[scans dessert menu] Oh my, look what we have here! That Creme Brulee looks wonderful. Oooooo, maybe I’ll go for the Baked Alaska-I’ve heard great things about it from my yoga instructor. [looks to bottom of menu] Hmmm. An unopened sugar packet on a cow’s tongue? Why would they even bother putting that on the menu? Are they just trying to fill space? Speaking of… TO THE GAMES!
Hou/LAR: The “How Can You Not Cheer For Them?”* Rams have scored an average of 36 ppg in their last four victories. Did I follow my own advice that I shared with you folks a few weeks ago and stash Goff at the bottom of my roster for safekeeping? Sure I did-for about five days or so and then moved on to larger mistakes. I dislike being stupid. I highly recommend against it if you can help it. The Texans have barely scored more points than they’ve given up as is the way of many 3-5 teams. His Below-Average-ness, Tom Savage Garden is entrusted to get the team going just like he didn’t in the vast majority of all the other games he’s started.
*Abandoned St. Louisians excepted
Dal/Atl: The Cowboys have cobbled together three straight wins but now are without Zeke. This is good news for a reeling Falcons team that has lost four of its last five. Remember Tevin Coleman? OC Steve Sarkasian hasn’t. That rb that is particularly proficient at catching balls out of the backfield has been fed three passes in the last four games. This is gross misuse of talent along the lines of Marcus Allen under Al Davis. Still, given that the Dallas D gives up 4.4 yards per rush maybe the Foreman/Coleman duo should be given the ball 30+ times today. Of course a little pitch and catch between Ryan and Jones (if he’s healthy) should be thrown in there as well.
NYG/SF: Did I mention something about telling your loved ones how important they are to you? I did? Well, go ahead.
It’s all over except for my crying. Do what you do.
Dallas pass coverage is borderline nonexistent. And now Scandrick is hurt.
Blegh
It will be like waiting for the Northern Virginia counties to come in for me tonight, in the form of Gronk and Emmanuel Sanders. Right now, Goff has narrowed the margin to 34. A stretch, but feasible.
Sitting Larry Fitzgerald no longer looking so dumb after all.
I can feel smrt for a little while at least.
you had Robert Woods?
Yup.
I wish I could have put money down on when Sean Lee would get injured.
That was fucking huge.
Helped a Hippo
how much you reckon they’d fine me (as a coach) FOAR going out in a red C.C.C.P jacket today?
Afternoon all. Looks like I get to enjoy yet another Cowboy winter.
December is coming.
/also, DAK! looked a tiny bit Trent-ish towards the 1:00 mark, be careful with him
A little protection would be nice.
Witten no blockie? Seems like a gritty fella like that should…
Only two of my peeps have met or passed projection. The rest are woefully under. However I see no one else is having a good day so meh I guess.
I’m doing pretty good actually.
(sorry not sorry Sharkbait)
If I believed in the home team, I should have Davante and TyMont starting instead of benched.
put it this way…in money league, I’m losing to a guy who sat Adam Thielen. SIGH
Wow. Really?
as Metallica would say…SAD BUT TRUE.
/That GoffBOMB helped
Hopkins should be allowed to push off.
– Dabo Swinney (?)
Will Fuller V out. It will be the Hopkins show here on out.
So I went outside to have a catch and…. wait how did the la NFL clippers loose?
hilariously
Savage Garden, who we thought he was.
/bailed out, tho
Buffalo used a Nathan Peterman at QB? Did they know he wouldn’t be able to take his full grain, brown leather messenger bag onto the field with him? With its sleek lines and surprisingly spacious pockets evoking a youthful romp through eastern Europe? The smell of leather bringing back memories of days spent seeking out old world churches to discover ones heritage, and passionate nights in a hostel with two lithe students with barely three words of english between them? How’d it work out for them?
About as good as the Urban Sombrero.
Cowboys need to start in shotgun or double tight end. Dak is getting killed.
Ham fumble?
Nope, Ham strip.
Which sounds weird.
That’s bacon ain’a?
wasn’t very effective holding, dude
Du break it, Dubai it!
They said Matt Schaub’s name!!!
Probably UVa fans.
You’re not Julio Jones.
Fuck you
CJ Beatherd, fantasy beast.
All of you that told me to start Sammy Watkins are bad people
I am font of terribad advice today. If any consolation, RRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!! is killing my money team (Goff, Gurley) too.
mango, spinach, and kale smoothie. Enjoyable, but I shall be belching that for hours
That sounds really….turrible.
apple juice base FTW. It is perfection
Yeah, that doesn’t make it sound better.
Plus I’d have the runs for three days.
I know right?
I gagged at the thought of that concoction
savages, all of you!!
why is my name spelled with dos equis in the banner? #quotablestip: just cut and paste stuff.
Looks like Litre shall get MOAR Greg the Leg soon
in all money leagues. I even kept him during his bye week. He is the fucking man.
“Thanks for your service, blax.”
“Right on Marty. Can we throw on the game?”
“Nope. That’d be disrespectful.”
Marty sounds like a dick.
IT’S MY DAY BITCHES!
Well, the white trash farmers at this bar who smack their wives and have never traveled passed 3rd Street are the ones who keep this place open.
White trash farmers on 3rd?
Queen Creek or Buckeye I get. But 3rd?
Goodell is the national disgrace. Not the players.
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
Double J is going to challenge Arthur Blank to a halftime dual.
Even if I had no idea as to the persons behind the names, anyone would bet on “Double J” against a guy named “Blank” when pistols at dawn are involved.
Thinning of the herd. Good idea.
is the Rams offense on bye this week?
I need me some Greg the leg so I am very pleased with this development.
Wish they would have warned me, could have used Cousins’ 40 fantasy points. FFS
Yeah baby. DLaw
OF COURSE I fucking cut Goodwin for Samuel
Baby Shanny looks fucking ridiculous
So many fakes I feel like I am at a market in Thailand!
oh, that’s good
Good no call.
agreed, nice ref teamwork. NFL doing better in that respect
We’re you aware bars are boycotting NFL today out of respect for veterans? Because I just found out at the bar I sat down in. Fucking Ohio.
I’d never drink there again.
It’s the only good bar in the county. I have priorities.
Burn them down.
I likes it. When in doubt, start a fire or series of fires.
Didn’t play so well in season 2 of True Detectives.
But I’m still team fire.
I *could* hang out and watch this Rams-Texans game, or I could take my wife to the mall.
Bye guys!
Not where I’d take her, but enjoy!
This NY SF game is going down as a masterpiece.
I have never seen OPI on a fake punt before.
that bird flopped.
Savagedown!
Pray for Sean Lee.
Again?
A co-worker has season tickets and offered me 2 for $100. I answered her the same way I’ve answered drug dealers in the past, “No, I’m good.”
What happened to the Falcons offense?
Hat to say it but maybe Shanahan was on to something. San Fran is awful but he hasnt been there that long.and Atl is more talented
The Not Oilers have a kicker named Carebear? I may have misheard that …
HAIL SH’ANKLOR!
Fuck…
Fixed!
I don’t think I’d go see a RAMMIT game even if I was given free tickets.
Greg the leg is worth the price of admission.
Clearly we prefer different legs.
Do you all spell it Girlie as well?
This seems random.
But yes.
Stadium looks empty. Chick-Fil-A made the right move.
Which stadium? ?
Useless Bills, Useless Slurs, Useless Texans, Useless Falcons.
Good job Dak.
DakDown