NFL News:
- Your new Bears head coach is Matt Nagy.
- He is/was the Chiefs OC in 2016. Prior to the Chiefs, he was with the Eagles from 2009-13.
- He played QB at Delaware, and spent 5 years in the Arena League.
- He is/was the Chiefs OC in 2016. Prior to the Chiefs, he was with the Eagles from 2009-13.
- SHOCKING: Richie Incognito is being accused of dropping some slurs in the Bills loss versus the Jags.
- Specifically, Jags DE Yannick Ngakoue accused Incognito of making “some weak racist slurs” during the game.
- SHOCKING #2: Cam’s concussion protocol treatment during the loss to the Saints will be getting the once-over by the NFL.
- It will get the same scrutiny that Russell Wilson’s protocol did when he spent the three minutes in the tent back in November, a move which cost the Seahawks $100,000.
- SHOCKING #3: Jeff Triplette was reportedly so bad on Saturday he decided to retire.
- Now, this morning, the controversy is that the NFL knew he was retiring, and gave him a playoff game upon which to ride off into the sunset.
Finally, this is pretty savage.
Game preview: JV Falcons versus JV Patriots
I don’t care what the spread is, this game is Bama’s to lose. They could theoretically win their 5th National Championship in nine years, so as much as we like to rip on Nick Satan Saban, you have to allow that Alabama has shown a remarkable pattern of success since his hiring.
From everything I read, it sounds like this game comes down to whether Georgia’s two-headed running monster can overcome Alabama’s stifling #1-ranked run defence. Seniors Nick Chubb and Sony Michel both have surpassed the 1,000-yard mark this fall, boosting their career totals to a combined 8,259 yards, moving them past Eric Dickerson and Craig James – of Southern Methodist fame in the early 1980s – on the all-time list for tandem running backs.
Because, from having watched the two semi-final games, Georgia doesn’t have much of a defence, and Alabama can put up points fairly quickly. A freshman QB, no matter how poised, doesn’t have much to draw upon if he gets flustered. If the game turns to Bama quickly, I think we all have to reflect on how supremely talented DeShaun Watson is, and how what he did for Clemson last year might be considered a miracle. I’m keeping RAW on redial if this game becomes a blowout by halftime.
SI.com has a story on the game’s punters, which isn’t half-bad. Read all the way to the bottom, however, for the latest in America’s culinary demise, Batter – the edible cookie dough gelaterie.
Commercial airtime is averaging $1.2 million per 30-second spot. Kendrick Lamar is performing at halftime.
For you lovable gambling degenerates, Alabama is currently favoured by 4.5, and the over/under is 47.
Oh, and the President will be there, so I hope people enjoy the extra extra-security the game already has. In Canada, they’ve mostly stopped showing politicians on the big screen, because they always get booed. I wonder if they’ll show the Orange Face of Incompetence on the YUGGGGGE board, and if so what will the reaction be.
Update: Well, the protests are planned.
No surprise, since the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reminds its readers that Trump tweeted that Atlanta is “horrible” and “crime infested”.
Prediction:
What I want: Georgia 24-17
What I expect: Alabama 35-10
Tonight’s sports:
- College Football Playoff National Championship: Alabama vs. Georgia
- 8:15PM | ESPN / TSN
- NBA:
- Bucks at Pacers – 7:00PM | NBATV
- Raptors at Nets – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
- Nuggets at Warriors – 10:30PM | Sportsnet1
- WWE:
- Monday Night RAW – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
Unless you have a regional broadcast that interests you, it’s a pretty thin sports schedule tonight.
AGREED!
your lust for universal health care
ah was thinkin PAAAAWWWWWLLLL, maybe Saban oughtta throw that Greek back and git one of them Mexican kickers, wut say yeeeewwww?
Go out and git Messi fer christ’s sakes.
Liam Neeson has a set of commuter train sitter skills that gonna take care of white guy’s bizness.
Peter King is 1st in line for this movie.
-Blair Walsh
as I said…permanent DFO job…JV too
[slowly walks away with Snoopy music playing]
-Chimaera-like beast made up of Roberto Aguyo and Shaun Suisham
Don’t forget Younghoe Koo
FYI everybody, you can legally stream the game feed, no announcers, directly from ESPN…
http://www.espn.com/watch/_/id/3267580/sounds-of-the-game-2018-college-football-playoff-national-championship
I’m high and need a few ingredients so I’m walking over to wallmart. If I don’t come back, I was killed for my earbuds
The Coaches Film Room coverage on ESPNEWS is petty good once I got used to the camera placement in the rafters of Megratron’s butthole.
Thanks forgot what channel that was one. NO holgo this time though
Holgorsen was good last week.
Blair Walsh comment?
Can’t believe I almost forgot about my night job.
PRAISE SHA’NKLOR
Satan will not forget this slight.
What has he done for us lately?
Trump going to the NCAA Championship Game? Makes sense, he’s an outspoken supporter of outdated, openly flawed, and universally mocked systems of choosing a winner.
And slavery
First chance I’ve had to comment on here in weeks. God bless.
Anyways, ROLL METEOR
I thought u just rolled rental vehicles??
RIP Brad the Honda 🙁
I’d rather the NCAA say, “you don’t like the BCS, don’t like the playoff. Fine. Old rules. Now watch every single one of our bowl games so you can adequately rank all 104 teams on just the validly of your eye test.”
they will just slowly keep improving at a rate that maximizes profit…uh, I mean, a manner that maximizes opportunity for the student-athletes they SERVE (snicker)
That was… interesting…
oh that was cold-blooded
Georgia with a home game for the Championship? That is odd to me, however I assume Tide fans just prepurchase final tickets every year.
Why isn’t this on ABC?
The Mouse ain’t care.
Too busy trying to keep up with CBS primetime lineup that we have heard so much about.
Where did Fat Boy run off too? he knows they only have Chick-FIL-A, no Mcdonalds.
rub teh chicken on teh terlet, it’s almost same then
Damn, Herschel Walker could still play of he wanted too.
If he wasn’t so un-hip, I’d say the same thing about Bo Jackson.
FUCK FRANK BEAMER AND HIS NECK GOITER
When does UCF come out?
They got winner.
As long as it ends with JR announcing it.
All of UCF Players come out from under the turf in Doink outfits
Best Legendary Movie Director Collaboration?
I’m going with Alfred Hitchcock and Russ Meyers.
Kendrick Lamar better say so something about Trump at halftime.
Can’t kneel if they’re not on the field, I guess.
Sounds like they did a decent job of booing the President. It wasn’t overwhelming, but I can’t imagine he’s heard anything like that in a public appearance in…ever, to be honest.
You can mark off “Lip-syncing the national anthem!”
No…”refers to game as ‘match'”?
“Shoots basketball into ring.” Wait, that was Ted Cruz.
This may be a Full Card.
What about Dave Upthearse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhMhrhxw9pw
get fucked, Disney corp. and your Nazi legacy
Tomorrow’s early morning tweet: “It was really great for the Zac Brown Band to serenade me with the Star Spangled Banner last night. What a great way for them to honor my presence!”
Will Sasso’s arm tattoos look retarded…
That a pretty shitty crowd response considering its Bama vs Georgia in Atlanta.
At this point…where the fuck could Trump show up to and not get booed?
An alt-right youtube video comment thread? Breitbart.com?
/watching some old movie footage
If I had a time machine, I’d suck on Liv Ullman’s 48 year-old nose for as long as she’d let me.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Eat my ass!
It would be great if the players knelt for the anthem.
Or the ROTC cadet do as well.
Guess they precluded that possibility by keeping them in the locker room.
boos for trump
BBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Man, you just never stop learning stuff as you get older. Ever since Steely Dan released Deacon Blues back in the late 70s, I’ve always thought the Alabama mascot was some kind of red wave or something. How the fuck does that correlate to an elephant?
Off to Wikipedia, I guess.
One of those unattributed, “Opposing fans said the sound of the tide entering the stadium shook the place like a group of stampeding elephants.”
By God that’s Oprah’s music.
Me: “I don’t feel like watching a bunch of entitled babies only in the position where they are because of the system. I’ll check out Raw.”
(Roman Reigns’ music hits)
Me: “Touché, WWE. Touché.”
You know…I don’t folks all clamoring like a bunch of idiots wanting that there playoff being expanded and shit.
So we expand it to 8 teams…that means there are 6 teams from the SEC playing for the championship. I’m sorry…I realize Mississippi State is a hell of a lot better than whoever the fuck wins the WAC PAC Big Ten whatever loser conference…but its a bit silly to see them competing with the likes of Bama again when we already know the results gonna be.
ROLL TIDE!
ah think ah speaks for us all when ah say the MOAR SECCCCC PAWWWWWLLLL the better, wut say yeeeeewwww??
I would like to see Power 5 champs and 3 wild cards
12 team playoff. All Conference Champs + 2 wildcards. Top 4 get a bye week.
Who out of us came with the idea of the 16-team bracket with the Big East style double-bye?
/Yes I know every large conference uses it now for basketball but the Big East used it first.
//And they don’t anymore because it’s 10 teams now.
Its the “National Championship”…not the “National Participation and Feel Good Snowflake Festival”.
This is Trump’s America Damn IT!
ROLL TIDE!
“What is with this sudden obsession with washing detergent? You’d think there would be a corresponding bump in references to ‘Bounce’!”
-‘All Things Laundry’ blog
/Gets run over by a team of mules
I love* how players get fined for publicly saying refs screwed up. That’s literally what the refs do when they call penalties/fouls: tell the world that a player screwed up.
*love: I only say love instead of hate because I have nothing else to love.
Will i feel better. You know Trump was told a West Coast city could be hit and he shrugged it off because it’s full of liberals
http://www.businessinsider.com/tillerson-mattis-trump-north-korea-strike-2018-1
Joke’s on conservatives when they nuke Orange County beachside. Silver hair burns blue.
This Alabama vs UCF game is going to be great.
Did Trump release has Fake News Awards?
No, he had to “delay” them. Sad!
So the Fake News Awards announcement was… Fake News?
Dead or Alive, hero hit the nail right on the CNN!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
I heard that it was postponed until Wednesday because its greatness couldn’t be contained by a Monday.
My attitude towards the SEC National Championship Bowl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NDNxPD3dM8&t=59s
That is wonderful.
Pregnant wife wants to know what I want to do for my bday later in January. I’m like, can’t drink, limited diet (plus eats less), unpredictable cravings….can’t do massages or anything fun like spas….I’m just like, I appreciate the thought but can’t i just order in whatever dinner you’re craving that night.
Mayonnaise and olive pizza it is!
Mt. Dew and Asparagus it is!
Take one for the team and ask for “The Parade Of Pickles”. The gherkins, dills and sweet relish will sate her palate.
Hail Satan!
[turns red] “Shucks. I thought you guys forgot about me.”
-Miroslav Satan
[is already a reddish color] “(says nothing because it is a non-sentient pile of decoagulated wheat)”
-Loaf of seitan
the HBO Bowie documentary is also on tonight, setting the dvr for that
I hope they talk about more than just his golden years.(hahahaha)
I put like $57 on Roll Damn Tide, because (i) I have NO IDEA what is gonna happen; and (ii) YAY EVIL
That split second flash of a naked Marge in bed covered in a blanket is making feel uncomfortable and/or ashamed.
It’s 4:20. Time for munchies.
Remember all those times I said “Give me someone to vote for in ’20”? Oprah would be a good alternative to Trump. A popular unifying force that the muggles who went Trump would happy go towards.
If you guys send us Warner or Pelosi, you didn’t learn from ’16.
If you guys send us Hillary again, I may vote for Trump purely out of spite.
Death to all billionaires.
Poverty for all Billionaires!
think they’d prefer death
Its a two part plan.
1st: Poverty
2nd: Death
Yeah – or, sadly, I think Young Kennedy couldn’t get a lot of press quickly (he’s probably going to wait a few decades for his turn).
If you mean Joe III, I don’t think America is ready to elect a Ginger President.
Tough but fair.
New David Byrne album!
Not for another two months 🙁
I’ve waited 14 years, a couple of months is nothing.
An Old Robbie Burns Poem!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy8lehO7nqg