We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game.
Let’s go to The Tale Of The Tape!
Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right
Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj
QB: Advantage DJ Taj
RB: Advantage DJ Taj
Defense: Advantage Yeah Right
Penis size: Draw (they are brothers, after all)
Special Teams: Who cares?
FINAL VERDICT: It’s a classic unstoppable force meets the immovable object. The Saints offense versus the Vikings defense.
The Big Unknown for me is how Case Keenum will play in a Big Game. If Case turns the ball over, that will enable the Saints to work a short field and score crucial points.
The Saints defense is not that far behind the Vikings’, so this could be the key to the game.
In any case, one thing I know is that Joe Buck will be announcing with Troy Aikman, which means it’s best to watch with the sound off. Or, better yet, picture Troy trying to get Joe to show his tits for beads.
I bet you Dan Fouts would do it no problem.
Ok, that’s enough of me. To the game!
There’s no way one of those drones could fly through the safety glass of a windshield.
Saints seem intent on executing the “Altar Boy Protocol” on the Vikings.
We can haz game.
I haven’t seen this many VIkings fall in battle since 1066
Too soon.
Check back in 2066.
Haha, last 17pt 2nd half comeback for NO was vs Atl.
Of course it was. LOL
life does follow a pattern oftentimes…
Found another good joke:
Imagine how many personal essays we’d have by now if the missile alert had happened in Brooklyn.
Man, is this year Magary finally commits hara-kiri if the Vikes choke the game away once again?
if the vikes go all the way and die with :01 remaining in the superb owl
Head first into the slow cooker
a $3.99 pot pie probably ain’t got much “food” in it
Fair, but also probably fair to say you’re not eating $3.99 pot pies for the nutritional content, either…
and made by cooks gettin paid like a janitor
GOD I FUCKING HATE THIS NEW VOICE OF JACK IN THE BOX!!!
There’s a New Jack in town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uNEcPUB1u4
I like PFT Commenter! I don’t like Barstool Sports.
Barstool Sports doesn’t have RSS feeds so I can’t read PFT. Fuck.
yup, he’s ded to me ,, smgdh
WE MADE HIM!
just follow on twitter and nothing else
Mike Zimmer calmed him down saying “Get back in the game.”
Watching him for years as Cincy’s DC and one stint on Hard Knocks, I can guarantee that at least two f-bombs, an s-bomb and an m-bomb was dropped.
Keenum looked like a cross between Brett Favre and Peyton Manning on that play
ut oh
IT BEGINS
Interceptado!
watch Zimmer put Bradford in
What. In. The. Fuck.
Watch how the missed Vikings FG comes back to haunt them.
Well that was pretty stupid.
I guess Sam Bradford still has a job.
how many fistfights ya reckon have broken out in the right household tonight?
They’re all baked by now.
It’s coooool, man.
SEE? IT BEGINS.
You had a good run, Keenums.
Keenum turns back into a pumpkin
TOTS AND TITS IS HOW BOSS TODD LIKES HIS FOOTBALL
here comes that BELRRGH!
(new) iron maiden bumper music
the comeback starts now, NFL found out what the final four qbs would look like with a saints loss
here come dat bleergh
I will take a cover.
“Too legit, too legit to…oh, to hell with this, it’s too hard.”
– Albert Haynesworth
Meanwhile, at the Magary household…
I’m not bi(lingual) but I keep hearing the word “sendejo” and I’m pretty white guys aren’t allowed to say that
Oh thank goodness.
Just unconscious. Whew.
re: the injury…holy shit
https://twitter.com/chillsvds/status/952688153046941701
He got laid out on a pick play.
Good to see him up and moving.
Was that just a Hennesy ad on broadcast TV? In the afternoon?
thats some nice afternoon drinkin
That blonde woman is going to have a really hard time figuring out who the culprit is when she wakes up the next morning and her new car has been keyed all to hell.
Is there a sniper in the stadium? What happened? He just fell over.
I’m guessing fluke spinal.
The contact didn’t look that bad.
But no extremities moving, almost has to be spinal.
That guy looked dead . . .
Goddamn did he get shot?
Somebody ded.
That looks really bad.
flag for killing a guy, or on ded guy?
Lock up your daughters and watch the bathrooms. Ben’s coming back for more (football next season)!!!!
The follow on line was even better:
The Mayor: Intent? How’d you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross.
big ben = big as a house, never QB sneaks on 4th and inches
breesus = 6 foot even, just did that
They don’t want to encourage Ben to “go for it” in confined spaces.
hey look, QB sneak
Yeah Right: I can’t believe this! We’re shutting out the Saints!
Teddy BOTW (nodding): Nrgh.
Is this MIN’s defense, NO’s offense or did Drew Brees’ age suddenly appear?
yes
Fell asleep in the second half of Stiller-Jaguras and just woke up now. Apparently I’ve missed a lot.
– Todd Haley
Mind the tear stained terrible towels and Choco Taco wrappers.
Brees pick six is about to salt this one away.
Helloooooooo Millie’s grandaughter