A big thanks to tWBS for posting the Open Thread last night. Vancouver got walloped by a wet-snow storm, dropping 2-4 inches before turning to ice.
My usual routine is to get the students started at 9:00, and while they’re working I’m trying to hammer out something coherent for the evening. Well, I got busy on other things, and the power went out at school about 10:30 yesterday. Luckily, WordPress saved a whole bunch of it, because when I left the darkened school at 3:00 I got home to no power there as well. So I emailed the DFO team for help, and they delivered.
The power came back on at 5:30. The surge blew the motherboard on the dishwasher, so now I know what my wife is getting for Christmas. Luckily, we found one on sale, and a friend will install it Thursday morning.
Mad props to don_t and all of Puerto Rico. I was without juice for about 8 hours and it drove me bananas. You guys have it exponentially worse, and are somehow keeping up smiles. I hope Trump’s tax cut doesn’t halve your rebuilding efforts.
NFL News:
- New Browns GM John Dorsey said the Browns don’t have enough “real players”.
- Naturally, he’s had to walk that back a bit, but he stands by the need to acquire new talent after the failures of the previous regime.
- Especially when the current regime still is ruining the confidence of its rookies.
- Naturally, he’s had to walk that back a bit, but he stands by the need to acquire new talent after the failures of the previous regime.
- The Giants interviewed Steve Smith’s best friend Dave Gettleman for their GM vacancy.
- He used to work for the Giants prior to becoming the Panthers GM in 2013.
Thomas Davis has had his suspension reduced to one game.
- Davante Adams has yet to be cleared to practice.
- Randall Cobb – your reaction?
- “It’s bulls—,” Cobb said Tuesday.
- Randall Cobb – your reaction?
- Davante Adams has yet to be cleared to practice.
- Former Packers & Texas A&M coach Mike Sherman will be the new coach of the Montreal Alouettes.
- He was most recently the Nauset Regional (Massachusetts) High School football coach.
- “Welcome to the CFL. Bring the yearbooks!” is what I imagine Marc Trestman saying to his fellow NFL alum.
- He was most recently the Nauset Regional (Massachusetts) High School football coach.
Finally, just to be clear, Charlotte City Council doesn’t want the Panthers to leave the city.
- With the team up for sale, the Mayor had this to say:
“The City of Charlotte values its long-running relationship with the Panthers after more than 22 seasons of NFL football,” Vi Lyles, who is also a season-ticket holder, said in a statement, via ESPN.com. “The Panthers are part of Charlotte’s fabric. We’ve celebrated victories and anguished over defeats. We understand transitions are inevitable, and we look forward to working with current and future ownership.”
Better Know A Broadcaster – Bowl Game Edition
With Bowl games on the docket pretty much every night there isn’t NFL action between now & New Year’s, I thought I’d make #content quota by trying to figure out which C-list announcing teams are trying to climb the broadcasting ladder. I will rely on the American commentists to pass judgement on the quality of their work, as most bowl games aren’t shown on Canadian TV, and the Seattle stations only show the majors and games featuring Washington state teams.
The broadcast tandems are courtesy 506sports.com.
Frisco Bowl – Louisiana Tech vs Southern Methodist (in Frisco, TX)
Broadcast team: Mike Couzens, John Congemi
Mike Couzens:
- Personal stuff:
- From White Plains, NY
- B.Sc in Broadcast Journalism, Syracuse University’s S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communications
- Broadcasting history:
- Radio:
- WSYR 570 AM • Evening Reporter/Sports Reporter (Jan 2010 – Mar 2010)
- WJPZ 89.1 FM • General Manager/Play-by-Play (Jan 2008 – Jan 2011)
- Sports:
- Syracuse Chiefs Triple-A Baseball • Play-by-Play/Studio Host (Apr 2010 – Sep 2010)
- Dayton Dragons Baseball • Broadcasting and Media Relations (Mar 2011 – Sep 2011)
- University of Vermont Women’s Basketball • Play-by-Play (Oct 2011 – Mar 2012)
- Fort Wayne TinCaps Baseball • Broadcasting and Media Relations (Mar 2012-July 2014)
- Big Ten Network • Play-by-Play Broadcaster (Sep 2013-July 2014)
- ESPN • Play-by-Play Broadcaster (Nov 2012-Present)
- Radio:
- Signature play-by-play events:
- Play-by-Play for USA Ultimate (frisbee) National Championships
- Previous Bowl Games called:
- 2016 Camping World Independence Bowl
Recent Tweets which show level of commitment to Bowl Game accuracy:
https://twitter.com/MikeCouzens/status/943144244750909440
https://twitter.com/MikeCouzens/status/943219274738479104
John Congemi:
- Personal stuff:
- From Youngstown, Ohio
- B.Sc – Communications, University of Pittsburgh
- Football career?
- Yes – QB
- College – Pitt (1982-86)
- MVP, 1984 Fiesta Bowl
- Pro – 8 years
- 7 years – CFL
- won 1987 & 1994 Grey Cups
- 1 year – Arena League
- 7 years – CFL
- College – Pitt (1982-86)
- Yes – QB
- Broadcasting history:
- Sports:
- ESPN – 2000-present
- Miami Dolphins – Multimedia host
- hosts “#Dolphins Daily” on team’s website & Twitter.
- Hosts “The Finsiders” on team website
- Sports:
- Signature play-by-play events:
- Previous Bowl Games called:
- 2011 BBVA Compass Bowl
- 2012 BBVA Compass Bowl
- 2013 AdvoCare V100 Bowl
- 2014 Bitcoin St. Petersburg Bowl
- 2015 Belk Bowl
- 2016 Raycom Media Camellia Bowl
Recent Tweets which show level of commitment to Bowl Game accuracy:
– Recapping #MIAvsBUF
– Breaking down @God_Son80, @CParkey36 and @Kold91's performances
– Preparing for Kansas CityThis is your #DolphinsDaily, presented by @Xbox One X. https://t.co/a2c5QHajzI
— Miami Dolphins (@MiamiDolphins) December 18, 2017
Prediction:
Couzens tries to punch above weight, but comes across as too-eager & too-error prone. Congemi will barely be able to mask his disdain, and the over/under on his Fiesta Bowl experiences will be +5.5.
Tonight’s sports:
- Hockey:
- NHL:
- Leafs at Blue Jackets – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
- Red Wings at Flyers – 8:00PM | NBCSN
- World Juniors:
- Pre-Competition: Czech Republic vs. Canada – 7:00PM | TSN
- NHL:
- NCAA:
- Football:
- Frisco Bowl: Louisiana Tech vs. SMU – 8:00PM | ESPN
- Men’s basketball: two ‘hate-watches’ are included tonight
- Evansville at Duke – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Wagner at Seton Hall – 7:00PM | FS1
- Wofford at U*NC – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Albany at Louisville – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- Football:
- NBA:
- Raptors at Hornets – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Grizzlies at Warriors – 10:30PM | Sportsnet1 / NBA TV
GO FORTH & COMMENT!
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=_gBbp-gHLWA
How do we do this now….anyway, this played at the bar I was at on Friday and I forgot how much I really liked this song….
nm
Goddamn, I need to go to bed, but YouTube has apparently just linked their ‘play next’ lists to very specific time periods. But no, it’ll be there in the morning. And it’s not really good music anyway. Smashmouth is not a great band just because I have a fond memory of seeing them at DC BBQ fest when I was 15 or so.
nm
I realize I’ll be in the minority in this opinion, but this is a good song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkHTsc9PU2A
Listened to the first 15 seconds….if that was Ukulele, then good song. Otherwise, meh. It might only have been 8 seconds.
Well, thanks for at least giving it a chance.
You must still be in a bad mood if you passed up an only eight seconds joke there…
Yes, I am.
But I do regret having overlooked that one nonetheless.
Feel free to fill me in.
Giggity.
Here’s how you photograph a granola bar:
I read that as “granola bear.”
Who wants to co-write a children’s book?
Ooh! Me!
It’ll be like Pooh, but more hippies and cannibalism!
And hello to you too!
My brother became a US citizen today.
…Why the hell would he do that?
/Congrats to him… I think?
Helps him with work. He kept his Canadian citizenship to be safe.
Welcome aboard!
Cheers! If he drops by the Bay Area I will buy him one of whatever our regional foodstuffs are!
Sour-doughn’t do that
I know it’s not what you were saying, but now I want a sour cream doughnut
Where does he vote?
On further consideration….yes, I am GO JAGURAS! And no, despite my current support, I will never call them other than JAGURAS
They will beat NE in Foxboro. I can’t wait.
That will be a fine, fine day. GO JAGURAS!
It’s cool. I only wanted to go in a circle anyway
I hope the steps of congress overtakes the Golden Gate Bridge as the #1 suicide destination for Americans.
Unfortunately the steps are not super steep. They would need to be prepared and bring additional suicide stuff with them, like guns or poison or heavy candlesticks
Whoops! Thought the pistol fire was understood. My mistake!
I was just drawing the parallel to the bridge. Jumping off the bridge is the obvious route when you’re on a bridge, but maybe people will get creative with the steps!
I’m just going dark here. Sounds like you’ve got some dough. I don’t. So what was finalized today got me fantasizing about a horrendous (near) future where terminally I’ll people attend their own funerals, and then blow their brains out all over the Capitol steps while everyone yells “HURRAY!!” Because at this point, why not?
It’s not finalized yet (there’s procedural shit, and it’ll probably still pass, but shart of hope. I meant shard, but I’m leaving it cause shart is probably more appropriate.) Historically, worse shit has gone down, so I hope the impact of this isn’t that bad, but if it is I’ll happily support people who want to shove it to the governmental man.
I’m personally in a sort of border situation, where at this point I’m pretty secure, but I’m close enough to relate to the insecure side. And that’s on top of the huge amount of objective, rational arguments for why this shit is a horrible idea.
So, it probably goes without saying but,: please don’t do anything drastic, and if you need to talk, reach out to one of us.
No. Never. It’s just so brazen, the pushback from the other side. I don’t know. My gut is overpowering my goddamn brains right now. No threat here, though. Just angry.
So, this morning I realized I’m actually kind of looking forward to the offseason, which is super weird. It basically boils down to two things, a) my team being out of it and not being super excited about the probable playoff teams (I think I’m gonna be GO JAGURAS?) and b) actually having options for winter stuff to do on Sundays…like hiking. I’m actually really looking forward to getting breakfast at a diner, driving for 15 minutes or so, and spending the rest of a Sunday wandering around on some trails. I’M FULL ON CALI PEOPLE
I thought full-on Cali would be sitting at home & going on a virtual hike.
I did hear a rumor at work that I can get a free VR Gear
I just had a disappointing crepe.
Still better than no crepe at all.
“I had an interrupting cow once. I ate his liver some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
– Andy Reid
Isn’t that a knock knock joke?
Yes. Sometimes my jokes make leaps that only make sense to me.
That’s cool, I do the same thing sometimes and it’s fucking hilarious. To me 😀
Was it the filling or the crepe itself?
Was it kinda crepe-y?
My French little sister makes fun of Americans for how we pronounce “crepes”.
Which is fine. She’s awesome and can do no wrong in my eyes. I need to write to her tonight, in fact.
It’s a no win pronunciation choice. Either it sounds like ‘crap’ or it rhymes with ‘rape’
Imma call it a delicious pancake burrito
I’m told it’s more of a level “e” sound.
Same as in the word “bet”.
I don’t really care, but as I said, she can do no wrong in my eyes.
Which has absolutely nothing to do with her looking like this. Honest. Stop looking at me like that….
I really am joking, fwiw.
She’s lovely, but I’m proud of her….not, whatever.
She’s a good girl. And I pride myself that her English is as good as it is at least partially due to my help.
Now, if I can only get her to start using “y’all” correctly.
😉
I miss exactly 3 things about Chicago, and one of them is the time zone
The Wiener Circle, and what’s the third thing?
Walked past that place a million times, never tempted to go in, despite the tantalizing visions of extreme racism dangled in front of me by the Food Channel. Clark Dog was more my jam anyway. They weirdly have an excellent cheesesteak?
/ imagines Paul Ryan’s “Spandau Ballet” twitch at the end of a noose
//smiles
Oh, so for tax bill stuff, I totally got to explain marginal utility to someone today using the cheeseburger example. Though I still don’t really understand why people who are not the super rich support the rich getting larger tax cuts than everyone else. Is it because they assume they will be super rich one day? Or a poor grasp of math? Or possibly both (aka Future Lottery WInners)?
https://politics.theonion.com/nations-poor-win-election-for-nations-rich-1819567598
So….I’m super excited that I have President’s Day off in 2018. I don’t think I’ve had President’s Day off since high school.
I like the pong-style loading animation in the upper right corner….is that new? The bar replacement?
I super want to play pong now though
http://arcade.gamesalad.com/g/123436
What should I do in Dubai? Have a coffee with gold flakes sprinkled on it, and try to find an abandoned supercar on the side of the road?
I ate a camel burger and smoked hookah, which in hindsight seems racist.
Wait, that may have been in Abu Dhabi.
Now it’s totally racist. Shit.
Touristy, maybe, but probably not racist
Was it gamy? I mean the burger, not the hookah. Unless the hookah was gamy. But I’m a chick, so they probably won’t let me smoke in public anyway.
It was not gamey. I enjoyed it. But was also glad that I was splitting it.
Bring me a P1 if you can, but I’ll take any of the Holy Trinity, or a Koenigsegg.
/Can sorta drive dual-clutch
//Well, can upshift okay in dual-clutch, not so much downshift.
What’s it cost to sponsor a bowl game? Like a bad one, I mean. With all this sweet tax cut money, I’m thinking about putting a name on one of those babies (I mean after CONSIDERABLE stock buybacks).
I’ll chip in $20
What the shit? I thought we were buying the Panthers.
We can make the Panthers play in the Bowl Game, duh
Why are the bulls winning?
I thought that was what the cucks wanted to happen!
Aw man, I wake up at 4:30 tomorrow morning, so I really should go to bed soon, but I have that “I just spent a whole bunch of money on something amazingly awesome that normally would cost 10 – 50+ times as much” buzz…I really need to be careful with this travel habit of mine, this shit is like crack
It would probably be cheaper to start abusing actual crack.
I don’t know, this is a much longer high, gotta do some amortization up in here to compare the two
79-75 Wofford final.
O AN U NOE KIPPO AN SEAMUS GONNA DRANKAND BLAAAAZZZE
Honestly…I couldn’t care less tonight.
Maybe I’ll laugh at them tomorrow.
Wofford up by five on U*NC, with 15 seconds left.
Question
If Dook is playing U*NC, and mutually assured destruction is not an option, who do you root against?
Trying to determine levels of evil.
The tie.
Nope….it’s always ABC.
Anybody But Carolina. After that, it’s just slightly lesser grades of hate.
For me personally…Maryland is 1b after U*NC being 1a, btw.
Is that because, in spite of, or unrelated to MD leaving the ACC?
It’s because growing up, I was an NC State fan, surrounded by classless UMd fans in the midst of the era in which we kicked their ass every year and kept them out of the NCAA tournament every year, while we won ACC and Nat’l titles. They were also a national contender in those days, but we fucked it up for them every time. As I said, they are classless, and even to a young person growing up (me) they did not spare their venom.
Fuck every one of those classless fucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nJpPGBa-Ic
Gotcha. My experience of UMD basketball is mainly vicarious, and limited to a handful of years in the early ‘naugties, but it’s the only school I ever went to that had any real sports associated with it. I mostly picked up Duke hate and not much else. I kinda like Xavier. The ‘X’ makes them cool.
Never knew you went there, Dok. Not sure how I didn’t know that.
My apologies.
But the rest of your compatriots are of lesser class than you, dear.
It was for my Masters. Grad students aren’t super integrated into the more ‘campus life’ aspects, which definitely includes sports stuff. Though I did tailgate one game. I had a hot dog!
And while I know plenty of lovely people who did undergrad a UMD, I also know a whole bunch of nasty shit that’s gone down. Probably just like any other large state school, but still. When you know people who work facilities or drive late night bus routes….you hear some stories
I think that’s gotta be a slim margin of personal preference. Maybe as a tie breaker pick which shade of blue you hate the most?
In Emirates First they serve something called a ‘Breakfast Martini’
That sounds totally legit. It has marmalade in it.
Ew.
It’s basically just a fancy gin and orange
Okay, original plan didn’t work out, but now I’m totally into this Calgary Stampede idea. This might happen anyway, I’m no stranger to excessive and borderline psychotic travel plans.
Speaking of which, I’ll be flying Vancouver-LAX-Dubai-Milan-Dubai-LAX-Vancouver over a week in late Aug/early Sept, with all but the Canada/US legs in Emirates First. I’ll be in Los Angeles most of August 31st and a good bit of Sept 1st if anyone (Yeah Right?) wants to get dinner or something!
I wanna see Mommy(well not mine) kissing Mrs. Claus, brought to us by Brazzers (whoever they are).
Who ARE they?
Plot twist: The box contains his parents’ ashes
Almost forgot
Ashes?
Thought Mack upon leaving the whisky store,
My peers are agonizingly stupid. I can barely listen to this shit.
Look man, we’re trying! Just give us another hour of drinking.
I’m serious man. If you think low information voters are gonna get pissed and create this “blue wave” everyone is predicting, you should spend an evening talking to restaurant employees. Their stupidity is rivaled only by their apathy.
Sorry for the late acknowledgment WineGuyRobin…
But thanks for the shout out. I did very little for last night tho.
Also…hide your doggiez or THEY WILL BE MINE!!!!!!
Punishment fits the crime.
Damned Canadian gravity is only like .7 American.
Same with gravy.
Trying to remember a day I hated the GOP more than today. Can’t.
I thought it was Nixon, then I thought it was Reagan/ Meese Commission, Iran-Contra, then I thought it was GW/ Iraq….. welp, I can just say they done a fair job of maintaining a constant level.
Hm…I wonder if I can do both…then I would have a St Johns-CA-Dubai-Milan-Dubai-CA-Calgary trip
Damn, that won’t price 🙁
Thanks Rob. We’re at 93 days. Kinda wanna reach 100 now.
My wife asked me today if our house will have electricity by February. I laughed, first sardonically, then I lost it wholeheartedly.
Oh, and the new tax bill will gut what’s left of the carcass of the local economy—12.5% tax on US “imports” from Puerto Rico. But deep disgust at pro-statehooders is keeping me in a lively mood. Well, disgust and a shitload of TOLDYAs, tbh.
Damn. Double damn.
Ay dog ay.
Today sucked.
Yeah did.
Canadian peoples! Where does Westjet fly, that isn’t Toronto or Vancouver or Montreal (I’ve been to those places) that would be fun to wander around for a weekend in July?
Calgary, during the Calgary Stampede. 24/7 Transit and a fun, partying atmosphere
Oh wow, good call, and that’s the exact weekend I was thinking of too
I can steer you in the right direction Zymm
This is my second conversation today about Calgary. Wtf
Calgary is a very good city, BFC
Only because I met Litre there
When it’s not snowing or having a chinook, it’s aight.
Calgary Stampede is the beginning of July here.
Halifax, or St. John’s NL.
Or Charlottetown, if you want to get your Green Gables on.
Weirdly enough I’ve always kind of wanted to visit St. John’s
The George Street Festival is a ridiculous time. In a good way.
The Jennifer Garner credit card café commercial is more funny if you imagine them as girlfriend/girlfriend but the other wants their relationship to get serious but Jennifer won’t quit talking about Capital One Venture Air Miles credit cards.
Those commercials always put me into a mini-rage because those cards don’t earn miles, they earn stupid points that are not easy to redeem and I fucking hate CapitalOne.
It’s even funnier if you substitute “Capital One Venture Air Miles credit card” with “Ben Affleck”.
Whoah, we’ve got auto updating now!!!
No more blue bar.
I still get teh blue bar.
Damn Canadians…
Reload the page, you should start autoloading.
*bows in your general direction*
Thank you, sir!
Hey kids, just testing our new “Flag that asshole” feature. See the little flag in the top corner? That’s where you can report someone for being a dick, so we can tell them to knock it off and/or ask them to GTFO.
/flags self
It’s for our own good.
That’s a different type of flagging, ICRM.
THE GREATER GOOD
Somemods gotten a early Christmas gift!
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Feel free to flag this post to your heart’s content. Remember, though, I get an email with who flagged what, so don’t flag comments that don’t deserve it for fun. I will be sorely vexed.
New DFO contest:
Who can get the most flags.
And GO!
OK, I will change my name to Moose – Go ahead and fucking flag me now before you even read this shit.
Teddy Veal? With a name like that I’d expect someone who was a character in Goodfellas.
That’s funny! You’re a funny guy, you know that?
Him?
Edited so it actually makes fucking sense, I can’t even blame drugs or alcohol, unless I blame their absence from my system.
Oh man. Twitter is good tonight and I’m enjoying it. Nobody told me this tax cut would make Twitter better. WHY DID YOU LEAVE THAT OUT PAUL RYAN?!
Even when Twitter is good it’s still awful.
Because he had to contain his excitement for the prospect of getting to kill lots of poor people!
Redshirt’s Latest Actual Conversation at Work
Redshirt: “The delivery isn’t going to show up into later tonight.”
Not My Manager: “What time are you showing up tomorrow.”
Redshirt: “Well, since I worked over four hours for nothing, I figure I’ll start at my usual time of 6AM.”
Not My Manager: “That’s not gonna work.”
Redshirt: “Fine! I’ll show up at 5AM!”
Not My Manager: “Calm down. You can show up when you want.”
Redshirt: “You just refused the time I wanted!”
Not My Manager: “No I didn’t.”
Redshirt: “You literally said it wouldn’t work!”
Big Ben Interception to the My Heart Will Go On song from Titanic:
https://twitter.com/OTMSportsBOS/status/942564618890809344
LOL
Heh. Suddenly the Patriots don’t seem so bad.
Compared to the Steelers at least.
Let’s not say things we can’t take back.
Nah. The P*ts are always the greater evil.
Remember when the Packers played half their home games in Milwaukee and both teams’ benches were on the same sideline?
Oh, I ‘member.
Johnny FF will 100% be playing somewhere in the cFL next year. It will be fantastic if he ends up with his old cpach in Mtl.
JFF v Montreal nightlife. WHO YA GOT?
He’ll be dead by week 7
June Jones (heehee) said that he could be the greatest qb the Canadian League has ever seen.
He must have taken what JFF will eventually test positive for.
Yeah, June Jones has a raging hard-on for Johnny Fououtball, eh
Honestly, where would the Panthers go if the new owner wanted to move them?
St. Louis? They’ll tell the NFL to get fucked for a generation.
San Diego? I still don’t think they want to fund a stadium?
San Antonio? I don’t think THE DOUBLE J will share Texas with another NFC team.
Maybe they go else where in North Carolina, but I can’t see any market that’s large enough to leave Charlotte for.
London
As much as the NFL wants this, I can’t see the other three teams in their division accepting that.
What if it was London, Ohio?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London,_Ohio
New sitcom idea: Small town gets major sports franchise.
The town has to have some clever name like Champions, Iowa or something.
Victorious, Idaho
Since it’s the Panthers, does there happen to be a town called YOU-HAD-ONE-JOB?
Albuquerque got a pro football expansion team at the end of Any Given Sunday and that was the funniest part of the entire movie; a movie where LL Cool J sneezes a small pile of coke off a hooker’s nipple and Lawrence Taylor saws an SUV in half.
Shit. I need to rewatch that movie.
As you are with young child as well WCS I personally liked the early London game because I was up anyway!
I would assume Richardson will only sell to local Charlotte business men who have no intention on moving the team because they themselves live in the area.
Can we just have Morgan Freeman and Walt “Clyde” Frazier do play by play for every sporting event? Nay, life event?
LOL have them do play by play of your most recent date with girl….. wonder how that would go?
Silently.
“Senor looking unsure and demure out there.”
Also my last date was over a year ago. I’ve gotten lunch or dinner with female friends who I’ve been interested in, but the d-word was never mentioned. And/or I was beaten to the punch about it if I asked.
The d-word?
You probably shouldn’t be asking female friends you’re interested in if they have a dick.
Were you out with Janay Rice?
Russian Cowgirl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z45Y_J6gkms
Hnngh!
Wait, the Panthers could relocate with a new owner?
[DOOR FLIES OPEN]
BOLTMAN WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU ACCEPT THE SKULLS OF HIS ENEMIES AND LONG FORM AIR GUITAR PERFORMANCES AS PAYMENT!
Translation: We’re on the hook for Bank of America Stadium in downtown Charlotte for another generation. Please don’t leave.
You seem to be forgetting the venerable Belk Bowl calls BoA Stadium home!
Oh dearest me. How ever could I have overlooked that?
Come on. We all know the proper name is BofA Stadium.
BofA?
Whatever. NUTZ IN YO FACE or something.
So I went to see The Disaster Artist today. It was good.
Would recommend!
More like bowel matchup, amirite?
/hangs head in shame
//still wants high five
Will you take +1s instead?