Your “And I Wonder, Yes I Wonder. Who’ll Stop The Run?” AFC Wild Card Open Thread

Here’s your first of 11 playoff games to enjoy as the 2017/18 season begins the old wind-down. It doesn’t seem on the surface to be that sexy a tilt but one team will advance and the other will call it a day so I guess it’s got that going for it. Shall we jump in? TO THE GAME!

TITANS/CHIEFS:

KC is much like most teams in that they tend to win when they get turnovers. In their ten wins they forced 25 of them. I mention this because qb Mariota has regressed this year and has a non-sparkling 13/15 TD/Intercept ratio. It should be noted that he’s reigned in his penchant for fumbling…finally.

Injuries:

Ouchies to both A. Hunt and Thomas could mean that Tyreek Hill gets some more opportunities to touch the ball and the more he’s able to run around the more he’s likely to break a long one. On t’udder side DeMarco is gone so rb Henry will be carrying the full load. He did so last week and he kinda struggled but the talent is there.

History:

The Chiefs haven’t won a playoff game at home in 24 years. Oof. Here’s something else though-they’ve not given up more than 20 points at Arrowhead in more than a year.

Other Stuff:

The Titans have the eighth-best rushing attack in the league and the KC run D is ranked dead last. However, the latter squad really messed things up statistically during that losing slide mid-way through the sked. As it happens, Henry and Co. have been effective at runs longer than 4+ and 10+ yards according to some advanced stats I don’t fully understand.

My Hot Take(Away):

Takeaway? Get it? Who says that we at DFO don’t pander to our legions of Brit commenters? Anyboo, I figure Henry has to run for at least 125 and Mariota has to have a perfect game as far as turnovers are concerned. Much like most of the Chiefs opponents, I don’t think the Titans will be able to contain te Kelce which will in turn free up Hill.

So get with the tip-tapping down below.

 

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MikeWallaceAndGromit

I heard a whistle….

King Hippo

it is, indeed, coming back. World’s worst officiating crew, once again.

Smithchez

Lol he’s clearly down.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Andy Reid is a great coach again now?

WCS

Andy Reid is so goddamned confused/hungry.

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, no. He was absolutely down.

Spur

he’s down

Dick E. Phuck

Sean McDonough is really coming of age

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehe

ThePirateSloth

You have got to be fucking kidding me

Senor Weaselo

Shit, I think we all just blew our load on the Tits too early…

ballsofsteelandfury

If I had a nickel…

Senor Weaselo

Wait never mind, he’s down. Which means I wasted that joke for nothing!

fleshwound_NPG

there was a whistle, triplette MIGHT fuck this up

King Hippo

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NO!!!!!!!!!

Spur

WHAT?

litre_cola

Bahahahahahahahahahaha

Col. Duke LaCross

Holy shit McDonough!

ballsofsteelandfury

Going through puberty before our eyes

...

Holy fuck.

Mr. Ayo

TITS!

Horatio Cornblower

Are you fucking kidding me?

Smithchez

No. Fucking. Way.

Gratliff

lolno

Gratliff

Man, there’s a loooooooot of war porn coming out these days.

Dick E. Phuck

Yalta Conference XXX Parody

BrettFavresColonoscopy

THIS AIN’T BATTLE OF THE BULGE XXX

fleshwound_NPG

hooray for the tits

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Not so fast there…

fleshwound_NPG

He was down, Tits stay up

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Good call.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad of a person am that I chuckled at seeing a little person on the sideline of a team called the Titans?

ballsofsteelandfury

You’re not the only one.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Hell’s not a lonely place.

Dick E. Phuck

The funny thing about this is that Tits fans are stuck with Mularkey for at least another year because of this. Even though he’s running a promising team into the ground.

litre_cola

Extension coming

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why not empty backfield here, too, Tits?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

BTW, was it just me or did Tinyhands look surprised by that snap?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I saw it that way too.

Gratliff

Let’s see if a one-legged Shady can keep the Music City Miracle Revenge Game hopes alive.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Andy Reid: Offensive Genius

Senor Weaselo

But is he stable?

theeWeeBabySeamus

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JustStopDude
theeWeeBabySeamus

Womp womp

King Hippo

one Derrick Henry first down = much Hippo moneys

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Hold on, hold on. It’s approaching two minutes left in the game and Andy Reid has three timeouts. Did he pass out from the half-time buffet?

Spur

yes, Titans need 1 first down

Smithchez

Why go for the necessary yardage when you could Grossman that fucker, right?!

Gratliff

“Yup” – Eagles fans

King Hippo

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dick E. Phuck

Andy Reid is out there playing 100D Chinese Checkers while everyone else is playing Monoploy.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Good thing Andy Reid is a genius at decisions /s

King Hippo

was hoping the idiots would punt

Horatio Cornblower

They basically did, only in such a fashion as to give the Titans the ball at the line of scrimmage.

Jesus Fuck what an awful call/execution.

fleshwound_NPG

for the 5893876th time, what is andy reid doing

Spur

cultivating mass

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Telling Donovan McNabb, discretely, that it wasn’t his fault.

WCS

Incoming soul-crushing missed field goal as the clock expires….

Spur

here we go

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s about time for a turnover.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

“Apple or berry? Never mind, I’ll take 12!”

-Andy Reid

King Hippo

c’mon, 2 MOAR stops, Tits

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Did he catch a basketball? Then shut the fuck up.

clint greasewood

tight end appears on screen

“TRAVIS KELCE WAS KNOCKED OUT OF THE GAME IN THE FIRST HALF”

JustStopDude

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Indianapolis might be claiming some things which ain’t belongs to their gravy soaked asses.

Dick E. Phuck

TIGHT END PLAYED BASKETBALL!!!!!
/Drinks engine oil

ThePirateSloth

That’s some dope muthafuckin voice inflection

fleshwound_NPG

BASKETBALLPLAYERTIGHTENDFIRST