Here’s your first of 11 playoff games to enjoy as the 2017/18 season begins the old wind-down. It doesn’t seem on the surface to be that sexy a tilt but one team will advance and the other will call it a day so I guess it’s got that going for it. Shall we jump in? TO THE GAME!
TITANS/CHIEFS:
KC is much like most teams in that they tend to win when they get turnovers. In their ten wins they forced 25 of them. I mention this because qb Mariota has regressed this year and has a non-sparkling 13/15 TD/Intercept ratio. It should be noted that he’s reigned in his penchant for fumbling…finally.
Injuries:
Ouchies to both A. Hunt and Thomas could mean that Tyreek Hill gets some more opportunities to touch the ball and the more he’s able to run around the more he’s likely to break a long one. On t’udder side DeMarco is gone so rb Henry will be carrying the full load. He did so last week and he kinda struggled but the talent is there.
History:
The Chiefs haven’t won a playoff game at home in 24 years. Oof. Here’s something else though-they’ve not given up more than 20 points at Arrowhead in more than a year.
Other Stuff:
The Titans have the eighth-best rushing attack in the league and the KC run D is ranked dead last. However, the latter squad really messed things up statistically during that losing slide mid-way through the sked. As it happens, Henry and Co. have been effective at runs longer than 4+ and 10+ yards according to some advanced stats I don’t fully understand.
My Hot Take(Away):
Takeaway? Get it? Who says that we at DFO don’t pander to our legions of Brit commenters? Anyboo, I figure Henry has to run for at least 125 and Mariota has to have a perfect game as far as turnovers are concerned. Much like most of the Chiefs opponents, I don’t think the Titans will be able to contain te Kelce which will in turn free up Hill.
So get with the tip-tapping down below.
how do you not have Henry leak out as a receiver?
Because Murray was the one that caught passes out of the backfield and the Titans OC has no imagination whatsoever?
I mean, he literally finished his fake and just fucking STOOD THERE
Can’t wait for the inevitable fumble through the end zone.
Pylon fumble
this is EROTIC SMASHMOUTH finally…and they fuck it up
Why am I picturing Shrek fan fiction when I read this?
it would be strange if NOT!!
/there was a gif of this banner earlier in the week
*extreme Borat voice*
My wife.
I fucking hate Sacha Baron Cohen
Eh, I’ve jerked off to stupider.
How are they gonna fuck this up?
Hand off to the fb and fumble
You know what would be better viewing right now? The Gorilla Channel.
Moosemas Gorilla (nodding): Ook.
Marcus throws the ball differently this year and it is not good.
Someone should ask Gruden how he’ll feel in four years when Davis fires him and rehires Art Shell.
Circle of Raiderdom
how is marty-yoda gonna fuck this up
Heavy, this information is Doc.
Don’t throw it to Decker.
“Got it. Decker.”
“Got it. Deck her.”
-Ray Rice
Has Vegas already offered odds on the Browns going winless again next season?
Now it all makes sense! Haslam is keeping Hue Jackson around so he can win big on the winless season bet to cover for all that missing Flying J revenue. It was right in front of our eyes the whole time!
Musculature
triplette still doin triplette things
spot is off by TWO FULL YARDS
This is why I cannot actually watch these games.
Gruden getting in his last fine-free digs at the refs.
I don’t have tv access out here on the porch (don’t have whatever that fucking commercial for a cable box that is wireless so you can grill in the yard and watch telenovellas) so I’m watching that video of the 0-16 Parade.
You midwesterners are the nicest damn people. Other places would nuke the stadium or push the legislature to take back their handouts or burn their gear. The folks of 1-31 Cleveland just make some jokes and go suffer in the cold.
They contain their rage to stay warm.
I work with two midwesterners too. Just not a mean bone in their bodies; maybe disgust, at worst.
WHat is hilarious is that players have actually complained.
Emmanuel Ognah tweeted…
“That parade is a joke don’t call yourself a true browns fan if you go to that thing! Going 0-16 was embarrassing enough as a player. That is like adding fuel to the fire and it is completely wrong!”
So to be clear… the guy that could have actually fucking done something to prevent the parade from ever happening, is calling the people who raised a bunch of money for the local food bank, not true fans.
That’s great. I love chaos. I’d love the Browns locker room to be against the team’s fans.
I understand that some running backs have a style describe as “running downhill” but Henry always just seems to be falling downhill.
Looks a lot like Trent Richardson did
Awww, hugs!
Made a good wine choice today. Trader Joe’s comes through.
great place for wine
So by how much is Houston beating Cincinnati?
Eleventeen to threeve
“You see the way that car is dressed? Just asking to be rear-ended!”
Deep ball accuracy? Needs work.
Longbed truck nuts?
What happened to the Flyin Hawaiian, he looks shitty.
I guess somebody turned up Nickleback on the car radio.
Is that Johnny Football driving?
Hero.
living the dream
“$100 gets me half-way through next month. Fuck all y’all!”
-Lottery “Winner”
HE DED
The Tits gotta come out and make a golden comeback in the 2nd half
How smart is your President?
“Like, really smart.”
-Your President
And stable too! Super stable, just like stable people frequently say they are!
Totally and bigly stable.
Unlike those other, less stable Geniuses, who are made of Balsa wood. Our dear leader is made from the finest stock.
“Yeah, that seems like someone who should represent the country on the world stage and have access to the nuclear codes.”
–30% of the country’s population
Sigh.
What? You wanted CROOKED Hillary?
(not serious)
Ajit Pai is a twitter bot I think…
On a lark, I started following him on Twitter…he literally retweets shit 24/7…and its the most random crap.
His twitter account is definitely run by a Verizon bot or intern.
Does Mike Leach have a twitter account? Now that would be randomness.
My abusive account is suspended for good apparently. Make sure you don’t talk to bad about nazi’s
I’m not gonna sign up again and NOW THEY’RE FEELING IT IN THE POCKETBOOK!
#FreeBlaxabbath
:large
Two prize pig!!
I’m so hungary I’d be willing to eat an old ottoman.
Here ya go :
DAMN IT!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=-8bNoVrQf_A&ab_channel=cleveland.com
Pretty good turnout.
“I like he shows them the jerseys that they made to “0 Wins”.
OH, LEBRON SHOT!
Beard guy is such a cop out. He thought he’d be cute/funny. Be passionate. They represent your city — at least own that you’re going to do whatever the fuck you want because the Browns were, literally, at bad as possible.
College football? DON’T CAAAAAARRRREEE
Going places “Case Keenum” .. still sounds way wrong,or I’m just too sober for this NFL postseason?
What’s a sober?
I was listening to the radio yesterday and even radio people around here were sucking the Patriots’ collective dick. They said Tom Brady was like Benjamin Button, just keeps getting younger. I rolled my eyes so hard I think I sprained a retina.
lol you listen to sports talk radio enjoy your ear cancer
It was the news, the news has a sports news portion
lol you listen to news radio enjoy your ear cancer
benjimin buton new water prevnts sunburn ppl forget that
On the bright side, that means he’ll eventually die a very old infant, which might be what that TB12 thing is doing to him anyway. So that’ll be fun.
So a photo of truck nut is fine, but gif of someone making truck nuts is deleted?!?!
Did Jeff Sessions take over?
Aw man, I would totally enjoy a gif of someone making truck nuts. Truck nuts are HILARIOUS
She was painting one pair and the next pair came up and hit her in the face. I bet her manager stood by and did NOTHING.
Weird spambot is weird. I restored it.
Of course YOU restored it! #EQUALBALLSRIGHTS
What the hell is with this Camry commercial? Did they only have enough money to license the vocals from Don’t Stop Me Now and not the music?
Just checking in here, if Kelce is fucked up I’m going to be Mr. Bigglesworth level upset.
via GIPHY
he is full Trent, no doubt
lol Tits came out flat.
The quality of this playoff game…and Hue fucking Jackson could NOT WIN A FUCKING FOOTBALL GAME THIS YEAR!
mass effect 4 demo looks good
I think that sativa gummy just kicked in.
Perfect profile image.
Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet.
The Chefs blew that game two years ago.
Yeah but that was to Hodor before he died.
Dick LeBeau is 80.
Yeah, but he coaches like he’s 95.
80 generations
Dirk Diggler is 16.
I don’t think the officiating will make a lick of difference in this game, but goddamn is it some of the worst I have seen in years.
Agreed. An absolute shitshow. I hope RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! at least gets this kind of favourable treatment.
/needs the $$
OttoMan just creamed his pants.
goodbye, tits
She does some pretty depraved shit.
KHUNT is owing Dick
Are they officiating by averages to try and make the game more exciting? It’s kinda working I guess?
It’s not that the safety didn’t get there. He was definitely there.
“All right, all I gotta do is push this guy out of bounds…SHIT!”