.

ballsofsteelandfury

ALL DRESSED Ruffles here

SonOfSpam

Great, now I’m erect. Eh, it’s gone.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Adelaide remains fucking impressive, and Richmond is pesky as fuck but probably overmatched

litre_cola

It is getting dirty, someone will get called for a 50 and it will calm things down.

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WCS

There’s a McDonald’s directly across the parking lot from my motel/hotel room. Drunk food with a dog always is a good idea, right?

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litre_cola

Or get UberEats to bring it to your door.

litre_cola

This is tight like prom night.

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litre_cola

And there is my amazement at Moose moment for the night.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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SonOfSpam

That is my exact fetish.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A bit of head?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Not gonna lie, I had been hoping for a blowout so I could go to sleep at a reasonable time without worrying about the outcome. Fucking Richmond.

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Unsurprised

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ballsofsteelandfury

Good God

Unsurprised

Nope. Just a six-foot blonde.

laserguru

Alright all of you old bastards. I’m writing a song.
Fill in the blanks,

“Hello Muddah,
Hello Faddah.
Here I am an…
La Chaggah…”

laserguru

“Wait a minute.
It started raining.
Another 3 inches and Kroenke’s complaining.”

Work with me here.

laserguru

Boy howdy!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

But down in the
San Fernando Valley
3 inches always gets a complaint

laserguru

“But down in the
San Fernando Valley
It’s never been the same without Halle.”

SonOfSpam

Allan Sherman forever! (Also old.)

WCS

BLEERGH CONTINUES TO FEAST LIKE A RESIDENT OF SPOKANE AT CICI’S PIZZA

ballsofsteelandfury

Were those your friends, Litre?

litre_cola

I sent you a pic on slack where they are.

ballsofsteelandfury

that’s fucking awesome!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No one covers Australian Rules Football like DFO! #afl #grandfinal #richmondtigers #adelaidecrows doorfliesopen.com #cravenattemptstodrivetraffic #amidoingthisright

ballsofsteelandfury

#boobies

litre_cola

IN reality this would a good place for non aussies to do this.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I can’t believe I only learned about the UAFL this month. We should do a DFO outing to a match

litre_cola

I played 2 years with the Calgary Kangaroos. They always go to the north american championships. I went to Denver yeaaarrrs ago. The drinking afterwards is crazy. You have to have a ratio of expats to aussies.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

I must’ve missed this episode. https://gfycat.com/KindheartedRedFritillarybutterfly

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ballsofsteelandfury

this crowd is LOUD

BrettFavresColonoscopy

My feed just skipped around like Mr. Ed’s if Wilbur had epilepsy

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Dartmouth defeated Penn in the Ivy League opener. I guess I’ll just have to drink a single malt scotch, as a opposed to the double, to cope with the loss.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Nice beard

WCS

“Right?”

— A. Aron, WI

Beastmode Ate My Baby

WOOT! IWDB brought me freezer vodka.

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ballsofsteelandfury

No wonder TWBS likes her…

Unsurprised

Mental picture of IWDB

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Unsurprised

Later tater

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ballsofsteelandfury

2 behinds for Riewoldt. That does not bode well for Richmond.

ballsofsteelandfury

make it 3

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“I’m not here to see behinds!”

-Darkest Timeline Aaron Rodgers

Unsurprised

I should eat today. I have been overeating even while broke somehow, but when I actually get money I end up spending all day shooting the breeze with you all and not eating.

I also need to brew some more iced tea.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Speaking of not eating, where has MTWV been lately? Or have I just been AWOL lately?

ballsofsteelandfury

I think he killed those construction workers and is waiting for the heat to die down.

Unsurprised

Good for him.

Unsurprised

No idea. I just realized that I haven’t seen him around.

ballsofsteelandfury

Oof, that was a bad miss by Riewoldt.

litre_cola

Nick wouldnt have missed