Here’s your first of 11 playoff games to enjoy as the 2017/18 season begins the old wind-down. It doesn’t seem on the surface to be that sexy a tilt but one team will advance and the other will call it a day so I guess it’s got that going for it. Shall we jump in? TO THE GAME!
TITANS/CHIEFS:
KC is much like most teams in that they tend to win when they get turnovers. In their ten wins they forced 25 of them. I mention this because qb Mariota has regressed this year and has a non-sparkling 13/15 TD/Intercept ratio. It should be noted that he’s reigned in his penchant for fumbling…finally.
Injuries:
Ouchies to both A. Hunt and Thomas could mean that Tyreek Hill gets some more opportunities to touch the ball and the more he’s able to run around the more he’s likely to break a long one. On t’udder side DeMarco is gone so rb Henry will be carrying the full load. He did so last week and he kinda struggled but the talent is there.
History:
The Chiefs haven’t won a playoff game at home in 24 years. Oof. Here’s something else though-they’ve not given up more than 20 points at Arrowhead in more than a year.
Other Stuff:
The Titans have the eighth-best rushing attack in the league and the KC run D is ranked dead last. However, the latter squad really messed things up statistically during that losing slide mid-way through the sked. As it happens, Henry and Co. have been effective at runs longer than 4+ and 10+ yards according to some advanced stats I don’t fully understand.
My Hot Take(Away):
Takeaway? Get it? Who says that we at DFO don’t pander to our legions of Brit commenters? Anyboo, I figure Henry has to run for at least 125 and Mariota has to have a perfect game as far as turnovers are concerned. Much like most of the Chiefs opponents, I don’t think the Titans will be able to contain te Kelce which will in turn free up Hill.
So get with the tip-tapping down below.
DON T PROMISED ME THAT JONNU SMITH WAS A QUALITY SLEEPER
JONNU NU FOR YOU YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Glt3eukJ8
“Tell me more.”
– Darren Sharper
KEEP. RUNNING.
Yes, motion and get Henry the ball in space. This is GOOD
But the Tits…
“The Titans are incapable of finishing themselves off.”
andy reid nudes
Didn’t zymn post one of him on a truck earlier
Am sure Andy Reid has a plan.
Methadone?
You misspelled “menu”.
Sure he does: Postgame Jack Stack, baby.
Turn on the Ribs Channel
Alright, I’m back from a good Star Trek: Voyager episode. Have the Chiefs activated their Playoff Self Destruct Button yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnf7r6lUVfA
You could say that.
THIS CHIEFS IMPLOSION, I CALL IT A RON PAUL GIF BECAUSE IT’S HAPPENING!
Smashing it like the “Like” button when a D-list celebrity tweets out “Dumb Donald”
Like a Belt on Andy Reid’s waist, the Chiefs are about to break under pressure.
If this was a South American soccer match, that guy would be dead right now.
The Chefs know who they are. You can see each sphincter tightening up. Even the goddamned punter.
Chiefs gonna fuck up
Man, I am screaming at the teevee box like this is mah Donks or sommet. WOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Brutal, awful drops this fucking game
THIS GAME I CALL IT DUBSTEP CAUSE IT INCLUDES SOME ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL DROPS.
YouTube chat is interesting.
https://ibb.co/hfygew
Triple parentheses I deserve to be ass fucked with a rake triple parentheses
Aren’t you surprised KC ain’t riding KHunt into the ground with Kelce out? SURE AM, Other Hippo!
You don’t always get as much KHunt as you want.
Chiefs a lot easier to deal with if you knock Kelce out of the game.
Even better, they won’t play for the FG now. TITS ARE COMIN’ for ya, Chefs!!
Wow, the Tits are getting close.
What are “things tWBS hasn’t said in a while”? I’ll take Potpourri for $400, Alex.
THESE TITANS I CALL THEM AN OLD MAN IN NEED OF IMMODIUM AD BECAUSE THEY CAN’T MAKE THE DEUCE DROP
heading to dinner with my roommate and his girlfriend! 3rd wheel action!
Looking forward to the dirty looks from the wait staff at the restaurant. LOL NOT!
You should steal her away.
MAC
perhaps he’s going for the Devil’s Threesome? It’s NAWT GAY if there’s no eye contact!!
Tits have come back, baby
How bad is my stream’s lag if I’ve only seen 2 plays in the 4th quarter?
Didn’t realize that second play was going the distance…
The Chiefs are built on a house of spare Ribs.
wifey done with dinner, got to go
just as soon as the Tits make a game outta this
Well, I got out of work, and good for me because this game just got interesting!
Hippo, just now: “GO FUCKER GO!!!”
THE TITS ARE BOUNCING BACK
Gravity? GET FUCKED!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSS ALL PRAISE GAMBLOR
Oh Andy
oh
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/949790371470553089
Travestius, the Roman God of the booth review?
That’s good.
FA’KUP
A farcical deity of jest who never gets anything right and needlessly interrupts other divine activities.
It’s LIEK the average Raider fan has an IQ around 80 because they sacrificed a goodly portion of their brainpower to R-T-D
About 20 minutes left on the ribs in the smoker. They looked great when I took off the foil.
that’s great OL work
tv camera into cell phone video, good tv
c’mon shitheads, have to turn this into points
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Is this Gruden’s last game?
it is indeed
Oh shit…what did you do?
I stop paying attention for just a little while and you sneaked off and bet on tits, dintcha?
smgdh
Yep, little bit at +8 that I could see pushing, MOAR at +9 that comes good with a FG. Some on moneyline that is but a fleeting opiate haze now
Last Bounce House on the Left
#HorrorFilmForKids
Candyland of the Dead
Nightmare On Elmo Street
I feel like we need a God or Goddess in the DFO pantheon for booth reviews.
And based on that Mariota play, it looks like DOINK is looking out for the Titans as well.
so much derp with an added jeff triplette on top, this is so beautifully ugly
Safe to say nobody feels great about that Foxborough trip?
I didn’t not bet on either of the asshead sides fo’ nuthin’.
Special teams are special
DOINK
DOINK!
Chiefs are absolutely losing
SHA’NKLOR!!!!
Well I know who Shan’Khor is rooting for.
Holy shit is this a new deity in the NFL 40K pantheon?
Wait, you know not of Shan’Khor and her great works?
It’s been so long since I’ve been on the site. I’m long overdue for writing a Bleergh post.
DONK!!!
Tits with the muff
Damn!
Bet I can guess her favorite brand of cigarettes
Virginia Slims?
Hehehehe
Looks like she could smoke two at the same time.
This is just like that Greek myth of the Titans shooting themselves in the Dick, causing Zeus to claim Mount Olympus for the Gods.
Tennessee muff always gets ya