We have DJ Taj and his New Orleans Saints going up against Yeah Right and his Minnesota Vikings for the right to go to the NFC Championship Game.
Let’s go to The Tale Of The Tape!
Cooking skills: Advantage Yeah Right
Writing while on unknown substances: Advantage DJ Taj
QB: Advantage DJ Taj
RB: Advantage DJ Taj
Defense: Advantage Yeah Right
Penis size: Draw (they are brothers, after all)
Special Teams: Who cares?
FINAL VERDICT: It’s a classic unstoppable force meets the immovable object. The Saints offense versus the Vikings defense.
The Big Unknown for me is how Case Keenum will play in a Big Game. If Case turns the ball over, that will enable the Saints to work a short field and score crucial points.
The Saints defense is not that far behind the Vikings’, so this could be the key to the game.
In any case, one thing I know is that Joe Buck will be announcing with Troy Aikman, which means it’s best to watch with the sound off. Or, better yet, picture Troy trying to get Joe to show his tits for beads.
I bet you Dan Fouts would do it no problem.
Ok, that’s enough of me. To the game!
Lots of time for Breesus.
Tobi Kai better not fuck this up
Saints will just run back the kick off now
Kai Pond is GOOD!
Vikings? Kicker? Gamer Over.
Nevermind
..and we’re T-minus 10 seconds to a miss.
I make poor life choices.
sick catch.
trading FGs?
My god Case Keenum is an idiot.
Holding, PI, AND still make the catch? I feel like that the penalty yards should be tacked on.
wow. a winning FG attempt by the Viks.
they gonna drain the clock first?
Nah, why bother? That Brees guy can’t do much in a two-minutes drill.
Lattimore? Moar liek Coverageless amirite?
So since the Super Bowl exists in King Dilly Dilly’s world, which team does he support?
Redacteds
Bud Light
Wow. Wow.
What. a. catch.
FOX Sports is now culpable for Depraved Indifference Homicide for all the suicides the Vikings fans are carrying out after calling that video.
NOW, will they go for tWBS’ touched down?
Nope.
Saints win is actually better for my bottom line actually.
Fuckers
Time for some Bitchin’ Kamara then.
That catch was fucking ridiculous.
he is Julio Jones/AJ Green caliber. No bullshit.
And gritty too!
Thielens PURGED!!
Tom Cruise is now fully engorged.
Just to really fuck with Drew, they run those clips.
What. A. Catch.
We finally now know what a catch is.
Whatever happens next, I hope hte winning QB gets his leg broken
For clarity, it doesn’t have to be this game, but within the next 6 days or so.
Vikings shit theyselves
DILLY DILLY
Well this game is actually good, who’s playing in the night game?
Do we…do we tell him?
How do you have successive gifs of that short queued up?
Seriously, I want to know your source
http://bfy.tw/G2z3
Shhhhhhhh.
So that’s the secret. If we want a really watchable, competitive post-season game, just open the thread with a banner pic of comfort food! Whodathunkit?
bitchin kamara with the GOLD GRILL and NOSE RING!
sets a great example for da kids!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP9lN1Dann4
Minny kicks a FG to win, Imma be really pissed.
Not because they won, but because it kills both my bets.
TD or bust.
You might be fucked my internet friend.
Yup. I’m thinking you’re correct.
There’s absolutely no way this doesn’t end with a shanked or blocked field goal.
You’ve always been the placekicker, Mr. Walsh.
Yes, but by the Saints!
WILD CARD, BITCHES!!!!
Payton determined to win… Only way can feed challenge addiction next week
Remember when Drew Brees played for the Chargers? Or was that just in a fanfic I read one time….
IT’S UP TO YOU CASE KEENUM
/Mister Winkles sharpens claws
I am torn, guys!
On one hand, I really want to see the vikings lose.
On the other hand, I know that the further they make it before losing, the greater the heartbreak will be for their fans, and so the more pleasure I can derive from it.
Any thoughts/advice? (Not from vikings fans, you all can go die in a fire with your shit team.)
Nice 10 minutes drill Keenum starting
In Breezus we trust
We now cut live to the Magary household!
well, “live” might be a poor choice of words
Wish he Blogged it like Matt does
“Magary wing of the ICU” didn’t quite roll off the tongue as well.
Milli workin Goodell, closet Pats fan
omg
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/952701500412841984
gotta love xmas ape
I was SO HAPPY that day. Donks would NOT have beaten Minny. Reeves’ Falcons were child’s play.
Looks like my reverse jinx post from earlier worked.
This is quite the development.
BREESUS HAS RISEN
He has risen INDEED!
Bitchin’!
Game.
BITCHIN’ KAMARA!!
Vroom Vroom!
Dr Who Dat on the sidelines
oh man things are getting TIGHT!
You can not overstate Brees’ bullshit ability to turn a lead into ash in the 4th quarter
“Johnson up the middle”
Yeah I’ve seen that it’s a good one
it will come down to Kai Pond
Even Ginn was surprised he caught that one.
thank god I never grew up a vikes fan
/Saints commit a textbook case of pass interference
Troy Aikman: “I think that’s a good call”
Mike Perreira: “Excellent call!”
Everyone with two eyes: “THE ARISTOCRATS!!!”