Yes, it’s coming early this year, but Bedlam! nonetheless.
First, the rolly-ball varietal. Stoke City and Leicester start us off (8:30, NBCSN), with the time zones still all fucked up and shite. Stoke are really awful, Foxes slightly less so. Alarm not set. Newcastle and Bournemouth somehow pass for NBCSN’s “feature” for the 11:00 window, with all 3 secondary matches on NBC Gold. I guess I will probably watch Swans v. Brighton & Hove. Meh.
Shitty-ass West Ham take on literal Redshite at 1:30 (NBC), which should not take you away from the 2nd half of JV NFL action.
All the good stuff is saved for Sunday, with a blockbuster NBCSN tripleheader. Well, mighty Spurs and doormat Palace (7:00) can be skipped, but runaway leaders City hosting Arsenal (9:15) and inevitable runners up United’s visit to Stamford Bridge (11:30) cannot. Well, I will have the latter muted whilst I watch Everton trudge through another dreary loss to the Moose-Hornets of Watford on NBC Gold. Because such is my fate in life.
Auburn at Texas A&M (Noon, ESPN)
Watch to see if Kevin Sumlin gets fired!
Kansas State at Texas Tech (Noon, FS1)
Random, unimportant game that I bet is pretty fun to watch.
Syracuse at Florida State (12:20, ACCN)
One team other than Son of Clem has to beat FSU to break that 30-year bowl streak. We’re all rootin’ for ya, Jim Brown U!
South Carolina at Georgia (3:30, CBS)
Another victim for the between-the-hedges meat grinder. Collision course with Roll Damn Tide still on track.
Iowa State at West By God Virginia (3:30, ESPN2)
Yes, Iowa State is confirmed as a legitimately good footy squadron. Just how good will be tested by their trip to Morganhole.
Stanford at Washington State (3:30, Fox)
Wazzu is reeling, the Tree is stumbling in the opposite direction. Does momentum really mean anything in JV NFL? Especially in the PAC 12?
Oklahoma at Oklahoma State (4:00, FS1)
Here’s your true headliner, and hopefully the winner (not just if Boomer Sooner) will get a playoff ducat. Because the Big 12-ish is fun, damn it. This will be an electric atmosphere, with hopefully a footy match that is worthy of same.
Texas at TCU (7:15, ESPN)
Your reminder that, once again, the TV foofs didn’t space the fixtures out very well. Hopefully this will be more watchable than I expect.
LSU at Alabama (8:00, CBS)
For old times’ sake, one has to give this one a chance. But the magic is gone, and Roll Damn Tide ought run train.
Virginia Tech at Miami (8:00, ABC)
On paper, a really good matchup, but both sides are just a wet fart in my estimation.
Arizona at USC (10:45, ESPN)
Really nice tweaker matchup, long after any normal folk could even dream of staying awake. Bear Down FOAR Midterms just keep winning, don’t they?
I’ve literally never heard the word “pylon” said that much and that often in such a short period of time.
Oh…and you were all wrong. TD stands fo’ TT.
You may say they’re… piling on the references.
You are not watching the right porn then.
Now that’s fucking funny right there.
Well done, sir.
How is Bill Snyder still alive? He’s gotta be like 126 by now, right?
Un. Dead.
Even without investors or customers “Squank” starts his business.
Me: “I’s gonna make me some chili.”
Veal: “Can I get involved?”
Me: “You don’t even exist!”
Veal: [sad face]
We’ll cheer you up, Veal!
It just started raining here. I’m a big toasty cinnamon bun.
cold and rainy = bestest FOOTBAW day.
/still will eat a bunch of iced cream, because I am a disgusting fat fuck
UMASS hanging with Miss. St.? But Paaaaaawwwwwwwwww!
I mean, there’s a reason Roll Damn Tide and UGA are beating all comers (hee hee, phrasing) by 30+ this season…
Hmm I don’t know, that doesn’t coincide with the college football narrative for the last 20 years; it MUSt be that umass is super good and no one knows about them! Just wait untl they join the sec in a few years!
I just now noticed Cuse had the ball.
I laughed, yes.
Pooh shoulda got teh Oscar.
Barkitecture?
“Oh My.”
-FSU punt returner
Shitballs. I’m blacked out of the ‘Cuse game. I live in Virginia.
try theacc.com
If Babers could not wear the camo hat it’d be a bit easier to back Cuse football.
we ALL must be #FakeMilitaryStrong
Can’t rec this a million times?
/disappointed
C’mon, Cuse of Syr!!
Son of Clem is only a 9-point favourite. Anybody with a bookie wanna place a bet FOAR Hippo? Or just take me up on HOT TIP?
I’m guessing your pill bottle is half empty?
actually it pretty much exactly is, yeah
/the full one is in mah safe
That there is a keeper.
I’m presuming you’re intending to give the points. If not, I’m coming over right away to make sure you’re properly medicated.
not sure how you mean, but YES methinks Clem easily covers. My personal spread is like -17 or 17.5
Yes, that’s what I mean. Just didn’t want me beloved Hippo getting all soft and betting his heart.
Bcuz dey gon’ crush us, son.
From a raw jinx perspective, betting FOR one’s own side is strictly verbotten
Holy Banana Cake! Cuse gets a score. Down 7.
Hilarity Update: Mizzou 28, Florida 6
That is some derpy shit right there. I guess maybe they liked their sadsack fired coach.
Yeah Right is a great cook, but………
The olives are a nice hat tip to Cliff Burton’s moles, AMIRITE?!?
/is murdered by dirt bags
Nice.
Kansas can fuck right off. You might say it had ONE JERB.
Under what circumstances does Martavis Bryant become fantasy relevant this season?
Antonio Brown and Juju get caught making an Oreo sandwich cookie with a Rooney daughter, in a public park.
Step 3: profit
hey, I’d pay as much as 3 American dollars to watch it. I bet that Juju fella is hung like a donkey ,, smh
/dies
All I’m going to say is that his mother dropped him from her fantasy squad. Make of that what you will.
*Not the only time she dropped him.
“Ouch!”
-Martivas Bryant
/Pictured
All government agencies looking for guidance under the Trump administration
and it is right before Thanksgiving.
You know that dinner that makes the brat you like so much?
h
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What game are we watching?
Oh, Jesus, did he survive that?
“Minor” TBI.
Aubie/TAMU
Aubie Tamu will never get a green card.
SAD!
I’m going to be making the mother sauce today. Old school with the Italian sausages, ground veal, onion, garlic, green pepper and mushrooms. I’ll let it go for about 5 hours today and about 3 more tomorrow.
I’ll be making my own pasta tomorrow, spaghetti cutter this time instead of fettuccine. I’m also batting around the idea of making homemade bread tomorrow. Make three loaves, cook one freeze two and then I’ll have fresh bread ready to cook on thanksgiving.
Gotta stay in shape during the Sunday Gravy off-season.
Holy macaroni, that sounds good.
I have enough faith in my pasta dough that I’m not afraid to use the more narrow cutting attachment.
You I like. I’ll kill you last but I won’t lie about it.
And now my satellite system seems to have died.
Oh Universe, you really do want to see my brains on the ceiling today, don’t you?
I’m at a loss here fellas. I think I’ll go buy some powerball tickets.
“Having read their Descartes, the mammals realize what their fate entails.”
When monkeys and cats rely on each other for comfort……. our world is doomed.
“You’d be wise to invest in Rollerball.”
-James Caan, before the epiphany
Crisis averted.
‘Twas the niece’s fault downstairs. Trying to find a spare plug for video game, unplugged the system.
You guys would be proud of me. I didn’t even call her a dumb little cunt or anything.
The wee baby is growing up before our eyes. Is it misty in here?
Knowing what I know about theweebabyShamoo, it’s probably Misty Beethoven over at his place.
This isn’t what it look, ok yes it’s exactly what it looks like.
Closest I could find to a video store.
up the Cherries!!
FUCK RIGHT OFF, Barcodes
Fuck yes!
Get thee behind me relegation.
AGREED! Youse don’t deserve it, not anti-footballers. Plus, what I wouldn’t give to see those toothless Barcode fucks yo-yo right back down.
A Lipozene ad during my football game? I thought I knew you, America. smgdh
Hoping for this one, were you?
Also, would you cast someone for a testosterone booster who cannot pronounce “testosterone”?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StQ1hDPCC0A
take the Conseco Challenge!
Me: [tries to head a flyball over the home run fence]
Bob always reminds me of Scott Walker.
Penn-Tup Desire State gets scored on.
Oh come on, Sparty!!!!! You had one jorb.
Everything sucks.
Well, that was better.
Cuse qb Dungey hangs the ball up there.
/Intercept
u noe them Dungy boiz and their hangin’ tendencies ,, smh
Probably wouldn’t have thrown it to t’udder team if his dad approved of his lifestyle…
Ice Redblacks are playing against the nascent Ice Raiders at 2. Erik Karlsson has vaulted to 5th in assists having played only 8 games.
Who drew the short straw and is interim HC for the Gators, btw? I never did hear.
But there seems to be no immediate improvement.
if’n you have no QB, you’re gonna have a bad time
/even v. Mizzou
Tru Dat
now a block, and all the fake military kidz go wild!!
holding on the fake FG, lolz
I think I better do some “baking” before I end up on the news later. smgdh
For the life of me, I don’t know how these assholes always know what day to show up to maximize screwing up my game watching intentions.
/Interaction between me and the two grocery stores and the butcher shop in my wee town earlier
Me: “I’m in the mind to make some chili today. I have some ground pork and leftover prime rib. I’d like to add some ground veal as well.”
Stores: “FUCK YOU! WE’LL CARRY WHAT WE WANT-NOT WHAT YOU LIKE! AND DON’T EVEN THINK OF LOOKING FOR CIABATTA BREAD! THAT’S FOR SISSIES AND LOSERS!
Bread makers are the tits
I’m a white male in his 50’s. Nothing that I want should be outside the reach of my outstretched arm at all times. That’s the law!
Nobody on Gameday even mentions NC State in picking Son of Clem. I agree.
I am really sad BayBay/Kansas ain’t on teevee.
https://www.reddit.com/r/CFBStreams/comments/7ar3s5/game_thread_baylor_vs_kansas_1200pm_et/
saddest subreddit in EVAR
I just accidentally liked one of my own tweets. Did not know you could do that.
Trump rule
I was taking it as a sign to self gratify until lady BFC wakes up
GLORY BOY
Just found out that not one, not two, but three sets of pain in the ass family members plan to converge here later this afternoon, right about the time of the Clemson/NCSU kickoff.
I am not happy. This is unlikely to end well for them.
you will want a distraction, but I think Bedlam! game is better, or just jerking it to the Pokes’ cheer squad’s ski trip pics (there are MOAR online)
Buncha bandwagon redneck Carolina fans. When Clemson is taking us apart, just one wrong comment from one of them is all it’s gonna take. I’m almost looking forward to it.
Oh wait sorry. A few of them don’t root for Carolina in football, they root for Notre Dame.
You see where I’m going here, right? This is gon’ be ugly.
Your place has locks, right?
and/or gunz?
Both.
All three.
Slate is the head cheerleader at Robert Mueller University-
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2017/11/robert_mueller_s_brilliant_strategy_for_outmaneuvering_trump_pardons.html
Hippo is a believer in the Church of Mueller. But also a skeptic in “what if he proves everything beyond a shadow of a doubt and Murrika shrugs?”
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/11/2/16588964/america-epistemic-crisis
I hope that what does come to light is so overwhelming that a tipping point is created.
/seems like ‘facts’ aren’t enough, folks have to be ‘swayed’ in a certain direction for justice to be done these days
Nothing beats a banner quote to remind you of last night’s mistakes.
Morning. It’s colder inside my apartment than outside right now.
It is -4 F here. This is not normal. It’s fine because climate change isn’t real.
Also you have so many cowboys to keep you warm
Have you considering closing your fridge door for a while?
are you, like, his supervisoUr??
I will supervisoUr-rate the shit out of that guy!
Anyone watching the GSP fight tonight? I can’t be bothered. Aside from the fact I’m uncomfortable with GSP returning (dude should be a movie star in Hollywood North, not looking like he hates fighting in the Octagon), the Xenophobic rhetoric of Bisbing, in order to appeal to Nativists out there, is a turn off.
If I am awake and I can find a stream I might. Not really interested though.
Dunno who or what GSP is, so I guess not.
Always enjoy the HAWT TAEKS re predictions of NFL’s imminent death b/c the ppls won’t stand for the brutality, when the “sport” the youngsters increasingly watch is roided up Eastern Europeans kicking each other in the fucking head.
Thank you shitty weather! My plan to pile firewood (yet again) has morphed into climbing into my PJ’s and a bottle of my namesake.
Hippo, is Devontae Booker starting to become a thing? Will Manny Sanders be on a pitch count with his bum ankle, or is it all hands on deck at this point?
I added Booker to my money league roster, and will put him in if Sanders gets scratched. But think Sanders will start and at least be serviceable, he’s been vocal about Brock Lobster being his dude.
I am in need of help in my money league(s) hmmmmm will Booker out play Anderson ?
Immediate or long-term? I could see buying long-term shares of Curtis Samuel for the Panthers.
easiest short term add is likely Robert Woods of RRRRRRRRAM IT!! or guess a Titan. Corey Davis or Rishard Mathews, who the fuck knows.
Well I lost OBJ, and now my cagey late rounder of Watson is gone, which in turn makes Will Fuller V useless, and my qb is crabstealer. I am 5-3 somehow and play the basement dweller this week.
you in my boat. I have Watson/HOPKINS, already lost DJ. And had Davante Adams made useless. Now starting Baby Buster.
oh, and I lost the stashed Alfred Morris yesterday. And yes, my opponent has Zeke. Just fuck this week.
Sent you an email.
v. the Iggles? Probably, Booker getting the passing down work and you know what your run D has been like. Especially if PPR
Was that a goal by the robot?
Would you say Shaquiri’s hips don’t lie?
he’s getting up there in age, imagine the white lies have started at least ,, smh
Mornings with Stoke. Blech.
Mark Hughes can burn himself on his hot tea the fuckhead.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2012/jan/14/mark-hughes-qpr-premier-league-football
Nothing gets you more guaranteed likes on NSNO forum than “Mark Hughes is a cunt.”
Does orange juice and caramel corn count as a balanced breakfast?
should get the bowels movin’ at any rate
It’s a healthy breakfast if you’ve watched Stranger Things 2
Anyone want a Horton’s Ice Capp for breakkie?
/on me
Let’s try that new coffee place, Busher Jackson’s, instead.
/Ol Timmy played 24 years in the NHL? Over half his life.
Busher Jackson? That’s an obscure pull. There’s a pic of a shirtless Timmy out there-nothing but muscle and sinew.
/you don’t often hear the phrase “won the genetic lottery” ascribed to hockey players but Horton, Bobby Hull, Howe and Messier come to mind.
Hell yeah! Fun fact: I’ll be going there for breakfast after the first class I teach. So, medium ice cap with chocolate for me, please.