Lotsa JV Footy earlier today.
Lotsa JV Footy later tonight.
Lotsa Varsity Footy Tomorrow.
I dunno about you, but my liver never recovered from last weekend. And now here we are again.
But screw it. Together, we can muddle thru it.
(sorry, I was talking to my beer again)
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Speaking of the Varsity Footy varietals, here are your coverage maps for Sunday.
My biggest question in this window? How the hell did they decide the pattern in middle America to toss LAC/JAX into? Meh, could be worse for those folks. They could have gotten CLE/DET
Does ColorAdo really care about the Ain’ts at the Jills? Well, they’ve got legal weed so they’ll be fine either way.
Lotsa red here, thank goodness. But I do feel sorry for the poor bastards living in SF and NY.
I mean just in general for having to live there.
Plus now they have to watch that game.
Meh, better them than me. They knew what they were getting into….fuck ’em.
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Whut’s On Your Tee Vee Boxes Tonight?
NHL
- Leafs @ Bruins – 7:00pmEST – TV: NHLN
NCAA Football
- New Mexico @ Tejas A&M – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Purdue @ (25)Northwestern – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- (2)Alabama @ (16)Mississippi State – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Tulane @ ECU – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- Tennessee @ Mizzou – 7:30pmEST – TV: SECN
- (6)TCU @ (5)Oklahoma – 8:00pmEST – TV: FOX
- (3)Notre Dame @ (7)Miami – 8:00pmEST – TV: ABC
- Arizona State @ UCLA – 9:30pmEST – TV: PAC12N
- Oregon State @ Arizona – 10:15pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- Wyoming @ Air Force – 10:15pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Boise State @ Colorado State – 10:30pmEST – TV: CBSSN
NCAA Basketball
Not much to look at tonight after (almost) everyone played last night. Unless you wanna watch Duke beat the shit out of Utah Valley on ESPN3, or Michigan beat the shit out of North Florida on B1GN.
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OK then, try to stay awake for all of the fun. But even if you can’t, at least drink heavily first.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C_fVnE3xHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIxgBMNhsKU
Painted by Bob Marley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x0fPZrPV3M
Ready for anything in pants? She’s come to the wrong place.
Odd since she can’t fit into a pair of pants
6/10 would bang
And now to clock watch for the next 5 hours.
3rd shift?
Through the end of the month
…Dickshrooms?
Okay, I hate to make fun of the elderly, (hah), but I just noticed something that shows how remarkably lazy my dad is.
We were working on the deck, replacing some rotted boards. and by “we were working” I mean i was doing all the work and he was just handing me deck screws. We finish up, head inside, my dad puts the box of screws on his office desk, and never does anything else with them.
That was back in July. and the screws are still there. since my laptop broke, I decided to hop on this desktop, and they’re literally between the keyboard and monitor.
……..and this man once gave me grief for not putting enough items on my sandwich.
“Well, cadet, you were slotted for F-35 training, but after that fumble you’re now fast-tracked for supply officer.”
I wonder why the weird 1980s-type digits on the game clock counter in the AF-WYO game.
http://mgoblog.com/sites/mgoblog.com/files/images/SEARCHBITS-XXIII_99D8/3SyDoQi1.gif
So a Harbaugh head is slightly smaller than a womp rat. Good information to know, just in case.
So, at the half, the Secretary of the Air Force called the Governor of Wyoming and informed him that the AF would close FE Warren AFB and all it’s Minuteman Missile silos if Wyoming didn’t take a dive.
tv on as background noise, hear a dog barks, the super hyper shih tzu runs up and barks back at it.
Me: shut up dog
dog barks again
Me: seriously, I’m gonna throw a sock at you
dog barks even louder
Me: OH ITS ON NOW MOTHER FUCKER!
Same problem with my dog whenever the sound of door knock or bell comes from the TV. Gets old fast.
My dogs have stopped paying attention to TV sounds. They still go nuts when the actual doorbell rings. Also when the dogs across the street bark. But not when the dogs in the yards behind my house bark. I don’t get that.
Canine alliances are complicated.
Don’t ask questions.
Though there is the basic requirement of ass-sniffing at some point, amirite?
Mine does the doorbell real and TV….. and I encourage her; German Shepards are loud. Yeah, no one would have guessed I’m a weird fucker.
Run bitch, run for your life…. get some help!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kujtZlKLL7Y
We never had the question answered: Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
Barbara Bouchet
Well hellooooo Barbara.
Well hellooooo Ms. Bouchet
So, is she, like, a pilot or something?
Amelia Earhart, the Untold Story.
The Who’s “My Generation” in a Walmart spot. Welp, that should juuuust about do it.
I had that feeling with Motorhead in a Kia commercial
It’s been years, but Iggy Pop’s ode to heroin addiction “Lust for Life” being used by the Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines in their ad always had me scratching my head.
Going on some of those cruises would only be possible with heroin.
I sailed with the 7th Fleet out of Yokosuka and Guam for three years. I’d rather jack off a mad lion than pay someone to go to sea.
So then do you still want that heroin or what?
/asking foar a friend
My dad always told me that the two best things in life were free beer and strange pussy. I’ll expand that to include drugs/narcotics too.
The Walton family obviously has compromising photographs of the executive leadership of ASCAP and BMI.
Goddammit, Moose shot off faster than me (phrasing)
Fuck it, I’m still posting mine.
Why is somebody flashing the French national flag in the Beavers’ fan section at the UA game?
Preferred waxing style in Corvallis
Fookin’ brilliant. That’s why I signed up here.
And here I thought she was a $2,000 per night hooker.
Whew, that would have been embarrassing.
The Department of Redundancy Department.
I fixed it. Shut up.
LOL 😛
Butter!
Quite a pair of Sharpies she’s sporting there.
Ha!!!
1954 magic marker? Those M’s are probably still on her corpse!
I’m sure they were….ahem, rubbed off….long before the body was cold.
I went to high school and still occasionally visit with a guy named Roy Moore (though obviously not THE Roy Moore). I can’t wait until the next time we get together to share a bowl or two.
At least when you knew him he was supposed to be dating high school girls.
NICE!
Damn, wish I had come up with that.
We invite you now to join Horatio as we enter the Gatorade-And-Aspirin portion of the evening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5aW08ivHU
A preemptive strike, in honor of Vetern’s Day.
I would disappoint Taylor Swift in so many different ways.
Get in line crabman!
I’d disappoint her by refusing to go out with her in the first place so that she couldn’t write a shitty song about our inevitable break-up.
You are made of stern stuff.
That’s the highlight, no? “Look what you made me do!” Damn right, girl.
I could hate fuck her for at least 27 seconds, then not leave until she bought me a sammich.
And AIDS. Dont forget the AIDS.
No. Jenny had the aids. Sally Field was clean. Just ask the teacher
Poor Jenny. Bad enough she had the AIDS; she had to marry Sean Penn in real life too.
hey now, she didn’t have to…
I didn’t even think the Neckbasket ad was fake when it started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYvOgnabABU
So that SNL skit reminded me. Apparently the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are gonna be playable in Injustice 2. So that’s a thing.
I may have marked right the fuck out when Raf came out in the 1990 movie getup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqZJ0om3P7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxmFnYV36vU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0vsNFO2pDg
SNL: 0/2 so far.
Lion King wasn’t… as bad?
Airstrike!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=22&v=WR7jnKDkH1Q
Great song, maybe a better video.
Also there’s a guy fighting in the UFC right now who appears to be wearing a literal diaper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2hxU4UG3dA
That goddamn album was so good. Fully expect to be disappointed by the next one.
Hard not to clear that bar. They set it pretty fucking high.
The clip was preceded by a spot for Cinnamon Frosted Flakes. Does everything from my childhood have to be brutally anal-raped?
Are you catholic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9XtK6R1QAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otdSVHIds94
Pictured: The Kommentariat watching Thursday Night Football:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wh6heXgvek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCPutYaGFlE
I may have mentioned this before but I have a recurring dream* where I’m in an odd part of town at a dive bar that, for some reason, has a great band that doesn’t actually exist, and sometimes even food. If I ever hit Powerball I am going to open that bar and by all that is holy this song is gonna be playing when it opens.
*in that dream I also have washboard abs and a 9″ penis. It’s quite a dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzqmVa6n-es
few things in life are as wonderful as joey ryan gifs.
Jesus, who here isn’t depressed?
Me.
Is there anything the judge can’t fix?
Mine comes and goes.
Here’s to the goeth outnumbering the cometh.
Depressed? Nope.
Annoyed, angry, hurt, sick of the world? Yes.
My late father was always one who wanted to fix things for folks, often to his and their detriment. At one time he was dead set on me starting on SSRI’s (prozac, paxil, etc) because I seemed sad. At the time I’d just been more or less dumped at the altar.
Of course I’m fucking sad, Dad. And you can’t fix it. Neither can a pill. It’s a normal fucking reaction to life sometimes. Stop trying to fix me and back the fuck off already.
Our relationship actually improved after that.
I’m not saying SSRI’s aren’t useful for some folks with endogenous depression.
But fuck, people….we aren’t meant to be happy all the fucking time.
Oh cool. I’ll update my list then.
I just think they’re over prescribed.
And they are not without potential harm.
Pharmacology class alumnus, right here.
I’ve moved your name to the “Daddy Issues” list.
Oh, and, you want to meet up for a drink? *wink, wink*
Can you cook and do you have boobs?
One of those answers might be a deal breaker btw.
Yes. And not yet.
Dammit.
Food or boobs? I never expected to have to make this choice.
I went through a very painful, unexpected divorce a lifetime ago. I asked my doc if he could put me on something just so I could start functioning, he said it wouldn’t help because I wasn’t clinically depressed, just getting the shitty end and there was no choice but to ride it out. He was right , and I did.
And that sucks. My condolences. But dealing with it was better than hiding behind a pill.
I like your Doc, fwiw.
He is a good doctor, unfortunately he has hands the size of Shaquille O’Neil.
Wasn’t an issue before I turned forty.
Mooooon riverrrrrr…..
– Goodell during a meet and greet with fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff974Ocxl4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc
It’s better to bet these random-ass MWC fixtures, methinks. The betting mind is not muddled with things like knowledge or background.
I had an odd crush on her in that movie.
Odd? i think i popped my first boner when she came on screen. I was 6.
The number font, lack of names, and generic logo on the Wyoming uniforms makes me wonder which high school was using them yesterday, and how they cleaned them so quickly to be ready for tonight.
They could just say “TEAM”
Moose, I think I found the greatest gif of all time:
now now, a gif is not great simple because it has your name sake
MOOSE! MOOSE! MOOSE! MOOSE!
Points for diversity.