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Your “Shut Up Liver, You’re Fine” Saturday Evening Open Thread & Broadcast Maps

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Lotsa JV Footy earlier today.

Lotsa JV Footy later tonight.

Lotsa Varsity Footy Tomorrow.

I dunno about you, but my liver never recovered from last weekend.  And now here we are again.

But screw it.  Together, we can muddle thru it.

(sorry, I was talking to my beer again)

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Speaking of the Varsity Footy varietals, here are your coverage maps for Sunday.

My biggest question in this window?  How the hell did they decide the pattern in middle America to toss LAC/JAX into?  Meh, could be worse for those folks.  They could have gotten CLE/DET

 

Does ColorAdo really care about the Ain’ts at the Jills?  Well, they’ve got legal weed so they’ll be fine either way.

 

Lotsa red here, thank goodness.  But I do feel sorry for the poor bastards living in SF and NY.

I mean just in general for having to live there.

Plus now they have to watch that  game.

Meh, better them than me.  They knew what they were getting into….fuck ’em.

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Whut’s On Your Tee Vee Boxes Tonight?

NHL

  • Leafs @ Bruins – 7:00pmEST – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

 

NCAA Football

  • New Mexico @ Tejas A&M – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
  • Purdue @ (25)Northwestern – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • (2)Alabama @ (16)Mississippi State – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • Tulane @ ECU – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
  • Tennessee @ Mizzou – 7:30pmEST – TV: SECN
  • (6)TCU @ (5)Oklahoma – 8:00pmEST – TV: FOX
  • (3)Notre Dame @ (7)Miami – 8:00pmEST – TV: ABC
  • Arizona State @ UCLA – 9:30pmEST – TV: PAC12N
  • Oregon State @ Arizona – 10:15pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • Wyoming @ Air Force – 10:15pmEST – TV: ESPNU
  • Boise State @ Colorado State – 10:30pmEST – TV: CBSSN

Full Schedule

 

NCAA Basketball

Not much to look at tonight after (almost) everyone played last night.  Unless you wanna watch Duke beat the shit out of Utah Valley on ESPN3, or Michigan beat the shit out of North Florida on B1GN.

Full Schedule

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OK then, try to stay awake for all of the fun.  But even if you can’t, at least drink heavily first.

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Sharkbait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

Painted by Bob Marley

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

Ready for anything in pants? She’s come to the wrong place.

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Mr. Ayo

Odd since she can’t fit into a pair of pants
6/10 would bang

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Sharkbait

And now to clock watch for the next 5 hours.

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Brocky

3rd shift?

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Sharkbait

Through the end of the month

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

…Dickshrooms?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

Okay, I hate to make fun of the elderly, (hah), but I just noticed something that shows how remarkably lazy my dad is.

We were working on the deck, replacing some rotted boards. and by “we were working” I mean i was doing all the work and he was just handing me deck screws. We finish up, head inside, my dad puts the box of screws on his office desk, and never does anything else with them.

That was back in July. and the screws are still there. since my laptop broke, I decided to hop on this desktop, and they’re literally between the keyboard and monitor.

……..and this man once gave me grief for not putting enough items on my sandwich.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

“Well, cadet, you were slotted for F-35 training, but after that fumble you’re now fast-tracked for supply officer.”

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I wonder why the weird 1980s-type digits on the game clock counter in the AF-WYO game.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

So a Harbaugh head is slightly smaller than a womp rat. Good information to know, just in case.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

So, at the half, the Secretary of the Air Force called the Governor of Wyoming and informed him that the AF would close FE Warren AFB and all it’s Minuteman Missile silos if Wyoming didn’t take a dive.

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Brocky

tv on as background noise, hear a dog barks, the super hyper shih tzu runs up and barks back at it.

Me: shut up dog

dog barks again

Me: seriously, I’m gonna throw a sock at you

dog barks even louder

Me: OH ITS ON NOW MOTHER FUCKER!

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Romonobyl

Same problem with my dog whenever the sound of door knock or bell comes from the TV. Gets old fast.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

My dogs have stopped paying attention to TV sounds. They still go nuts when the actual doorbell rings. Also when the dogs across the street bark. But not when the dogs in the yards behind my house bark. I don’t get that.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Canine alliances are complicated.
Don’t ask questions.

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Brocky

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Though there is the basic requirement of ass-sniffing at some point, amirite?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Mine does the doorbell real and TV….. and I encourage her; German Shepards are loud. Yeah, no one would have guessed I’m a weird fucker.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Run bitch, run for your life…. get some help!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kujtZlKLL7Y

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Senor Weaselo

We never had the question answered: Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Barbara Bouchet

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Well hellooooo Barbara.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Well hellooooo Ms. Bouchet

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

So, is she, like, a pilot or something?

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Brocky

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Romonobyl

Amelia Earhart, the Untold Story.

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Romonobyl

The Who’s “My Generation” in a Walmart spot. Welp, that should juuuust about do it.

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Sharkbait

I had that feeling with Motorhead in a Kia commercial

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

It’s been years, but Iggy Pop’s ode to heroin addiction “Lust for Life” being used by the Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines in their ad always had me scratching my head.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Going on some of those cruises would only be possible with heroin.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I sailed with the 7th Fleet out of Yokosuka and Guam for three years. I’d rather jack off a mad lion than pay someone to go to sea.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

So then do you still want that heroin or what?
/asking foar a friend

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Viva La Tabula Raza

My dad always told me that the two best things in life were free beer and strange pussy. I’ll expand that to include drugs/narcotics too.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

The Walton family obviously has compromising photographs of the executive leadership of ASCAP and BMI.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Goddammit, Moose shot off faster than me (phrasing)
Fuck it, I’m still posting mine.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Why is somebody flashing the French national flag in the Beavers’ fan section at the UA game?

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Mr. Ayo

Preferred waxing style in Corvallis

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Fookin’ brilliant. That’s why I signed up here.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

And here I thought she was a $2,000 per night hooker.
Whew, that would have been embarrassing.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The Department of Redundancy Department.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I fixed it. Shut up.
LOL 😛

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Mr. Ayo

Butter!

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Quite a pair of Sharpies she’s sporting there.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Ha!!!

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Shogun Marcus

1954 magic marker? Those M’s are probably still on her corpse!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m sure they were….ahem, rubbed off….long before the body was cold.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I went to high school and still occasionally visit with a guy named Roy Moore (though obviously not THE Roy Moore). I can’t wait until the next time we get together to share a bowl or two.

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Horatio Cornblower

At least when you knew him he was supposed to be dating high school girls.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

NICE!

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Damn, wish I had come up with that.

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Horatio Cornblower

We invite you now to join Horatio as we enter the Gatorade-And-Aspirin portion of the evening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5aW08ivHU

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Romonobyl

A preemptive strike, in honor of Vetern’s Day.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

I would disappoint Taylor Swift in so many different ways.

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Mr. Ayo

Get in line crabman!

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Horatio Cornblower

I’d disappoint her by refusing to go out with her in the first place so that she couldn’t write a shitty song about our inevitable break-up.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

You are made of stern stuff.

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Mr. Ayo

That’s the highlight, no? “Look what you made me do!” Damn right, girl.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I could hate fuck her for at least 27 seconds, then not leave until she bought me a sammich.

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Brocky

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Sharkbait

And AIDS. Dont forget the AIDS.

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Brocky

No. Jenny had the aids. Sally Field was clean. Just ask the teacher

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Horatio Cornblower

Poor Jenny. Bad enough she had the AIDS; she had to marry Sean Penn in real life too.

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Brocky

hey now, she didn’t have to…

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I didn’t even think the Neckbasket ad was fake when it started.

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Spur

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Senor Weaselo

So that SNL skit reminded me. Apparently the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are gonna be playable in Injustice 2. So that’s a thing.

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Gratliff

I may have marked right the fuck out when Raf came out in the 1990 movie getup.

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Gratliff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqZJ0om3P7A

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Mr. Ayo

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Sharkbait

SNL: 0/2 so far.

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Senor Weaselo

Lion King wasn’t… as bad?

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Airstrike!

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Horatio Cornblower

Great song, maybe a better video.

Also there’s a guy fighting in the UFC right now who appears to be wearing a literal diaper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2hxU4UG3dA

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Gratliff

That goddamn album was so good. Fully expect to be disappointed by the next one.

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Horatio Cornblower

Hard not to clear that bar. They set it pretty fucking high.

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Romonobyl

The clip was preceded by a spot for Cinnamon Frosted Flakes. Does everything from my childhood have to be brutally anal-raped?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Are you catholic?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

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Sharkbait

Pictured: The Kommentariat watching Thursday Night Football:

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Spur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCPutYaGFlE

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Horatio Cornblower

I may have mentioned this before but I have a recurring dream* where I’m in an odd part of town at a dive bar that, for some reason, has a great band that doesn’t actually exist, and sometimes even food. If I ever hit Powerball I am going to open that bar and by all that is holy this song is gonna be playing when it opens.

*in that dream I also have washboard abs and a 9″ penis. It’s quite a dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzqmVa6n-es

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

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Gratliff

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Brocky

few things in life are as wonderful as joey ryan gifs.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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Brocky

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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Brocky

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Mr. Ayo

Jesus, who here isn’t depressed?

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Horatio Cornblower

Me.

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Mr. Ayo

Is there anything the judge can’t fix?

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litre_cola

Mine comes and goes.

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Mr. Ayo

Here’s to the goeth outnumbering the cometh.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Depressed? Nope.

Annoyed, angry, hurt, sick of the world? Yes.

My late father was always one who wanted to fix things for folks, often to his and their detriment. At one time he was dead set on me starting on SSRI’s (prozac, paxil, etc) because I seemed sad. At the time I’d just been more or less dumped at the altar.

Of course I’m fucking sad, Dad. And you can’t fix it. Neither can a pill. It’s a normal fucking reaction to life sometimes. Stop trying to fix me and back the fuck off already.

Our relationship actually improved after that.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m not saying SSRI’s aren’t useful for some folks with endogenous depression.

But fuck, people….we aren’t meant to be happy all the fucking time.

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Mr. Ayo

Oh cool. I’ll update my list then.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I just think they’re over prescribed.
And they are not without potential harm.

Pharmacology class alumnus, right here.

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Mr. Ayo

I’ve moved your name to the “Daddy Issues” list.

Oh, and, you want to meet up for a drink? *wink, wink*

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Can you cook and do you have boobs?
One of those answers might be a deal breaker btw.

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Mr. Ayo

Yes. And not yet.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Dammit.

Food or boobs? I never expected to have to make this choice.

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Mr. Ayo

Spoiler
Yes

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Romonobyl

I went through a very painful, unexpected divorce a lifetime ago. I asked my doc if he could put me on something just so I could start functioning, he said it wouldn’t help because I wasn’t clinically depressed, just getting the shitty end and there was no choice but to ride it out. He was right , and I did.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

And that sucks. My condolences. But dealing with it was better than hiding behind a pill.

I like your Doc, fwiw.

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Romonobyl

He is a good doctor, unfortunately he has hands the size of Shaquille O’Neil.
Wasn’t an issue before I turned forty.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Mooooon riverrrrrr…..

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

– Goodell during a meet and greet with fans

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King Hippo

It’s better to bet these random-ass MWC fixtures, methinks. The betting mind is not muddled with things like knowledge or background.

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Spur

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Shogun Marcus

I had an odd crush on her in that movie.

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Spur

Odd? i think i popped my first boner when she came on screen. I was 6.

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herodotus450

The number font, lack of names, and generic logo on the Wyoming uniforms makes me wonder which high school was using them yesterday, and how they cleaned them so quickly to be ready for tonight.

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King Hippo

They could just say “TEAM”

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Brocky

Moose, I think I found the greatest gif of all time:

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

now now, a gif is not great simple because it has your name sake

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Gratliff

MOOSE! MOOSE! MOOSE! MOOSE!
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Romonobyl

Points for diversity.

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Sharkbait

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