I guess the only advantage of not having a Thursday, Sunday Nighter and Monday game is that we get a corn of copia of nine, count ’em, nine games! So what if some aren’t relevant? This presupposes that some week 5 clash involving the Giants or Browns was relevant and we all of us know that isn’t the case, right? TO THE GAMES!
Carolina/Atlanta:
The Falcons are facing the old “Win and You’re in Like Flynn or Gunga Din” scenario. They’ll be side-eyeing the Seattle tilt.
Kansas City/Denver:
Denver hc Joseph spun the “Wheel of QB Futility” and it came up Paxton Lynch. On the other side, coach Reid, locked into the 4 spot seeding-wise, has decided to have a wee looky-loo at Patty Mahomes II: Undermining The Starter Boogaloo. When starter Smith first heard the news he threw a tantrum that traveled all of six yards through the air.
Jacksonville/Tennessee:
Win or lose the Jags are hosting a wildcard game next week. The most likely situation is that this tilt is the first of a home-and-home between these two.
San Fran/LA Rams:
I’m going out on a limb-the 9’ers are the best 5 win team in the league right now. The Rams plan is to sit anyone that matters because they got themselves the division title. Jeff Fisher must be so proud.
Buffalo/Miami:
The Bills need to win and 3/4’s of the AFC to lose so that they can taste the playoffs. It was a valiant try.
Oakland/LA Chargers:
The LawnClippers need to win and the Eiffel Tower has to contract herpes in order for the former to do the playoff jig.
Arizona/Seattle:
Here we go again. The Seahawks must win. Difficulty: the Cards have won the last two in Seattle.
New Orleans/Tampa Bay:
11-4 meets 4-11. How’s that for a hot take?
Cincinnati/Baltimore:
The Ravens need the win just like everyone else. They’ll find the Bengals very accommodating.
Push those letters!
The beach in Los Angeles is cold and fogged in right now. I had to wear a tight cardigan sweater with my thong Speedos when I just went to Ralphs to buy some weed.
Fuck and you.
Did you take the 105 to the 405 to the 90?
Funny, I just watched The Big Lebowski last night.
Did ya pick up some half and half?
Hey me too!!!!
Coincidence?
It’s been a year and i still haven’t got used to buying weed in stores yet in Nevada.
That’s so Cali
It really is.
So does ATL have to win if SEA loses?
Nope
We’re at a ski shop with more employees than customers. And it’s busy with customers.
That’s no ski shop, that’s an Apple store.
Hey, so at least the Ravens aren’t shitting the bed.
Oh wait….
FLACCO rides again!
Funchess held on to the pass? What a world we live in!
Bunches of Funchess!
Marquise Goodwin is really dedicated to his “Trent Green” celebration.
Man, that SF receiver looks as drunk as a DFOer.
Fuck plumbing. I miss you all. Send red wine.
Odd request, but sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc
I had to read this twice to make sure it wasn’t from DonT
Thankfully, toilets don’t require electricity.
Japan would like a word
No real interest in ever going there, but I’m glad Japan exists.
(Name something Bill Parcells has not said)
I always dreamed of getting to control my toilet with an app.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0tCO4NdKeU
And Pagano officially fired.
Hodor
That was quick!
Oh! To free up space for Bruce Arians!
The next D coordinator in Baltimore, ladies and gentlemen.
Breaking news: Cancer spreading
Oh shit – fencer reflex hit
a murder in LA
RAAAMMMMMIIITTTT just killed a man.
there’s one thing I can’t understand
Just HOW unofficial IS IT?!
SF receiver is DED
WASTED!
This is not the worst outcome, especially for the AFC
https://twitter.com/SeifertESPN/status/947594708167127045
Bills!
Petty Theft
I’d break her heart
SMRT, Payton. Get your kicker ded for the playoffs.
In defense of nano bubbles, Wilson does take a lot of hits.
get in there, Chefs WOO!!!!!!!!!
Or not. Stupid rookies.
remember when Reggie bush played for the saints. Pepperidge farm remembers….
Man, I was so sure he was going to be a great NFL player.
That was when I was young and stupid and didn’t realize what a superior college offensive line can do to RB stats.
USC should have been your first clue.
It’s not like he was a QB there.
That was Mark Sanchez. HAHAHAHAHA
Bush’s QB:
Fuck.
A rookie Bush would be fire in today’s NFL. At least in the forward thinking offenses.
Well, he was never motivated after taking a pay cut from his USC days.
Sure fire plan. Need 12 yards? Pass to Tolbert.
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ae/ae5ae01133655fcb61788e44fa6b22246be39827bc2f29a84424b02126e10816.jpg
OK, I know I said before it was my last check in on HRTF Champeenship, etc…
But FFS Hippo….you and Brocky both need to be beaten severely.
week 17 is bullshit
It’s like watching Wake and Boston College play for the ACC Championship.
In either sport.
I’m actually disappointed I didn’t know Hochuli was reffing today’s Raiders game. I would have pulled a Brick, bought a cheap ticket, and heckled his ass about his arms.
“Pulling a Brick” is now a thing. Hot damn!
Very Presidential!
The opening to Gilligans Island was filmed in Long Beach not Marina del Rey because Marina del Rey didn’t exist at the time. GET YO FACTS STRAIGHT!
Right?!?
It’s CBS, though. What do you expect?
Shuddup California.
LOL you can’t wear shorts 12 months a year.
It’s not that bad here, it’s….
(checks forecast)
a balmy -2!
I’ll have you know I have long pants on today for the first time in probably two years, and only because it’s like 15 degrees and I have to drive and maybe break down (don’t fuck me over Dave).
Jerkweed.
Counterpoint: Wearing shorts here.
I will be later too. And for the next coupla years.
And I’ll be drunk again too…
And btw SHUDDUP CALIFORNIA.
fuckin libs
LOL wearin shorts in my socialist paradise
Hell, I’ve even got underpants on. No idea when the last time that happened when they weren’t built into board shorts.
When I moved to California in 1996 that fact was one of the first things I learned.
Sudden Change in B’more.
OK, maybe not, but still. We can haz hope.
Tucker should just play all 11 offensive positions.
shutout avoidance!
Paxton Lynch was hurt all year?
hurt, terrible, and stupid
Emotionally. By his own lack of skill. And him lame-ass first name.
“him lame-ass first name” – sorry, apparently I’m Jamaican.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f79Q6mAFt8U&ab_channel=platnimized
I just realized the Browns won all four preseason games, same as the 2008 Lions. That’s wonderful.
Synchronicity!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8976fuIqCo&ab_channel=HarryBaez
“If we share this nightmare, we can dream spiritus mundi” – Browns fans
II
Kizer had a good game going.
The ultimate troll.
Jeez, Stanton managing the game just adequately and looking so much better than the Blaine Gabbert offense should pretty much mean the end of Gabbert’s career, yes?
This affirms that the Cardinals will sign Gabbert to a long term deal.
It’s “wear the anti-cold Underarmour under your tux pants” cold. In fairness, they need to make warmer tux pants.
When push comes to shove, Matt Ryan is a chucker.
“Charger Kicker” is like “Trump Spellchecker” in terms of generic job effectiveness.
Guess I’ll just replace “Lambo” with “Covfefe” on my jersey.
Bring back Koo!
Do O linemen just refuse to go to SEA? Their offense is ridiculous. Wilson never just has a simply three-step drop. He’s only got Baldwin as a consistent target. Like, do O linemen look at SEA and say, “I ain’t going there and being asked how to learn that bullshit system. I’ll never be able to play anywhere else after playing there.”?
They refuse to take the Oath Keepers oath.
Tom Cable has the philosophy to develop high ceiling projects and defensive lineman and they he can coach them up. The team has stupidly deferred to this philosophy despite the lack of practice time given to teams under the current CBO. Hopefully the rumors of his departure are true.
Wow — they’d really let him go? I mean, that core he put together had a good run and he actually did a pretty good job of keeping it together (even if they didn’t add much to it). If I were SEA, I’d tell him to do it again in 2019. Write off ’18, collect picks, shed contracts, decide who you wanted to keep and then tell him to put together another team that will be dominant for 5 years.
Asking a GM to maintain sustained success is a lot to expect.
He’s a candidate for the head coaching job for the Clots. lol
Hey, some teams like Cable…just like some teams like ruining their franchise quarterback.
#FemurDrums
Smart girl showing up with protection
Does Cam not care today?
Does he ever?
He’s a thug so…..
I thing that I hate about basketball now and would never do/coach kids to do — wearing tights.
“Basketball? That looks like ballet to me.”
-That guy in Die Hard that wasn’t Godunov
Bonnie Bedelia?
I like this.
What is this main image of a BAL fan?
Show some respekt. That’s my wife, man.
I thought it was a carry over of the mug shots from last night.
Oh right, so that checks out then.
In all seruhsness, I think I do know that bar.
I’m shocked. Shocked, I say.
I’m sure I don’t know what you mean, Sir.
Damn.
nice work.
TWSS
Sounds like Raiders have at least 70% of that crowd, LMFAO
Any team that cannot beat this ARI team, at home, in Week 17 doesn’t deserve another game.
“Bills fans want more defense… more offense…” jesus who is calling this game?
James Lofton. Huh, I was guessing Trent Green.
“Me too!” – Trent Green
That’s every year in Bills Fans. Folding tables are our natural enemies.
Where did that come from?
And are those at game tailgates? Is their stadium just built in the middle of the woods?
In the middle of the woods on a cursed burial ground that was also the site of an orphanage that burned down from being hit by a ghost train.
So, right now, Tits and Bills IN, Ratbirds and Shitty Clippers OUT. Fucking awesome
You can’t see it right now…but I’m giving you a very disapproving glance.
Which team interacts with its mascot the most? I’d guess Seattle. Not even sure who’d be close.
Shit — I really hope this yawner isn’t Fitz’ last game.
Also, I hope ARI bounces SEA from the postseason. Even in this shit year, the NFC West doesn’t deserve two teams.
Would be very Atlanta to back in with a loss, too.
SEA looks absolutely pathetic. They look lackadaisical like a 2-seed with nothing to play for — or a 3-12-1 dumpster fire.
the house of cards has finally collapsed, methinks. And with the Fightin’ Tomsulas on the rise…thus the rumbling about possible SeaTruther changes at the top. A rebuild could be in order.
God I love what the Wilson contract did to that organization.
/overthrows wide open tight end
/throws behind open wr
Guess which QB?
The NFL!
Lucky Shitty Clippers. c’mon, Tits.
I’d balance out that neck tattoo.
I would like to know which wide receiver holds the title of player with most targets-that-became-picks.
I have to think the answer is Larry “Just Force It At Larry” Fitzgerald.
yeah, playing with Carson Palmer will do that
Shit — everyone but Warner.