NFL News: On-field issues
- Adrian Peterson – now a Cardinal
- The Saints received an undisclosed (late-round) pick in exchange.
- CJ2K is now out, released by the Cards after the Peterson trade was finalized.
- Steve Smith thinks Mike Glennon was set up to fail, based on last night’s play-calling in the Bears defeat.
https://twitter.com/89SteveSmith/status/917555580809728001
- Don’t get excited: Tom Brady has a sprained AC joint in his non-throwing shoulder.
- He’s not expected to miss any time.
- Perhaps it came from one of these:
Whole lotta reasons for Tom Brady not to be at practice. Hit in every angle and in every body part. pic.twitter.com/BMRS5g81b8
— Rich Hill (@PP_Rich_Hill) October 10, 2017
- FLORIDA MAN & FOOTBALL FAN!
- A Vero Beach, FL man was taken to hospital with second- & third-degree burn to his upper body when, in fulfilling a bet, he set fire to his Cowboys jersey after they lost to the Packers.
- the “admittedly drunk” man only injured himself when he tried to put the burning jersey back on after setting it alight.
- A Vero Beach, FL man was taken to hospital with second- & third-degree burn to his upper body when, in fulfilling a bet, he set fire to his Cowboys jersey after they lost to the Packers.
NFL News: Red Scare 2017
- It looks like the billionaires don’t want to mess with 45, despite his (again) appalling ignorance of the issues.
- Trump wants to eliminate NFL tax breaks, despite the fact that the NFL gave up its tax-exempt status in 2015.
- To quote CBS:
- It’s possible the president is referring to tax breaks received by owners themselves as individuals, but his recently-released tax plan contains several breaks that would be of extraordinary benefit to the owners, such as the repeal of the estate tax, so that seems rather unlikely.
- To quote CBS:
- Twitter, naturally, is of two minds:
- Trump wants to eliminate NFL tax breaks, despite the fact that the NFL gave up its tax-exempt status in 2015.
(notice the FOX logo bottom-right, like your Uncle did)
- COMPLETELY serendipitous to this pronouncement is the rule change mandating all players & officials stand for the national anthem.
- JERRAL will go one-further & suspend (bench) any player kneeling or disrespecting the anthem or flag.
- Adam Gase says players can either stand for the anthem or stay in the tunnel.
- OLD MAN FIGHT!
- Joe Namath & Mike Ditka have opposing viewpoints. One rational; one unhinged. Guess which is which, and the go read the comments in order to resume hating humanity.
- Joe Namath: “Look up the meaning of oppression,” Namath said. “Look up the definition of oppression, and you understand that it’s obviously taken place.”
- Mike Ditka: “But, all of a sudden, it has become a big deal now — about oppression. There has been no oppression in the last 100 years that I know of.”
- Joe Namath & Mike Ditka have opposing viewpoints. One rational; one unhinged. Guess which is which, and the go read the comments in order to resume hating humanity.
- Anyone else? Yes, Mr. Smith again?
https://twitter.com/89SteveSmith/status/917741278837854209
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB: UPDATE: Rained out; Game 4 Wednesday afternoon.
Game 4: Washington Nationals at Chicago Cubs – 5:30PM | TBS / Sportsnet
- NHL:
- Blackhawks at Canadiens – 7:30PM | NBCSN / RDS / TSN (Quebec)
- Coyotes at Golden Knights – 10:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- Senators at Canucks – 10:00PM | RDS / TSN (Ottawa) / Sportsnet (Pacific)
- Maestro & Beerguy GON BE drunkenly yelling at each other
- Futbol:
- CONCACAF World Cup 2018 Qualifier:
- Honduras vs. México – 7:30PM | TELMUN
- CONCACAF World Cup 2018 Qualifier:
I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE “WAR ON CHRISTMAS”!
I don’t know if that beach is even there anymore after that hurricane.
Sadly you may be right.
been there, it’s crazy how close you are to the plane
It’s ironic this Vegas game has turned into a massacre.
What is the Golden Knights’ goal song anyways?
Eh. Close enough.
*cancels 1st class tickets*
Just kidding. I’d rather die than sit amongst the proletariat.
That’s probably not good.
Ah, how I missed hockey. Occasional moments of triumph peppered in amongst endless moments of despair
This should be the title of your, or any Flyers fan’s, autobiography.
I also cannot wait until the Oilers overpay Cam Talbot.
Oh the takes, they burn!
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/columnist/bob-nightengale/2017/10/10/stephen-strasburg-declines-game-4-start-after-rainout/752350001/
I saw everyone was picking Vegas to be dead last in the preseason, and one day I looked at the rosters and thought…. there’s at least two or three teams worse than them.
The Coyotes were one of them.
“They’re really improved, they got Niklas HJalmarsson!”
Yes a bit player on a good team who has already been forgotten about in Chicago. That defense is still horseshit, even considering Ekman-Larsson,
Colorado too. They have fucked themselves a wee bit by carrying 9 d men right now and having that Russian not play.
Buffalo’s going to be a dumpster fire again, too. So’s Carolina. And the Islanders are going to try their damnedest to waste as much of John Tavares’ prime as possible.
I actually think the Islanders are on the right track, however if he leaves, then that goes up in flames.
Buffalo has $30 million tied up in 4 players until 2022 (Eichel, O’Reilly, Okposo, and Ristolainen).
I still think Buffalo is dogshit.
I need to work harder on everything. This is intolerable
Why am I watching Fargo? I just want to beat Jerry to fucking death.
Wild Things was a great movie, wasn’t tits?
I enjoyed tit.
Remember when SI photoshopped Goodell onto that “Unity” cover while not having Kaep appear?
God Almighty, sports and sports media are fucking terrible.
The Skating Rebels are out quickly to a 2-0 lead.
*3-0
Thank you Ayo.
*4-0
*5-1
Soooooo…the ‘Yotes appear good again this year, huh?
The Mick really is Sweet Dee Becomes a Babysitter.
It’s actually pretty good.
I guess I’ll root for Iceland in the World Cup.
WILL TRUMP TWEET ABOUT NO WORLD CUP> TERRIBLE FOR THE RATINGS!
SAD!
Oh the twitter taeks are flying.
Make America Great At Soccer For the First Time?
Just got home; did I hear correctly that we don’t get to go to the World Cup because of Trina’s Dad and Two Bagels? Seems odd, but I guess rules are rules.
Just watched Moneyball, then did some Googling.
Did you know that the brains behind the scheme (the Jonah Hill character), is now the Chief Strategy Officer for the Browns?
Yes
Prepare the taek machine. USMNT out.
Does Arena survive?
No chance. This is massive. They havent missed out since 1986.
Does anything survive?
Christian Pulsilic, he is the future.
Okay, other than Pulisic, does anything survive?
4 years is a long time, none of the head office should, Altidore, Bradley, Dempsey will all be very old and be blamed.
They see me rollin’
They hatin’…
BOK BOOKKKKKK
Who’s the angry bird?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1Rsov4B_VI
Ooh USMNT v the Socceroos would be great.
Hehehehe…. Ice Birdcano and Ice Showgirls (best I got, sorry…Ice Wayne Newtons maybe?) play next.
Now that is gonna be some quality hockey right there I bet.
Isn’t it Ice Raiders, or is that not until the move?
I think it’s allowed.
It disrespects the flag.
Might as well go with it and get used to it I guess.
Though I would love to see Wayne Newton get checked into the boards. Ain’t gonna hurt his face none at this point….he already looks like Jeremy Roenicke and Liza Minelli had a kid.
You know Celine’s got a phenomenal snap shot.
She’s built like a damn hockey stick.
I could really get on board with naughty Swift.
Rather swiftly, one might say.
I like Skating Rebels
Heh, is it more satisfying when Montreal is terrible all year or when they win the division and lose in the first round of the playoffs? I’m leaning towards the former. Plus that allows them to draft and later squander some young talent.
Damn you and your stone hands Michael Grabner
How many years ago was this gif?? Cleveland was 5-4???
That must have been a mistake and that was actually the score of the game.
I bet the pie is good at this place.
I think I can smell it from here in fact.
http://pre-code.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/WhatNoBeer2.gif
Don’t know, and don’t care what the general reaction is to the whole hockey faceoff rule enforcement is, but I like the change. Kick em out right away and drop the puck.
/Checks ESPN app, sees US lesser footy score
So there will be sane, well-reasoned taeks regarding this, right?
Nope. Cant wait.
Not sure which organization needs to be burned down first: USA Hockey or USMNT
At least you had “burned” in your hot take.
Hat trick Messi.
I hear he’s OK at this football thing.
I kinda wanted to watch them riot if they didnt qualify. They were down one nil and the kerosene was getting ready to burn. Then Messi happened.
As if I hated the Ice Stillers as it is, the intermission of the Ice Giants Ice (former) Rams, they showed them at the White House.
Joe Kapp can throw a punch.
I believe I called that Goodell 180, did I not?
You can’t do anything that makes Herr Fuhrer look like he won. Feeds the fascism and the narcissism. For once, public opinion was on the NFL’s side, FFS.
National Fucking Disgrace once more
Blind squirrel did not call Tighty Whity’s Skid Marks.
I have discovered the Casino, and it is tasty:
2 oz gin
1/2 oz lemon juice
1/2 oz maraschino liqueur
combine in a rocks glass with ice. Stir and sip.
maraschino liqueur? Is that like the leftover cherry juice, but alcohol-ized? Better get a liver on the line, cause if I ever find that stuff I’m gonna need a new one.
I have some. It’s clear, but does taste similar to the “cherry juice” you describe. I sometimes add a dash of it to bourbon.
Feeling old yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VL94XuyW0w
well, now I could use some cocaine
Lollipops and candy are great, aren’t they?
RAINBOWS and puddles too!!
Crap! I edited so that you didn’t have to respond and now it’s weird.
/I’m okay with weird though…
//feel free to edit yours…
Son of a bitch! I LOVE rainbows as well! Will wonders never cease?
What about poodles?
I bet you’re fun as hell on coke. Holee Molee I wish I’d seen that.
Shit, did I just mess up a scotchy covert cover up operation?
ICE CREAM….you’d be fun as hell to see on ICE CREAM.
Fuck Mike Ditka and good evening.
There is fuck-all on tonight. Am I supposed to actually engage in conversation with my family?!
At least one of ’em can’t talk yet.
Jeebus, now this is some industrial level procrastination on my part.
I’m actually watching the Ice Alouettes and the Ice Bears. I need professional help.
I know it isnt your brand of beer but Argentina game has been fucking good. 2-1 at the half. Is that higher scoring than the halftime yesterday?
Hell, if it will make me feel like less of lazy fuck, might as well give it a shot.
Have you ever spent 18 hours on Wikipedia instead of starting a term paper due the next morning?
It wasn’t a term paper, but otherwise…yep.
Okay then. You are on my level.
Hey, right now I’m watching hockey b/w two sides I can’t stand, while working on some photoshops for TGISF this week. So I guess it isn’t the worst procrastination ever, but it ain’t great.
I discovered Wikipedia in college writing a paper about the Vietnam War and Richard Nixon, which linked to the Futurama Wikipedia page, which led to a total loss of productivity over the next few hours.
I use it a lot for research when I’m writing (real writing I mean, not the crap I post here) and I can’t tell you how many times something like that has happened to me.
LMFAO
Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?
I’m all for these idiot MAGA chuds wanting to withdraw all political and economic support to the NFL and every other pro sports league. Fuck it, throw in the NCAA while we’re at it. That organization is more evil than all the pro leagues combined.
Remember when I talked about how the Ice Giants had defensemen that weren’t McDonagh? Uh…
But Shattenkirk?
Its times like this that I hope we’re all part of a nightmare by John Adams the night of July 1, 1775. That way he can go to Second Continental Congress, tell them about his nightmare and push for reconciliation with the Kingdom of Great Britain.
If that’s too much, I can live with a nightmare by Thomas Jefferson the night of September 16, 1787, and them inserting a Psychological Evaluation into Article Two Section 1 before the delegates signed.
Both men no doubt nodded in their graves when Dubya said “that was some weird shit.”
/read that long-assed John Adams biography if one hasn’t already, it is well-worth your time investment as an American citizen
I read the Adams one several years ago and I remember it being good but hard to get through. Read the Hamilton one earlier this year and it was really good. Reminds me that politics have always been dirty.
The Giants will be replacing Odell, Brandon Marshall, Dwayne Harris and Sterling Shepard with Tavarres King, Darius Powe and a 15 yard punt. Lloyd Cole sums up my feelings….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiVo1oYHUFA
Buck up, troUper, you still have Roger Lewis!
The actual Giants versus what I thought they would be courtesy of TroUper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBrCcYr0y5M
Leave it to Giants to once again out-do the Jets in every aspect.
There is South American qualifying tonight. Argentina could possibly not qualify. Don T sent a message today showing the police in Buenos Aires putting up barriers so the locals dont burn the place to the ground if they miss out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4UhvZ7l4Lw&ab_channel=RabbitCatcher
Has Ditka ever been anything else but a blathering dickbag?
He was a shitty coach too.
The Saints job exposed him for what he was.*
*a ridiculous loud-mouthed, front-running dickbag that didn’t know what the hell he was doing
/The city of Chicago swallowed it whole
What a boring ass night.
Maybe I can get some work done.
/opens beer
//checks dvr
I hope Mike Ditka’s wee-wee turns green and falls off.
Nice that the rain will give the stupid Nationals a legit chance to rid October of the Small Bears.
Can’t stop laughing at Birdcano trading one washed-up corpse for another. At least CJGlueFactory was on a free.
“I wouldn’t say Brady was hit in every body part.”
– Vernon Davis
http://tireball.com/nfl/files/2013/12/vernondavisgrab.gif
What did Christmas Jones do to deserve a war?
“Wish I was a baby again.”
-Truth Biscuit
I can’t believe I forgot about Denise Richards and her beautiful tracks of land.