Here’s your first of 11 playoff games to enjoy as the 2017/18 season begins the old wind-down. It doesn’t seem on the surface to be that sexy a tilt but one team will advance and the other will call it a day so I guess it’s got that going for it. Shall we jump in? TO THE GAME!
TITANS/CHIEFS:
KC is much like most teams in that they tend to win when they get turnovers. In their ten wins they forced 25 of them. I mention this because qb Mariota has regressed this year and has a non-sparkling 13/15 TD/Intercept ratio. It should be noted that he’s reigned in his penchant for fumbling…finally.
Injuries:
Ouchies to both A. Hunt and Thomas could mean that Tyreek Hill gets some more opportunities to touch the ball and the more he’s able to run around the more he’s likely to break a long one. On t’udder side DeMarco is gone so rb Henry will be carrying the full load. He did so last week and he kinda struggled but the talent is there.
History:
The Chiefs haven’t won a playoff game at home in 24 years. Oof. Here’s something else though-they’ve not given up more than 20 points at Arrowhead in more than a year.
Other Stuff:
The Titans have the eighth-best rushing attack in the league and the KC run D is ranked dead last. However, the latter squad really messed things up statistically during that losing slide mid-way through the sked. As it happens, Henry and Co. have been effective at runs longer than 4+ and 10+ yards according to some advanced stats I don’t fully understand.
My Hot Take(Away):
Takeaway? Get it? Who says that we at DFO don’t pander to our legions of Brit commenters? Anyboo, I figure Henry has to run for at least 125 and Mariota has to have a perfect game as far as turnovers are concerned. Much like most of the Chiefs opponents, I don’t think the Titans will be able to contain te Kelce which will in turn free up Hill.
So get with the tip-tapping down below.
I heard a whistle….
it is, indeed, coming back. World’s worst officiating crew, once again.
Lol he’s clearly down.
Andy Reid is a great coach again now?
Andy Reid is so goddamned confused/hungry.
Yeah, no. He was absolutely down.
he’s down
Sean McDonough is really coming of age
Hehehehe
You have got to be fucking kidding me
Shit, I think we all just blew our load on the Tits too early…
If I had a nickel…
Wait never mind, he’s down. Which means I wasted that joke for nothing!
there was a whistle, triplette MIGHT fuck this up
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NO!!!!!!!!!
WHAT?
Bahahahahahahahahahaha
Holy shit McDonough!
Going through puberty before our eyes
Holy fuck.
TITS!
Are you fucking kidding me?
No. Fucking. Way.
lolno
Man, there’s a loooooooot of war porn coming out these days.
Yalta Conference XXX Parody
THIS AIN’T BATTLE OF THE BULGE XXX
hooray for the tits
Not so fast there…
He was down, Tits stay up
Good call.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad of a person am that I chuckled at seeing a little person on the sideline of a team called the Titans?
You’re not the only one.
Hell’s not a lonely place.
The funny thing about this is that Tits fans are stuck with Mularkey for at least another year because of this. Even though he’s running a promising team into the ground.
Extension coming
Why not empty backfield here, too, Tits?
BTW, was it just me or did Tinyhands look surprised by that snap?
I saw it that way too.
Let’s see if a one-legged Shady can keep the Music City Miracle Revenge Game hopes alive.
Andy Reid: Offensive Genius
But is he stable?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_lNpZ4Rgrw
Womp womp
one Derrick Henry first down = much Hippo moneys
Hold on, hold on. It’s approaching two minutes left in the game and Andy Reid has three timeouts. Did he pass out from the half-time buffet?
yes, Titans need 1 first down
Why go for the necessary yardage when you could Grossman that fucker, right?!
“Yup” – Eagles fans
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andy Reid is out there playing 100D Chinese Checkers while everyone else is playing Monoploy.
Good thing Andy Reid is a genius at decisions /s
was hoping the idiots would punt
They basically did, only in such a fashion as to give the Titans the ball at the line of scrimmage.
Jesus Fuck what an awful call/execution.
for the 5893876th time, what is andy reid doing
cultivating mass
Telling Donovan McNabb, discretely, that it wasn’t his fault.
Incoming soul-crushing missed field goal as the clock expires….
here we go
It’s about time for a turnover.
“Apple or berry? Never mind, I’ll take 12!”
-Andy Reid
c’mon, 2 MOAR stops, Tits
Did he catch a basketball? Then shut the fuck up.
tight end appears on screen
“TRAVIS KELCE WAS KNOCKED OUT OF THE GAME IN THE FIRST HALF”
Indianapolis might be claiming some things which ain’t belongs to their gravy soaked asses.
TIGHT END PLAYED BASKETBALL!!!!!
/Drinks engine oil
That’s some dope muthafuckin voice inflection
BASKETBALLPLAYERTIGHTENDFIRST