Your “Stupid Sexy NFC South!” Wild Card Playoff Game Open Thread

Well, we’re three down and only one more to go. I hope your belly is full of the things that you like and that you’ve hunkered down for the day. Not sure about you guys out there but the wind is howling and growling up here, blowing the darn snow everywhere.  A source in New Orleans has told me that the weather inside The Rich Fella’s Car Dome is hunky and dory, if you can believe it. So how will this thingy in front of our eyeballs play out? Let’s go…TO THE GAME!

Carolina/New Orleans:

There’s a 65% chance that this is the last time Jerry Richardson can look down on his team, metaphorically and physically. I guess I have to back up a bit here. The Saints have taken both tilts from the Panthers this year by a combined 31 points. What you’ll be hearing pre-game is that IT’S SO FREAKING HARD to beat a team three times in a season. Fact is, 65% of the time the winning team that has won before will end up being the winning team again and the losing team will be the same. Got that? No? Good.

Best RB in the league:

His name is Ingram Kamara and he’s run at a 4.7 ypc clip all season long. You should try and pick him up early in your fantasy draft next year.

It’s a fine line…:

As the Wallenda’s will no doubt tell you, ‘balance’ is of the utmost importance. Mr. Brees can state matter-of-factly that an adequate running game will cause you to drop to the ground behind the line of scrimmage only 20 times in 2017. That’s a 3% sack rate and the fewest times he’s been down in ten years. His 270 yards passing per game is the first time he’s been below 300 in six years.

My Hot Takeaway:

The Saints ain’t gonna lose this one.

Roar down below, mes petits tigres.

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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Have you even been to New Orleans? Very rustic, resilient city that features an undeniably Cajun influence across all facets of the culture, especially cuisine.

What I am saying is that Cam Newton right now thinks he’s in The Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Ron Rivera is the hunchback.

Senor Weaselo

Heh, it’s funny hearing Esmeralda talking about freedom.

fleshwound_NPG

Camsackgrounding

King Hippo

10 second runoff

Dunstan

I saw 10 Second Runoff open for U2 once.

Spur

plenty of time. i say run it.

King Hippo

dropped pickerception. Wonder if that will haunt?

Spur

Flag!!!!!!!!!!

fleshwound_NPG

Any Reid gonna have company…

SonOfSpam

Besides Dungy?

Doktor Zymm

Nawt out, beaut catch

Viva La Tabula Raza

Wow, NO gonna fuck this one up.

ThePirateSloth

What a fucking catch

Spur

Cam is playing out of his mind.

Dick E. Phuck

What a throw.

Spur

Go CAM!

King Hippo

shades of JV Pete Carroll at SC

Doktor Zymm

Could Carolina throw the review flag there?

SonOfSpam

Not inside 2 minutes. Do you even Grudenwatch???

fleshwound_NPG

doesn’t matter now, they’re close

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Turnover, so it SHOULD have been reviewed automatically.

Spur

whatever.

Doktor Zymm

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Viva La Tabula Raza

That was pretty fucking stupid.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That actually should be reviewed, and should be incomplete.

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16 yard arm punt

fleshwound_NPG

Football is populated by dipshit, meatheaded, dumbass jocks.

Wakezilla

Damn, that was ballsy and really stupid by #29

Mr. Ayo

There is no catch

Petronel

…whoops.

fleshwound_NPG

Sean Payton is insane

King Hippo

I liked it. Play call coulda been better. Makes one wonder why he ain’t throw earlier?

Doktor Zymm

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fleshwound_NPG

Gettin hot in here, time for Tyran to unzip and get comfy, 2 minute drive comin up

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SonOfSpam

2/10, stupid name, would not 2 minute drive.

Spur

French pussies needed REAL Men to save their ass – My cousin from Arizona

Dick E. Phuck

I, on the other hand would LOVE to save some French ass.

Wakezilla

I know the Saints’ backs are great, but, they aren’t doing shit today and Breesus is still good. I’d have called a play action.

SonOfSpam

THIS WAKEZILLA I CALL HIM COOPER MANNING, BECAUSE HE THINKS HE’S SMARTER THAN PAYTON EVEN THOUGH HE HASN’T DONE SHIT.

King Hippo

seam route on 2nd down

Spur

Cam just asked Coach, “Does the Potato need to go outside?”

Redshirt

QB Coach: “Okay, Cam. We need you for one more drive. How’s your head.”
Cam: “Fine Coach. I think the concussion has faded.”
(hits Cam upside the head with frying pan)
QB Coach: “How about now?”
Cam: “Hey! Why are these Pink Elephants on Parade! We’re trying to beat the Tri-Lams in the Greek Games!”
QB Coach: “He’s ready.”

King Hippo

well, Saints shan’t cover, assdicks

Wakezilla

Playaction time!

fleshwound_NPG

nasty throw

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You can’t stop that.

Spur

Boo!
I think that was game.

Wakezilla

Close, but not quite

King Hippo

nicely done!

Wakezilla

Black QB, white RB and Hispanic coach? Say what you want about Richardson, that’s pretty progressive in the NFL…

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Richardson calls each “Token” in meetings

Spur

he pays them less

King Hippo

“boy, young man, and Pedro”

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Sounds like Dahmer’s to-do list from 1991.

Spur

+1000000000000000000

Beerguyrob

“Did you hear the one about the Jew,…”

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Doktor Zymm

Wasn’t One Eyed Jacks the brothel in Twin Peaks?
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SonOfSpam

It was also Deano’s taunt when he caught Sammy Davis Jr. playing with himself.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Can you just convert McCaffrey to WR already?

Dick E. Phuck

Then he’d be more Jewish McCaffrey, than Christian.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Muhammad Al-Threeypc

SonOfSpam

Expected you to try to convert McCaffrey, but not to wide receiver.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How many marbles is this for?

King Hippo

about 8

fleshwound_NPG

so many white people catchin passes, we sure this isn’t in new england

Spur

Defense
Defense

King Hippo

ok now you dickasses owe me a FG

Redshirt

Okay, so Cam becomes a smarter QB player when his brain is misfiring and he’s thinking he’s in Toon Town from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

King Hippo

he can focus and not be distracted by all his thuggery

Dick E. Phuck

“I Killed your Brother, Eddie!”
[Throws 50 yard TD Pass]

Spur

“and he threw just like this!”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dick E. Phuck

That’s what happens when the next man up does his job.

Gatoraids

Jerry Richardson just plans to have Cam in his Get Out 2.: Brain Scramble Jambaroo

Spur

Olsen is going to take him home to see his family.

fleshwound_NPG

LOOKIT ALL DAT DECEPTIVE SPEED

ThePirateSloth

Well holy shit.

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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