I’m only human. Well, that’s the excuse I use when I screw up. Not really though but I use that to explain why I almost always cheer for that team that comes out of nowhere and against expectations, plays well or has some sort of uphill battle. Yeah, I’ve cheered for Gonzaga. I’ve cheered for Boise State. Hell, in the early 80’s I cheered for Duke. Look, I hated UNC and Dean Smith that much. The Rams got off to a very quick start this year and I waited for their house to cave in as I knew it inevitably would. Not so fast, dicknugget! They turned out to be an 11-5 team after all. So now I’m all for ’em until they lose and next year I’ll move on to another team that can make me feel as though I can feel. Enough of that let’s head off…TO THE GAME!
Falcons/Rams:
Atlanta seems a wee bit scary to me. After they stumbled here and there they finished up the season at 6-2 with the only losses being against Minny and New Orleans. The O isn’t what it was last year (but still among the league’s best) but the D became a top 10 unit. They also ended the year as #1 in third-down conversions. That’s gonna come in handy today against a L.A. D-line that makes lesser qb’s stain their jorts. The Rams? They’re fun to watch because of a.) Gurley’s talent and b.) their love of the deep ball. This one is a coin flip to me.
If you’re not a football fan there’s oodles of other stuff going on including-
NHL-
The Kings, Bruins, Leafs, Senators (ugh!) and others are icing it tonight.
College Ball-
Oklahoma, (check out Trae Young) Duke, Villanova, Kentucky, Kansas and Gonzaga are on the hardest of courts.
NBA-
Houston and Cleveland and some others can bore you if that’s your thing.
If you’re not into any of that just post pics of girlies or gifs that make you smile. Don’t worry, the commenters are high but the bar isn’t. Go Get ‘Em!
I have never seen ‘This Is Us’ and I have no regrets at all about that.
Pretty much every decision I’ve made other than that, yes, but not that one.
The Dame is watching The Lion King. I totally did not tear up during “that” part the first time I saw it.
I’m totally fucking lying about that.
Same here, except during Road Warrior, and “that part” was Max totaling his car.
I cried during the new version while watching Tom Hardy try to emote.
That was me when the Shelby Cobra was crushed in Iron Man. I know it was a replica, but still…
There’s some things you don’t even crush a replica of.
Anytime an Aston Martin dies in a 007 movie, I weep a little bit.
Boltman?
In his larval state, maybe?
https://gfycat.com/gifs/search/milanavayntrub
She brings up the rear well, too.
The gif that keeps on giffing.
Lily seems to have vanished, now I’m starting to warm up to Toyota Jan:
WOULD BANG WITH MY FREE OIL CHANGE!
Hell yes. But let’s also pour one out for hot redhead Wendy’s girl
This is fantastic
That’s gonna take a big razor.
Or we can melt down a Trump wax figure. That’s a ton of wax. Maybe literally.
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Fat fuck.
Needs a shave
Mexico is weird as fuck.
The California Raisins have let themselves go.
Why are fast food mascots all so damn creepy?
Forgive me Hippo, I had to look in.
But the fellating of “how great a win this would be for our program” caused me to switch away quickly.
Maybe take care of bidness against UNCG at home assholes…then we’ll talk.
right after losing by 30 to ND. State has beaten Duke many, many time (including last year) and the program went NOWHERE. Single games mean fuckall in college hoopsball.
My point exactly.
But we’ll still blow this one. I have confidence.
24-16? Also covers the spread. WOULD ACCEPT. Minny/RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! would be a worthy Divisional Round matchup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGFev2BmnhE
I think she’s asking the same question.
Glenn Howerton and Patton Oswalt together in a TV show?
Yes. Yes I will watch the fuck out of that!
what show??
A.P. Bio. Premiere on 2/1
“AP Bio”, coming soon to NBC!
According to the commercial that just ran while you were on the phone with your bookie
Have to give that one a try
https://youtu.be/QxkKlzInR4Y
Rams kicking duo sounds like they were named by an oversheltered suburban mom who can’t swear.
“We had a Hekker of a good time down at the fish fry!”
Are you a FIGGIN FAN!?
I’m not exaggerating when I say the WVU-OU game started at the same time as this game. One’s been over for 15 minutes, the other isn’t at halftime yet.
we have a game, an actual game at the half
NFL SUX …
The NFL is my favourite aspect of life (even with its sucky aspects) but There Is No Catch indeed. The key that unlocks the universe.
I miss Lily.
she is not my type. Come at me bro!
Nah, it’s cool. One fewer person to compete with for her affections. Just a couple billion to go!
god bless that lady
Where was this during the early game?
Occupied.
can’t even remember the last time i’ve seen her, dammit at&t
For fuck’s sake that’s like putting up the bat signal for undesirables.
Shhhhhh….be cool man.
Too late. I’m already up in your shit.
Kinda miss Lil.
Holding, refs are going to make sure Rams don’t get a touchdown here.
Yup
Hochuli could have explained the Uniform Commercial Code to the crowd in less time than it took to get through that replay and explanation.
And not just Article 2. All of it.
Nice UCC gag
There’s got to be at least two of them.
Guns Hochuli doin work, take notes Triplette
or maybe I’ve seen too much Triplette tonight
Hoculi you moron you can’t have offsides without a fucking snap!
You can have encroachment but there is no such thing as offsides before the ball is snapped.
Kinda loving Al tonight, angry drunk to Cris’ company man.
Al’s got money on the Falcons, and he can see where this is going.
I like Al, because he always has more ACTION than me
I picked out good wine today. It’s nicely relaxed me.
`For DFOcon next year, how about we tailgate the Bills home opener?
They’d murder us.
All of us in a pile of broken folding tables and crushed Labatt cans.
And on fire. All that butter in wing sauce just makes us extra flammable.
“Hey Senor, we have a wing sauce situation, can you come help?”
Just bring a 6-pack of penny cream ale and a 6-pack of labatt blue and you’ll be find.
Go to New Orleans.
I’m asking again: If any of you create an incident & make the papers, please be wearing your HRTN shirts.
Are there HRTN Zubaz?
There really should be.
I would wear the shit out of HRTN Zubaz!
How ’bout Hippo stays holed up in his room? SOUNDS GREAT, Other Hippo!!
All things being equal, I’d rather it be in Denver or New Orleans.
I got one of these for Christmas…
I have been drinking nothing but fruit smoothies since the year started.
Daiquiris and margaritas count as fruit smoothies?
A different kind of magic bullet could have you making a different kind of magic smoothie.
NFL last two minutes = 30 min
NBA last two minutes = 45 min
NASCAR last 20 laps = 1 hr
nawt a catch
Hochuli: Seriously…we’re allowed to do this. You can trust us…we’ll be right back assholes.
Wait why can they review? If the next play was played.
Because NO PLAY due to penalty
big break for LA when this is ruled incomplete
Travestius really milking his time in front of the camera here.
INCOMPLETE!
Run it in
Seriously….this is why the fucking instant replay review shit needs to fucking go away.
This half is now going to drag on for fucking ever. And its a 50/50 shot if its a catch or not.
Seriously, the product is no better with the time added for all these reviews. Just have competent and sincere officials – and let them use a skybox official to help- and just live with the calls on the field.
go for 6!!
NFL OFFICIATING COULDN’T TELL IF THEY HAD CAUGHT THE DAMN FLU
The flu did not complete the illness. It is an incomplete pass.
Ray Rice stunned people too, and you don’t hear Cris praising him.
Oh jeez, here we go again with this shit.
We’ve replaced the fieldturf with the grass from Heinz Field, let’s see if anyone notices.
The grass at Heinz field is coated with motor oil?
No, ketchup.
“Ketchup isn’t slippery.”
– Bills fans who have tried to use it as a lubricant
Too much acidity.
Ooh, could this be our first official appearance of Travestius?
I keep reading that as Trestivus and I flash back to those terrible Bears years.
The fuck are they looking at the sideline for the call for? You’re at the 7 with 35 seconds to go.
Give it to Gurley twice and kick the PAT
no timeouts, tho
Screen to Gurley, pls
No, not like that you assholes.
FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if you want to make a floor super slippery, cheesecake and beer is the way to go
That reads to me as “death” and “death,” so no.
Those also can be used to spice up the bedroom!
[licks floor]
I didn’t know you were a— Oh, floor. I thought that said ‘window’.
I love the comedy effect of all the players looking like they’re wearing roller skates.
Matty Put on Ice Ryan
Matty Ice Skates
Ryan ded?
Matt Schaub time!
PRAISE GAMBLOR!!!
Ed been skipping arm day?
His glutes were feeling neglected.
I was thinking Ed looked a little smaller. At his age his doctor probably told him to knock of the heavy weights; your heart doesn’t need to be working that hard just so you can look good making a holding call.
But old skin is less elastic, so now he’s going to have enough loose skin to cosplay as Rocky the Flying Squirrel.
Cooper has been getting absolutely destroyed returning kicks tonight.